《Akshat Aur Guddan Ki Atrangi Kahaaniyaan》🤗GUDDAN SE SAB HO PAYEGA🤗
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It was a normal day..Jindal Family was chit chatting in hall..Gents had gone to the restaurant..Ladies were together...Then they heard someone coming..
Person-1-Bhabhi!!!Kahin aap humei bhool toh nahi gayi!!
Person-2-Namastey,Bhabhi!!
Daadi-Are!!Vasant Bhaiya!! Annapoorna!!Aaiye aaiye!!!
Guddan and bahus stood up from their place..Dadi greeted them..Guddan was confused and asked the bahus about the same..Bahus were not that happy..
Guddan-Yeh dono kaun hai??
Durga-Saasu Maa!!Yeh rishtey mein Daadi ke Devar aur Devrani hain!!Chote Dadaji aur Choti Daadi..
Lakshmi-Haan,Saasu Maa!!! Bade dino baad aayein hain ghar mein!!Par...
Guddan-Par kya,Lakshmi Bahu!!!Aur aap sab nakhush kyun dikh rahein hain??
Saraswati-Saasu Maa!!!Yeh na thode sakht swabhav ke hain!!Bua ji se bhi zyaada!!! Sambhalke rehna hoga!!
Just then,Daadi called Guddan to introduce her to them..
Daadi-Guddan Beta!!Yeh Lalla ke Chote Papa aur Choti Maa hain!!Tere Chacha Sasur aur Chachi Saas!! Aashirvaad le inse!!
Guddan bent down and took their blessings in the same way she had taken Bua Ji's blessings for the First time..They were impressed and blessed her..
Annapoorna-Are Waah!!Maan na padega,Jiji!!Badi Sundar aur Susheel Bahu hai aapki!!Humara Lalla bada khush naseeb hai!!Shaadi ke 5 saal baad mil rahein hain hum tumsse,Beta!!
Vasant-Toh kya hua!!Shagun toh hum ab bhi denge!!
Then he took out 5000 rupees and offered it to Guddan as Shagun..First,Guddan was unwilling to accept it but then after on Daadi's the duos insistence,she accepted it..She thanked them..Then,the Bahus also took their blessings..
Later,Daadi called Guddan and Bahus to her room..
Daadi-Beta,Mujhe tum sab se zaroori baat karni hain!!!
Guddan-Kahiye,Maa!!
Daadi-Beta,woh thode zyada sakht hain kuch maamlon mein!!Toh unhein abhi tak yeh nahin pata hai ki tujhe ghar ke kaam kaaj khaas kar rasoi nahin aati acche se!!Aur unka yeh maanna hai ki ghar ki bahu betiyon ko yeh kaam acche se aane chahiye!!! Thode purane khayalon waalein hain!!Unhein yeh baat bhi badi mushkil se hazam hui hai ki tu actress hai aur kaam karti hai!!!Toh humein sambhalke chalna hog!!Tu samajh rahi hai na!!
Guddan-Ji,Maa!!!
Then,they all departed to their respective rooms..Guddan was thinking what to do!! She came to know very well that she has to lie once again,likewise in Bua Ji's time..Just then,her hubby called her to romance with her..But had he little know,that volcano is gonna burst on him😂😂!!!
Guddan-Hello!!!
Akshat-Hello,Heroine!!Kya kar rahi hain aap!!
Guddan-Aapki heroine ke life mein jo villains aayein hain,unse nipatne ki taiyaari,aur kya!!
Akshat-Kya!!! Matlab!!
Guddan-Matlab kya,Patidev!!!Aapke khaandan ke jo aseem risteydaar hain,unmein se kuch aur ka aagman jo hua hai!!Phir se,Guddan ke liye naya challenge!!
Akshat-Kaun aaya hai,iss baar😥!!!
Guddan-Aapke Chote Papa aur Choti Maa!!Unke baare mein hum bahut kuch jaan bhi chukein hain gharwalon se!!
Akshat-😧😢!!
