《Here She Goes (Nishinoya x Reader)》Good Morning and Good Riddance
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~Noya's POV~
"Helloooooo," Y/N exclaimed as she barged into the room in the office where Tanaka and I sat.
"Y/N!" I exclaimed, leaping up and planting a quick kiss on her lips as Tanaka let out an annoyed groan.
"Hey! No PDA in my office!" he demanded as Y/N smirked at him.
"Oh, you mean like this?" she asked, turning and shoving her lips back onto mine.
"OKAY OKAY STOPPPP! I'M GOING TOO GAUGE MY EYES OUT!" Tanaka exclaimed as I smirked, deepening the kiss until he gave in.
"Oops," I snickered, returning too my seat.
"You're a new man Noya," Tanaka sighed dramatically as Y/N took the seat next to me.
"Hey! You signed up for this," Y/N shot back at him,
"Nuh uh, I simply made bets on your love life. I never signed anything," he retorted, crossing his arms as the VP came into the room.
"Ah, good morning you three. I'll make this quick since classes are starting soon," he began, placing a sheet of paper on the desk in front of us.
"Here's a rough script so you know what you're supposed to be talking about. Speak slowly and clearly and PLEASE do not say anything inappropriate. Got that?" he asked as we nodded, each grabbing a sheet of paper.
"So, are we allowed to add in our own little lines?"
Y/N asked hopefully, a mischievous twinkle in her eye.
"Yes, as long as they're appropriate. You may begin any time after the bell rings," he explained, glancing too the clock.
"Yes sir!" we exclaimed, saluting as he sighed and walked out of the room, mumbling something under his breath.
"Wait! Why does Tanaka have more lines then me?" I exclaimed, briefly reading over the script.
"Because I'm cooler, duh," he smirked, leaning over as Y/N reached up and ruffled my hair.
"Don't worry shorty! You'll do great either way!" she exclaimed, grabbing the microphone from the desk as the bell rang.
"Oh no, Y/N has the first line," Tanaka snickered, looking at his paper.
"Well duh! If the people heard your voice first they'd stop listening," she teased as I tried too stifle my laughs.
"Nuh uh! I'm very popular with the ladies!" he exclaimed.
"Oh yes, I'm sure Kiyoko will be VERY interested in what you have to say," I snickered as he crossed his arms and looked away.
"I'm sure once she see's how cool and popular I am, she'll come running just how I've always imagined," he sighed happily as Y/N and I burst out laughing.
"Yea, okay cool guy. We'll let the people decide," she laughed, reaching for the microphone and switching it on.
"Good morning and good riddance ladies and gents," she began as Tanaka and I tried too cover our laughs.
"This is your favourite second year Y/N L/N and I'm here too kick off these morning announcements, but first," she said slyly, eying Tanaka. "You see, me and my friends are in a little predicament. Tanaka here thinks he has a real good chance with the ladies but Nishinoya and I disagree."
"Hey! Why wouldn't I be popular with the ladies?" he asked in an offended tone as I leaned over too the microphone.
"Sorry about that folks, he's in denial," I snickered, covering his mouth as he tried too rebuttal.
"Anyways, if you're a lady here at Karasuno and think that Ryūnosuke Tanaka is a cutie pie then stop by the gym today after school. That way we'll be able too settle this once and for all," she exclaimed as I burst out laughing, only stopping when I felt something wet against my palm.
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"AGH, GET IT OFF! HE JUST LICKED ME I REPEAT RYU JUST LICKED ME!" I screeched, wiping my hand against the piece of paper.
"YOU HEARD HIM LADIES! COME AND GET IT!" she cackled as heavy footsteps could be heard coming towards the office.
"Y/N! TANAKA! NISHINOYA! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" the VP demanded as he burst through the door, fuming with anger.
"HEY! We didn't say anything inappropriate!" Y/N exclaimed as she held her hands up in defence.
"Just follow the script or I'm replacing you with Hinata," he sighed, slamming the door.
"Sorry about that folks, let's get back on track," Tanaka announced as he snatched the mic.
"Looks like the art club is having an exhibit this weekend so make sure you drop on by! Maybe you'll see something inspired by Y/N's idol Davinki," he snickered as Y/N sat up.
"YES! Stan Davinki for clear skin!" she laughed into the mic.
"Hey! My turn, stop hogging the spot light!" I exclaimed as I grabbed the microphone and looked down at my paper.
However, when I wiped Tanaka's spit on it, the ink was smudged. I now had no idea what it said so I simply crumpled it into a ball and threw it at Tanakas head.
