《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》twenty-seven
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i hate you guys
i havent heard a peep about this
Its because you're stuoid and we all hate you
be nice
how hypocritical mr blade
He's right
thalia doesn't like it when they fight i dont make the rules she does
simp o clock
thank you pig boy
preciate it
hello?????????
are we gonna do it or not ☹
didn't we agree on sunday? 3pm EST?
OH FUCK
WE DID
genius of the hour over here
what a legend amirite
Can we stop praising wilbur
tommy have you ever felt the warm embrace of putting your lips together and shutting the fuck up
that's tomorrow?
oh
okay
did you schedule a shoot for tomorrow
yeah.
its at 3 though
and thats noon for us
You scared me
I thoufht I was goinf to have to deal with dream alone
are we doing proximity
its so much more fun that way
i'd assume so
that's what i thought
ok sounds good now heres the main event
fake news heres the real star of the show
oh my goodness when did you take that
why haven't i ever seen that
geo 🥺
i love your guys' cats
convincing jimmy to let us go to sf for our next challenge
DO IT
i'll be in it
damn
won't even come to florida?
thats messed up
won't even come to brighton?
that's really messed up
wont even come to london?
that's so messed up
no fuck them come to cali
meet my handsome face
sounds like a plan 🤗🤗
WAIT XORPSE YOU'RE THAT GUY WITH THE DEEP VOICE
it just clicked in my brain
i remember laughing when i saw only strands trending on twitter
Have you heard his hit song, "E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE"
mm no, is it good? i listened to agoraphobic and it made me sad 🥲
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lord
have fun thalia
turn down your volume a bit before you listen though
maybe make sure the neighbors aren't asleep
cover geos ears
they don't need to hear that
okay
brb
on another note, how long are we lookin for this lobby to go
thalia and i will most likely only be on for 2 hours
she has a photoshoot
ahh thats what shoot means
was a little worried there
weird question for you
What does that mean
sure
are you and thalia dating?
yessir
that's what i thought was just making sure
wait did i miss an episode
surprise???
oh my goodness
that was entirely inappropriate and for that reason im adding it to my playlist brb
hell yeah
if i hear e-girls are ruining my life at 2 am i will shoot myself
no i don't think you should do that
okay i won't
Simp
simp
simp
simp
stop
shut up
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@-THALIA:
daily dose of geo
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@karljacobs replying to @-THALIA:
GEO!!!!!!!
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@user4 replying to @-THALIA:
GEO MY BELOGER HED WBCK
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@technothepig replying to @-THALIA:
its like hes a model or something
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@-THALIA replying to @technothepig:
he's taking after their mother im so proud 🥲 tears in my eyes
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@user71 replying to @technothepig and @-THALIA:
lmfao it's just a cat i hate mcyt they're so dramatic 💀 and he/they? for a cat? stupid as hell 🤣
@user2 replying to @user71, @technothepig, and @-THALIA:
die respectfully @user71
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