《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》11: INVERTED MICROPEEPEE

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In which [Name] makes sure someone will never be able to have kids.

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chest. It was even more comforting than finally being able to take a long pee after chugging 3 bottles of water.

Before All Might lunged into battle with the villains, he met [Name]'s eye and nodded slightly. The (h/c) haired quickly dashed to her father's side and lifted him up. Tsuyu helped her pick him up, and the two started to make their way to the entrance. [Name]'s only thought was to get Aizawa to safety-she couldn't lose a father again.

Midoriya came along, but he looked slightly troubled. [Name] grimaced as she watched All Might fight the beast called 'Nomu.' She knew about his weak form. It would only be a matter of time before he wouldn't be able to fight anymore.

"[NAME]! TAKE CARE OF AIZAWA!"

"IZUKU! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" [Name] suddenly shouted on instinct as she watched the green haired boy speed off. As she set Aizawa down in a safe place, she turned to see Midoriya, Todoroki, Kirishima, and Bakugo fighting as well.

After a while, [Name] was able to relax a bit as she saw the Nomu being astrally projected towards the sky with the force of a million wet farts.

"We did it gamers," The (h/c) girl said with a tear in her eye.

However, her success was short lived. In her moment of being off guard, the warp gate villain suddenly created a portal next to her. Before she knew it, a hand was covering her mouth-but with only four fingers. She tried to scream, but it came out muffled.

"Careful dear, I might just put my finger down..."

Aizawa's decayed elbow flashed in her mind and she paled significantly.

"Just kidding. It would be a shame if we let you die, you know? My name is Shigaraki Tomura, by the way. Don't forget it." He said in his calm, quiet voice.

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"[NAAAAAMEE!!]"

Was that angry yell Bakugo? She couldn't tell. All she heard was the pulsing of blood in her ears.

Shigaraki turned [Name]'s face so it was merely centimeters away from his. His red eyes bore into her skull, and he smelled like sweet Teakwood. So sweet that she was brought back to her senses.

"SCREW OFF YA SPOOKY ASS BITCH!" The girl screamed triumphantly as she kneed Shigaraki right in his micropeepee. She probably made that bitch look like an innie belly button, let's be honest.

"OW! Why you little..."

If the Handyman™ wasn't angry before, he was definitely angry now. He reached his hand out to her, and definitely not to hold it. She panicked.

Oh shit! He really is going to kill me! Jesus, my main man! I'm sorry for the one time I pulled down Izuku's pants in public because he was wearing All Might undies! I'm sorry about the time I flushed Bakugo's toothbrush down the toilet and fished it back out and didn't tell him!! I'm so sorry, just please let me in to heaven! Thanks bro, peace ou-

POP!

The girl widened her eyes to see a hole in Shigaraki's pale hand, and blood squirted everywhere like someone just bust a juicy nut. Looking up in surprise, she saw a Pro Hero Snipe.

Everything else happened in a blur. More pro heroes appeared as well as UA's principal Nezu. As [Name] was trying to figure out how to spell 'principal' without the few brain cells she actually had dying, Shigaraki backed up warily.

"We should go now-"

A dozen or so bullets rained down on him, shooting through his skin. [Name] grimaced slightly and shielded her eyes-he was a villain, but it still looked painful, and she kind of felt sorry for him.

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The last thing she saw was his red eyes, peering into hers eerily. Then, he was gone.

"[N-Name]!"

The stunned girl slowly looked up to see Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki running towards her.

"DID THAT FREAK TOUCH YOU?!" Bakugo screamed loudly, and [Name] immediately flinched. She hadn't noticed it at the time, but her eardrum was ruptured again. It could have happened when the blood was pulsing through her ears. When she was face to face with...

Him.

That man... Shigaraki, who she knew nothing about. He had given her his name, but what was she supposed to do with that information? [Name]'s head started to spin at the thought. The thing that the villains wanted... It was her?

"Shut up short fuse, she's in shock. She needs some peace and quiet... And sleep." Todoroki muttered. [Name]'s cold, confused eyes stared at the bi-color haired boy blankly before he sighed and gently turned around.

"W-wha-"

"Just get on." Todoroki said quickly and quietly. Midoriya looked like he was about to say something, but bit his tongue and kept quiet.

The (h/c) haired girl suddenly felt a wave of exhaustion and light-headedness take over her. It seemed like the adrenaline that was keeping her awake and fighting was wearing off, and her head started to hurt.

She climbed on Todoroki's back. He wrapped his hands around her gently and stood up.

"You're so.... Warm..." The girl mumbled quietly.

Todoroki said nothing, but under the girl's body, he tensed a little.

After annoying all the teachers to death by asking about Aizawa, [Name] felt at peace ensured that he was safe and getting medical care. She then fell asleep, her head on Todoroki's head. Her soft snores were heard by the rest of the class as they quietly trudged back outside the facility. [Name]'s chest gently rose and fell against Todoroki's back, calming him down and leaving him to his own thoughts.

What was he doing? he wasn't here to make friends... But a part of him couldn't keep away from this interesting girl.

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