"Well it appears my script has gone a-wall so I'm going to improvise. If you don't find Tanaka attractive then come too the gym anyways and see my amazing rolling thunder in action!" I exclaimed happily as Tanaka burst out laughing.
"OKAY, NOW NO ONE IS GOING TOO SHOW UP!" he snickered as I slapped his head.
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS, HINATAS CALLING!" Y/N interrupted as she held up her phone, "Folks, let's see what my favourite ginger is up too!"
She quickly answered the call, putting Hinata on speaker as his yells towards Kageyama echoed over the intercom.
"Hello? Ginger? You're on speaker!" she exclaimed.
"Y/N? Hi! I have something very important too ask!" Hinata exclaimed through the speaker.
"Oh yea? What's that ginger?" she asked.
"I heard the VP say if you guys mess up then I get too do your job so could you guys do what you do best and say something stupid?" he asked hopefully as she scoffed in an offended tone.
"NO HINATA WE CANNOT! Well, we'll probably say something stupid regardless but I plan on making this last a solid week," she scoffed as Hinata let out a long whine.
"Aww man! It sounds like so much funnn," he groaned as the voice of Kageyama rang through the phone.
"Boke Hinata boke!" he exclaimed as my phone also started ringing.
"GUYS! IT'S DAICHIIII!" I gasped, throwing my phone on the table.
"ALRIGHT VIEWERS WE HAVE A CODE RED SITUATION I REPEAT A CODE RED SITUATION!" Tanaka exclaimed as he grabbed the phone, hesitantly answering it.
"I'M GONNA GO NOW!" Hinata exclaimed, hanging up on Y/N.
"Nishinoya, hello? It's Daichi, but, you already know that," he sighed as we put the phone on speaker.
"Yea, hi Daichi..." I mumbled sheepishly.
"I just want too say, at practice you're doing ten flying laps. That includes you Y/N," he declared as we all let out a groan.
"The captain of the boys volleyball team ladies and gents!" Y/N exclaimed as she began applauding Daichi.
"Y/N? Nishinoya? Tanaka?" another voice chimed in through the phone.
"SUGA! SAVE US!" I exclaimed, leaning closer to the phone.
"I'm sorry but I can't. Although I do want too say that I'm glad you're getting more involved with school activities!" he exclaimed as we each smiled happily.
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"Thanks Suga it means al-"
"Suga! Don't encourage him!" Daichi interrupted as Tanaka went too thank him.
"Isn't it a good thing they're getting involved in school activities?" Suga exclaimed in defence.
"Yes but is this really the way too do it? Oh, and Hinata! I know you hung up but you can still hear me. You're doing the laps as well," he instructed as the door flung open once again and the VP appeared.
"Alright, that's enough for today. Please go too class while I wrap this up," he sighed as we nodded, grabbing our things and standing.
"BYE GUYS! TALK TOO YOU TOMORROW!" Y/N called as we exited the room, her voice over the intercom growing quieter the further away we got.
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~Y/N POV~
"Aw man, that was so fun! I cant wait for tomorrow!" I cheered, skipping down the empty halls towards our classroom.
"You sound like Hinata right now," Tanaka snickered as I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Hey! We only get too continue this if we survive Daichi!" Noya reminded us as I stopped in my tracks and groaned.
"I forgot about thattt," I whined as Noya crept up behind me and pushed me forwards.
"Hey, I thought you liked doing receives!" he exclaimed, shoving me towards our classroom.
"I like doing receives, not getting yelled at by Dadchi," I groaned as we reached the room.
"Well, we have too survive miss first," Tanaka shuddered, pointing too the room.
"It's like the final battle in TV shoes when all the villains gang up against the hero's!" I exclaimed, throwing the door open as everyone looked our way.
"Hey! They're here!" Mako exclaimed as he leapt up, rushing towards us.
"You guys were hilarious!" someone else shouted as the entire class started to clap.
"Hah! The gym's gonna be overrun today."
"Nuh uh, I can't go in there," I shuddered as we approached the gym.
"Neither can I. How am I supposed to get the ladies attention if I'm dead!" Tanaka exclaimed in agreement.
"C'mon! Since when are you two such wimps?" Noya snickered as he shoved us towards the gym.
"Hey' I'm not a wimp! Daichi just holds too much power!" I said sternly as I crossed my arms.
"Then just dive away from him!" he said happily as Tanaka raised an eyebrow.
"You were terrified of Daichi earlier, what changed?" he asked slyly.
