《What could possibly go wrong? Rodrick Heffley x reader》Chapter 9
Advertisement
Entering your house you turned on some music, your spotify playlist blasting loudly through the huge speakers you've got from your grandma on your birthday. That's what you always did when you were home alone. As the understanding daughter you were, you never played loud music around your parents to not bother them. They often worked at home or read a book, they liked it quiet, so you simply listened to it on your headphones.
But the truth was that you loved loud music. The beat pulsating through your body, the air thumped with it, the floor vibrating with the bass notes, while you danced until your feet hurt and sang until you got hoarse. You weren't a good singer but you sang anyway and it never failed to lighten up your mood.
Stripping out of your clothes you stepped into the shower, the hot water hitting your body, dripping down your shoulders, taking you into a hug as you closed your eyes. Your hands running through your wet hair as you applied your maracuja-scent shampoo, slowly massaging your scalp, your body starting to relax eventually. Washing off the shampoo, replacing it with your conditioner you thought about all the things that happened in the past 5 days, overwhelming you, everything you left behind. You didn't feel sad anymore, at least not right now. You didn't feel happy either. In fact, you didn't feel anything at all. It was like this was just another chapter you finished, dozens yet to come. And you didn't know what it was, but stepping out of the shower you took off Jaxon's necklace, letting out a shaky breath as you watched yourself in the mirror, a small smile appearing on your face.
Now, you didn't know what that was supposed to mean, whether you were ready to move on or not, but there was one thing that you knew for sure. If that was just another chapter, why not make it a fun one? A chapter without any responsibilities, commitment or heavy feelings. This has got to be the best idea I've ever had you thought to yourself proudly, your smile growing after hearing the song that just came on - Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus - an absolute classic.
You started singing the song loudly, wrapping yourself and your hair in a towel, grabbing your hairbrush, pretending it was a microphone, while performing a whole concert, nearly overhearing the doorbell ringing. You quickly stormed out of the bathroom, holding the towel up as best as you could, not stopping to sing, being way too happy right now.
Advertisement
"and she doesn't give a damn about me..." you sang, opening the door, knowing damn well your parents loved that song as well, holding your hairbrush with an outstretched hand right in front of you, so they could finish the lyrics.
"cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby!" you've heard a shrill voice finishing the song. But leaning against the doorframe weren't your parents, no, it was Rodrick, giving you a clearly amused look as you stood there in shock, unable to get a single word out of your mouth, slowly lowering the brush, wondering whether there was any way to delete yourself.
After a moment of silence passed and you recovered from your shock, feeling that you could think clearly again, you realized that you were still standing wrapped around a towel only. "What the hell are you doing here?" you asked angrily, remembering how he got you in trouble during dinner, trying to fix your towel the way it showed as little skin as possible, his eyes scanning your body from the bottom to the top, your words not reaching him at all, your body being the only thing he could concentrate on right now.
"Hey!" you said raising your voice a little, snapping your fingers right in front of his face to get his attention. "My face is up here" you added growing annoyed of him as he shook his head lightly, his eyes immediately flicking back up, locking with yours, focusing on your conversation again. "Uh..yes" he said rasping his voice, "heyy, look who's got my name right after all" he added, giving you his usual smirk as you let out an annoyed sigh, rubbing your eyes tiredly. "Is that what you came here for? For me to say your name?" you asked calmly, too irritated to fight him right now. "Because if you did, you shouldn't get used to it" you added, attempting to close the door behind you, knowing that this talk was absolutely pointless. But before you could shut the door, he quickly stepped in the doorframe making it impossible for you to close it.
"Wait, no. That's not what I came here for" he quickly said, his arm still squeezed by the door, "Actually, could you please let me in?" he said, his voice now turning sincere, a wave of sudden concern washing over you as you nodded your head, letting him inside.
"Is everything okay though? Did something happen? Are our parents okay?" you asked panicking at his serious face expression, guiding him into the living room as he let out a silent huff. "Yeah, don't worry. They're having quite a good time actually" he said, walking over to the curtains, revealing your parents standing in the Heffleys living room dancing and shouting. "They're doing karaoke" he added chuckling, a relived smile covering your face now.
Advertisement
"Fuck" you cursed quietly, a small laugh escaping your mouth. "If you came here to escape their singing, I get that, they're terrible singers, I know" you added remembering you had a shitty singing voice just like your parents. "You can sleep over in the guest room if you want to" you added casually without any second thoughts, his usual smirk appearing on his face reminding you that you shouldn't have said that.
