In which Aizawa busts some man thots, [Name] busts some nuts, and Kaminari gets all the ass and tiddy his heart desires.

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[Name] screamed as she sprung out of her badly parked pink Barbie Toy Jeep, which was way too small for her ass, dashing up her best friend's front steps.

"[Name]?!" Midoriya paled as he put down the weight he was previously using to build muscle. Everyone was preparing for the forest training camp this Summer. Well, everyone except [Name].

Midoriya opened the door and shrieked like a little girl as [Name] came barreling into his body, shutting the door quickly.

"Are you okay?" He asked, examining her. Thankfully, the wasps had mercy on her toes.

[Name] wore a pair of high waisted denim shorts, a pair of (f/c) vans, and a crop top with a minion on it that said ''The green haired boy was used to his friend's questionable fashion sense, but it still didn't stop him from cringing when he saw the horrific piece of clothing.

"Let's go play Mario Kart so I can destroy you, virgin-"

Ding Dong!

"Agh heck darnit! Who is it now?" [Name] grumbled as she threw open the door... Only to be found face to face with Kaminari. And Mineta, but he wasn't exactly at her face level, thank god.

"Who pulled up in that sick Barbie Dream Jeep? Someone's flexing on us broke bitches," The blonde said, and as he saw [Name], his eyes widened.

"What are you doing here?! WERE YOU AND IZUKU DOING THE HANKY PANKY?!"

Izuku 'accidentally' stepped on the purple boy's head while Kaminari cocked his head.

"Hey, why aren't you with the other girls? I thought they were using the pool today?" Kaminari said quietly.

"Yeah, well... I was too tired to go." [Name] said back. "Why are we whisperi-"

"MIDORIYA!!!" Kaminari grinned. "Let's go use one of U.A's pools, for endurance training!"

Ah, so they want to see the ass and tiddy. What intellectual beings.

"Are you fine with that, [Name]?" The green haired boy said hesitantly, turning to his (h/c) haired female companion.

"Yeah! I have to start training anyways." [Name] huffed. "Let me grab a swimsuit, and then we can go!"

Kaminari tried not to drool at the thought of his crush in a swimsuit, and soon, the four were in front of the pool facility.

"Okay, well I'm gonna change into this, bye!" [Name] skrted to the girl's changing room.

Unfortunately, she lost her U.A uniform swimwear, so she was forced to wear a plain, black, one piece. She would stick out from the others, but atleast it wasn't a bikini, and it made her look good, as if she wasn't just inhaling a whole pound of ranch a day ago.

Yes. Just ranch.

The girl stood in front of a mirror, her fingers lightly tracing the scar on her collarbone. Then, taking a deep breath, she walked outside.

Thank goodness the other girls aren't in here. I would absolutely die of embarrassment if they knew how insecure I actually was... Lol, jk! Ya girl gotta thicc booty. Ok but really tho, it's sad [Name] hours-

"[Name]?" Ochaco called. [Name] looked across the facility to see all the girls, stretching.

"YOU LOOK SOOO GOOOOD!" She gushed, causing some of the boys eyes to shift to the (h/c) haired girl.

"Damn it Ochaco, I love you but sometimes I wish you had ligma," [Name] cried.

"[Name], you look hot!" Kaminari grinned, giving her a thumbs up. And in that moment, [Name] realized she was standing in the center of many shirtless boys.

"Uhh, thanks vro, but I think I'm gonna go play volleyball with the girls now. Uh, yeet skeet!" The girl awkwardly threw up finger guns as she dolphin dived into the girls pool. Some time had passed, and [Name] started to regret coming here, for the sole reason that she felt her classmates staring at her.

"Hey Izu," [Name] called as she walked over to her green haired friend. He was sitting on a diving board nearby.

"[N-Name]!" The boy said, flustered as he saw her one-piece clad figure.

"So, quick question for um, scientific reasons, have you ever peed in a p-"

"DEEEKUUUU!"

Everyone paused and turned around to see a shirtless Bakugo, marching towards the two, followed by a muscular Kirishima.

After yelling at Midoriya for some time, he turned towards [Name] and took in her figure, his eyes lingering on her collarbone. Then, he crossed his arms and glared at the ground.

