In which Kaminari is simping for coochie... Again.

together." Aizawa stated bluntly while drinking his bitter bean water- err, black coffee.

"WhAT now?" [Name] snorted, looking up from her computer.

"Did you not read the email I sent you?" Aizawa groaned, massaging his forehead. "What were you doing on that damn computer all day yesterday, then?"

[Name] started sweating nervously at the thought of it.

"It was very intense- see, my first Roblox boyfriend- BigTiddies1212, caught me cheating on him with my OTHER Roblox boyfriend- BigBootyCheeks420. So yeah, it was a very intense and emotional evening. I had to break up with BigTiddies1212. I already miss him..." [Name] said sadly, wiping away a tear.

"Please, [Name]. I shouldn't be saying this as your father but please. For the love of God, get a real boyfriend."

"Chill out Eraserdaddy!" (Aizawa cringed.) "I got HOES on Roblox! I'm fine! Anyways, so where am I moving?"

"To UA. We've made dorms. It's safer that way."

"AYY!" [Name] yelled and dashed upstairs to grab boxes and a suitcase. "I'll be done packing in a minute!"

The [h/c] haired girl packed basically her entire room in the suitcase. It wasn't much, considering Aizawa's apartment was small and she had been using the guest bedroom since she had arrived from her homeland.

After packing, she raced downstairs with her suitcase at light speed.

"You're coming with me," she laughed, grabbing a white cat with blue eyes.

"[NAME]!" Aizawa screeched angrily as [Name] yeeted her cat into a cardboard box. "DO N O T HANDLE THE CATS THAT WAY!"

"SansKomaeda is fine dad!" [Name] said, as the cat angrily scratched up her entire arm, hissing with fury. "She loves me!"

"Palomino. Her name is Palomino." Aizawa groaned, pulling out his sanity pills once again. "Besides, I don't even know if animals are allowed."

"Well then-" [Name] shoved poor SansKomaeda under her hoodie. "I guess I'm pregnant now."

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All of class 1-A was gathered outside the dorms. [Name] stood awkwardly with a whole ass cat on her stomach while Aizawa was threatening to expel everyone. After some time, he finally went inside.

"Come with me," Bakugo grunted angrily as he grabbed Kaminari's collar. The blonde haired boy dragged the discount Pikachu behind a bush while everyone watched with fear and curiosity.

Suddenly, flashes of lightning illuminated the sky.

"AHHHHH THEY'RE FUGGING!" [Name] screamed, almost falling on the floor.

Kaminari came back a dumbass, leaving everyone laughing. Can we get a 😔 in the chat?

"Keep your head up King, better days are coming." [Name] slapped Kaminari's hand away as he tried to grab her boobz.

"THAT WAS FOR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!" Bakugo said angrily. "HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY GIRL!"

"B-BigTiddies1212?" [Name] suddenly went pale. "Is Bakugo? And Kaminari... Is BigBootyCheeks420?! Oh god... I need a moment..."

"[NAME]?! YOU'RE COOCHIESLAYER666?!" Bakugo yelled angrily. "My whole life is a lie...."

"[Name]! You're pregnant?" Ochaco gasped.

"Yes ma'am! I don't know who the father is doe 😂" [Name] replied.

"Wow! [Name] has many romantic suitors then!" Momo clapped her hands together, eyes sparkling.

"In other words, she has HOES!" Jirou smirked.

"I HAVE AN IDEA!!" Mina exclaimed happily. "WHOEVER HAS THE BEST DORM ROOM IS THE FATHER OF [NAME]'S CHILD!"

"Hell yea bitch, I'm gonna be the father of my own child," [Name] huffed.

As the class entered the dorms, their breath was taken away. The common area was spacious, neat, clean, and had a large courtyard.

"HORNY ALERT!" [Name] screamed, as Mineta basically had an aneurysm about bath and laundry being on the same floor.

"NEUTER HIM!" Sero yelled back, grinning at the [h/c] haired female.

"NoOOOO please don't cut my balls off uwu! *nuzzles bulge*" Mineta said.

"God, please cleanse my eyes. Purify my soul." Aizawa prayed, even though he wasn't even religious. Damn, Mineta's horniness will just do that to ya.