Guddan-Matlab hadd hai!!Ik baat batayiye!!Kitne total rishtedaar hain aapke khaandaan mein!!Nahin matlab humein na ek list de dijiye aap!!Kam se kam hum prepared rahenge!!Kya pata kab kaun aajayega!!!Yoon achaanak se tapak padne se kam se kam humein jhatka toh nahin lagega!!Hadd hai!!Pichle 4 saalon mein toh koi nahin aaya hoga!!Par nahin,sabko toh Guddan ka intezaar rehta hai!!Kab Guddan mahjood hogi aur hum jayenge!!! Kyunki Guddan toh maahir hain na sabko jhelne mein!! Installment mein kyun aate hain!!!Ek saath tsunami ki tarah nahin aa saktein saare ke saare!!!!Matlab kya haan!!Mare hue bhi yahaan zinda laut aate hain!!!Kahin se bhi pata nahiin kaun kaun aa jaata hai!!Aur sabke apne apne dhang hote hain!!Koi sakht,koi dheela,koi khadoos,koi awara,pata nahin kitni varieties hoti hain!!!Aur hum,hum toh Mukhyadwaar par upasthit hokar sabka swagat kartein hain!!!Kyun!!Kyunki Guddan toh Baahubali hai!!Rishton ku sudhaarti rehti hai!!Woh toh kuch bhi kar sakti hai!!!Kitno ko sambhalein hum!!!Insaan hai ya Bhagwaan!!!Pata nahin ab kaun sa naya challenge denge yeh!!(taking a long breath)Aap sun toh rahein hain na!!!Jindal Sahab!!!Hello!!
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Akshat-Haan!!Sab sun raha hoon!!
All this time,Akshat was listening to his wife's frustration,patiently!!He did not utter a single word!!He did not try to stop her!! Because he knew it is rarest of the rare that his wife vents out her frustration!!
Akshat-Pehle tum shaant ho jao aur paani pilo baith kar!!
Guddan-Huhh!!!
Akshat-Guddan!!
Guddan sat down and tool long breaths..She drank a glass of water and calmed down herself..
Akshat-Dekho,Jaan!!Main jaanta hoon!!Mera khaandan thoda nahin,bahut ajeeb hai!!Par Meri Guddan bhi toh atrangi hai!!Mujhe pata hai!!Tumse sab ho payega!!!!So just have patience and everything will be fine!!Main hoon na tumhare saath!!Main shaam ko aata hoon jaldi!!Theek hai!!!
Guddan-Thank You,Jindal Sahab!!Humein haunsla dene ke liye!!Aur..I am really very sorry!!!Aapne apna mood light karne ke liye humein phone kiya tha,humse baat karne ke liye!! Aur hum apni pareshaani lekar baith gayein!!Aapko aur tension de di!!I am sorry!!!
Akshat-Ismein sorry kehne waali kaunsi baat hai!!Ulta agar tum mujhse share nahin karti toh mujhe zyaada tension hoti!!
Guddan-I LOVE YOU,JINDAL SAHAB😘!!!
Akshat-I LOVE YOU TOO,MERI JHALLI❤️!!!
After that,Guddan went downstairs and joined everyone..
Annapoorna-Are Bahu!!Aao aao!!Tumhari hi baat ho rahi thi!!(In a slight taunting manner)Yahi keh rahein the hum,ki agar filmein wagera toh badi acche sambhal leti ho!!Ummeed hai rasoi aur ghar ke kaam kaaj mein bhi utni hi Nipun hogi!! Kyun!!!
Vasant-Kyun nahin hongi!!!Aakhir auraton ka kaam hi hai,bahu aur beti ke roop mein ghar ko sambhalna.. chaar deewari ke beech rehna!!Yeh bahaar ka kaam kaaj toh hum mardon ka kaam hai!!Par,aaj kal ke peedhi ko kaun samjhayein!!
Everyone got upset listening to their talks..Guddan was about to say something,but then she stopped herself as she thought of family's reputation..She didn't want to create a mess by arguing with them..
Annapoorna-Ab Bahu!!Hum chahtein hain ki aaj humein tumhare haathon ka khaana mile..Itne bade Chef ki Patni ho!!Khaana toh zaroor accha banati hogi!!!Hai na,Jiji?!!!
Guddan-Woh hum..
Daadi-Haan haan!!Bilku!!Guddan bahut accha khaana banati hai!!
Guddan looked at Daadi with shock and Daadi requested her through eyes to agree to cook food...
Vasant-Toh theek hai phir!!!Aaj hum tumhare haath ka khaana khayenge!!
