《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》25: ENDEAVOR HAS BIG BOOBS
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In which two boys confess their love... To each other? Wait, never mind!
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[Name] sensed when she came to. Opening her bleary eyes, she stared at the disoriented ceiling for a couple seconds before looking around.
Todoroki, Midoriya, and Iida were all standing near their own beds in hospital gowns like the one [Name] had on. Todoroki seemed too angry to notice [Name] had woken up as he argued with someone on the other side of the room. [Name]'s head turned.
"A furry?" She yelped as she sat up quickly, causing pain to blossom throughout her head.
It was not a furry, thank goodness. It was just the Police Chief, who was half dog.
Imagine if your mom and her dog did the hanky panky and created a half dog... Not that is not something I would want to think about.
The three male students looked towards her, their gazes softening. The sunlight filtering in through the window cast Midoriya's and Todoroki's faces in a beautiful soft glow, but the pleasing sight was interrupted as Takashi and his crusty eyelinered face stomped up to [Name].
"Jeez, you're even more high maintenance than my skincare routine! I told you to help your friends, not get in trouble with the fucking police!" He growled.
"Aww, don't lie! You're happy I'm alive! Come here you cute little..." [Name] rambled on and on while she basically smothered Takashi's face into her chest. Poor Todoroki and Midoriya could only watch with confusion and slight jealousy.
The conversation was finished quickly, and [Name] found out that Stain had died when his rib bone had punctured his lung. This gave her a slight eerie feeling- after all, it was the (h/c) haired girl that had broken his ribcage. She thought about his eyes and shuddered. He had spoken to her like she was one of them, a villain. He had compared himself to her, he didn't kill her.
The police left, and with a grunt, Takashi explained everything.
"So basically, we didn't defeat the villain, Endeavor did?" [Name] asked, then shrugged. "Fine with me."
Everyone left until it was just Iida, Izuku, [Name], and Todoroki in the room. Iida explained how he hurt his hand, and Todoroki smiled a little.
"I guess I'm the hand crippler,"
"Oh pfft- hand crippler-" [Name] snorted. So the boy could joke, even if he pronounced 'meme' as 'mee-mee.'
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"Takashi. What are these?" Kyouki asked slowly, raising an eyebrow. He had rushed back from the city he was in once he heard news of the Hosu attack. "I told you, you can't keep influencing young people like this."
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"iT'S noT A (#*#!!!!" Takashi said angrily, storming off to his room like a butthurt little kid.
'Those' happened to be pictures that Takashi had taken on his phone of the nightclub night, then proceeded to leave his phone unlocked and on one of the lab tables like the dumbass he was.
Kyouki raised a picture of [Name] taken when she was twerking and flossing at the same time, which made her look like some kind of deformed llama. Takashi's backside was in the background, his pants pulled down and his beautiful, pale, baby bottom soft cheeks wildin out there.
"My fatass thought that was a chicken nugget," [Name] snorted, pointing at herself.
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Kyouki and [Name] got to train a little more, but it eventually came time to leave. [Name] was actually really sad. She had grown close to the Pro Hero and Senior intern.
"I'm going to miss you!" She cried, hugging the two.
"I'll miss you too!" Kyouki cried, hugging her tightly. "Remember, no snorting drugs or ingesting alcohol. Also, safe sex."
"Not like she's ever going to have sex in the first place," Takashi snickered.
"Oh please Chad. You're not getting any coochie with that stash of Jojo Siwa bows under your bed-"
"YOU WENT IN MY ROOM! YOU TOUCHED MY JOJO UNICORN DAYDREAM BOWS!"
"Ladies, break it up!" Kyouki said, and smiled, putting his hands on [Name]'s shoulders.
"I hope my training helped you." He said. "And I hope for your success in the future."
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Just like that, [Name]'s intern week was over. She was extremely tired as she walked to school, but still excited to hear about her friend's experiences. Upon entering, [Name] saw Bakugo... With his hair slicked back.
"HAhA! Look at him!" Kirishima and Sero snorted, while Bakugo threatened to blow up.
"Stop... Laughing... My hair's gotten used to this and it won't go back to normal..." Bakugo angrily said through his teeth, shaking.
"Aww! You look so cuuuute!" [Name] decided to tease him as she pinched his cheeks. His face went pink and he looked down at the ground, crossing his arms. However, his slicked back hair was soon the past, because he eventually blew up at his classmates' taunts, and his hair poofed back out.
"What did you learn, Bakugo?" Kaminari chuckled as he walked over.
"Lots of important stuff," Bakugo huffed angrily.
