In which [Name] gets nae-naed on.

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her entire existence, but surprisingly it wasn't. The day started with Kaminari approaching the (h/c) haired protagonist and giving her a big, warm hug as promised.

Slowly, the class trickled in. They didn't ask her anything about her past-they simply supported her like true friends, and it was so wholesome that [Name] even cried a little.

The day was quite uneventful after the emotional moment, so [Name] took the opportunity to get some rest by of course, sleeping in class. Aizawa explained the sports festival to everyone, and before long, the end of the day was approaching.

As the bell rang and Class 1-A started to disperse, they realized that a mob of people were blocking the doorway.

"I wanted to be in the Hero Course, but the school found me unfit." A familiar voice said. "But if we do good in the Sports Festival, the teachers can decide to transfer us into the Hero Course. And transfer you guys out to make some room."

[Name], curious, stood up and walked to the doorway to see Shinsou, blocking the way. He glared straight at the Hero Course students.

"Ah, excuse me Shinshoe, but I need to get home so I can troll little girls on the My Little Pony Roblox server, so if you'll excuse me.." The (h/c) haired girl announced as she pushed past the students.

"Wait a second, [Name]." Shinsou said firmly. Said girl turned around to face the purple haired boy.

"Don't think I'll go easy on you just because I know you." Shinsou smirked, sizing the girl up.

"Applejack, do you hear this shit?" [Name] mumbled under her breath. "Just you watch Shinshoe. I'm gonna toe-suck so hard you'll ascend into the fifth dimension of consciousness."

"Careful [Name], I might just Fortnite default dance all over your ass."

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As the students of 1-A trained in their own ways, [Name] spent most of her days either sleeping, playing on her PS4, looking at memes, or making Tik Tok/Musicallys.

Of course, she trained... Sometimes. But she wasn't really worried about winning. It was just a stupid Sports festival after all. Sure, Pro Hero agencies were scouting out new recruits, but anyone would have to be stupid to decline [Name]. Who wouldn't want the intelligence of a crackhead with ADHD?

Before our lovely protagonist knew it, she was standing in a large waiting room for class 1-A without having prepared much for the Sports Festival.

There was some tension between Izuku and Todoroki, but [Name] barely paid attention to it. As they challenged each other to who had bigger balls or something stupid like that, [Name] rejoiced with her friends.

"Kaminari, Kirishima! I missed you guys! We've all been so busy that we've barely been able to talk!" [Name] said excitedly.

"Yeah! I got so much done during my training time! Look at all these muscles!" Kirishima raised his arm and flexed.

"Ooy boy you thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal," [Name] commented as she squeezed Kirishima's muscles.

In no time at all, [Name] was standing in an arena with the rest of her classmates. A large, cheering crowd filled up every seat in the stands, and cameras were centered on the group of teens.

"Here we have representing Class 1-A, Katsuki Bakugo and [Name] Aizawa!" Midnight announced, adding the last name. Everyone knew Aizawa was her adoptive father now, so what was the point in hiding it?

Bakugo stepped up first.

"Uhh I just wanted to say, I'm gonna win." He said firmly.

Everyone got mad at Bakugo while [Name] stepped up. She cleared her throat into the microphone and the crowd went silent.

"My main goal... Is to blow up.. And then act like I don't know nobody hahaha. Also please follow me on Twitter, @sansxkomaeda420. Thank you."

Kaminari, Sero, and Mina started having convulsions on the ground nearby as the crowd interrupted into screaming and [Name] stepped off the podium.

"Um.. Okay then! Anyways, it's time for the first game of the Festival! What could it be?!"

The giant monitor above Midnight displayed the words 'obstacle race.'

"As long as you don't leave the course, you're free to do whatever you want to! Begin!" Midnight yelled, and a large door opened. Bunches of students ran in.

"Aw man, so I'll actually have to do work?" [Name] grumbled, before running in behind her classmates. As the doorway got quite crowded, a blast of icy shards shot out of the hallway. Todoroki, being extra as usual, was responsible.

[Name] then looked up to see a certain blonde flying through the air, sparkles shooting out of his stomach.

"Hey Frenchie Fry! Help me out, won't ya?!" She smirked as she leaped up and grabbed Aoyama, wrapping her arms and legs around his waist.

"FRENCHIE FRY? Excuse me?!" Aoyama pouted as he tried to push [Name] off, but with no avail. Soon enough, his laser burned out, and the two tumbled to the ground. [Name] got up, a bit scratched up, but otherwise okay.

"Thanks for the lift, but I gotta go now! See ya later Frenchie Fry!" [Name] cheered as she ran off towards the direction of the finish line. The next obstacle she came into contact with were giant robots.

"The robots from the entrance exam!" Izuku paled.

"I wish they would make things harder," Todoroki glared. Then, with one swoop of his arm, he froze all the robots and ran by them without much effort.

Wow, what a skinny legend...

[Name] found herself admiring Todoroki, even getting a bit insecure at her lazy and procrastinating nature.

However, now wasn't the time to be thinking about that, because [Name] needed to get past the robots. Bakugo, Kirishima, and a boy named Tetsutetsu had all gotten by, and she would rather lick Shigaraki's crusty face than come in last place.

Putting her palms together, the (h/c) haired girl activated her quirk until there was a large whirlpool of red energy buzzing under her body. Then, smashing it into the ground, she yeeted upwards to the sky.. But sort of underestimated her strength, because as she came back down... She tumbled into a blonde boy.

The two rolled onto the ground until they stopped, [Name] on top of him. Her hands were on either side of his head. They both stared at each other before the blonde smirked widely.

"A sTuDEnt iN 1-A whO cAn't CoNtrOl THeiR StrEngT-" He got cut off when [Name] put her hand over his mouth on 'accident' while trying to scramble off him.

"Kazoo kid lookin headass," She murmured.

Quickly getting up, she started to run again... Only to see Ochaco, Mina, and Tsuyu on the edge of a cliff, staring down with horror.

"What's up my female gucci gang- oh shit."

As [Name] looked down, her stomach flipped inside out. She was standing on the edge of a gaping chasm, one that went really deep. Todoroki, Tsuyu, and some other students had no trouble getting across it.

"Bruh, I just peed and fardded and shidded." Mina said, looking down with a pale face.

"Thank you Mina, very nice!"

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