In which [Name] embarrasses herself in front of the hottest guy in class and Touches the Butt.™

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understatement. She nervously looked left and right, trying to spot someone she knew, but no such luck. She was completely lost, and didn't know how to make it to class 1-A.

The (h/c) haired female groaned and wore her earbuds, clicking on one of her playlists and hitting 'shuffle.'

With her overwhelming intimidation of this, ahem, giant ass school, and also her anxiety about the first day, the last thing she needed was for the Undertale Sans theme on Kazoo to be blasted through her ears, extra loud.

"Oh, fuck me-"

thud.

[Name] froze and mentally panicked.

Idiot! You've done it now, you just freaking bumped into someone! Nice going!

Her face was in level with his chest, so she trailed her eyes upward to apologize, when her heart almost stopped. She was sure she was staring at the most gorgeous man she had ever seen. One of his eyes was a vibrant turquoise, and the other was a shimmering gray. His hair was two different colors, and his skin was pristine and clear, save for the red mark on the red side of his face. Not to mention his muscles, this man radiated pure Big Dicc Energy. ™

"U-Uh, I'm sorry!" The girl blushed and stumbled back. As if god didn't hate her enough already, one of her headphones fell out of her ear and the Kazoo was now playing loud enough that it was audible to the gorgeous man, who she recognized as the respectableTodoroki Shouto, Endeavor's son.

Todoroki looked at her with an emotionless expression, however there was a slight glint of amusement (??) in his eyes. Not saying anything, he turned around and walked away.

[Name] exhaled the breath she didn't know she was holding and paused her cursed music.

Half and half huh?

She sighed and wandered around the hallways until she found her class. Upon entering, she saw blue glasses boy yelling at the one and only precious Bakugo. The blonde boy turned when he heard the door open, and seeing that it was her, he sneered.

Midoriya walked through the door in that moment, and [Name] squealed and ran up to him, grabbing his hands. He was the color of a tomato, but she didn't notice.

"Ahhh! I'm so happy we got into U.A together!"

At those words, Midoriya's face broke out into a smile as he remembered how he had frantically called [Name] last night to tell her the news after he received his acceptance letter. She was also excited, as she had received hers as well.

The 'blue boi' walked up to the pair and started praising Midoriya, as well as a girl with round cheeks who practically radiated sunshine. After being around them for a while, [Name] could tell they were going to be fun to hang around. She had mainly gotten over how Iida (Sonic Zoom Boi) had called her out during the exam, and Ochako was just adorable and so sweet.

"Did you hear? Our teacher is Mr. Aizawa, a really cool underground hero!" Midoriya said with excitement, and his best friend grinned at how cute he was.

"Hey, YOU! POCCHARI!" Bakugo pointed at [Name].

"Me? Chubby?" The female gasped, offended at the nickname Mr. Mcsplode had given her. Well, to be fair, she couldn't get mad because she was giving everyone ridiculous nicknames too.

Before Bakugo was about to say what he wanted to say, an ungodly looking hobo rolled into the room. He was wrapped in a yellow sleeping bag.

"Everyone, settle down. If you're here to make friends, you can go somewhere else. This is the Hero course."

The man unzipped the bag and walked to the front of the classroom, glaring at everyone.

"It took you a whole 8 seconds to be quiet. Next time, I expect it to happen quicker."

[Name] dared to roll her eyes at this, and the tired man met her eye for a second before emotionlessly turning away, although [Name] could tell there was a hint of a smirk on his lips.

"Now everyone, we're going outside. Get your P.E Uniforms on."

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Everyone was gathered outside, so [Name] took this opportunity to see who was in her class. Midoriya and the others made their way over to the curious girl.

"[Name], what do you think we're doing?" He asked.

"Hm. I'm not sure, but I want to sleep." She yawned.

Midoriya paused and deadpanned for a second, narrowing his eyes.

"Mr. Aizawa kind of acts like you.. Doesn't he [Name]?"

"H-hUH?! W-Whaaat?? No he doesn't! Uh, um, skrt!" She paled and yEETED away, leaving a confused Midoriya, Ochako, and Iida.

While she was walking away and sweating profusely, she bumped into someone's chest.

Second time today, jeez! I swear, if it's Todoroki again I may just have to commit die.

"Hey, it's you! I'm glad you got in!" A familiar and happy voice interrupted her thoughts. [Name] widened her eyes and grinned widely at the sight of the discount Pikachu standing a good foot above her.

She leaped up and wrapped her arms around him, causing him to widen his eyes in surprise. He blushed a bright red, but hugged her back.

"My lord and savior, [Name]. Am I finally gonna get some coochie?" He grinned, wiping a fake tear from his eyes.

"Everyone, be quiet." Aizawa stated. [Name] stood next to Kaminari as the Emo man explained the fitness test rules. Then, he plucked out Bakugo and told him to throw a ball.

"DIEEE!" Bakugo yelled, and [Name] and Kaminari sweatdropped.

Die?

"705.2 meters. See what your quirks can do? Okay, now we're going to be doing a bunch of fitness tests. Last place is expelled."

"... Oof."

Throughout the tests, Midoriya struggled, much to [Name's] dismay. [Name] was able to place decently in many things, but not really standing out in a lot of things. Her quirk was able to enhance her running speed, just like Bakugo's explosions could propel him forward. She scored the highest in the grip test and the standing long jump, but otherwise she was average in everything.

"Ugh, this is such a pain!" [Name] whined, wiping sweat from her face. The tired female had just finished the 50 meter dash, and all she wanted to do was go home and watch Netflix.

"I know, right? I would have thought we were gonna do something more manly today like fighting each other!" Someone exclaimed.

[Name] looked to her right to see a man who literally radiated sturdiness, comfort, and sunshine. He had spiky red hair, and her urge to touch it was so intense it surpassed Nemo's urge to Touch the Butt.™

"My name's Eijiro Kirishima!" The man stuck out a hand for her to shake, and she took it and smiled shyly.

"[Name]." The female replied back, careful not to say her last name.

"I heard you saved Kaminari! That was really manly!" He said, face full of passion.

"Thanks! But I couldn't just leave him!" She smiled back, entranced by his hair.

Kirishima noticed her staring and blushed a bit.

"Do you wanna touch it?"

"Oh my god, yes."

The bubbly female stood on her tiptoes while simultaneously Kirishima bent down to her level. His mind was going 100 mph about how cute yet strong and manly this girl was.

[Name] gently stroked Kirishima's hair as tears welled up in the corner of her eyes.

"A-ah! Why are you crying?"

"B-Because, this is pure Big Dicc Energy™ my brethren." She hiccuped.

Kirishima let out a laugh and took this opportunity to admire her (e/c) eyes.

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