"Woww! You got to deal with villains!" A bubbly voice pulled [Name] out of her thoughts, and she saw Mina talking to Jirou and Tsuyu. The girl walked over and smiled.
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"Ah, [Name]! How was your internship?"
"It was... Great! I feel like I've gotten stronger... Like I could totally beat someone up..." [Name] eerily smiled, a dark aura of despair surrounding her as she looked straight at Mineta's balls to make him uncomfortable.
"A-All women are devils, they just hide their personalities behind their fake makeup and big boobies,," Mineta shook.
"No, I think [Name]'s pretty ebic, and her boobies aren't that big!" Kaminari grinned.
"eXcUUuSe mE?!" [Name] crossed her arms and pinched Kaminari's arm, causing him to yelp.
"Next time it'll be the ding dong, so you better watch what you say."
Mina laughed and slung her arm around the (h/c) haired girl.
"That's my girl!"
"Hey, Todoroki, Midoriya, Iida, [Name]!" Kirishima said, walking up to the four. "I heard you guys ran into the Hero Killer!"
"Yeah, it was a good thing that Endeavor was there to save you!" Kaminari said, triggering Todoroki's daddy issues.
"Endeavor really be out there having bigger tiddies than me," [Name] sighed. "Maybe for Christmas you should get him a Victoria's Secret bra, Todo."
"That's a good idea, [Name]." Todoroki hummed. "But I don't think they carry that big of a size there."
"IT IS TIME FOR CLASS TO BEGIN! EVERYONE, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS!" Iida suddenly started yelling and [Name] sighed and fell asleep on her desk. Nobody was really surprised anymore.
Aizawa walked into the classroom and sighed to himself.
"Alright everyone, tomorrow your Hero Course lessons will be resuming. After English class, you are all to get your Hero Costumes and head downstairs. All Might will take it from there."
After that announcement, everyone was excited. Academic classes went by quickly, and soon, everyone was leaving to go home. Bakugo was about to go his own way, and Izuku was going to walk home with [Name], just like how it always was. That was until [Name] decided to screw things up.
"Bakugo!" [Name] called excitedly. "Walk home with us!"
The two boys looked at each other, Bakugo glaring. There was a tension filled moment, but Bakugo suddenly smirked, causing Midoriya to pale slightly.
"Okay."
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"And then he started giving the grown man a mega wedgie while the Sword Art Online theme song played in the background-"
[Name] kept talking about random shit while Midoriya snorted from time to time. Bakugo trailed behind her slightly, braiding her hair with a gentleness that seemed nearly impossible for him. (He had learned something from Best Jeanist after all.)
As they entered their neighborhood, [Name] took both of their hands into her soft, smaller ones and smiled, pulling the two boys in so one of their cheeks touched hers. Both were in heaven right now, as she smelled like a beautiful autumn breeze and flowers.
"It's been a while, huh?" [Name] giggled. "The last time we've hung out like this was when we were children."
Her expression suddenly turned slightly sad, as if she was remembering something. Izuku panicked at the sight of his friend's sudden mood drop.
"U-Uh, what if we hang out today? The three of us? We can watch a movie together!" The green haired boy said, and to his relief, [Name]'s eyes lit up again.
"Yesss!" She squealed. "That would be fun! Let's go to my house right now! I'll get everything ready, I know a bunch of illegal movie websites we can use!"
"There's no fucking way i'm-" Bakugo started, but when he saw how happy [Name] was, he bit his lip guiltily.
"Fine."
And so, 20 minutes later, Izuku was cuddled against [Name]'s warm side while Bakugo lazily lay over her legs like a warm, protective, guard dog. [Name] was watching the movie with interest, but they were watching her.
However, since the girl barely got any sleep on regular school days, she was the first one out like a light. As her soft snores echoed in the almost dark room, Bakugo huffed and turned towards Izuku, looking like an angry bull.
"Why are you so damn close to her, huh?" Bakugo huffed. Izuku felt himself flinch, but the green haired boy fought against his fear and clenched his fist, narrowing his eyes.
He was tired of having to tolerate Bakugo's stubborn personality and verbal threats. Most of the time they were okay, but not when it came to [Name]. Izuku would be a pushover any time, unless it meant losing [Name] to someone.
"What about it?" Izuku retorted, glaring. Bakugo widened his eyes and grit his teeth, not used to comebacks from the bushy haired boy.
"Listen here, Deku. I don't know what your relationship with her is, or what you want your relationship with her to be... But stay out of my way, because I like her. A lot." Bakugo sneered.
"Well, I like her too. You're on, Kacchan."
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