《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》three
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be nice.
please.
i know you're not talking to me
i am
hi thalia!
hello.
how do i work this app
tommy you didnt even say hi
you're so true to your nickname
fucking. menace.
NEITHER DID YOU
AND YOY DIDNT EVEN FIVE ME TIME
calm down
@thalia what do you want to know
AT LEAST IM NOT LITERALLY A CHILD
EVEN THALIA THINKS YOU ARE
you guys have profile pictures
and cool names idk who is who at this point
STOP BRINGINF UO MY AGE
im going to kick you two
click the 3 lines at top
you see all the channels now
and at the very bottom, there's a circle
WHY ARE YOU KICKING ME HE STARTED IT
click on that circle okay
then 'my account'
okay now what
DO NOT BLAME THIS ON ME YOU FUCKIGN STUOUD DUMB LITLE MILLENIAL
click your picture.
set it.
bam done.
stop fucking fighting and say hi to your friend holy shit
im techno, dadza is phil, i think you can figure out the other two
yeah
hi wilbur and tommy!! :)
hi thalia
hi thalia
YOU BRAT YOU COPIED ME
do they do this a lot?
and can someone reset my name i want to feel cool like you guys and i dont know how
yes & sure
you make me blush.
pig boy making moves
should i put this as my profile picture
hold on
my wife says yes and that you're pretty
omg you're married
that's so sweet
i love old married couples
oh yeah, you'll fit right in
you guys like old couples too? :D
is this /s
shush techno. let her stay in the dark.
i really dont like the dark
alright
the joke is that we all call philza old because he's 32
and you said something like that, so wilbur said you would fit in because it appeared you made a joke like that
and you asked if we also liked old couples, when we meant that we all call philza old
does that make sense now, thalia?
thank you pigman
that did help
wait so hes not actually a dad
ive adopted the mcyt community
it's complicated
you'll have to explain it to me someday
but i have a shoot, so talk later!! :))
shoot?
shoot?
shes a model, dumbasses
yeah! i'll send you all photos in a bit if you'd like
yes please, pretty girl
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i was not prepared for that.
i told you.
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