《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》47: MINECRAFT AND CHILL
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In which someone gets to experience the hidden side of [Name], but she stays catching cases and side hoes oop
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upstairs.
'The most capable student in our class!' Momo thought.
'The most handsome boy in our class!' Mina gushed.
'Going into his room is kinda exciting...' Hagakure's heart pounded.
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"Wow!! A Japanese style room?!"
"How did you remodel it in one day?!" Kaminari stressed.
"...I worked hard."
"Who else is hard rn 😳" [Name] said, lowkey wanting Todoroki to be the father of her child.
"Me-" Mineta was cut off with a kick to the balls by Jirou.
"My room is next," Sato sighed. "It's pretty boring, compared to Todoroki's..."
[Name] started to drool slightly as a sickeningly sweet smell overtook her.
"Oh! I baked a cake for everyone."
All the boys watched in awe as the women nutted over the cake.
[Name]'s true fatass nature was revealed by the giant cake that Satou whipped out (of the food variety, not lower cheeks, although let's admit Satou is kinda caked up 😳)
"It's the girl's turn now!" Mina exclaimed as the group walked back in the hallway.
"Do we have to?" Jirou whined. "It's kind of embarrassing..."
Her room was decorated in a punk-rock style, with music instruments everywhere.
Hagakure's was a typical girly room, pink and frilly and furry. Mineta walked over to the underwear drawer and started wafting her panties.
"He do be using proper lab safety techniques known as wafting doe," [Name] blushed.
"Even I'm not that horny!" Kaminari shuddered.
Mina's room was covered in hot pink and black animal print. Uraraka's room was plain, but she made up for it with her cuteness and modesty.
"We are in forbidden gardens..." Tokoyami said quietly.
"Tsu left a while back. She said she wasn't feeling well. Now it's Momo's turn!"
Her room was slightly cramped with her luxury furniture.
"And finally... [Name]'s turn!"
Everyone sweat in anticipation as the girl smirked and walked upstairs.
"I don't think you all are ready for this," The girl said, but opened the door anyways.
The walls were painted white, with the standard dorm flooring. [Name] had a large, black folding screen-curtain thing covering half of her room, which was quite odd.
What's behind it? Todoroki wondered.
On the side that was clearly visible, [Name] had a large desktop on her desk with Roblox pulled up on the screen. She also had a large tv screen with an Xbox to fulfill her gamer girl needs, and a Wii blasting obnoxious Wii Sports Resort music.
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The girl had collages of cursed images hanging on her wall. Strung across the wall was an awkward combination of fairy lights and messy, printed drawings or art, no doubt from the hellish side of the internet.
"Is this a picture of pHINEAS AND FERB KISSING?!" Kirishima screeched, picking up a paper from the corner of the room.
"Oh! I've been looking for that one," [Name] grinned and tacked it up back where it belonged, which was right next to her most valuable object, a Rick and Morty canvas poster that said, and I quoth,
"👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔."
Her bed was clad with a Fortnite comforter. She quickly kicked her sexy Minion body pillow under the bed before anyone could see, where it lay, sad and pathetic with the piles of thot pockets she had stashed under there.
Kaminari and Midoriya wandered over to her desktop computer, noticing something that looked suspiciously like cocaine strewn out on the desk.
"[Name], what is th-"
"Everyone say hello to Poop-chan." [Name] said quickly, her face serious. She held up her poop emoji pillow.
This hoe rlly be committing a federal crime and changing the subject... Midoriya sighed.
Todoroki wrinkled his nose with disgust at the girl's room. It was too... Cursed for his liking.
He made a mental note to give the girl some tips on interior design. But for now, whatever was behind that black screen was poking at his curiosity.
He quietly and stealthily slipped away from the rest of the group, pulling back the screen and quietly stepping inside, prepared to see something even more cursed or disappointing than the rest of her room.
Instead, he was met with the soft, warm glow of multiple lava lamps. The plasma inside was calming to watch. The walls had fairy lights hung across them, with numerous polaroids of her with her friends at UA.
