In which Endeavor countlessly gets exposed. Also, [Name] is getting some and everyone is pissed about it. Also holy shit this book is long.

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[Name], for god's sake, please sit down. That's enough." Aizawa said, groaning and rubbing his temples.

"But I'm not even done with presentating my project-"

Upon a silencing glare from her father, [Name] sighed and walked back to her seat, dejected. Of course, like the true friends they were, Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima, and Mina clapped for her enthusiastically.

"You were supposed to make a presentation on villain strategies, fucking dumbass." Bakugo muttered.

"Y'all hear sum'n?" [Name] said, causing Bakugo to break out in screaming insults.

Finally, class was over, and the teens all made their way to their dorm rooms, grinning happily.

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ladies and gentlehoes! i think we need to hang out again!

NO.

HEY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKHEADS CHANGED MY NAME

me you big bakubooby bitch

[NAME] YOU HAVE SOME NERVE

oh bet? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bakugo stop pms-ing

yeah what kmaini said

kaminai

KAMINARI

it took you long enough

Why are we to meet? What is the occasion? Is it mandatory?

uh sorry i don't speak italian

He said: "where do we meet, why, and do we have to"

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let's go to the city and see the cherry blossoms together! we have to get our licenses soon, so it'll be stressful! so let's all hang out this one last time before life gets tough! ✨💖

ily queef

*quEEN

queef

queef

queef

queef

queef hero

*kero

KJSNDSKJNDS PRO HERO QUEEF

What is that?

ok anyYWAYS

sounds fun! i'll join!

THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA OCHACO! I WILL JOIN! *intense hand waving*

"intense hand waving" ok iida

IIDA YOU ROLEPLAY TOO

*WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT 'TOO'

bakugo we all know you do all might roleplay, we've seen your twitter

i have seen bakugo's furry roleplay account. he sometimes roleplays with my father.

bro WHAT

SEJKDSNKDSJN WHAT IS HAPPENING

SJKSJKDNS OMG

BAKUHOE DOES FURRY ROLEPLAY W ENDEAVOR

FUCK WAIT YOUR DAD IS "xxI_HATE_MYWIFExx?!"

just kidding. that account is fake.

oh. he left. sucks.

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f

everyone meet at the station! bring food and blankets, and don't be late!

(●'ω｀●)

woah deku! how did you do that?

i adedd emojjis to this gruop chauthn

*chat

aw cool!

(▰˘◡˘▰)

◕ヮ◕✧

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◕◕｡

TOADOROOKI CALM ODNW

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As Bakugo, [Name], and Midoriya all stood together at the station waiting for the others to arrive, [Name] was ambling around and swooning at the gorgeous cherry blossoms across Japan's cityscape.

"Idiot," Bakugo grumbled as he watched her excitedly hop around like a child.

"I think it's cute," Midoriya said quietly, a small blush across his cheeks.

"Show me where I asked." Bakugo huffed.

"Your mom asked. When I was doing her." Midoriya said quietly, yelping when Bakugo picked him up by the collar, yelling angrily.

"Aw, hello sweetie!" [Name] giggled. Her words alerted both the blonde and green-haired boy, their heads snapping towards their classmate.

"Hello, [Name]. Have you eaten yet? Make sure you're not skipping out on meals." A deep voice from the other end said.

"Who is she talking to..." Midoriya mumbled.

[Name] walked outside the station, onto the grass where she could listen and talk interrupted.

"SweETIE?" Bakugo growled. He grabbed Midoriya by the head and dragged the boy to follow [Name]. The two hid behind a bush.

"I hear a guy's voice coming from the phone!"

The two boys heard a loud gasp behind them and jumped slightly in surprise to see Ochaco behind them, eyes sparkling.

"Virgin [Name] is finally getting some coochie!"

"Get down!" Bakugo hissed, as the brown-haired girl was dragged into the bushes. "What do you mean?"

"I heard a guy's voice coming from that phone. His voice sounds so nice and smooth~" Ochaco giggled.

"WhaAAAT?" Bakugo said, sparks already flying out from his palms. "wHO IS THIS BASTARD!"

"Hey, let's go! Everyone's here!" Ochaco called. [Name] finally ended her call.

Ochcao, Bakugo, and Midoriya looked at each other and nodded. They had to figure out who she was talking to.

[Name] laughed as she laid out a blanket. Kirishima grinned as he laid down his red one next to hers, Kaminari and Bakugo on the other side. Todoroki stayed a bit in the corner, but close enough to hear the conversation.

