《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》thirty-three
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houston we have a problem
mainly uh
between me and you pretty girl
uh oh!
im kind of busy
what's going on
was abt to say something
have you guys been on twitter
someone got into one of our personal instagrams
technoblade face reveal is currently trending on twitter
Oh shit
Is there anything we can do?
it was probably mine
omg
im sorry
im so sorry
and um
they know we're dating
no hello?
how are you?
how was your day?
sorry bad time
this has just taken me off guard
no i needed that
i think im fine
we'll be fine
coming home rn
told them family emergency
if anyone asks my aunt carole is in the hospital with pneumonia
oh neo your aunt car9le was a lovely lady
Idiot she doesn't have an aunt named carole
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so what do we do now
idk we were planning on telling them anyway
everyone already knew
this isnt surprising
for your face reveal we can just try to get it taken down
well we can obviously see who wears the pants in the relationship
and its not techno
die
❤❤❤
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@-THALIA:
hi! im thalia moore, and the rumors are true :) cue adele. or lizzo. either one works. techno and i are dating but pls respect our privacy, esechially his!!! don't spread his face around, don't spread any of the screnshots. at the end of the day we are (1/2)
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@-THALIA replying to @-THALIA:
still people and still worthy of the same amount of respect as any others. geo, techno and i all love you guys. thank you so much for everyone who's been trying to diffuse the situation
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@technothepig replying to @-THALIA:
you spelled especially wrong 🤣🤣
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@-THALIA replying to @technothepig:
love you too ❤❤
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@tommyinnit:
well now that you guys know i have to reveal that techno is an absolute simp off camera, everyone can vouch
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@wilbursoot replying to @tommyinnit:
vouch
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@ranboosaysstuff replying to @tommyinnit:
vouch
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@tubbo replying to @tommyinnit:
vouch
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@technothepig replying to @tommyinnit, @wilbursoot, @ranboosaysstuff and @tubbo:
die a painful death
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