《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》40: ALWAYS SAY NO HOMO
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In which [Name]'s mind receives a special visit from two different types of traumas and almost forgets to say no homo.
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LOCATION: [NAME]'S M I N D
"COME ON YOU CLOWN ASS MOTHERFUCKER, don't tell me you're down already!" An angry yell echoed through [Name]'s mind.
"Boy who the fuck are you?" [Name] screeched into the void. A dark figure emerged from the shadows.
"It's Britney, Bitch." The boy said, smirking as his golden eyes gleamed in the dark.
"CHAD?!" [Name] screeched. "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?! ARE YOU IMPLANTING PORN VIRUSES IN MY BRAIN CELLS?!"
"Nah, there's not enough brain cells for that," Takashi rolled his eyes as he sat down on [Name]'s frontal lobe cushions.
"Okay well, why are you here?"
"You're imagining me right now, but I'm here to tell you to wake the fuck up, unless you wanna become anemic." Takashi grunted. "Yeah, that villain that's currently cradling you? She's Satan, and she'll snatch your blood AND your weave."
"Oh shit, you're right! The last thing I remember is getting knocked out..." [Name] furrowed here eyebrows.
"Yeah, and you're slobbering all over her shirt right now too. It's kinda gay fam."
"Damn, no homo tho 😔."
"Now defeat this e-thot before I shove the quadratic formula up yo ass." Takashi said, smacking a nearby brain cell like a juicy loaf of bread.
"Yes ma'am," [Name] saluted the boy.
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"EEEEEEEEEAAHNHSGNS!" [Name] screamed as she suddenly jumped up and bumped heads with someone.
"Owie!" A high pitched shriek came from above the (h/c) haired girl's head. [Name] then realized that she was laying against a tree, with Toga hovering over her. The forest was still dark, and it seemed like there was nobody around.
"Aight well, imma head out 😳," [Name] intelligently stated as she tried to sneak away.
"Nope!" Toga giggled and grabbed the girl's ankles, causing her to fall flat on her face in the hard dirt. She then started to drag the girl backward and sat on her back.
"Now, this may hurt a little-" The psychotic little blonde giggled as she pulled out a large ass needle.
"weLL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!" [Name] screeched as she struggled against the petite (but strong) girl's grip.
"[Name]!" A nasally voice exclaimed. Something wet and pink wrapped around Toga's ankle, and she was heaved off the (h/c) haired girl.
"Tsuyu!" [Name] exclaimed in relief as she got up.
"Are you okay?!" Ochaco called from nearby. "We were so worried about you! Mandalay told us that the villains were targeting you!"
"I'm fine, just... A little dizzy and lightheaded from the chloroform... It's kicking in again..." [Name] said, standing up shakily with Tsuyu's support.
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The chemicals still strong in her brain, along with the head bump, along with the painful killing of her brain cells when she saw-cue the gags-CHAD TAKASHI installing dumb bitch juice into her pea-sized brain was creating the feeling of a massive migraine.
"You're pale... You need to lay down. I'll pass the message on to camp that you're safe." Ochaco said. [Name] groaned softly, squinting her eyes as they went in and out of focus. She saw a blurry yellow blob.
"O-Ochaco... Behind... You..." [Name] slurred weakly.
"[Name], just calm down- AGH!" Ochaco yelped in pain as she was slashed across the arm. Blood started to pool against her skin, staining her white shirt.
"Shit!" Tsuyu cursed and jumped in front of [Name].
"Forgot about meeeee?" Toga whined, twiddling a knife in her hand absentmindedly. A knife that was now stained dark red.
[Name] scrambled up, ignoring the sharp pains in her head. She glared straight at Toga through her blurred vision and lifted her arms in defense. If these girls were going to fight, [Name] wasn't going to sit back and let her friends get hurt.
"You cut people for fun?! Just who do you think you are!" Tsuyu spat angrily, stepping up next to Ochaco.
"You three are SUUPPPER cute! Uraraka, Asui, and Aizawa [Name]! But... [Name]'s going to have to be my faaaaavorite! Cuz she's my baby wabyyy! Isn't that right, [Name]?"
"How does she know our name?!" Ochaco grunted, glaring at Toga.
"Maybe from the sports festival?" Tsuyu said hesitantly.
Like a jaguar, Toga's eyes gleamed. She drew her knife and again, took out the large needle.
"OCHACO, GET [NAME] BACK TO CAMP!" Tsuyu screamed. She wrapped her tongue around the two girls and launched them in the air. Ochaco wrapped her warm arms around [Name] and looked down at the green haired girl.
"Tsuyu!" [Name] cried as Toga launched forward, cutting her tongue. Blood splayed in different directions, causing the two girls who were hugging each other to wince.
Tsuyu then tried to jump in the air but was pinned against a tree by one of Toga's flying knives. Toga leaned in with bloodlust in her eyes, her sharp teeth dangerously closed to Tsuyu's neck.
"GET AWAY FROM HER!" [Name] yelled as she dashed in. Toga twitched slightly before sharply turning and launching the knife behind her. [Name] dodged just barely, wincing as a few loose strands of her hair were chopped.