Annapoorna-Bahu!!Tum maarwadi khana banao!!Dal,Chaval,Paneer,Sabzi,Halwa,Poha aur kuch apni marzi se bana lo!!Dhyaan rahein!!Koi kami nahin rehni chahiye!!
Vasant-Aur yeh sab tum akeli banaogi,Bahu!!!bina kisi ke bhi madad ke!!Bhabhi!!Hum tabtak thoda kamre mein aaram kar lete hain!!
Daadi-Ji,Devar Ji!!Bilkul!!
Guddan was shocked..Bahus were feeling bad for their Saasu Maa..but they were helpless as they would not be able to help her..Daadi was also feeling pity on her bahu,but she wouldn't be able to do something!!Later all departed,wishing good luck to Guddan!!!
Guddan went to kitchen..She started scratching her neck..
Guddan-Are kya karein ab!!!Unhone toh kisise madad lene ko bhi mana kardiya hai!!!Ek kaam kartein hain!!! YouTube se dekhletein hain!!Unhe kaunsa pata chalega!!
She started to search in YouTube..But to her bad luck,the internet speed was the most poor that day!!She cursed her fate..
Guddan-Yaar!!!Ab kya karein!!Yeh internet toh har roz ghode ke speed se daudta hai!!Aaj hi isko kacchua ban na tha!!Hey Lord Krishna!!Ab hum kya karein!!
Haan!!!Jindal Sahab!!Ab wohi humari madad kar saktein hain!!Haan unhi se poochtein hain!!
She called him.. But to her utter disappointment,Akshat did not pick her call as it was in silent mode because he was in a very important meeting..Guddan felt very helpless..At last she started to cook,with the minimum help of her buffering internet.. After sometimes,she got frustrated and began to cook on herself..Later,After his meeting,Akshat checked his phone and was shocked to find 6 missed calls of Guddan.. He got worried.. Even Guddan had also called his manager and receptionist,but they did not disturb him as he was in meeting..Akshat scolded them but later apologize as he realized they were not at fault..He immediately called Guddan.. Guddan saw it and picked up his call..
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Akshat-Guddan!!Guddan!!I am really very sorry!!Main meeting mein tha aur call miss ho gaya,yaar!!Sorry!!
Guddan- it's okay!!(with a choked voice)..Aap sorry mat kaho!!
Akshat-(figuring out something wrong)-Kya hua Jaan!!!Sab theek toh hai na!!
Guddan-(crying)-Kuch nahin!!Bahut kuch hua hai!!
She narrated him everything..From beginning..
Guddan-Hum kya karein!!Aap hi batayein!! Internet nahin hai!!Aap bhi nahin hain yahaan!!Koi madad bhi nahin kar sakta!!Humein toh kuch bhi nahin aata!!Humse na ho payega!!Hum haar jaayenge,Jindal Sahab!!I am sorry!! Humari wajah se aapko sharminda hona padega!!Sorry!!Kuch nahin ho sakta humse!!
Akshat-Chup!! Chup!!Ek dum chup!!Rona band karo pehle,Guddan please!!You know na main tumhein rota hua nahin dekh sakta!!Stop crying!!Aur khabardar,agar aainda galti se bhi kaha ki tumse na ho payega!!Meri Guddan se sab acche se ho payega!!Samjhi tum!!Main hoon na!!Accha ek kaam karo!!Kaanon mein Bluetooth lagalo!!Phir main tumhein ek ke baad instructions dete rahunga!!Tum karti rehna okay!! Don't worry sab acche se hoga,jaan!!Relax!!Do it as I say!!
Guddan immediately wiped her tears and did as Akshat said!!Akshat patiently kept instructing her and Guddan was doing exactly same as Akshat was saying..They both were having a very goog Jugalbandi.. Whenever Choti Maa used to come to check her,Guddan used to hide her Bluetooth beneath her hair and kept working..In this way,Guddan cooked everything within 3 hours..She tasted them and they were good..
Guddan-Thank you so much,Jindal Sahab!!Aap nahin hote toh pata nahin kya hota!!Sach mein,Agar aap saath ho na toh Guddan se kuch bhi ho payega!!I love you!!!