"Bakugo, damn! You're so ripped! I just nutted," [Name] snickered while Bakugo, red cheeked, blew up, as usual. But on the inside, he couldn't help but feel proud. [Name] had just complimented him.

WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH?! She's Deku's friend, so her opinion automatically doesn't matter! But I can't help but feel.... UGH WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!

"EVERYONE! LET'S SEE WHICH OF THE BOYS CAN SWIM 50 METERS THE FASTEST!" Iida yelled, pulling Bakugo out of his thoughts.

"OoH! I wanna do it too!" [Name] waved her hand frantically, and Iida saluted her.

"Very well then! The girls may participate too! I RESPECT WOMEN!"

The first group to go were Mineta, Tokoyami, Bakugo, Koda, and Kaminari.

"Ready... Set... GO!" Yaoyorozu blew her whistle, and Bakugo blasted his way across without touching the surface of the water. Nobody else stood a chance- he had reached the edge before anyone else was halfway through.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN SWIM!" Sero and Kirishima angrily screamed.

Todoroki, Sero, and Kirishima were in the next group. Todoroki ended up winning, which caused another outrage. Kirishima came in second, Sero in third because Aoyama had bumped into him.

In the next group, there was a close tie between Midoriya and Iida, but the green haired boy had ended up winning.

"WOAH, IZUU!! YOU'RE SO COOL!" [Name] freaked out, along with everyone else.

In the final group, it was [Name] against Tsuyu, Ochaco, Yaoyorozu, and Mina.

"Ready... Set... GO!" Kaminari yelled. [Name] immediately threw her hands back, activating quick plasma releases on her palms, which sent her flying across the pool in a not-so-graceful way, but it didn't matter because in the end, she won.

"[Name].." Todoroki said quietly, watching her from the fence. All of a sudden, their sports festival fight flashed in his mind, and then the hero killer. Everything. He suddenly had the urge to beat her in this race, like his father beattherestofhisfamilybutwedon'ttalkaboutthat.

"Okay! Now Todoroki, Midoriya, [Name], and Bakugo will race against each other! Is that okay?"

[Name] extended her arms into a T-pose and belly flopped in the pool, looking like a majestic whale-walrus hybrid.

"I've done enough exercise for the year. Besides, I'm not about to have my self-esteem destroyed, I already know those three are going to beat me." [Name] sighed, and then climbed out and went to the sidelines to watch.

"Aw, [Name]! You're still a winner in my heart!" Ochaco cheered, receiving a hug from the female.

"DEKU, HALF N HALF BASTARD! DON'T HOLD BACK!" Bakugo yelled. The both nodded, determined, and got ready, flexing their muscles proudly. [Name] sat back and enjoyed the show like the bold hoe she was.

"READY... SET... GO!"

But the three boys simply fell into the pool, their quirks erased.

"It's 5 PM. Everybody go home." Aizawa said, and immediately glared at Kaminari with his flaring red eyes. The blonde thot squeaked and immediately jumped back, removing his arm from around [Name], who didn't even notice he had put it there in the first place.

"And from now on, boys are permitted to wear rash guards. Being shirtless is not allowed, or an automatic detention."

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"Damn it!" Bakugo yelled, kicking a rock. "Stopping the race like that... Tch!"

"I know how you feel, but Midoriya and Todoroki are classmates-friends, right?" Kirishima said.

"SHUT UP!" Bakugo replied.

[Name] trailed behind the two loud boys, enjoying the summer breeze. She was dry and back in her usual clothes, and simply admiring how the amber sunset cast the world in a beautiful light.

"I don't care who they are. I won't let them catch up to me, let alone get ahead of me! That's what it means to be number one..." Bakugo sneered, aggression clouding his mind.

But he paused and turned around suddenly, remembering that Kirishima wasn't the only person he was walking home with.

And as he watched her calm, candid face soaked in golden warmth and her (h/c) locks being ruffled in the warm, humid breeze, he thought-

maybe there was something that brought him more happiness than being the number one hero.

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DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE A PINK BARBIE JEEP AS A KID?? LIKE ONE OF THESE LMAO

here we have it folks: a soft bakugo and an overprotective aizawa

also if you didn't get to hang w your fav a lot this chapter don't worry i'll try to include everyone in the mall thing

and someone very sexy is making an appearance soon holy heck