《Akshat Aur Guddan Ki Atrangi Kahaaniyaan》👩🏻🍳CHEF GUDDAN JINDAL👩🏻🍳
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It was a Sunday..Akshat was sleeping peacefully..He turned to his left side to feel the warmth of his wife..But she was not there!!He opened his eyes and sat straight..
Akshat-Kamaal hai!!Yeh kunbhakarn aaj jaldi kaise utth gayi!!Aaj toh shooting bhi nahin hai!!Kya baat hai!!
Then he went to have a bath and got ready to go to downstairs...Just then his 3 bahus came running to him..
Durga,Lakshmi and Saraswati-(in unison)-AJ!!!
Akshat got a jerk and was shocked...He looked at the trio as if he had seen a ghost!!
Akshat-(tensed)Kya hua!!Aap teenon iss tarah ghabrayi hui kyun hai!!??Koi tsunami aa gayi kya!!!
Durga-Aayi nahi par aa jayegi!!
Lakshmi-Filhaal toh bhukamp ho raha hai!!!
Saraswati-Woh bhi aapke kitchen mein!!!
Akshat-Kya!!!Kitchen ko kya hua!!??
Three bahus-Guddan Saasu Maa....
Akshat understood everything immediately and rush our of his room to his beloved kitchen...Bahus followed him..He put his brake at kitchen and his mouth was opened in an"O"shape!!!
His dear wife was in kitchen.. She was wearing kitchen apron and was cutting vegetables...But to his assurance,the kitchen was neat and clear,yet!!!He thanked to God!!He looked at his bahus and the bahus requested him through their eyes,to stop Guddan from cooking!!!Akshat again looked at Guddan!! Finally he went to her!!
Akshat-Good Morning,Guddan!!
Guddan-(looking at him)Are!!Utth gayein aap!!Good Morning,Jindal Sahab!!
Akshat-Kya kar rahi ho tum!!??(as if he didn't know anything😂!!)
Guddan-(sarcastically)Gilli danda khel rahein hain!!
Akshat-🙄🙄!!!
Guddan-Kya aap bhi na,Jindal Sahab!!Khaana bana rahein hain,aur kya!!Kitchen mein koi kya karta hai subah subah!!
Akshat-Haha!!!Haan!!Nahin matlab!!Woh main pooch raha tha ki,tum kyun kar rahi ho!!Main khanaa bana leta hoon na!!Tum jaao haan!!(he tried to replace himself with her and send her away)
Guddan-Nahin!!(getting back to her place)Hum kahin nahin jaayenge!!Aap hafte mein 6 din restaurant mein kaam kartein rehte hain!!Aaj ek din aapne aaram karna chaha hai,toh bhi aap cooking karenge!!Nahin,bilkul nahin!!Aaj nashta hum banayenge!!Hatiye aap!!
Akshat tried to resist,but in vain!!He looked at his bahus woh were looking at him helplessly...He then said..
Akshat-Accha theek hai!!Main nahin toh bahuein khaana banalengi!!Tumhein banane ki kya zaroorat hai!!
Bahus-(in unison)Haan haan,Saasu Maa!!Hum banalenge!!Aap takleef mat uthayiye!!
Guddan-Are!!Kaisi baatein kar rahein hain aap log!!Aap roz teeno waqt khaana banati hain!!Aapko toh chutti hi nahin hai!!Toh aaj aap bhi aaram karengi aur aapki saas khaana banayegi!!Theek hai!(looking at Akshat)(whispering)Kaise Sasur hain aap!!Aise koi kehta hai kya!!Bahuon ka khayal kijiye zara!!Bechariyaan humesha ghar ka kaam kaaj karti rehti hain!!Woh bhi aaram deserve karti hain na!!
Akshat-Haan!!Waise baat toh tumhari sahi hai,Guddan!!I am sorry!!Par tum kyun khana bana rahi ho!! Servants banalenge!!
Just then Sons and Daadi reached their..Sons looked at bahus and got shocked when they got to know that Guddan was cooking😂!!Daadi was very happy...