Akshat-I love you too,madam!!Abhi jao jaldi se serve kardo!! Main aata hoon thodi der mein!!All the best,love!!
Meanwhile,Guddan's Saas and Bahus were hell worried for her..They were praying that she could do everything perfectly..
Guddan served the food to everyone at the lunch time,finally!! Everyone was shocked and at the same time was impressed looking at the food!!
Annapoorna-Are Waah!!Khaana dikhne mein toh bada khaas lag raha hai!!Dekhtein hain,bana kaisa hai!!
Everyone started eating..All were amused by the food..Daadi and Bahus were shocked that Guddan se khana banana ho paaya!!They happily showed her thumbs up!!Choti Maa and Chote Papa also praised the food..
Vasant-Vakei mein Bahu!!Tum sakshaat Annapoorna ho!! Itna swadisht khana banaya hai tumne!!Bahut khoob!!
Then he offered Guddan shagun..Guddan at first hesitated but later accepted on everyone's insistence..But,when she bent down to take their blessings,her Bluetooth fell down and everyone saw it.. Guddan was like"Ab toh gayi kaam se!!"...
Annapoorna-Yeh kya hai!!(picking it up) Bluetooth!!Ise toh kaan mein lagakar baat karte hain na!!!(everyone nodded)Yeh tumhare kaan mein iss waqt kya kar raha hai,Bahu!!!(Then she figured out)(Guddan was about to say but she said Accha!!Ab samajh mein aaya!!Beech beech mein jab mein jaake dekh rahi thi,tab tum kuch baatein kar rahi thi!!Aur mujhse kaha ki tum khud hi se baat karti ho jab tum kaam mein busy hoti ho!! Darasal tum toh phone pe kisise baat kar kar madad le rahi thi!!Hai na???Bolo??
Everyone was tensed for Guddan..
Guddan-Choti Maa!! Darasal baat yeh hai ki humein cooking nahin aati!!Isiliye hum Jindal Sahab ki madad le rahein thein!!
Vasant(angrily)-Bas!!Bahut ho gaya!!Jhooth humein bilkul bardasht nahin hain!!Ghar ki Saas aur Bahu hokar tumhein rasoi nahin aati!!Are tum aisa karogi toh bahuein kya seekhengi tum se!!!Beyhadh sharmnaak baat hai yeh!!Toh kya tumhein tumhara Pati khana banakar deta hai!!!Humein laga tha ki tum har cheez mein nipun hogi!!Aakhirkar itne bade ghar ki aur mashahoor chef ki biwi jo ho!!Par nahin!!Tum toh sirf abhinay aur naach gaana karna jaanti ho!!!Are jo khudka ghar nahin sambhal sakti,use bhala kya haq hai bahaar ki duniya mein kaam karne ka!!!Sab se sahi suna hai humnein!!Jo ladki apne apno ko,yahaan tak ki apni sagi maa ko nahin bachapayi,usse bhala kya ho payega!!
Guddan was in tears listening to these cruel words..Durga comforted her..Daadi tried to protest but Annapoorna and Vasant continued humiliating Guddan!!
"BAS!!"
Everyone turned back to see a roaring Akshat who had just arrived with his sons and listened everything..He was very angry.. He looked at a crying Guddan and then approached towards Vasant..
Akshat-Mujhe pata nahin tha ki saalon baad humari mulaqat kuch iss tarah hogi,Chote Papa!!!Pranam,Choti Maa!!Maine aap dono ki humesha utni hi izzat ki hai jitni maine Maa aur Papa ki ki hai.. Humesha aapke jazbaaton ki aur vicharon ki kadar ki hai..Par aaj aapne jo kiya usse mujhe bahut thes pahunchi hai!!Meri Biwi mera guroor hai!! Aur uske khilaaf koi kuch bhi kahe yeh mujhe bardasht nahin hain!!
Vasant-Akshat,tumhari biwi ko aise hi kuch nahin kaha maine!!Bilkul sahi kaha hai!! Tajoorba na ho toh yahi hota hai!!Are ghar ke kaam kaaj jis aurat ko na aate ho uska bhala kya fayda!!!
