《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》01: SPARE COOCHIE PLEASE
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In which [Name] encounters a real life Pikachu, who turns out to be an absolute memelord gamer, now may he please have some coochie?
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yet she insisted on staying up a little bit past her bedtime to look at Instagram memes. However, just a 'little more time' eventually became the whole night, and before she knew it, her alarm clock was ringing.
"Pfft, Michelle oBamA-"
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"Shit."
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Izuku stood nervously outside [Name]'s house. Did she forget the entrance exam was today? He glanced down at his fist and clenched it, feeling a little guilty that he was keeping his new power from her. All Might had asked him to not tell anyone specifically, and it was killing him to keep it from his best friend, but it was what it was.
"OOF! I'M HERE!" A frantic, high pitched voice screamed through the doorway. A (h/c) haired girl ran down the steps of her house, forgetting to lock the door on the way. Her hair was disheveled, her clothes were wrinkled, she had a piece of toast in her mouth, and her under eyes were darker than a 12 year old Emo's soul.
"What the hell? Did you stay up all last night?" Midoriya scolded, and the girl blushed in shame while nodding.
"Here." Midoriya smiled lightly and passed her a protein bar, knowing how much the girl loved food.
"Thank you! You are the only light in my world, you are the love of my life," She replied, her eyes filled with tears. She hugged the green haired boy close to her chest, and he immediately blushed bright red.
"Y-Your welcome! Now let's go!"
Half an hour later, [Name] sat boredly in her seat in the large lecture room, while Midoriya was mumbling to himself like always. A man with ridiculously long hair was explaining the rules to the entrance exam.
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"EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A QUESTION!" A sudden loud, commanding voice said from the front. [Name] perked her head up in interest, this was something new. A boy with glasses and dark hair stood up while the spotlight shined on him.
The boy started asking something about U.A and the robots, and [Name] found herself starting to zone out until she suddenly felt her green haired friend jump slightly and yelp in his seat. The (h/c) haired female looked up to see the four eyed boy glaring at Izuku.
"You! Stop mumbling, it's annoying! And you!" He directed his gaze towards [Name]. Said girl raised an eyebrow, slightly amused to see what he would say about her.
"Stop zoning out and take this seriously! It's disrespectful to not pay attention!" The annoying sonic boy said. [Name] rolled her eyes and scoffed, then, just to prove a point, fell asleep on her desk right then and there.
"WHAAAAT?! SHE FELL ASLEEP, JUST LIKE THAT?!"
"Okay, calm down Examinee number 7111!"
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[Name] gathered near the entrance of the arena with everyone else in the group, pouting sightly. She had hoped to be in the same arena as Izuku, but sadly that didn't happen. She looked around subtly and only saw one person she knew.
Bakugo.
He glanced at her and crossed his arms.
[Name] wore a loose, black tank top and leggings that allowed her to move freely, which was different than the usual sweater and hoodie she wore. Because of this, the permanent scar on her collarbone was visible to everyone, including Mr. Anger Issues. He felt a sudden urge of anger towards [Name] . She hid the fact that she had a quirk from him when they were little, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Did Izuku know?
Why do I feel like this? Why am I angry that stupid Deku would know, it makes sense because they're friends!
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But the thought of the two of them being so close made his blood boil.
"START!" A sudden yell pulled him out of his thoughts.
Without hesitation, [Name] dashed right into the giant city. Not even 10 seconds had passed until she found herself face to face with a couple of robots. None of them looked to be the 0 pointer, which was a bit relieving.
"Ugh, really? So many already?" She complained, but stuck out her palm as a ball of red plasma energy started to gather in her hand. The robot started running towards her, and by then, she had generated a large ball of plasma. It was so big that she had to hold it with both her hands, and when the robot was close enough, she chucked it right into the center.
The whole exam was a blur. Sometimes, she had to run along the robot's arms and bodies, sometimes she used plain marital arts with a bit of physical enhancement. During the exam, she caught sight of Bakugo a couple times, but he was doing his own thing so she tried her best to avoid him.
"Ugh... Damn, I haven't worked out that much since... Yeah, I've never worked out that much." [Name] wiped some sweat from her face and panted softly, looking around. She had a good amount of points, and most of the robots were down, except...
"W-What is that boy doing?!"
Our main protagonist shielded her eyes against the harsh sun. There seemed to be a boy mindlessly walking around, but with a jolt she realized a robot looming behind him was about to attack him.
[Name] was tired, and it hurt like a bitch, but she gathered enough energy in her palms to propel herself forward. The boy, who upon closer look had blonde hair and golden eyes, was in her arms faster than he could say 'It's Britney, Bitch.'
[Name] Snatched Him Up™ and held him close to her chest, bridal style, then turned around to face the robot and quickly make a strategy.
"DIEEEEEE!" A fierce yell echoed suddenly, and Bakugo jumped in to explode the robot with ease.
"HEY!" [Name] screamed angrily. "I WAS GONNA DEFEAT THAT ONE! NO FAIR!"
Bakugo rolled his eyes and glared at the hotheaded girl as well as the Pikachu lookin headass in her arms.
"Well, maybe if you weren't so focused on trying to flirt with every guy you meet, you would have been able to defeat it," Bakugo spat back.
"If we're talking about hoeing around I think you're-"
"TIME'S UPPPP!"
Not finishing her sentence, she glared at Bakugo and stalked off, the Pikachu guy still in her arms, bridal style. He was bleeding from the nose and giving [Name] a thumbs up, which was slightly concerning.
Well, I can't just leave him here, I should take him to the infirmary.
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After making sure that Pikachu was all tucked in and okay in his infirmary bed, {Name] turned on her heel to walk home.
"Damn, I committed mega self destruct out there, Alexa play 'I'm not Okay by MCR," A weak voice suddenly said.
[Name] widened her eyes and turned around, (e/c) eyes meeting with gorgeous, golden ones.
Could it be? Her other half, the absolute edgy gamer friend she's been looking for all this time? The friend that just understands her?
She responded by making the Roblox death sound.
"Damn, did you save me? You're hot. My name is Kaminari Denki, may I please have some coochie?"
That was the start of a beautiful friendship.
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