In which an apocalyptic encounter occurs.

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I would like to know why I got question 69 on my English test wrong because I SWEAR on my sixth toe that this is real word."

"Miss Aizawa, I can assure you 'yall'dve'aint'een is NOT a word."

[Name] grumbled and shoved her densely red-marked paper into her book bag as the bell rang. Students stood up and shuffled around, moving classes. As [Name] was about enter her next class, she felt a vibration in her pocket, which indicated a text message.

"Whaaat? Who would text me willingly," The girl shrugged as she slipped into the bathroom quickly to check her phone.

i gotta rant

im a boy and

one of my female friends is giving me makeover

oh god she's trying to stick a tampon up my ass

fuck

oh so look who finally decided to text me back

i know i didn't say gn back to you that day but

my friend is a fucking psycho and rlly dumb omfg

i mean i'm not any better ig but sometimes i wanna light her on fire

woah haha are you sure you're not todoroki?

uh

no bye

[Name] put down her phone and thought for a couple seconds. The last time this mysterious person (who she thought was Todoroki at first, but put in the wrong number) had texted her was before she went to her internship, and all of a sudden he had texted her again.

"I wonder who it could be," She said quietly to herself. Was it really safe for her to be talking to some random stranger? He could be a serial killer for all she knew.

The girl shrugged it off and quickly changed into her hero costume.

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"Hope you're ready to return to lessons! Today, it's Hero Basic Training! We're going to be doing a little race! Prepare to use everything you learned from your internships and apply it to this exercise! Welcome to field Gamma!" All Might announced.

Behind him, a large area filled with metal pipes going different directions stood intimidatingly. It looked quite hard to navigate through, and was basically many factories clustered together.

"Whoever rescues me first, wins! But please, try to keep the property damage to a minimum..." All Might pretended like he was addressing everyone, but discreetly pointed in [Name] and Bakugo's direction.

"Damn Thicc Might," [Name] said sadly while Bakugo bust a nut of aggression.

"Alright, first group get to your positions!"

"Hm... I could watch everyone and analyze their quirks and moves... ORR... I could take a nap." [Name] murmured to herself, and immediately fell asleep on a pipe like a sloth. Seriously, this lazy bitch-

Midoriya, Ojiro, and Iida stood at the front, looking off to the horizon dramatically, while Sero and Mina drew on [Name]'s face with Sharpie.

"Ready... START!"

Sero was in the lead, but then someone surrounded in a green aura jumped past him, faster than lightning. It was Midoriya.

"DAMN IT DEKU.. THOSE ARE MY MOVES!" Bakugo yelled angrily, his face becoming red. There was already tension between the two from last night's war declaration, but this.. This made him furious.

The ashy blonde haired boy stomped towards the metal pipes, but somehow slipped and fell straight on top of [Name], waking her up and knocking the air out of her.

"SOMEONE CALL THE FBI! RAPE WHISTLEEE!! FWEEEEEEE!!" The girl screamed as she thrashed around under the blonde. However, too angry to care (and secretly liking it), Bakugo just straddled her and kept yelling at Midoriya angrily.

The two went quiet and widened their eyes as the green haired boy missed a spot, and went tumbling to the ground. Sero ended up winning.

"Alright, next group! [Name], Bakugo, Kaminari, Kirishima, and Ochaco!"

[Name] started off strong despite her laziness. She launched off the ground, plasma energy whirling around her feet. She quickly got ahead of Kaminari and Kirishima, who looked at her in awe.

"Wow! She can use it on her feet now!" Kaminari said excitedly, before smacking headfirst into a pole.

In the end, [Name] ended up getting distracted by her own Sharpied face when she saw her reflection in one of the pipes, and Bakugo took her first place spot.

After all the other groups had gone, it was finally time for school to end.

Everyone walked back to the locker rooms to change. On the boys side, Mineta waved the rest of his classmates over, a heavy blush on his cheeks.

"Look! I found something crazy!" He huffed. Behind a poster on the wall connecting the girls and boys locker room was a small hole. Kaminari and Bakugo, both looking at it blankly with their shirts off, blushing heavily as they realized [Name] was right there, on the other side of the hole.

"DON'T DO THIS, MINETA! THIS IS ILLEGAL!" Iida yelled, chopping the air.

"My hard peepee is already illegal," Mineta drooled. "Yaoyorozu's big boobies, Ashido's juicy booty, Hagakure's floating underwear, [Name]'s slender waist..."

Kirishima glared at Mineta, then glanced around the room at most of the boys who had a dark blush. Were they thinking of [Name] in that way? It made him want to punch them in the face.

"Not to mention [Name]'s smooth skin... Her hentai thighs..." Mineta drooled.

"Okay, that's enough!" Barked Kirishima, but it was too late. Jirou had sent her earphone jack through the hole and straight into Mineta's eye. [Name] stood, offended.

"So you just gonna say all that but NOT acknowledge my fantastic ass crackhead personality? That's not very e🅱️ic."

"EVERYONE, HURRY UP!" Aizawa yelled into the locker room. As soon as everyone exited, he sighed and massaged his temples, popping a few sanity pills.

"Alright. Here's an exciting announcement, I guess. During Summer Break, we're going to be going to a training camp, but only if you can pass the term test."

"What if you we don't pass?"

"Well, then you'll be stuck in remedial school, which you DON'T want. So I suggest you study. Especially those of you who don't do shit and eat junk food all day," Aizawa said, staring straight at [Name].

"Not cool, Eraserdaddy-"

"[Name] the next time you call me that you're grounded from Xbox for 2 months."

"N-Not my s-shrek 4 video g-game, 🥺"

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As [Name] walked home, she felt like someone was watching her. Shuddering slightly, she moved into the street which had market stalls set up, because it was more crowded there. It was better to be safe than sorry.

The prickling feeling on the back of her neck didn't subside. Her instinct kicked in and she picked up the pace, desperately looking left and right to see if she recognized anyone. Thankfully, she saw a familiar woman examining an apple at one fo the stalls.

We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed, and I'll be damned if I let some son of a bitch kill me before I can game end myself like an epic gamer girl.

"Mrs. Bakugo," [Name] breathed out, glancing around nervously.

The ashy blonde haired woman turned around and smiled brightly.

"Oh hello dear! Is everything okay? Do you need me to beat someone up for you?" She asked innocently. [Name] felt someone walk behind her and pick up an apple. She tensed immediately, her heart pounding faster.

Whoever was behind her was giving her a chilling feeling, yet she hadn't even seen what they looked like yet. All she could sense was the dark aura.

Mitsuki looked at the (h/c) haired girl with concern before grabbing her wrist gently.

"Oh honey, you don't look good at all! You need to rest for a bit! Your father isn't home, right? Please, come to our place, I'll take care of you." (i swear half the fandom is horny for this bitch)

[Name], not able to respond properly, gulped and nodded. As Mitsuki began to tug her away, she gained enough courage to turn around.

A tall man stood at the stand she was previously at. He wore a black hoodie, black skinny jeans, and a mask over his mouth. Only his eyes were visible. His black hair was spiky. She wasn't able to look away as his turquoise eyes bore into her skull.

Suddenly, he readjusted his mask, and [Name] paled. His undereyes, which were now shown to the (h/c) haired female, had horrifying dark purple muscles instead of normal skin. They were attached with metal staples, or piercings.

"Oh god, minecraft zombies exist." The girl shuddered.

The man smirked at [Name], crushing the apple that was previously in his grip into a million pieces.

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