Akshat-Kis zamane mein jee rahein hain aap dono???Duniya badal chuki hai!!!Ladkiyaan woh sab kar sakti hain jo ladke kar saktein hain!!Toh kya hua agar Guddan ko rasoi aur ghar ke kaam kaaj dhang se nahin aate toh!!Usne apne dum par apni pehchaan banayi hai,bina kisi sifarish ke!!Apne hunar se!!Usne poore Jindal khandan ka naam roshan kiya hai!!Mujhe garv mehsoos karwaya hai!!Pehle woh Chef Akshat Jindal ki Patni ke taur pe pehchaani jaati thi,par ab main Superstar Guddan Akshat Jindal ke Pati ke taur pe pahchana jaata hoon!!Mujhe garv hai uss par!!Use khaana banana nahin aata!!Phir bhi,aapka maan rakhne ke liye,mere parivaar ki khaas kar meri aur Maa ki izzat rakhne ke liye usne apne dum par koshish ki khana banane ki!!!Mere sirf chand instructions se hi usne pehli baar itna kuch banaya khud se!!!Aur aapne khud uske khaane ki taarif ki hai!!Are sabse choti hai,lekin rishton ko nibhaane mein sabse badi hai!!Sabko rishton ke sahi maayne usine sikhaya hai!!Yahaan tak ki mujhe bhi!!Pyaar ke sahi maayne sikhayein hai!!!Ek Perfect Bahu,Perfect Saas,Perfect Maa,Perfect Beti,Perfect Behen aur sabse badhkar,ek Perfect Patni hai Meri Guddan!!Ek Perfect Insaan hai!!Sabse acchi!!!Sabse Masoom!!Didaar!!Sabka maan rakhti hai!!Koi kaam chahe na aata ho,phir bhi koshish zaroor karti hai,taaki kisike maan ko thes na pahuche!!!Aur rahi baat apno ko na bachapane ki,toh galati uski kabhi bhi nahin thi!!Waqt ne uska saath nahin diya tha!!Usne apni jaan par khelkar humesha sab ko bachaaya hai!!!Koi khot nahin hai usmein!!Aur ek baat batayiye,ghar ki bahu betiyaan kaam kyun na karein!!Kya sirf mardon ko haq hai apna sapna poora karne ka!!Aurtein sirf ghar ki chaar deewari mein rehkar ghar parivaar aur bacchon ko sambhalein!! Kyun!!Yeh kaisa insaaf hai!!Yeh galat hai!!Jitna haq hai mardon ka,utna aurton ka bhi hai!!Choti Maa!!!Aap bhi apne kapdon ka vyapaar karna chahti thi na!!!Par Chote Papa ne kabhi poocha hi hain aapse ki aap kya karna chahti thi!!(Annapoorna looked emotional and Vasant felt embarrassed)Agar ek Pati apni Patni ki khwahish poora na kar sakein,use khush na rakh paye,toh woh bhi toh accha Pati nahin banega na!! Isiliye main aapse request karta hoon,please apni soch badliye aur naye nazariye se dekhiye iss duniya ko!!Har insaan ko aur har rishtey ko!!
Waise aapke iss soch ne mujhe madad ki hai!!Mere ek khayaal ko faisle mein badalne ke liye!!Aaj se ghar ki bahuein sirf subah ghar sambhalengi aur khaana banayengi.. aur hum mard raat ko ghar ka kaam aur khana banayenge!!After all,everything should be equally distributed!!
Everyone was very happy and grateful..Guddan was admiring her Jindal Sahab with tears in her eyes!!She was feeling very proud that she had a husband like Akshat.. Everyone was proud of AJ..Akshat came to Guddan and wiped her tears..She whispered a "Thank You"to him and he also reciprocated by hugging her!!!
Hello everyone!!!So,here is my latest update!!!Sorry,I made you all wait for 2 days!!But the problem was,I was not getting any plot!!Samajh mein nahin aa raha tha kya likhoon!!Topic sujh nahin raha tha!!!So please guys vote and comment!!!Suggest your ideas in the comment section!! Please guys,mujhe ideas dijiye!!And,one more request!!Jo bhi idea de,woh serial ke plot se related ho,bas thode se positive twist aur turn and modification ke saath!! Characters wahi ke wahi rahein,bas thode se addition ho!!! Please ideas dena!! Otherwise I wouldn't be able to update next story!!!Stay safe,Stay blessed!!!
Regards.
Aradhana☺️..
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