"Aww, silly me! I forgot I wasn't supposed to kill you, [Name]!" Toga giggled. Enraged, [Name] slammed her palm into Toga's back and immediately blasted the villain with a high amount of plasma.
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"YEET!" [Name] screamed heroically, although her head hurt like a bitch.
The blonde psycho slammed face first against a tree and slid to the ground. [Name] quickly pounced on top of her, holding her down so she wouldn't move.
"Ochaco, can you let Tsu down? I got this bitch." [Name] said proudly. Ochaco nodded and quickly helped Tsuyu.
"[Name]. You're just like me, aren't you?" Toga darkly giggled. "You're.. In love."
[Name] tensed up, but said nothing in reply. Then, with a free hand, Toga suddenly smacked the ground. Smoke started to rise around the two girls. Tsuyu and Ochaco weren't visible anymore... It was just Toga and [Name].
"You're in love with someone... with many people, but you're conflicted because you don't want to hurt anyone. Well, I'm in love too!" Toga giggled, a heavy blush spreading across her cheeks. "So you and I... Are the same. No wonder Dabi wants you... You're strong! Maybe that's why the villains... n e e d y o u !"
[Name] widened her eyes as her mind darkened and went to another place.
"Experiment Quirk Transplant is a success. We will discuss our next mission to train weapon AE273, tomorrow."
Experiment. Quirk Transplant. Weapon.
[Name] started to breathe heavily as she felt a thick, sandy substance rise in her throat.
SHIT! This can't be happening again CONTROL YOUR QUIRK CONTROL YOUR QUIRK!
The (h/c) haired girl gasped in pain, shutting her eyes tightly as she tried to swallow down the ashy plasma and the memories of her painful quirk intercalations.
Toga took this moment to do her dirty work.
"Aghn!" [Name] whimpered in pain as a sharp needle was forcefully stabbed into the skin on her thigh. Dark red liquid started to travel up the tube. [Name]'s grip got looser as spots appeared in her line of sight. Having already used her quirk along with the fact that she was already lightheaded... This blood loss was not helping.
Toga basically nutted as she sucked up [Name]'s blood. Just as [Name]'s consciousness threatened to give out, the needle was removed with a sudden tug, and Toga bounced away into the woods.
"Wait, don't go..." [Name] whimpered, fatigued. She reached out, but wasn't able to do much. The poor girl was so lightheaded that she hadn't even noticed Izuku's, Todoroki's, and Shoji's presence.
"[NAME]!" Deku cried out. He clambered off of Shoji's back and rushed to his childhood friend, despite how beat up and hurt he was. Leaning down to her level, he cupped her face gently and examined her every injury with concern.
"She was drugged and hurt." Tsuyu said with a raised eyebrow. "And so was Ochaco."
"Here." Shoji ripped a piece of his shirt off and wrapped it around Ochaco's slashed arm, before turning to [Name].
Her eyes were blank, her mind racing, yet at the same time dull.
"What's wrong, [Name]?" Todoroki asked gently.
"She gets like that... When she's thinking about something." Izuku shuddered. "Her past. Something even I don't know the details about."
"[Name], if there's a reason those villains are after you... And you know it, please tell us." Todoroki said, kneeling down.
"If she doesn't want to talk about it, leave her alone! Her past is traumatic for her!" Izuku said, his eye twitching a little with irritation.
"Well, I know it's hard. But this is a life or death situation. Telling us will only help her." Todoroki said, a small vein appearing on his forehead.
The boys continued to bicker back and forth.
"Both of you, shut up!" Ochaco said angrily, bonking them over the head. "Can't you boys be civil for one day? Todoroki's right, this is a life or death situation, so whether she tells us or not, our priority is to keep her safe! And you two fighting won't help at all! So can't you just put your hormones and feelings aside for once?!" The brunette scolded furiously.
"Yeah... Sorry, Todoroki." Izuku mumbled.
"I am sorry as well."
"[Name], here's a cookie. It will help with the lightheadedness and blood loss." Shoji said softly, leaning down to hand the girl a chocolate chip cookie. [Name] nodded weakly and meagerly ate it.
Everyone sighed softly in relief as her face retained some color. The girl then stood up and grinned weakly, giving a mild thumbs up to show she was okay.
"Hey, where's Bakugo?" Tsuyu asked.
"What do you mean, he's right behind us-" Izuku widened his eyes as he turned, and the ashy haired hedgehog was nowhere to be found.
"Well, fuck."
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yall this takes me back to when i actually updated like every day 🥺
also!! lmk what BASTILLE OR HOZIER songs you think of when u read this story because i luv bastillee and honestly id lick my king hoziers toes sooo
ALSO, IM DEBATING ON WHETHER OR NOT TO CHANGE MY COVER/THEME SO PLEASE RECOMMEND GOOD TUMBLR ARTISTS WHOS ART SETS I COULD USE AS A COVER! OMFG THIS WOULD BE A H U G E HELP THANKS (not nemupan or meyoco because ive already used their art)
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