《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》bonus chapter two
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my mum just called me to ask me when valentines day was
which made me laugh
and then i remembered my favorite couple
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING FOR VALENTINES DAY
idk
probably going to stay home and eat sushi and watch criminal minds
i'll get her a box of chocolate probably but she's been wanting to try matcha icecream so we'll probably do that too
there's an icecream place down the street
we're probably going to pizza hut
keepin it casual
Do better
for once i agree with tommy
c'mon now 👎
do better than sushit and criminal sminds
but pizza hut is a god tier date place
thalia would be so mad at you
she's the biggest criminal minds fan ever
i think she loves derek morgan more than she loves me
hot chocolate thunder
personally a jj stan idk abt you guys
I thought you'd be a rossi fan
Tbh
/Neg
isn't he that old guy that likes pasta
i don't really pay attention to the episodes
If you're about to say some cheesy shit, stop right now
I'm begging you
no go on
leave them alone
she likes to watch while we're eating
which is fine i'd let her do whatever
sometimes i want to vomit if i watch it while i'm taking a bite though
kristin loves those true crime podcasts
and sometimes she listens to them while she's doing her makeup and it's just so concerning
ive learned to live with it
geo likes listening to podcasts did you know that
everytime i record a video they fall asleep in my room and whenever thalia is listening to them he like finds her
i love that cat
The day i met geo was the best day of my life
I'll never forget it
until he claws the shit out of your arm
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and not the one you have cancer in
i couldn't do anything lmao
serves you right
hate and love relationship with that cat
they didn't like me.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
phil this friendship is over
only people geo likes can be my friend
tbh he's right for that
agreed
oh my god
im telling thalia
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they're ganging up on me
who?
i'm at a shoot right now
sorry
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU TO APOLOGIZE YET
SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
EHY WOULD YOU ADMIT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG
the children
your boyfriend, will and tommy
Oh you big baby
Snitch
yoU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
elaborate!! pls!! someone!!
phil this seems to have backfired on you
this is hilarious
what happened
i just woke up
we told phil we can't be friends with him because geo doesn't like him
and now he's snitching to thalia
and it's backfiring
L
honestly thats a pretty fair point
geo tried to chomp your leg
this didn't go as planned
i just have a tasty leg
im old leave me alone
HE ADMITTED IT
SOMEBODY SCREENSHOT THIS
POST IT TO TWITTER
LET THE PEOPLE KNOW
don't really feel like it rn tbh
fine i'll do it then
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@TubboLive:
the old man finally broke
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@ph1lza replying to @TubboLive:
i had to save my pride
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@technothepig replying to @ph1lza and @TubboLive:
whatever you say buddy. just start plannin retirement real soon. hallucinations don't last forever
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@-THALIA replying to @technothepig, @ph1lza, and @TubboLive:
i still have no idea what's happening here 😓
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@user2:
it just processed that tubbo's latest tweet means they have a discord server where they just fuck around and i want to see this
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@user4 replying to @user2:
OH MY GOD ACE THAT JUST DAWNED ON ME TOO???? TH3 NAM3S ARE AMAZING IM NRVET GETTING OEVR THOS
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