Todoroki tried hard to bite back a small smile as he saw one of the two of them together after the fair. Todoroki's face in the picture was emotionless and exasperated, but the girl's smile was wide, the bags under her eyes prominent and her messy buns falling out.
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I remember that day.
There was a comfortable white, fluffy chair in the corner, lying on a [f/c] rug.
A minimalistic shelf was next to the chair, and it had few books, because let's be honest, as established before, this bitch illiterate.
However, what the shelf held looked personal.
Facing the chair was a large window.
The soft, ethereal light of the sunset flooded through the window, casting the room in a purplish-pink glow. It felt like a fever dream. A candle burned in the corner, and a grey cat slept curled up in the chair, next to a large plant.
This is... Strangely calming. Todoroki thought, surprised how the chaotic girl could even have a bit of calm in her life. It seemed like all the background noise disappeared in this little corner.
He walked back over to the shelf and saw a small family photo, which looked pretty beat up, one corner covered with a slightly bloody fingerprint, which had long since dried with time.
Don't overstep your boundaries, Shoto. The male mumbled to himself, but he couldn't help but look. It seemed to be a family photo. A young [h/c] haired female, who looked familiar, yet unfamiliar. It was obviously [Name], the male knew that much. But he had rarely ever seen her smile like that before. It seemed... Real, genuine.
Alongside her, a [h/c] haired male, who just looked like the average middle aged male. And on the right, a red haired female with [e/c] eyes.
Her mother and father. Her mother was definitely the one with the Plasma quirk, Todoroki thought, noting her vibrant red hair. The news' slanders against the [h/c] haired girl's origin that were released while she was kidnapped came to his mind.
He gently put the photo back down on the bookcase, next to a small plant, and just as quietly as he had entered, left, leaving the only oasis of calm in [Name]'s life.
He made his way back down to the commons. Everyone was voting, and Satou ended up winning, although, not surprisingly, someone had put in 420 votes for "Poop-Chan," leading Iida to demand that "Poop-Chan" reveal themselves, as a certain girl's soul ascended to heaven in the corner.
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[Name] knocked furiously on Kaminari's door. Most students were going to bed at this time, but the girl wasn't tired at all.
"Get ouTTA MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!" Kaminari yelled, breaking the sound barrier.
[Name] snorted and kicked down his door.
"Move Pika-hoe, I'm joining." [Name] stated, jumping on his bed. A small tinge of pink spread across his (face) cheeks as he realized a girl-not just any girl- the girl- was on his bed. She was so close that he could quite literally suck her toes if he pleased.
[Name] grabbed a controller and the screen split in two. The two started building their own little world.
"EEEEK KAMINARI!!! IT'S A MONSTER!!!" [Name] screeched.
"I'LL KILL IT FOR YOU, MY QUEEN!" Kaminari yelled, dashing towards the monster heroically.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaminari cried.
"It's okay, I still love you!" [Name] cried, tears flowing out of her [e/c] eyes.
As the two kept playing, hours passed, with Kaminari actually mining, building, and slaying monsters for [Name], while the [h/c] haired girl mostly frolicked around, collecting flowers.
Finally, as night fell in the game, the two placed their beds next to each other (😳) and slept in the game.
Outside of the game, stars twinkled through the large dorm window as the sky grew pitch black. The two fell silent for the first time since they had started playing.
The only light came from the soft, retro colored screen, and the only sound besides their soft breathing was the gently composed Minecraft music.
[Name] could feel Kaminari's body heat next to hers. His honey-colored eyes glanced at the female sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with him occasionally.
The girl yawned and leaned on her friend's shoulder. Kaminari grinned and pat the girl's head, deciding he would take her back to her room later.
"Good night, [Name]. Sweet dreams!"
The male sighed, knowing that he would also soon be dreaming about all the castles and buildings and houses the two could build together.
"I guess I really do be simping for her," Kaminari smiled.
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lowkey have writers block bc i realize im not funny 😔🤚
anyways thanks for joining my discord if u did ily and stay safe!
HERE ARE SOME LOVELY EDITS SENT TO ME BY @UhSupImError TYSM
ALSO I LITERALLY WANT THIS ROOM SO BAD?? IM CRYING THIS IS PERFECT
ok bye
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