"Already wanting me to stay over, you're really not wasting any time" he said mockingly. "Shut it" you answered not even suprised by his comment anymore. "Also, if you don't mind, I would like to get dressed first" you added quickly still holding up the towel. "Make yourself at home. If you want anything, there's the kitchen, I'll be right back" you added pointing at the room before heading upstairs without waiting for his response.
In your room you changed into your pyjama already, not being in the mood to dress up once again, putting on your pink hello kitty pants and an oversized shirt, recreating Tom Holland's legendary outfit. You brushed your still wet hair before putting on a pair of woolly socks and going back downstairs, just to find Rodrick sitting on the couch holding your favorite book - Pride and Prejudice - in his hands.
Sitting down beside him, he closed the book, looking up at you, giving you a sweet smile. "Nice pjs" he said as you leaned back, returning his smile, a quiet "thanks" leaving your mouth. "So, is that yours?" he asked turning to the book, his eyes sparkling with curiosity.
"You really gotta put your nose everywhere, don't you?" you answered jocking, "But yes, it is. It's my favorite one actually" you added nodding as he gave it back to you, placing it in your hand, your fingers touching for a split second, sending an electric shiver through your body, him clearly noticing. "When I was younger, I've always wanted such a love story to happen to me" you continued trying to overplay what just happened.
"Why don't you anymore?" he asked raising his brows, looking genuinely interested. "Because it's unrealistic and I know exactly that this will never happen to me and that whole idea of love.." you stopped yourself searching for the right words, "it's just ridiculous" you added sighing, putting the book down next to you.
"Well, maybe there's just a better story awaiting you" he answered, his voice calm, his eyes suddenly avoiding yours at all costs as you nodded your head.
"Yeah, sure" you answered ironically getting the sudden urge to change the topic, this one feeling a little too intimate. "Anyways, why are you here?" you said quickly, his eyes flicking back up to yours.
"Uhm, yes" he started suddenly getting all shy, just like his mom when she invited you to dinner. "So, since you haven't eaten anything I brought you some chinese. I know you're vegetarian, so I've got yours without meat and a sprite" he said, your eyes growing wide open, each of his words getting faster. "I know it's nothing special but the other restaurants were closed already and that's the only thing I could get so...please eat" he finished, handing you a bag with the food leaving you speechless for a short moment.
"Oh, wow, okay. Thank you so much. I don't really know what to say, I really appreciate that" you answered eventually, being a nervous wreck by now. You weren't really used to people caring for you this much, I mean, you had friends, but usually you were the one pleasing them with small acts of kindness, rarely receiving any yourself.
"Just don't" he said quietly looking down, his cheeks turning pink. "I think I should keep going actually, school starts tomorrow and mom and dad think I'm asleep in my room right now so..." he started as you nodded your head.
"Yeah, sure let me just lead you to the door" you said giving him a small smile, still flustered by his kindness and genuine concern, standing up, leading him to the front door. But as you both approached it, you suddenly heard footsteps and quiet laughter coming from outside, setting you in complete panic.
"Shit" you whispered quietly turning to Rodrick, grabbing his wrist in order to stop him from leaving the house, since he must have overheard them coming. Turning around he gave you a confused look as you continued. "These are my parents Rodrick, they can't see you here" you added, panic now displaying in his eyes as well.
"You need to hide.."
Advertisement
- In Serial26 Chapters
One and Only
Hiro is a 19-year-old college student. He and Robin have been dating since they were 16 years old in 2025. Prior to Robin going away to college, they had a happy relationship. During one of the holidays he takes part in every year, Hiro traveled to his parents' home. During his visit, he tried to figure out what had been happening between him and Robin. While they've been together for a long time, they've lost touch ever since Robin started college. Despite their efforts to improve their relationship, they face many challenges. In the end, will they be able to make everything ok again, or is it too late?(I'll try to post every 1st, 10th, and 22nd of the month, but there is no set schedule(Also sorry for any spelling mistakes I make, English isn't my first language)
8 190 - In Serial28 Chapters
Taken by the Mafia
Scarlett Roads an 18 year old girl is taken by the Italian Mafia don, 24 year old Dante Romano as a paid off debt for her now dead father.Dante doesn't believe in love, he believes in f*cking. That is until an anxious girl with a big mouth enters his life, changing it for the betterHow will the two deal with each other? Will their relationship blossom into something beautiful? Or was it doomed from the start?#2 Italian mafia 26/05/22⚠️warning⚠️This book does contain triggering material such as abuse, kidnapping, mentions of rape.It also has DD/LG tendencies so if that makes you uncomfy don't read :)#1 PTSD 14/06/22#10 Good Girl 28/07/22
8 279 - In Serial200 Chapters
She Becomes Glamorous After The Engagement Annulment (1)
The fat and ugly Nora Smith is the laughingstock of the town when her fiancé breaks off their engagement.He says, "The sight of your gigantic face and thunder thighs disgusts me! Don't ever pester me again!""What an idiot." Nora scoffs and turns around, her lips curling up into a smile.Later, when Nora successfully slims down, she returns as an astounding beauty.Her ex-fiancé comes to her bearing flowers and begs, "I was wrong, Nora. I'm willing to do anything as long as you come back to me." Nora rests her chin in her hands and smiles as she replies, "Real men don't dwell on the past." Angered, he says, "You're just a dimwit saddled with baggage that I dumped, Nora. No one will want you except me!"But following that...A young and popular singer tweets: "Nora Smith is my goddess!"An internationally renowned surgeon asks, "Are you free tonight, Nora?"Even the rich and influential hotshot whom everyone is scared of comes forward and says, "I can take care of my wife and children myself, thank you very much."This book is a Chinese novel written by Mr. Yan and he deserves all the credits for it. Link for the original novel will be provided at the end of the book.