[Name] was put next to Uraraka on the 4F floor.

"Midoriya's room first!" Mina said excitedly.

"WAIT NOOOOO!" Midoriya screeched, but it was too late. All Might figures lined the room's edges, and posters were strewn up everywhere. [Name] started laughing her ass off.

"MIDORIYA HAS AN ALL MIGHT FETISH?!" Ochaco gasped.

"I don't even wanna know what he does with those life size dolls," Kirishima sweatdropped.

"It's okay Izuku! We all have celebrity crushes!" Momo put a reassuring hand on the boy's shoulder, but it wasn't really helping.

While walking to the next room, [Name] jumped on Kaminari's back.

"Carry me, bitch, I'm pregnant."

"Bruh, of course, my lady. Shall thou please see it fit to cast upon me only a sliver, merely a morsel of coochie? I shan't even penetrate it. Just ponder at thy glory."

"😳 Good sir, you are indeed, detrimentally horny. I shall bestow upon you a mere morsel of processed coochie but only if you simp for 't, kind sir."

The next room was Tokoyami's, but he was guarding it. It was basically a demon spawn.

"So scary!" Ochaco shuddered.

Next was Aoyama. His room was so glittery that [Name] got an instant headache when she walked in. but it was still fabulous.

"It's exactly how I expected it to be, kero." Tsuyu sighed.

"Come in my room! I'll show you something!" Mineta grinned creepily.

"Nah, I'm out dis bitch." [Name] ran upstairs.

Ojiro's room was pretty normal.

Iida's room was full of bookshelves. And... Glasses.

"Imagine being able to read," [Name] sighed.

'Oh, so this bitch illiterate illiterate.' Todoroki observed.

Kaminari's room was random as fuck, but he had a large tv in the corner, which was hooked up to an Xbox.

"WOWWW!" [Name] gasped, sparkles in her eyes. "LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT TOGETHER PIKACHU!"

"Only if we can put our beds next to each oth-AHH!" Kaminari was cut off by Jirou throwing a basketball in his face 'accidentally.'

Koda's room was pastel and had a cute bunny in it.

"Awww! I wish I had a pet!" [Name] gushed, petting the cute little creature.

'Is this bitch for real?' SansKomaeda thought.

'Sadly, she is.' Koda replied back to the cat using his animal speaking telepathy.

"Hey, shouldn't we see the girls dorms too?"

"YES!!!" [Name] yelled. "I'M SO READY FOR THIS!"

"Hey, where's Bakugo?" Ochaco asked while everyone was walking to the next floor.

"He said this was lame, and that he was going to sleep." Kirishima said hopelessly. "I'm sleepy too.."

[Name] looked at the redhead and smiled slightly. His eyes were slightly teary and droopy as he yawned.

Aww, what a cutie.

"Then let's do Kirishima's room!" Mina yelled, running down the hallway.

"I don't think you girls will understand the manliness of this room!" Kirishima grinned. It was covered with fighting equipment and a large wall poster of the Great Wave.

"Wowwww! This is so cool, Kiri!" [Name] gasped.

"This looks like the room of an abusive boyfriend," Hagakure whispered to Mina quietly.

"It's so hot and stuffy!" Ochaco exclaimed.

[Name] started to fan her face.

"It is really hot! I should take my shirt off-"

"nOOOO!" Momo put a hand on the clueless girl's shoulder. "Let's not do that, okay?"

'Seriously, how is this girl so blunt?' Todoroki sighed mentally.

Shoji's room was completely empty.

"I didn't know you were a minimalist." Todoroki said intellectually, while Mineta was rummaging around the room looking for Hentai.

Next was Sero's room. It was nicely decorated with traditional tapestries and furniture.

"Wow! This is like the perfect place to just chill!" Kaminari exclaimed.

"Me and the boys vibing in Sero's room? 😎😳" [Name] said excitedly.

"How is she saying those emojis perfectly," Ochaco whispered, shaking with fear.

"Todoroki is next!"

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so i had to split up the dorm parts into two parts bc its a lot

would you guys be interested? it would just be a cute and chill server where we could talk about anime, advice, fanart and writing and shit. Basically anything y'all would want to talk about. and you don't have to be active all the time because its just super chill!