"hey hey theo!"

"yeah, it's a nickname. my full name is isabella marie maine."

"uh-huh. how about you? is your name theo, or is it a nickname?"

"huh. so why do you work at a bakery?"

"hey, do you want to play a game?"

"alright, the rules are that you can't say yes or no. and no slang like, yeah or yup or nah or nope. got it?"

"haha alright. let's play."

"bella."

"what you hear is correct."

"sometimes, of course."

"that's rude."

"wait, you're at work right now?"

"..."

"oh my jesus, yeah you did! i win! yay!"

"i know."

"get reminded everyday mate."

"maybe i am."

"yeah, i'm not an australian koala, so i don't really meet the koala-fications."

"if i'm so bad, what's my PUN-ishment?"

"ugh!"