8 1141 - In Serial40 Chapters
Insanity
A curious 15-year-old tries to unravel the mysteries behind the asylum, Blackthorn Veil Mental Institution, where her dad was locked up. She knew everything was not right in that place, but what happens if she meets one of the mysteries in that asylum? Will that person help her unravel the truth or bring her into . . . Insanity?"If you have never lost your sanity, then you have never been in love." •poopinghinsil•©Copyright 2013-2014All Rights Reserved•THIS FAN FICTION WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS LIKE 13-14 YEARS OLD SO BEWARE. THIS IS VERY BADLY WRITTEN••NOT EDITED AND WILL FOREVER STAY THAT WAY: UNEDITED•
8 147 - In Serial21 Chapters
Unwavering Love | {M.YG}
What happens when one loved her idol more than a fan and got the chance to meet him?She ended up facing internal conflict upon reality and dream. What was the truth then?A love story of a psychotherapist and her idol....Katherine Claire is a talented psychotherapist who lives in the States. She placed all her efforts in her work and is highly known for her skills. Appointments are required to have sessions with her.She had been a huge fan of BTS since their debut in 2013 but had yet to see them. She had struggles as an international fan. The ocean was her obstacle but she was happy to just watch them online. She had developed hopeless feelings towards one of the members. The gap was indeed too big for her and she knew it was impossible.But one day, she received an email to fly to Korea to serve a VIP patient. She was eager to go there since it meant that she was going to be closer to BTS boys.What was shocking was that the patient she was going to serve was Min Yoongi aka Suga from BTS.
8 144 - In Serial39 Chapters
Fix Your Attitude (Kylo Ren x Reader)
!!PLEASE READ WARNINGS BEFORE READING!!You're an engineer, stationed at Starkiller. You're desperate for recognition in your career, but issues with your assignment (spoiler alert: it's the Command Shuttle) end up making you the clean-up crew, instead. Your annoyance with Kylo Ren lands you into some hot water. How many messes is he going to make you responsible for?(Previously posted on Tumblr and AO3, uploaded to Wattpad per request! Cover by @im_an_emo_bitch_13.)Warnings: This is a very smut-heavy fanfic. Please don't read if you're uncomfortable with that.Seriously. There is smut almost every other chapter. I wrote it with the express intention to feature a ton of smut. It is deliberately like this. Do not go in expecting anything different.Tags on AO3 include:Force ChokeDubious ConsentDom!Kylo Rensub!ReaderVerbal HumiliationFace-FuckingSmutDirty TalkMasturbationInappropriate Use of the ForceKeep the Mask OnFingerfuckingUnsanitary Sex LocationWatch me make up a bunch of stuff about engineeringNaked Female Clothed MaleInappropriate use of a LightsaberCum EatingVoyeurismJoin me in my descent to the depths of HellBloodplayChokingViolent SexMy soul's value decreases with every chapterOrgasm Delay/DenialReader-chan makes poor decisionsCome for the fucking--stay for the feelsNow Post-TFA!sub!Kylo RenPraise KinkCrylo Renashgate 2k16Overhyped and CringeworthyThe My Immortal of Generation ZSpecific warnings:Ch 14: dub-con, violence, choking, bloodplay(ish), forced orgasm, lack of aftercare.Ch 26: so much bloodplay, wound stuff, slapping, spitting, humiliation, delayed & ruined orgasm.Ch 31: death, sexual assaultCh 36: violence, choking, ash pit sex
8 187

