《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》bonus chapter 3
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& thalia
jason
jason
jason
jasssonnnnnnnnn
language
don't care
what should i get geo for their birthday
he's busy doing something
i actually don't know what he's doing maybe i should check
but anyway since when do you care abt being in class ☹️☹️☹️
WAIT THATS SO SMART
THANK YOU JASE I LOVE YOU
softie
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"techno!" thalia yells, walking into his office to find that he's actively streaming. "oh. woops. hi chat. techno, do you want to go film a video for geo's birthday with me in like 30 minutes?"
he nods. "can we do an hour? i'm in the middle of a lore stream-" he's cut off by someone on the phone, making him laugh. "thalia cutting in on our intense lore is not canon, tommy. thalia, tom says hi."
she smiles. "i'll let you get back to it, love you dearly pig boy. i will come back up if you aren't ready in an hour. oh and jason says to text him back, by the way."
"alrighty, say bye to thalia chat." he says as she walks out of the room.
thalia is immediately greeted by geo as she walks out of the room. without thinking twice, she whips out her phone to take a picture of them.
"this is going straight to instagram." she mutters. she had some time to kill anyway.
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@thalia.moore: happy birthday geode. i love you more than anything. you're my bestfriend and im so happy i decided to adopt you. cheers to hopefully you living forever (pls)
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@wilbursoot: bring him back
↳@thalia.moore: no :(
@user2: stop i love him so much
↳@user4: ahaha i have a cat too ahaha
↳@user2: but your cat isn't geo, pey.
↳@user4: yeah you're right.
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@user71: stupid cat
@ph1lza: i love that cat so much even if he hates me a little bit
@alexis.gulley: happy birthday geo 🪅🎳
↳@laine_writes: go back to your book 🤺🤺
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techno walks out of his office and down to the living room where he meets thalia, who has been waiting for him for long enough she almost fell asleep. almost.
this was a common occurrence. he just tapped her gently on the shoulder, waking her. "thal, you ready?"
she gets up, wiping her eyes. "yeah, we're going to petsmart. im gonna do that video that's like "buying everything my cat touches" except he has a 20 minute time limit because as much as i love them, i don't want to go broke."
"i could pay, if you wanted. that streamer money gotta go somewhere."
the glare thalia gave him was enough to know that wasn't an option.
she attached geo's harnest to him, walking him out of the bouse and guiding them into the backseat of the car. one thing about geo is that he was actually pretty tolerant of car rides— thankfully.
she climbed into the passenger seat as techno did the drivers. she immediately took out her camera. "hi guys, it's thalia, and today is mr. geo's birthday!" she says excitedly, angling the camera to show geo in the back.
"we're on our way to petsmart, and as you can see by the title, he's going to get to touch anything he wants, and i'll buy it! i have techno here with me, so this is going to be fun. let's get into it!" she turned off the camera as they pulled into the parking lot.
techno glanced at her. "you're such a good vlogger. i would've somehow crashed the car and messed up at least 30 times if i had to film that."
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she smiled. "im just a natural, i don't know. the camera loves me."
"indeed it does." he nods, pulling into a space, getting out of the car.
thalia follows, taking geo out of the backseat and walking him into the shop. she takes her camera back out. "okay, mr geo's time starts...now!" she says, filming them as he just sits by the register awkwardly.
she laughs. "you can go touch things, geo." he continues to just sit.
techno takes the leash from her, tugging lightly towards the treat section. geo reluctantly follows.
the first thing he touches was a ginormous dog bone.
"do you think floof can eat that?" techno jokingly asks, and she shakes her head, putting it in the cart anyway.
"i think floof might be smaller than that thing." she giggles.
geo continues to sniff the treats, thankfully cat treats this time.
overall his haul was a little underwhelming. he got a lot of treats— some dog, some cat, and somehow a bag of gecko treats. thalia wasn't sure what to do with those.
his grand total was 173.76, so not as bad as thalia was expecting. all she knew is that she loved that cat more than anything so the price didn't matter to her.
except maybe techno.
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