Guddan-Are woh bhi toh humesha kaam kartein rehte hain!!!Toh aaj unki bhi chutti hai!! Woh bhi toh humare parivaar hi hain na!! Humein unke baare mein bhi toh sochna chahiye na!!
Kishore-Guddan Maa!!Hum banalenge khaana!!Aap kyun pareshan ho rahi hain!!
Vardaan-Haan!!Hum hain na!! Don't worry!!Aap Papa ke saath waqt bitayiye😉!!!
Guddan was embarrassed...Akshat glared at Vardaan..Kishore pinched him..
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Vardaan-Mera matlab hai,hum banalenge khaana!! Don't worry!!
Guddan-Are nahin!!Aap log bhi toh restaurant mein itni mehnat karte hain,gharwaalon ke saath time spend karne ka mauka kahaan milta hai aap sab ko!!!Saturday bhi kabhi kabhi aap log kaam mein busy ho jaatein hain!!Toh aaj aap log bhi aaram karenge!!Hum kuch nahin sunenge,bas!!!
Akshat got irritated and shouted...
Akshat-Are enough,yaar!!!
Everyone looked at him,shocked!!He realized that he shouted a bit..He composed himself..
Akshat-Are,mera matlab tha ki,t tumhein har kisi ka khayal rehta hai!!Har kisiki fikar hai!!Kabhi khudki bhi fikar kar liya karo!!Tum bhi toh roz roz shooting mein busy rehti ho,thak jaati ho!!Tumhein bhi toh aaram karna chahiye na!!!Hum toh phir bhi Sunday ko ghar mein reh jaatein hain,bina kaam ke!!Par tumhari toh Sunday ko bhi shooting hoti hai!!Yahaantak ki kabhi kabhi festival ke din bhi halfday mein aana padta hai tumhein!! It's not fair!!Tumhein bhi aaram karna chahiye!!Toh tum jaao!!Khana hummein se koi banalega!!!
Guddan-Ji,nahin!! Shukriyaa!!Humare liye itna sochne ke liye aur fikar karne ke liye!!Par hum bilkul theek hain!! Waise humein pata hai!!Yeh sab itne bekarar kyun hain,Maa!!Humein kitchen se bhagaane ke liye!!Kyunki humein khaana banana nahin aata!!Isiliye!!!
Daadi glared at everyone...Akshat,sons and wives tried to hid their faces from Daadi...
Akshat-Guddan main toh bas...
Guddan-(requesting in a cute manner)-Please na,Jindal Sahab!!Hum jaantein hain humein khaana banana nahin aata!! Par hum waada kartein hain,hum iss baar na bahut accha khaana banayenge!!I promise!!Koi gadbad nahin karenge!!!Aur agar humne accha khaana nahin banaya na toh,aaj ke baad se na,khaana banana toh door ki baat,khana banane ka khayal bhi apne dimaag se nikaldenge!!!Kasam se!!Lord Krishna ki kasam,pakka!!!
Akshat-Par...
Guddan-(clutching his shirt) Please please please please please na,Jindal Sahab!!! Please!!Humein banane dijiye na khaana!!! Please!!Bharosa rakhiye na apni Guddan par!! Please ijazat de dijiye!!!Aakhri baar!!Pakka!!! Please na!!!
She kept requesting like a kid...She was making cute faces while requesting..Akshat did not want to restrict her...How could he deny her!!!He looked at his bahus and sons,who also started melting seeing her requesting like a child and they could not say anything....At last Akshat agreed...Guddan got excited and hugged him in front of everyone,expressing her gratitude....Then she composed herself and faked a smile,being embarrassed😂...
She sent everyone away and told them that she will make food without their help... Everyone left the kitchen reluctantly...
While leaving,
Akshat-All the best,Guddan!!
Lakshmi-Durga Di,AJ Saasu Maa ko all the best keh rahein hain!!Are All the best toh humko dena chahiye!!Khaane ke liye!!
Saraswati-Bilkul sahi kaha aapne,Lakshmi Di!!!Mujhe toh abhi se tension ho rahi hai!!
Durga-Are ab koi option bhi nahin hai!! Chalo yahaan se!!
After leaving the kitchen,they all gathered at dining table...