"I wanna show everyone my rolling thunder!" he exclaimed, pointing too the few students which were starting to exit the buildings. We'd left class a few minutes early, hoping too avoid Daichi and any people who might've actually showed up.
"You're so adorable," I cooed, giving him puppy dog eyes and squishing his cheeks as he started too blush madly.
"Ewww, now Daichi is the second most feared thing in my life," Tanaka gagged as he ran into the gym.
"Heh, come on, if we leave him alone he'll make things worse then they already are!" Noya exclaimed in a flustered tone as he grabbed my hand and pulled me into the gym.
"AGHHHH! WHY ARE YOU ALREADY HERE?" I exclaimed, seeing a very angry Daichi in the middle of the gym.
"WAIT, WHERES TANAKA? DID THEY ALREADY GET TOO HIM?" Noya shreiked as he looked around the gym.
"NOOOO! WHY CAILLOU WHY?" I gasped, falling too my knees as Daichi glared and pointed to the railing. I looked over to see Tanaka huddled up on the balcony, snickering at our reaction.
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" I asked, offended.
"You," he laughed, clutching his stomach.
"Alright, who wants a nerf gun?" I asked, pulling my bag off my shoulder and grabbing a couple small pistols from the front pouch.
"Nope," Daichi said simply, walking up and grabbing them from my hands.
"Ugh, not this again," I whined as the final bell rang.
"OOOO! MY FANS SHOULD BE HERE SOON!" Tanaka exclaimed excitedly as he stood up, leaning against the railing.
"If people actually show up here, you're doing the laps in front of them," Daichi announced as a scared Hinata crept into the gym from the opposing entrance.
"OI! GINGER! If we're getting scolded then so are you!" I called as he froze in place, earning a glare from Daichi.
"Why? I didn't even do anything!" he exclaimed in defence as the other first years made their way into the gym.
"Oh look, the circus has come to town," Tsukkishima snickered as Hinata looked up at him and glared.
"What's it to you, you four eyed butt wad!" he exclaimed as Tsukki sighed and set his bag down.
"Good grief," Suga sighed, shaking his head as Yachi came tearing into the gym.
"AHHHH Y/N HELP MEEEE!" she shrieked, hiding behind me and looking at the door which she entered through.
"YACHI? WHAT'S WRONG?" I asked as she whimpered and pointed too the door.
"T-they're coming!" she exclaimed as a group of students appeared at the door, mostly girls for whatever reason.
"WOAHHH! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!" I laughed as Daichi sighed placing a hand on his forehead as the group continued to grow.
"Of course it did! I'm here," Tanaka said smugly as he winked at one of the girls.
"Pssh, keep dreaming," Noya snickered as Tanaka sent him a glare.
"Woaaahhh, Tanaka! You're so popular!" Hinata exclaimed, bowing multiple times before his upperclassman.
"That's right Hinata! Respect your superior," Tanaka cackled as he crossed his arms and posed.
"Alright! Now that you have an audience, start your laps," Daichi demanded as the four of us sulked, and Tanaka stubbornly climbed down from his place on the balcony.
"Ready? Go!"
With that, the four of us began diving along the floor, attracting more attention then before as students began too film our shenanigans.
"WEEEE!" I exclaimed as I went sliding past Hinata.
"Rolling THUNDER!" Noya cheered as he did his signature move, attracting attention from a group of girls who I immediately shot a glare at.
"HEY! That's my boyfriend!" I shouted at them as they immediately backed away.
"Y/N! Get back to your laps!" Daichi called as I sighed and continued too dive along the floor.
This lasted a few minutes until we finally completed the laps, each collapsing on the floor in a heap of exhaustion as a very pleased Daichi appeared above us.
"Perfect! Once you catch your breath, please get rid of your fans," he said happily, walking away too help Asahi and Ennoshita set up the nets.
"Yall heard the scary man! Get out!" I exclaimed too the people at the doors.
"Listen too the girl! Trust me, she's scary," Tanaka heaved in agreement as the groups started too thin out.
"Move it people!" I instructed, pulling myself up and shooing away the final bystanders as a very confused Kiyoko entered the gym.
"What on earth was that?" she asked as Tanakas eyes got huge and he rushed towards her.
"KIYOKO! Looking radiant as ever my dear!" he exclaimed as she stepped too the side, allowing him too crash into the wall.
"Hah! Nice one Kiyoko!" I cheered as she looked out the door at the students who were leaving the gym.
"You were behind that, weren't you?"
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