《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》four
Advertisement
@thalia.moore: had a photoshoot today!! sneak peak, and don't worry, i was given permission to share :)
-
view 7,162 comments...
@user9: im going to faint im so terribly in love with this woman
@user1: where's my inhaler she's taking my breath away
↳@user4: I'M BREATHLESS MAN
@user4: i can't even put i don't hello hey lol
↳@thalia.moore: hi!! you're always so early to my posts, you're such a doll
↳@user4: sobbing
@technoblade: i like your sweater
↳@thalia.moore: thank you pigman!
-
here's a picture
like i promised
but im not TECHNICALLY allowed to
not this picture anyway
don't get in trouble
i mean
what they don't know doesn't hurt them
that's not a very good mindset
aren't you british
i'll forget you said that
ditto
i won't
wait.
are you ALL british?
no im american
california born and raised 🥶
no way
i live in sf
you're fucking with me right
no, why?
i also didn't know you cussed
you dont in your videos
okay uh
1 i live in sf
2 only with my friends
oh! then we're friends then
i assume so
where did everyone go :(
i didn't want to interrupt your american motives
or whatever it is
thalia do you want to meet kristen
kristen is my wife
she wants to meet you
sure!! :D
im going to join vc1
can you join it too
how
okay
click the 3 lines again
scroll down and click vc1
now what
press the join voice or camera button
got it
-
"hello?" thalia said, speaking into her crappy apple headphones, turning her camera on to show a closeup to her face.
"hi! oh my god, phil, she's so pretty!" kristen says, elbowing him, hovering over him as he sits in his chair.
Advertisement
thalia blushes. "you flatter me, you do. im on my way home from a shoot, actually!"
phil raises an eyebrow. "another one?"
"yep! pays the bills, i once sold feet pics. interesting experience but i'd probably not do that again."
a deeper voice echoes through the call. "y'know, i was planning on staying and chatting, but after that i think it's time to sleep."
her eyebrows shoot up. "techno?"
"yes ma'am."
"your voice is really attractive. sorry. i watched your videos and fell asleep last night, it's so calming which is not what i expecte-"
"i get that a lot." he says, interrupting her, and thalia smiles.
"wow, it's like we're not even here," phil whispers to kristen, and she laughs.
"we have to go make dinner, anyway. spaghetti?" she asks, and phil nods.
"oh okay. bye phil! and kristen! you're really pretty by the way kristen, and i think you would look really good in a red lip. oh- they're gone." thalia rambles, and techno sighs.
"you talk a lot, don't you?" he says, leaning back in his chair, even though he knows she cant see him.
"i do, yeah. my brother hates it when i come home. he's 15. probably why, he's in that weird phase of life," thalia says, and someone else on the bus shushes her. "sorry." she whispers.
"you don't have to apologize you know."
"i'm not apologizing to you. im on a bus and if i don't stop talking this random mom is gonna kick my ass, she's looking at me like she's plotting a murder. so, uh, bye techno."
"bye thalia, get home safe." he says with a smile.
she left the call.
Advertisement
- In Serial33 Chapters
Level One Chef
Being an adventurer sucked. And so Harper Emerson decided he needed a do-over. Fleeing from his previous life (and the debts that came along with it), Harper foucuses on setting up shop as a chef at an eatery in the "quaint" town of Mystic Falls. It's a total sty, but he's willing to call it home. However, his idealized dream of becoming a restaurateur is plauged by so many issues it'll be amazing if he ever gets the damn place opened. Especially when his creditor comes collecting. This is a slice-of-life, light crafting LitRPG that focuses on building and establishing the eatery, designing recipes, and cooking meals... as well as Harper's growth as a person. A warning: Harper sometimes has Big Brain ideas, and while he's quick to call himself an idiot, they are far from stupid. Just keep reading. Participant in the Royal Road Wriathon challenge.
8 300 - In Serial17 Chapters
Orb Of Oblivion [Dungeon Story RE-WRITE]
DUNGEON STORY With level ups and many dangerous dungeons. This is a semi-dungeon, semi Litrpg Story David Lee, an orphan with a lot going for him in life, but unfortunately he died tragically. He was then transported to another world with a blank slate. He finds himself with a mocking title and he also unlocks unique special class that is unknown to this world. David Lee is just a ball boy who knows nothing about this dangerous world, he easily trusts others but he will soon know that he had been naive. So, lets see how his ball handling skills fare in this dungeon filled world! Note: Reviving this project as I have been away for too long, but first, re-editing and re-writing old chapters. Old Reviews are basically nulled since I have re-written the story so please feel free to leave behind an updated review of the current story thank you.