Durga-Saare jatan kar liyein!!Par koi faayda nahin hua!!Saasu Maa itne pyaar se keh rahi thin!!! Mana karte bhi toh kaise kar paate!!
Kishore-Tum sahi keh rahi ho,Durga!!Accha nahin lagta unka dil dukhate hue!!Woh bhi tab jab unhein pata chal hi gaya ki hum unhein kitchen se bhagaane ki koshish kar rahein the!!
Lakshmi-Saasu Maa se sab ho paata hai!!!Namumkin bhi mumkin kar deti hain woh!!Par khaana banana,unse shayad kabhi na ho payega!!
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Vardaan-Ab toh duaa ka hi sahaara hai!! Agar kismat saath hogi toh khaane ko zaroor milega!! Bhagwan raksha karein!!!
Akshat and Kishore smacked his head..Daadi nodded her head in disbelief,hearing their words...
After sometimes,
All were sitting on dining table..Sounds of mess from the kitchen were also coming in intervals😜...Still they could not do anything because Guddan had strictly told them to not to enter the kitchen...
All were hungry and waiting for food..Daadi was noticing their expressions..Akshat was sitting on his seat keeping his hand on his cheeks.. Sons were looking at each other,terrified!!And the bahus were doing crazy things!!Saraswati was constantly looking towards the kitchen,Lakshmi was praying to God and scratching her neck and Durga was eating her nails😂....Then Daadi said..
Daadi-Tum logon ne toh aisi shakal banaye rakhi hai,jaise Meri Guddan khaane mein zeher milaake dene waali ho tumhein!!
Akshat-Maa!!!
Daadi-Aur nahin toh kya!!Bharosa nahin hai apni biwi,apni maa aur apni saas pe!!Mujhe toh poora vishwas hai,ki meri Guddan sabse accha khaana banayegi aaj!!
Durga-Daadi!!Hum jaantein hain!!Saasu Maa se sab kuch ho paata hai!!Woh bhi acche se!!Bas khaana banana nahin ho paata!!
Daadi-Toh iss baar zaroor ho payega!!Dekh lena!!Meri Gudiya se khana banana bhi bahut bakhubi ho payega!!
Vardaan-Chahtein toh hum bhi yahi hai,Daadi!!
Kishore-Haan!!
Lakshmi-Bas,khana khaane layak ho!!Pichli baar ka khana ab tak nahin bhuli hoon main!!Meri Saasu Maa se yahi ek cheez pata nahin kyun na ho paati!!
Saraswati-Wahi toh samajh mein nahin aata!!
Akshat-Maa!!Hum sab Guddan se bahut pyaar kartein hain aur uss par khudse bhi zyaada bharosa kartein hain!!Par kya karein!!Main chahkar bhi use khana banana nahin seekha pata kyunki woh khana nahin,disaster banati hai!! Main bhi chata hoon ki woh accha khaana banaye aur...
Just then Durga saw Guddan coming,with food...
Durga-(whispering)-AJ!!Saasu Maa....
Akshat got quite... Everyone faked a smile looking at her...
Guddan-Sorry!!Sorry!!Aap sabko itna wait karwane ke liye!!Ab chaliye hum aapko paros dete hain!!
Everyone looked at each other..They gulped their saliva...Guddan started serving them happily...Akshat,sons ans bahus faked their smiles ans hid their fear..Daadi was genuinely happy and she showed her plate to Guddan to serve her...
Guddan-Toh chaliye phir!!Khaake batayiye!! Kaisa bana hai!!Chaliye chaliye!!
They still took time to eat..Guddan got sad...Seeing this,Daadi glared at everyone as she couldn't see her Gudiya sad...
Guddan-(to Akshat)Jindal Sahab!!Jab humne pehli baar chole bhatoore banayein the aapke liye,tab aapne kaha tha ki restaurant se bhi accha bana hai,jab ki woh thikthak tha!!Par ab aap kha hi nahin rahein hain!!Tareef karna toh door ki baat!!Pyaar nahin karte humse ab!!!Badal gayein hain aap!!
Akshat-Are!!Yeh kya keh rahi ho tum,Guddan!!Aisa kuch bhi nahin hai!!Main toh woh...
