Me:

Me:

Helloooo bb !! Last night was so fun

Izuku💚:

Hehe yeah, those strawberry shortcake sundaes made it pretty awesome too! 💘

I had a really good time...but I need to ask you something

Me:

Okay! Hold on I'll be right back

•••••••

Me:

SHOUTO DO U KNOW

ABT YESTERDAY

Shouto:

Yes, I am aware of your little date because you texted me last night about how you were 'high off love' or whatever the h e l l that was at THREE AM

Shouto:

Shouto:

Disgusting

Me:

Oh my gosh yeah sorry about that I forgot lol, i was just happy u s l u t

Me:

Shouto:

So you won't be sneaking into my room now that u have a boyfriend?

Shouto:

Me:

Yeah sure whatever , i guess that would be pretty weird even tho ur like totally gay tho

Shouto:

I'm not homosexual I'm sadsexual, there's a difference you know

Me:

Yeah yeah go fuck your sad hoes, Izuku needs to ask me something apparently andddd

Me:

Shouto:

Well then why are you talking to me lmao

Shouto:

Me:

IM STALLING DAMNIT

Shouto:

I will literally block you if you ignore him for one more minute

Me:

Okay well I've got like 59 seconds then

Shouto:

Me:

OKAY, DAMN IM GOING