《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》36: SORRY, BUT I'M BROSEXUAL
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In which Mina and [Name] share a special bro connection, and someone (almost) gets some coochie.
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He pressed his hands together as a sign of respect before he began to eat, the (h/c) haired girl beside him practically inhaling her food.
No judgement, because she was absolutely exhausted. Everyone was. [Name]'s limbs still ached from navigating through the forest, and although the side effects of her quirk had subsided mostly, she still felt slightly lightheaded.
From beside [Name], Kirishima and Kaminari were also shoveling rice into their mouth at a very high speed.
"This chicken is juicier than Bakugo's tiddies," Kaminari commented, before he was viciously beat up by said boy.
After everyone was full and content, the girls and boys split to head to the Hot Springs.
"Finally! My aching muscles could use some rest after all that running!" Ochaco said brightly as she changed, wrapping a towel around her body.
"Same!" Mina agreed. Soon, all the girls were ready, and [Name] opened the sliding door. The sky was dark, save for the silvery stars that were here and there. The air was warm, but still had a soft chill to it.
As [Name] unwrapped her towel from around her body and dipped a foot into the hot springs, she felt her entire body relax. She slid in, waist first, then up to her chest. The tips of her (h/c) locks became slightly damp as she sighed in satisfaction, her tense muscles relaxing.
"Wow, [Name]! You're really pretty! No wonder all the guys like you!" Momo smiled as she got in too.
"Yeah! I bet Izuku nuts over her every night," Mina squealed.
"No thanks, I'm B R O S E X U A L." [Name] said while dabbing and accidentally smacking Toru.
"Bro," Mina said. "Close your eyes."
"Okay bro," [Name] said, closing her eyes.
"What do you see?"
"Nothing, bro."
"That's my world without you, bro."
"Bro."
"MINETA! STOP IT!" Iida's yell echoed loudly through the walls separating the girls and the boys.
"Everyone, ssh!" Tsuyu said, and the girls fell silent. [Name] walked out of the hot springs and wrapped a towel around her body, peeking through a hole in the wall.
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"Fat nut," She whispered as she saw a sight worth dying for- Kaminari, Kirishima, Bakugo, and Midoriya with floppy hair and blushes on their faces.
"WALLS ARE MEANT TO BE CLIMBED OVER! PLUUSS ULTRAAA!" The girls heard a scream, and the wall started shaking, only meaning one thing-Mineta was climbing it.
"OH SHID EVERYONE! THE COLOSSAL TITAN IS COMING!" [Name] screamed as she dived into the Hot springs. Her towel slid off her body and sunk to the bottom of the hot springs.
"Before you become a hero, learn to be human." A soft yet strict voice said. [Name] looked up to see Kota, standing at the top. He gave Mineta a harsh slap, and the purple haired boy came tumbling to the ground, his asscheeks making perfect contact with Iida's face.
"Well, you know what they say, some days you eat the ass, other days the ass eats you.😔" [Name] said.
"THANKS KOTA-KUN!" Mina squealed. Kota looked down to see luscious booty and tiddy, and then fell down on the boys side upon fainting. Hey, not everyone can handle it.
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Warm water soaked into [Name]'s skin. All the other girls had left, but she had stayed behind. She wanted some time to think to herself. Soft crickets sang in the bushes nearby, but other than that, no other sound was heard.
The sky seemed like a mini galaxy, swirls of purple, blue, ethereal green, and silver illuminating the small world below. Alone with only her thoughts, [Name] let out a soft sigh, admiring the sky and thinking about the stars as rogue thoughts flooded into her mind, catching her by surprise.
Did her parents know where she was now? Did they know she was making friends, laughing with them, crying with them, in love with them?
A soft rippling sound came from the other side of the wall, and [Name] perked up.
"H-hello?" The female asked hesitantly.
"[Name]? You're still fucking awake?" A gruff voice said from the other side.
"Bakugo?" [Name] mumbled. "Can you come here?"
The boy said nothing, and [Name] feared that she had asked too much of him before she heard the door slide open. Bakugo walked in with a sour look on his face, his waist down wrapped in a towel.
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"Get in, I promise I'm not looking." [Name] said, closing her eyes and turning away.
"Are you shitting me? It's already bad enough that I'm here when you're n-naked!" The blonde boy said with a heavy blush on his face.
"Come on, your peepee is so small that I wouldn't be able to see it anyways."
"No way!" Bakugo grumbled.
"What are you insecure about? You have lovely bootycheeks, I promise!" [Name] snickered.
"FINE!" The boy snarled as he ripped off his towel, stomping into the hot springs.
"There. That's not so bad, is it?" [Name] asked. Bakugo said nothing and stared at her, looking lost.
"You better fucking tell me now." Bakugo growled.
"What?" [Name] asked, tearing her eyes off the sky and furrowing her eyebrows.
"Tell me what he did to you. At the mall. I swear, I'll rip off every limb of his-"
"Ohh, you mean the burnt chicken nugget thanos?" [Name] laughed. "Nothing happened Bakugo, I'm fine."
But in her eyes, Bakugo could sense another emotion. Fear? A loss of a friend? He noticed for the past couple days how she sometimes glanced at her phone, texting a number and looking at it with frustration. Perhaps someone had blocked her?
His body took over and he treaded closer to the girl, gently reaching towards her exposed collarbone. He slowly ran his finger over the scar he had caused years ago, causing a shiver to run up her spine. Looking into her (e/c) eyes with his crimson ones, his expression hardened.
"[Name], I know I've hurt you in the past. But you better fucking tell me if anyone's messing with you, because I'll fuck up their shit."
"How caring, Bakugo. Thanks."
"I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK IF YOU KEEP SQUEEZING MY ASS, YOU THOT!"
The two stayed there for a while, mostly in comfortable silence. A few hours had passed, until Bakugo stood up.
"We should get to bed, because we have to wake up early tomorrow for training." Bakugo grunted. [Name] nodded.
"Uhm, my towel..." The girl blushed. Bakugo looked at her with confusion until he noticed that her towel lay in the hot springs, all wet.
"Stupid!" Bakugo glared. "Wait here."
The boy walked into the changing room and got a spare towel, tossing it to her.
"Thanks friendo," [Name] said as she tugged it around herself, causing Bakugo to wince.
Friendo?
Damn, can Bakugo get 2 likes for a fallen to the friend zone soldier?
"Hey idiot, you'll get cold in that. Here," Bakugo grumbled, tossing her a hoodie. It was red, blue, and white and smelled like nitroglycerin, delectable spices, and sweet honey.
"Is this an All Might hoodie? Now I know your fetish," [Name] said as she changed behind a wall. Bakugo cursed her out, but even he was too tired to put in the effort of his anger.
"Let's go," He grumbled.
And as he walked [Name] to her hotel room, he wondered-
Why? Why would he do this for only her and nobody else? Why did he feel so competitive with others when it comes to her? Why did he want to keep her safe, and why did he feel stronger around her? What was this girl doing to him?
"Goodnight Bakugo, maybe you'll finally get some coochie in your dreams," [Name] yawned.
"Goodnight, [Name]." The blonde glared, slamming her door and stalking off down the hallways, deep in thought.
Meanwhile, Toru was in the hot springs the whole ass time oh shid
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hello yes this is a filler ish bc i wanted to write instead of doing hw but i dont wanna progress the plot too fast
also i've had 16 hrs of dance practice this weekend,
broken legs and arms waddup, im basically deku😎
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