Daadi-Lalla!!
Akshat-(like an obedient child)Khaata hoon na!!Abhi khaata hoon!!
He took a bite and ate... Everyone follwed him and ate...Guddan was standing there,holding her breath...She looked at everyone's face..She got tensed... Everyone were expressionless..They were only chewing the food...Gathering courage,Guddan asked at last...
Guddan-Kaisa bana hai!!???
Akshat-(looking at her)(seriously)Guddan,yeh....khaana...accha nahin bana hai!!
Guddan got sad...Her eyes welled up...
Just then everyone said together,along with Akshat,
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Guddan got a jerk and was shocked...
Guddan-Kya????
Akshat-Haan,Guddan!!Yeh khaana lajawaab bana hai!!!Main dil se keh raha hoon!!Tumhara dil rakhne ke liye jhoothi tareef nahin kar raha hoon!!Yeh chole bhatoore bahut bahut hi delicious bana hai!!I swear!!
Kishore-Guddan Maa!!Aisa halwa maine aaj tak nahin khaya!! It's awesome!!
Vardaan-Mera mann kar raha hai ki main yeh kheer ek hi baar mein gatak jaaoon!!!
Lakshmi-Saasu Maa!!Yeh Kadai Paneer itna lajawaab hai main kya bataoon!!Oongli hi kha jaaoon!!
Durga-Maine aaj tak aisa mushroom kabhi nahin khaaya tha!!! Mujhe aur chahiye!!
Saraswati-Paani puri ek dum perfect bani hai!!Woh street food jaisi bilkul!! Itna perfect kabhi nahi khaya ghar pe!!
Guddan was overwhelmed hearing their praises...Daadi was feeling proud of her Gudiya...All said in unison..
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Akshat and everyone apologized Guddan for underestimating her that she couldn't prepare good food...Guddan asked them not to do this...
Guddan-Aap sab ko maafi maangne ki koi zaroorat nahin hai!! Yeh toh jaayez tha!!Waqai mein humein bhi apne khaana banane pe vishwas nahin tha!! It's okay!!After all,hum itna bhayanka khaana jo banatein hain!!Aaj galati se accha ban gaya!!
Daadi-Nahin,beta!!Agar sacchi lagan aur dil ki nishtha ho na,toh insaan namumkin bhi mumkin kar sakta hai...Tune yeh baat har baar saabit ki hai....
Guddan-(excited)Toh phir tay raha!!Hum har Sunday khana banayenge!!
All-Nahin!!!
Guddan looked at them shocked....Why the hell they shouted like this!!!
Akshat-(covering up)Matlab!!Hum na baant lenge yeh duty!!(diverted her)Har roz bahuen kyun karein!!Monday,Wednesday aur Friday bahuen khana banayengi!!Tuesday,Thursday aur Saturday bete khaana banayenge!!Aur Sunday mein alternate karke tum aur main!!Theek hai!!
Guddan-Haan!!Thik hai!!Bilkul sahi!!
Everyone breathed in relief.. Everyone then ate together..After eating,they were about to go to kitchen to wash their utensils,Guddan stopped them... Everyone asked her about the reason..
Guddan-(stammering)Woh.... darasal...hum karlenge na!!!Aap sab kyun takleef karenge!!Dijiye na humein!!Hum karlenge!!Haan..dijiye!!!
Akshat-Koi zaroorat nahin hai Guddan!!Tum already itna kaam kar chuki ho!!Hum kardenge!!Chaliye sab!!
They left...Guddan ran behind them....Tried to stop them..But in vain!!Ho gaya kaand!!
Akshat was hell shocked looking at the condition of his beloved kitchen...It was in a complete mess... Everyone looked at him and waited for his reaction...Guddan face palmed🙈!!!Akshat looked at her...Guddan looked at him through her fingers and faked a smile to get spared from his scoldings...Now they understood why she was stopping them...Akshat did not say anything but broke into laughter.... Everyone joined him and laughed their hearts out...Guddan was shocked..After sometimes,she also laughed a lot...They together cleared the mess and had a good time...
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