《Babysitting Criminals While Pregnant *Slow Updates*》Chapter 44
Advertisement
It could've been no later than the early afternoon when my baby decided to squish its heels into my undeserving and poor bladder. I put my bookmark in my novel and set it down on the seat next to me.
Welp, I guess nature unwilling beckons me. I glance at the two men across from me, they were just snoozing away like carefree idiots. A smile blooms on my lips. That's what I like to see. Them with their mouths shut and calm.
They looked so peaceful and relaxed. I hope the petition for them to be set free will succeed. All those terrible things they've done...it was how they survived, even if they thrived off the pain they caused. I know the pain I've gone through doesn't even amount to the suffering they've gone through. They're just...incredibly plagued by their pasts and agony.
I'm brought out from my thoughts as the pressure on my organs intensifies.
"Crud..." I grunt under my breath placing a hand on the seat and the other on my belly, heaving myself up.
Gravity is against me as I waddle from the compartment.
"Excuse me..." I say brushing past a strange character with a bulky trench coat with an ass that was probably the size of a horse's rear end. They were sketchy, but for now, I'm more concerned about not pissing myself accidentally.
!
Twenty minutes pass as if they were hours. Long, torturous hours. I couldn't understand my own gender, I mean, I could, but seriously? Each and every stall on the bathroom car was in use and the sinks were clogged with women retouching their faces with makeup.
I tapped my foot impatiently, rotating my neck with a grimace. I'm suddenly given a weird look by one of the other women hogging the mirror.
Advertisement
"Yes?" I flash a tiny smile, and to the best of my ability, I tried not to be snarky with her. I was already on edge because people were taking too damn long and I really, really had to go.
"Could you stop that tapping? You're giving me a migraine." She returns my smile in haughty-ness.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Princess, " I sneered, not really caring about her feelings anymore. "A twelve-ounce fetus is currently resting on my bladder. So, no. I will not stop tapping. Would you stop hogging the sink? You've been there longer than I've been waiting."
"Okay, okay, " One of the stalls opens as a flush can be heard, and a rather curvaceous blonde strides out. "Sorry for taking so long, and my apologies for my girlfriend."
"You're fine", I say, walking to the now empty stall.
"Oh, and congratulations." She says before she and her girl left the bathroom.
"Thanks?" Confusion flamed through my veins before realization hit me that she was talking about my baby. Man, was I a little slow today!
I watch as she exited the bathroom. I almost felt guilty for acting the way I did, then I remembered I why came here in the first place and that feeling disappeared immediately. I needed to hurry and get back to Cobra and Midnight, they're probably awake by now.
!
At the end of the bathroom car, there were two very shifty lowlife-like people scampering about. One trench-coated figure approaches the two, pausing in front of the crate they hide, putting his fists on his hips.
For long hours, these men trekked through from the cargo cars, and onto the civilized cars. After snooping through luggage and important boxes and taking what they saw fit to be valuable, they sought out for the money and jewels on the passengers. They were just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Advertisement
And that moment has been delayed for obvious reasons of fearing that there were wizards aboard the train, and being wizards themselves made them rethink their little fear.
"Are you ready, men?" He made his presence known proudly.
The two men spring up like prairie dogs, both expressing themselves with excited grins. One man was rather large and stubby, having fish-like lips, anyone would be appalled. The other man was skinnier, with rat-like teeth and a long nose. They saluted their leader with, "Yes, Boss!"
With that being said, the leader rids himself of the trench coat and hat, revealing a full-body, tight black leotard. The man had an unusually large posterior, and which the trait was shared with his lackeys.
"What do we do, Boss?" The chubby lackey asks, almost ducking back behind the crates when a lone figure enters the hall.
The boss man grins deviously taking quick notice of the bulging belly of the woman in his sights. "First, we gotta make sure these passengers do what we say."
!
I felt so much better! Although, anyone could care less about being told about a bathroom break. I've just about had it with the constant need to pee and the fatigue ness and the morning sickness and constant bodily aches.
Those people really did a number on me with that stupid age spell. My body hasn't caught up with the symptoms I would have had in the early development of my baby. Not to mention, my body still hasn't adjusted to the sudden growth of the baby and my muscles are slowly shifting uncomfortably.
Reaching out, my fingers grasp the car door handle and I'm ready to pull the door open, but a voice breaks out and stops me.
"Excuse me, Miss?"
That voice was eerily familiar, and yet, foreign to my ears. I peer over my shoulder to make eye contact with the owner of the voice, a feeling of dread crawling into my chest.
To my surprise, I did indeed recognize him and the men behind him. I recognized their leotards straight down to their enormous buttocks. And I certainly didn't wanna stick around when they started shooting them things.
"C-can I help you?" I begin nervously, my grip tightening on the handle. I should play this safe for as long as I can, for my baby.
The middle man grins, perching his fists onto his hips, "Why, thank you for asking, Miss! This is a train heist! And you're gonna ensure our efforts aren't for nothing."
Suddenly, I'm getting two, very springy asses pointed at me, causing me to tense up automatically and my arms fly to my belly protectively.
"H-hey! Do-don't point those death machines at me!" I yelp in angsty.
