"Who is this?"

"Who is this?"

"What do you want?"

"Stress relief? Is this a joke?!"

"That's what psychologist is for, now stop texting this number."

"And you think texting a stranger will?!"

"Who gave you this number?!"

"And you thought it would work?"

"Are you crazy? What makes you think I'll do it? Are you an idiot?"

"You must be crazy, you must be, who would do something like this?"

"You have to be crazy, do you seriously not know who your texting?!"

"And what if I say no?"

"Your weird....."

"Agh!!!! Why am I doing this?!"

"I feel like an idiot for doing this.....I suppose you want me to add you in my contacts?"

"I'll put you in as Weirdo."

"And that's all you wanted? Stress relief?"

"Are you that stressed?"

"Sorry to hear that....listen, I have a busy schedule tonight, can this stress relief wait until tomorrow?"

"Weirdo."

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End of session five.