Class 1-A was under a large cherry blossom tree. It was afternoon, so there was still light, but it would soon start to vanish as the colors of the sunset would take its place. [Name] smiled as she laid on her back, head resting on Kirishima's lap, listening to the soft conversations of everyone losing individuality and eventually becoming dull background noise.

The trees rustled softly as the sweet smell of sakura drifted to her nose, the sun soaking into her [s/c] skin, which was exposed by her crop top.

"Aw, look at her! She's going to sleep! So precious!" Momo whispered to Tsuyu, softly smiling. Kirishima turned towards the girl and his face softened, a small pink tinge appearing across his cheeks.

"So manly- yet so cute!" He said quietly to himself, gently brushing a hair out of her face.

The others were enjoying [Name]'s peace until...

DING!

[Name] shot up, her eyes holding pure insanity. She quickly grabbed her phone at light speed, furiously texting someone.

"Who are ya texting?" Ochaco said slyly. Kaminari tried to look as well, and saw that she was chatting with...

"A BOY?!" Kaminari gasped. "AN OLDER BOY?!"

"Fuck off, Denkichu." [Name] grumbled, focusing on her phone. "Aww! He just said he loves talking to me! AND he wants to get to know me more!"

Immediately, the boys around her emitted dark auras. Even Todoroki looked a bit pissed.

"Who's the boy?" Momo sweatdropped, noticing the change in the atmosphere and still wondering how [Name] stayed oblivious.

"The father of my metaphorical children. Oh, hold on! He's calling me!"

"HeeeYYY hoNEY!" The girl said. Everyone nearly had a heart attack.

Honey?

[Name] stood up and dashed towards an empty area to talk to her 'baby daddy' again. Todoroki and Bakugo sat on their blankets, eyes twitching, while the 1-A girls stared with curiosity.

Midoriya and Kirishima just looked fuckin sad, lmao. Denki would probably be sad if he wasn't baked rn (jk don't do drugs he was just short circuited).

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Later in the day, [Name] and the rest of class 1-A were on top of a rooftop restaurant, having just ate dinner. [Name] kept up with the group's conversations, but here and there, she would be texting the boy.

Now, on the rooftop, she took a deep breath of the fresh air and smiled. The lights of the city twinkled down below. The girl felt like she was on top of the world. The deep navy of the sky above transitioned to beautiful deep purple and pink colors below.

But it seemed like she was the only one who was happy.

"[Name]." A soft voice said from behind her.

The [h/c] haired girl turned to see a flustered and angry Bakugo, along with Kirishima, Kaminari, Todoroki, Midoriya, and Ochaco, and Mina.

"Yes? Oh fuck, I will not disclose who the side hoes ar-"

I'm obviously the main hoe, Mina snorted to herself.

"WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO!" Bakugo roared, as Kirishima held him back.

"What?" [Name] cocked her head.

"What he's trying to say is... If you've found someone else, and he makes you happy... Then we're happy for you." Kirishima said sadly.

"Yeah. We don't want to lose you, but as long as you're happy..." Midoriya said sadly.

[Name] blankly stared at her friends before snorting, and breaking out into laughter.

"[Name]! This is a sentimental moment!" Kaminari glared. His gamer girl was really going to leave him for someone else. Seriously- he was genuinely upset about losing the love of his life to someone else.

"YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO A REAL BOY? AHAHA!"

Everyone stared at the girl with shock and confusion. Annoyed and shocked at the girl's words, Bakugo snatched her phone from her.

"MYSTIC MESSENGER?!" Bakugo roared. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

"AHAAHA! I was talking with my daddy!"

"[NAME] HOW DARE YOU TRICK US LIKE THAT! WE THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP IM CALLING JUMIN HAN!" [Name] roared at Bakugo, her deadly aura for once silencing him, as he widened his eyes in fear.

"bruh." Todoroki said, secretly relieved.

Come to think of it, my dad plays that game sometimes, but I never knew it was a Korean Dating Sim. Oh well.

"HAHA! You guys really think I would leave you for some pretty boy? I love you first! Nobody will ever replace you all." [Name] smiled, wrapping her arms around everyone in a little group hug. Everyone decided to call a small truce, just for tonight.

And as the group walked through the bustling and colorful city with steamed buns, laughter echoed through the air, and everything was perfect.

For now.

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props to @hickorreee for the cute mm idea because i love that game sm-

speaking of mystic messenger, i'm working on a fanfic called "strawberry milk" which is a 707 x reader bc i love saeyoung with all my heart. so stay tuned for that! it's a very interesting plot to say the least!