In which everyone is basically throwing shade at each other and [Name] provides some very useless yet very intellectual commentary.

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'some girl died for you' shit AND transporting her to another place by shoving something down her throat had activated her anxiety complex, which resorted to... Yes, crackheadedness. As per usual.

"Hey!" [Name] coughed angrily, looking up at the man who stood in front of her. He had a black mask and metal bars on his face and he looked familiar.

"Shut up brat! You don't want to mess with him..." A villain beside hissed warningly.

"Hey you! Yeah fatass! Metal head! Brace face! Life support mask having hoe! Yeah, I'm talking to you!" [Name] screamed angrily.

"Oh, you're DEAD dead. All For One's been on a diet, and he gets super sensitive about his weight loss journey!" Toga snickered.

The man with the black mask turned to [Name], and the (h/c) haired girl suddenly felt a jolt run down her spine. That's when [Name] realized... This was the man who was in charge of her childhood experiments. He radiated huge EVIL dick energy in more ways than one, yet the dumbass girl decided to continue talking.

"Yeah hey um, I get that you bought me like a slave a long time ago like one of those One Direction Wattpad fanfictions. Those were the SHIT! Have any of y'all ever read-"

"My personal favorite was 'Bought by One Direction.'" All For One said in his gloomy, scary voice. Dabi, who was supposedly passed out, suddenly snorted.

"OH REALLY?! Fam that one was GOOD! But not as much as Kidnapped by 1D. Anyways, I'm getting off topic. My point is, you don't own me anymore! Eraserdaddy does. And he's not gonna sell me off to your gay band of villains anytime soon."

All For One glared down at [Name].

"Aight, so Imma head out now-"

"HA! You're funny." All For One snarled. "We're not going to let you leave just like that."

"Actually, I'm not funny, because women aren't funny so I think I'm just going to leave now-"

"Nope." Dabi smirked and grabbed Bakugo by the shoulders.

"One more move and I'll incinerate your annoying ass friend," The Minecraft Zombie boy said, his palms ready to ignite with blue fire.

"K," [Name] shrugged.

"whAT?!" Bakugo shrieked, and started kicking around in Dabi's grip. "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE IF I BURST INTO BLUE FLAMES AND DIE?! WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND ARE YOU! AND TO THINK I HAD A HUGE ASS CRU-"

"Hoes mad." Dabi sighed, before getting punched in the face.

Bruh, why would he talk about having a huge ass crutch? [Name] thought.

"Booooooo," Said everyone from beyond the fourth wall because damn this bitch is dense. I mean this is deadass the only reason we're not getting anywhere with this romance. Meanwhile Dabi got smacked in the face by a tomato thrown at light speed by an angry reader of this fanfic because holy shit the author made [Name] so goddamn stupid.

"Master..." Shigaraki said. He kneeled down in front of All For One.

"Damn, this your daddy 😳?" [Name] asked.

And no surprise, something was stuffed down her throat yet again. (Chill you kinky bastards its just DuckTape™)

"So... You failed once more, Tomura. But you must try again. I brought everyone, including these children. Because they are important in your plan." All For One walked to Shigaraki, holding out his hand. "I'm here to help you. All of this.. Is for you."

"Clown moment," [Name] whispered to Bakugo, who was desperately trying to scoot away from her.

And then out of nowhere, All Might, catapulted towards All For One as they locked fists.

"Well damn ThiccMight, wyd all double cheeked up on this gorgeous Sunday evening?" [Name] managed to say, for she had already consumed the Duck Tape (And quite frankly, wanted some more because honestly, that shit tasty😋).

"GIVE ME BACK MY STUDENTS!" All Might roared.

Actually, you can keep [Name] she's kind of a crackhead JK LMAO LOVE YOU SWEETIE 😘" All Might thought.

"Oh, you're getting weaker, All Might..." All For One laughed darkly. Panic suddenly flashed through [Name]'s mind. What if All Might got seriously hurt trying to save help her and Bakugo?

You know what anxiety? You need to shut the hell up. [Name] thought, and her rushing thoughts kept her from feeling the warm drops of blood gently smearing her palms.

"You're one TO TALK! You're the one who looks like a dying GRANDPA ON LIFE SUPPORT! Ugly ass," All Might angrily muttered.

"Oh my god All Might is so cool!!#*$&@*&#*@#!" Bakugo nutted.

"Yeah but Endeavor has big titties." [Name] grunted. "Just like you, BakugoAAH!"

All For One's arm had suddenly lifted, and whatever quirk he was using threw out an explosion of energy. [Name] yelped as she was thrown back in the chaos, until Bakugo pounced on her.

Grabbing her waist tightly with his warm hands, he quickly flipped her over so that she had something soft to land on.. In other words, his chest.

[Name] flinched, as the backlash from All For One's quirk whipped at her body. She could barely open her eyes, but she could make out distant silhouettes of buildings falling. And in the moment... She felt scared. Scared of the deaths of the ones she loved, scared of the losses she faced, scared of the villains, scared of herself.

And as she was suddenly put into a dark place from a long time ago, surrounded by the villains of her childhood and the tragic past she had faced, she was reduced to the frightened little girl she once was, and the only thing that felt like home in the horrific battlefield was the boy hugging her close.

So she let her fear take over and buried her face deep in his chest. It was warm and strong. Bakugo widened his eyes in surprise, backing up with her against one of the buildings that hadn't fallen.

He wrapped his arms and legs around her even tighter and stronger, putting his chin on her head protectively and clenching his jaw, shielding her from her past and her fears. She was engulfed in his warmth and his scent, which instantly calmed her down.

Instead of listening to the ghostly sounds of the whirling wind and the destruction of buildings, [Name] focused on Bakugo's heart. It was fast, but steady.

You've been so strong and brave for so long, [Name], and you still are. But let me hide you away just this once.

"Shigaraki. Use Kurogiri's portals and go. And take these two brats with you," All For One snarled. Bakugo tensed up as the six villains surrounded him.

"[Name]," He grunted. He gently grabbed the girl's shoulders and detached her from his chest, looking at her with a serious expression. She looked calmer. That was good.

"Look, we need... To fight. I have your back, and no matter what, I promise it'll be okay. But we need to fight now." He said in a stern, but gentle voice. [Name] nodded, her glassy (e/c) orbs settling down once they met crimson ones.

The two jumped up and faced their opponents with steely and angry gazes. They stood back to back and both aimed their arms at the ground, powering up their quirks as their hands brushed against each other ever so slightly.

[Name] grinned as she began to get her old fire back.

"Let's kick some VILLAIN ASS!" She yelled. And as the two charged towards the enemy at once, Bakugo couldn't help but think-

This is why I love you, you dumbass.

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I WATCHED SPIDERMAN FAR FROM HOME AND IT WAS SO GOOD BUT ALSO I WAS SO SHOOK AND ALSO TOM HOLLAND IS SUCH A CUTIE I LOVE HIM

ALSO SINCE I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO FANGIRL ABOUT THIS- I GOT SUM BT21 MERCH AND HERES A PIC!

IT IS S O CUTE IM LITERALLY DYING!!!

I'm not really a bts fan but I'M A SLUT FOR CUTE STUFF AND BT21 IS CUTE SO

Hope my fellow Americans have a great 4th of July lmaooo don't die in the fireworks pls AND KEEP YOUR PETS SAFE AND COMFORTED >:(