《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》twenty-nine
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techno did you change their names again
what...
...no....
bed wetter?
I am going to call Elizabeth on you.
She will not be happy about this
awe did someone piss their panties and now they're all upset 🥺🥺
i thought they were fitting.
TOMY PISSE DHIS PANTS????
Evidently, but moving on
Thalia are you alright?
You missed our weekly tea call ☹
uh yeah
techno and i are currently driving out to go visit my family in nevada
forgot to warn y'all
no we csnt skip over this
TOMMY WET THE BED????
tubbo it was so funny
last night on stream he told us about how he peed his bed when he was like 13
dear lord
he did it to himself
it was so funny
the look of instant regret
Shut up
All of you
see even niki agrees that it was his fault
Oh, I hope you have a nice time at your parents! Will your brother be there?
You lot are the scum of the earth
Except maybe thalia
suck it up little man
yeah jason will be there!!!
hes fangirling over getting to meet techno in person
and i haven't seen him since i met you guys so im excited :)
will anyone ever get a moment of peace with you two around
no i reckon not
"No I rEcKoN nOt"
Shut up
both of you are stupid
you're driving get off your phone
one of these days im just going to stop replying
maybe then you'll leave me alone
yes ma'am
No that wouldn't work
We know where you live
I'll wack you with a pumpkin if you show up to our house unannounced
how violent
wait guys help
yeah
whats up?
?
which one should i post
i have a contract with foot locker
and have to post one
2nd for sure
You look cool in #1
Pick #1
don't listen to tommy ever
i choose #2 because he likes #1
number two!!! big smiles!!!!
techno says #1 but you guys like #2 so im posting #2 thank you all
get absolutely destroyed little boy
okay now its just weird
tf will
yeah i take that one back
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thalia.moore: @footlocker 👀❤
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@tommyinnit: i still think #1 would've been better
↳@user96: tf is he going on about
@trixin: thalia my beloved
@technobladeyt: eyes back on the road pretty girl
↳@thalia.moore: we're at a stoplight D:
@user4: im down so bad
↳@user2: and im down bad for you 😩
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