《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》35: BRUH MOMENT: THE SEQUAL
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in which summer training camp starts, and so do the bruh moments.
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However... Those of you trying to be heroes will not receive any days of rest. At this Summer training camp, we'll have you aiming for Plus Ultra!" Aizawa said, wrinkling his nose unenthusiastically. "Seriously can someone change our cringey motto? I feel dumb as f-"
"SOoooo IZU!" [Name] smirked, leaping towards the unfortunate green haired boy, who immediately turned bright red at the closeness. "Do you eat your banana with or without the shell?"
"I don't know man sometimes I just gotta get a taste of that shell, it really do be like that tho 😍🤑" Kaminari called from a distance.
"No one asked, Kaminari." Todoroki replied emotionlessly.
"Imagine having daddy issues," Kaminari savagely retorted, whipping on Dat HotnCold Bitch.™
"sOOOO, CLASS 1-A HAS PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE REMEDIAL CLASSES? HUUUH?! ISN'T THAT WEIRD, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN CLASS B?!!!! WHAT IS THI-"
"Literally shut up you liberal," [Name] said as she smacked Monoma's head. The boy fell to the ground and was handed off to Kendou.
"CLASS A! PLEASE LINE UP!"
"Oh shit oh shit my dad forgot to sign my permission slip-" [Name] paled slightly.
"Bitch are you for real?" Aizawa said, deadpanning.
As 1-A got onto the bus, [Name] slid into the seat next to Kirishima, taking out her phone, playing a game.
"Mind if I sit here?" The girl asked. Kirishima blushed a little and shook his head, watching the female with interest. After her game getting interrupted multiple times with a notification, she stood up on the bus angrily, despite the driver's protests.
"ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU CUCKS KEEPS AIRDROPPING ME HENTAI FEET PICS?!" She screeched, glaring around. From behind her, Kaminari and Mineta sank down in their seats and giggled.
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After everything had settled down, things had become quiet, save for the soft, dull humming of the bus wheels against the pavement.
[Name] found the screen of her phone starting to get slightly blurred as her surroundings gently and smoothly went up and down with the vehicle. As small teardrops formed in her eyes due to exhaustion, she drifted in and out of sleep.
Kirishima looked at the girl. It looked like she hadn't slept for a while, plus the red haired boy knew that since they had to get up early today, [Name] couldn't have gotten enough rest.
He ever so gently pushed her head against his shoulder, letting her lean on him. The girl immediately fell out of sleep, her chest rising with the same beautiful pace as Kirishima's.
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"We're here." Aizawa said gruffly, and [Name] jerked awake. Her face heated up slightly as she realized she was face to face with a sleeping redhead, his jawline against her head. She stared at his sunlight-illuminated face for a moment, at the scar on his eye, then stood up and stretched. As everyone piled out of the bus half asleep, they noticed a black car nearby.
"ERAAASER!" A cheerful, feminine voice rang out. [Name] looked at the lone car standing at the 'rest area' only to be assaulted with glitter and brightness.
"We're the wild, wild PUSSYCATS!"
Kaminari suddenly snorted loudly and puffed out his cheeks, looking like he was having an ashthma attack or something.
"She said the pussy word-"
"These are pro heroes who are working with us at the camp, the pussycats." Aizawa said, glaring at Kaminari.
"So these are those genetically engineered catgirls I've been hearing so much about!" [Name] grinned.
"THEY'RE A FOUR PERSON HERO TEAM WHO WORK TOGETHER!" Izuku said, fanboying.
"Izuku busts a phat nut episode 20382," [Name] said uninterestedly.
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"THEY'RE A VETERAN TEAM THAT SPECIALIZES IN MOUNTAIN RESCUES! THIS WILL BE THEIR TWELFTH YEAR WORKING TOGET-"
"HEY! I'M 18 AT HEART!" The blue kitty girl yelled, pouncing towards Izuku and smacking a paw over his face.
"We own this whole stretch of land right here. You'll be staying at the foot of the mountain." Mandalay explain.
"So far!" All the students whined.
"So why did we stop here? Unless..." Ochaco said, widening her eyes with realization.
"H-Hey guys, lets get back to the bus!" [Name] sweatdropped, linking arms with Sero and walking towards the bus. The black haired boy nodded nervously and tried to sprint, but Pixie Bob created a landslide, and the students were thrown off a cliff.
"NOOOO! MY STASH OF DONUTS!" [Name] cried as she finally landed on the hard ground.
However, the girl widened her eyes as she saw a forest beast thing quite literally make Mineta piss his pants. It was quickly destroyed by Midoriya, Todoroki, and Bakugo.
As a certain blonde wiped the sweat off his muscles, he raised an eyebrow at [Name], who was walking towards the forest.
"Hey, where the fuck do you think you're going?" Bakugo yelled after her.
"Have you been drinking extra dumb bitch juice today, Bakugo? I'm obviously walking into the forest, like we were told to do."
"Not alone, you aren't!" Bakugo grumbled under his breath.
"I'm not a kid, you don't have to babysit me." [Name] snapped.
"Then what was that at the fucking mall?!" Bakugo yelled back, flaring his nostrils.
"It was one kiss!" [Name] sighed, exasperated, but then paused and widened her eyes.
"KISS?!" Bakugo yelled, his crimson eyes opening wide. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KISS?"
"Um, imma skrt outta here real quick-."
"YOU BETTER FUCKING ELABORATE ON THAT-"
"Leave it, Bakugo. It's fine." [Name] said, awkwardly shooting up finger guns to conclude the conversation. But Dabi's face was engraved in the blonde's mind from that moment, and every time he thought of the scarred villain, anger surged through his veins.
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[Name] walked out of the woods, bruised and slightly bloody like the rest of her class. Everyone was in bad shape, suffering from horrible drawbacks of their quirks. Even the top three, Bakugo, Todoroki, and Midoriya, all looked exhausted.
[Name] herself was pale, nauseous, and dizzy-all the consequences of blood loss. She was gently supported by Iida as the emerged from the forest looking like a
"3 hours? It took us the whole day!" Mina whined.
"Oh, that's the time it would have taken us Pussycats! My bad!"
"I'm really damn close to begonning you thots." [Name] mumbled, her mind foggy and her emotions slightly pissed off.
As Pixie-Bob started to fangirl over Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, and Bakugo, [Name] caught side of a young boy standing to the side, glaring at everyone.
"Hello! I'm Midoriya, from U.A high school's hero course!" The green haired boy said, walking up to him. "Nice to meet you!"
And then, he proceeded to get sucker punched in the peepee.
"Can't a mad lad just get through life without having a bruh 😔 m o m e n t?"
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the chapter pic is an actual pic i took at my school sigh
hey guys i'm really sorry i haven't updated in a while, and i'm sorry this chapter is uneventful? anyways training camp arc is starting ig yeet
i've literally had NO time to write anything. i've been overwhelmed with tests and quizzes and projects since i've gotten back from break
and d a n c e. GOD dance stresses me out sm like i come home crying all the time
anyways, im not thriving rn xoxo -bella
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