8 804 - In Serial50 Chapters
Journey West 5000
With her parents murdered and her brother abducted, a trainee Monk of the Gun pursues the one responsible, the Bull Demon King, undefeated Warlord of the Crimson Army.Struggling to track down her enemy while braving the dangers of the wilds, she enlists the help of Sun Wukong, but 500 years under a mountain have taken its toll. Unstable and weakened, will he be more hindrance than help? Can he become the warrior he once was?A Monk and a Monkey journey across a world...... where the remnants of technology are seen as magic, while pockets of humanity strive to drag themselves out of ignorance.... where the descendants of animal-human hybrids, once created as instruments of war, now seek to dominate the world as demons.... where beings who call themselves Immortals and Gods preoccupy themselves with selfish pastimes, ignoring everything else. Among other things, a story about growth, grit, and being better than the person you were yesterday. Here's my rambling on why I'm writing Journey West 5000. Journey West 5000 is my crazy ambitious writing project to adapt a classic epic called "Journey to the West" for a global, modern audience. It's a sci-fi story disguised as fantasy, and has some road trip + monster of the week elements (as does the original Journey to the West). No system, definitely no harem, gradual power progression. Hmm, what else can I put here so potential readers know what to expect? My writing style for now is mostly "show don't tell", because I believe that readers don't need to have everything pointed out to them, and that they should be allowed to make up their own minds about characters based on the actions of those characters. I'm also trying to be less long-winded (a weakness pointed out by some friends) in order to write according to something Neil Gaiman said, which is to write as though I'm the one who has to pay for every word, not the reader. This will bring down my chapter word counts, and might drive away potential readers, but I believe there's value in learning to compress and be concise. All chapters posted here will have been edited. Constructive criticism, comments, and feedback would be very much welcome and appreciated. Please, please help point out any typos or grammatical mistakes, I'm striving to minimize those as much as possible. Above all, I hope you enjoy my story.
8 220 - In Serial50 Chapters
Thomas the Brawler
Thomas doesn't remember what his last name was, before it became Bluebrim, a name belonging to another universe. He's also pretty sure he wasn't this stupid before he arrived, but what can you do, when a day that was supposed to begin with an interview to set your life back on track instead begins in a universe that makes no sense, with rules you can't begin to understand? Maybe he should have paid more attention to the avatar creation screen ... Content warnings: All of them. Seriously. Expect lots of blue screens to begin with. Don't expect a power-leveling fantasy, in which the lone hero beats up all the bad guys, and gets a harem of women. There's just a guy who treats character creation like an annoying series of pop-up advertisements, and the story is basically the ramifications of that. The main character has to learn to take the world he's found himself in seriously, and he'll learn the way most of us do, by doing it wrong first. This is, insofar as it is successful, a dark comedy fantasy. Also a bit of horror, particularly but not exclusively body horror. I'm pretty sure I've earned those Content Warning tags, so, uh, yeah. This is practice. Hopefully things improve as I go, and figure out what I'm doing wrong, but I make no guarantees things will ever get better. I've already made mistakes, I'll make more, and I'm happy to notice them each time I make them. You don't improve unless you fail. (On the plus side, it probably won't get much worse.) Feel free to point out anything you think I'm doing wrong; I don't promise to change anything, particularly if it's a matter of taste, but I am looking to improve, and figuring out what I need to improve goes faster if I don't have to try to figure it out myself. I've updated the earlier chapters for formatting, in the hope that it would make everything easier to read on mobile devices. Hopefully things work slightly better now, but please let me know if there are any issues anywhere.
8 160 - In Serial8 Chapters
The wish trials
The God of reincarnation has brought to many idiots back to life with ridiculous wishes and the high council is sick of it messing up their worlds. So a new God was brought in. One that actually made people earn their new lives. But the actions of this unknown deity cause a boy's life to spiral out of control. After a tragic incident, the boy meets the diety where he requests to be able to fly. To accommodate this desire he allows the Boy to complete his task in the body of a random bird. There's only one problem, this bird cant fly. Follow the voices in the boy's head as he struggles to survive and grow stronger so he can get the life he always wanted. Criticism would be great. I also have heavy dyslexia along with some other metal 'uniqueness' so this whole story is a big F you to it but I am sorry for any and all inevitable mistakes.
8 199 - In Serial10 Chapters
GF AUs (Billdip/Willdip/Killdip/Philldip/Kay)
Bem vindos a futura EXPLOSÃO DE ONESHOTS DE BILLDIP, WILLDIP E KILLDIP, E VAI TER PHILLDIP, ENTENDORES ENTENDERÃO (se lerem, muahahahah) E COM UM POUCO DE KAY PRA TEMPERAR Ah, pra quem não sabe o que é Kay: LEIA AS MINHAS OUTRAS FICS (recomendo a Amnésia principalmente, a Amnésia ficou muito massa, ó)A capa da fic não foi feita por mim
8 196

