《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》19: PRESSING F
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In which [Name] realizes she's going to die a virgin. Press F to pay respects.
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but in the end Bakugo won. He seemed more driven today, like something was on his mind. But [Name] barely had time to think about that as she was battling her own nerves. Since she won against Mei, she would move onto round 2. And if she kept winning, she would eventually have to face off against either Bakugo or Todoroki. The thought of it made her palms sweat.
"Alright! The winner is Katsuki Bakugo! That's the end for our round 1 matches!"
As Bakugo stalked back up to the seats, [Name] was about to congratulate him, but he shot her a glare so icy that it rivaled Todoroki's quirk. The girl rolled her eyes and left the arena, walking to the waiting room that her brunette friend was in.
In the last moments of Ochaco's fight with Bakugo, she displayed a touching moment of perseverance before she blacked out, having passed her limit a long time ago. Still, although she lost, [Name] admired her dedication to beating him. She made a plan and everything just so she could beat Bakugo's thicc ass.
"Hey.." [Name] started as she entered the waiting room. Turning around, Ochaco widened her eyes and quickly wiped away tears that were streaming down her face, forcing a smile.
"Aw, Uraraka!" [Name] frowned as she gently hugged the crying girl. "Is this a bad time? Should I come back later?"
"N-No it's fine, I j-just- I couldn't beat him..." She sobbed at the thought of letting down her parents.
"If this is about disappointing your parents.. I'm sure they're proud of you. Why don't you give them a call? I'll give you some alone time, and then later, we can watch Izuku and Todoroki's match."
"Thank you [Name]," The brunette sniffled as she pulled out her phone. The (h/c) haired girl smiled and nodded, then walked back outside and took a seat to watch Todoroki and Izuku's match. As the two boys made their way into the arena, the crowd's eyes were wide with anticipation.
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"Hmm.. So Endeavor's son versus the future All Might?" [Name] amusingly said, under her breath so nobody would hear.
"READY... START!"
Before anyone could process it, Todoroki created a large shard of glass that covered the entire stadium with the hopes of impaling Izuku. He missed however, yet still refused to use his left side throughout the battle. Izuku tried to coax him to use it, but failed. He still wouldn't use it. In the end, it came close to a tie, but Todoroki won as all of Izuku's arm and all of his fingers were broken.
"Izuku!" [Name] rushed up to him as he was being carried to Recovery Girl on a stretcher. His green eyes slightly teared up as he looked at her playful grin.
"Don't worry about it! Next time you'll win!" She gave him a thumbs up. As he was carried away into an emergency room, he let his tears fall.
"AND NOW THE NEXT MATCH... [NAME] AIZAWA VERSUS THE ASSASSIN FROM CLASS B... IBARA SHIOZAKI! READY... GO!"
Heart pounding, [Name] sprung into action. As her clenched fist lit up with whirling red energy, she leaped up in the air to bring her punch down on Ibara and finish her off immediately.
The green haired girl simply retaliated by literally whipping [Name] with her hair. The girl flinched as she was knocked out of the air with force and hit the ground.
"Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh😔✌🏼" The female mumbled into the hard ground. (ew im sorry)
Without even sparing a glance at the (h/c) haired female, the vines on Ibara's head lashed out and wrapped around the girl's body, lifting it into the air. [Name] flushed and glared at the very awkward situation as some of the vines were squeezing her in all the wrong places and making her two girls down there pop out more than she'd like to on International Television.
"Wow, this is kinda hot! I love girl on g-"
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"Kaminari I swear to god if you finish that sentence I will neuter you." Jirou said, glaring at the blonde male.
[Name] writhed in the girl's vines as they squeezed her tighter.
"So, are we gonna say no homo after this or-" [Name] was interrupted as Ibara's vines snaked tighter around her body and over her mouth, cutting her off from the intelligent thing she was just about to say.
Ibara's plan was to gradually squeeze the girl till she blacked out. But [Name] wasn't going to let that happen. She gathered energy in her hand and clenched Ibara's vines, burning them. As she fell to the ground, she quickly covered up the small amount of cleavage she had, and then jumped up again.
"𝓛𝓘𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓹𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓶𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓸𝓯𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓸𝓽𝓘𝓿𝓮𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓯𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓝𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓘𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓸𝓽𝓼𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱
And then, in one quick move, she blasted the green haired girl out of the ring.
"Um... And the winner is [NAME] AIZAWA!"
The crowd went wild. It looked like [Name] was a new fan favorite, even though some people were still skeptical about her from the villain attacks. Aizawa forcibly grabbed the mic from Mic.
"And remember photographers, CHILDPORN IS ILLEGAL. Anyone caught publishing questioning pictures of these minors will go to jail for a long time. So I'd suggest you all delete the pictures you just took of this match, or you'll end up like 6ix9ine. Thank you."
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[Name] slept on one of the infirmary beds because she had to save her stregnth up for the next match. She was woken up by Uraraka, Mina, and Momo an hour later.
"Hey, it's Bakugo vs. Kirishima, and I thought you might want to watch it." The brunette said, smirking. "You know, since you and Kirishima kind of have a thing. Personally, I ship you with Midoriya, but okay."
"Excuse me what?"
"No way! Kirishima and [Name] are perfect together!" Mina swooned. [Name] paled and started sweating nervously. This was definitely weird.
"Nah, I thought maybe her and Kaminari would be cute. But there's also that new guy, Shinsou..."
"Sorry guys, but if I'm sucking anyone's dick, it's my own. Now let's go," [Name] said, slipping on a plain (f/c) hoodie.
"..."
"Wait a se-"
"Don't question it Momo. Just let it be." Mina said, putting a sympathetic shoulder on the ravenette's shoulder.
As the girls entered the arena, they saw that Bakugo and Kirishima had already started to fight. There seemed to be some unspoken tension between the two. Bakugo kept blasting Kirishima with explosions while Kirishima kept punching him with his hardening quirk.
The (h/c) haired girl didn't know who to root for, so she just attentively watched. Kirishima seemed to be getting weaker after 10 minutes of fighting, but she was impressed that he was able to hold out for so long.
"DIEEEEEEE!"
With one final explosion, Bakugo had punched Kirishima out of bounds. The redhead fell to the ground, defeated.
"THE WINNER IS BAKUGO! AND NOW, THE NEXT MATCH AFTER A 10 MINUTES BREAK! SHOTO TODOROKI VERSUS... [NAME] AIZAWA!"
[Name] suddenly went pale and her stomach sunk.
Izuku, who was standing nearby, widened his eyes, feeling concerned for the female as well. Todoroki wouldn't go easy on her.. What if she got seriously hurt? He bit back his worries and decided to trust [Name]. A horrible decision, really.
"I guess I'm dying a virgin then, just like Aizawa predicted." [Name] sighed.
"F, my vro." Mina shook her head sadly, putting a hand on the girl's shoulder. "F."
[Name] suddenly felt a sharp glare on the back of her skull. Turning around, she shrieked to see it was Todoroki sizing her up from across the arena seating area.
[Name] and Mina hugged each other, shaking.
"B-Bro he's literally gonna vore my toes, someone hELP-"
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