"We won't hurt you if you cooperate with our terms, " The butts perk up, ready to shoot and destroy my sense of smell along with sending me through the train car.
The man's grin widens as his entire face hardens in a rather conceited way. Probably because they have me backed into a corner...well, doorway and practically threatening me and my baby into helping them. "So, Miss, what do you say?"
"U-uh..."
Well, shit.
Advertisement
- In Serial37 Chapters
Ethereal Sovereign
Currently on temporary hiatus----Lyrim Hytio, a boy who lives in a world of Talisman, uses a suit of armor that magically infuses itself into the body of its wielder. He had always wanted one since he was young and now that dream had been fulfilled. Although such things seem happy, Lyrim's father had been exiled on grounds of being a traitor. His father started a rebellion for a noble cause only to be routed by one of his own family members. Lyrim's older brother betrayed him, only to take control of the Hytio clan his father once led. Join lyrim in his goal to gain more power and inflict vengeance upon his brother.
8 197 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Better Side Of Evil
The last surviving son of House Rotwald is on the run. Chased by his enemies into the heart of a long forgotten wasteland, he is forded to traverse an unholy place of power. With the pursuers hot on his heels, can Victorian find shelter in the realm of the living dead? Or will he become just another walking corpse, doomed to wonder the land for all eternity? Everything that he believed in, everything that he held sacred – gods, kings and their laws – has already betrayed him. With nothing left to lose could the young paladin be persuaded to accept a new master? Could he bargain away his life to a dark power in exchange for vengeance? And what would he be required to do in return? The Kingdom of Leidemar is on the verge of ruin. Rival powers seek to divide it, but there is an opportunity for a new ruler to arise from within its own nobility. And even a lowly nobleman, if positioned correctly, could end up a king. Someone with the right allies, perhaps? Or maybe cruel allies would suffice? But for now the last surviving son of House Rotwald is on the run. *This story is as much about the monsters as it is about the people facing them. Some become allies while others become wet stains on the floor. I firmly believe that villains can make for some of the most endearing characters. Monsters need not be sour and droll. Have a bit of fun - indulge in a bit of villainy. Enjoy the gray morality and colorful cast of this story! *I have a Discord server now: https://discord.gg/4phDRU2 **Artwork by Shane Pierre: https://007access.deviantart.com/ ***I am not a native English speaker, so feel free to help me improve my use of the language!
8 122 - In Serial6 Chapters
Building Home Book 2 - Rescue
After having created a small foothold in the new galaxy, Danni Jax is trying to recover the lost human military and colonists. With her team on Outpost Theta and some of the most advanced "borrowed" alien tech, she may find more than she thought possible.This story has lite LitRPG elements.
8 233 - In Serial27 Chapters
The Dungeon's Champion
An overpowered dungeon hunter adventure Matt is a young New Yorker at an all time low in his life, when suddenly a tower appears out of nowhere, right under his apartment. Stuck on top of the tower, Matt had 2 options: wait for help to arrive, or enter Tower and find his own the way out, and Matt wasn't much for waiting. The tower, it turns out, is actually a dungeon full of monsters and chests filled gold, jewels and magical treasures, but the dungeon also possesses its own consciousness. Fortunately for Matt, the dungeon gives him everything he needs to succeed, but Matt can't help but think that the dungeon has not revealed everything, and may have a hidden agenda. Even more troubling is that Matt suspects that the Dungeon may be suffering from a multiple personality disorder. Between protecting a village from crazed dark mages and their soul starved demons, organizing the opening of a dungeon in New York, reforming a crime syndicate on another planet, stopping another dungeon champion from getting him killed, and last but not least, finding a way to thwart some Gods before they stop him; the impromptu dungeon champion has his work cut out for him.
8 233 - In Serial84 Chapters
Manly Lady ✓
Yán Gen is absolutely sure that he is a straight man, he loves women, gorgeous women with voluptuous figures. He often fantasize about them whether in his wake and sleeping state. He sometimes read an R18 wuxia books, his favorite plot is always about a man from modern world who transmigrated into a martial world and being the male lead that he is, became an overpowered lord or became an immortal, not to mention that he has a lot of goddess like women in his harem to bed.Ah... this kind of life, if only he could die and transmigrated into a martial world to become an overpowered lord. He will die happily.But heavens ah heavens... What did he do wrong?Is it because he died as a horny virgin man without knowing the taste of a woman that you're punishing him now?Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the very horny virgin man named Yan Gen has his dream shattered after being transmigrated into a body of a goddess like beauty of a 14 years old girl.He loves a beauty with all his heart, he could even offer his own life but being a beauty himself is absolutely NO!P.S: THIS IS MY ORIGINAL STORY!
8 301 - In Serial10 Chapters
The Thunderbirds and The Phoenix
When Alan was younger, there was two people who acted like his parents. Their names? John Tracy and Phoenix Wren. When Phoenix graduates, she moves to the island to become a thunderbird. What will happen? Follow the adventures of Phoenix Wren and her life on Tracy Island as a thunderbird.WILL NOT BE UPDATED HERE, BUT WILL ON NEW ACCOUNT. MIGHT EVEN REWRITE SOME PARTS
8 132

