~Y/N POV~

"Wait, what did she just say?" I asked, returning too the real world after spacing out for most of fourth period.

"I have no idea," Noya sighed, shaking his head as he continued too scribble random things onto his worksheet.

"Uhm, I think something about Europe. I don't know I'm not very good at geology," Tanaka groaned as I started at him, a disappointed look on my face.

"Geology?" I questioned as he looked up.

"Yea, like where countries are located and stuff," he explained as if I was the stupid one.

"Baldy, I hate too burst your bubble but that's GEOGRAPHY," I exclaimed, hitting the back of his head.

"Wait, then whats geology?" he asked, stunned while Noya and I snickered at his stupidity.

"The study of rocks! Like the one that's replacing your brain!" I scolded as he stared blankly ahead, trying too process this information.

"And you call us stupid," Noya teased as Tanaka stuck his tongue out and sighed.

"Meh, at least I'm passing this class," he bragged as I scoffed and crossed my arms.

"So am I! I have a 58!" I exclaimed as his eyes widened.

"But you NEVER pay attention and half the time you're in the principals office. How are you passing?" he asked as I smirked and pointed to my head.

"Guess I'm just naturally gifted," I sighed, looking back too the ✨nonsense✨ on the board.

"I looked away for five minutes, how could she have gone over so much!" Noya exclaimed as he stared blankly at the board.

"She's obviously a robot created by an alien species who plans to overthrow the earth, how do you not see it?" I asked completely seriously as he just looked between the board and I.

"I mean that would explain why she always manages to catch us mid-chaos," he thought out loud, nodding his head.

"I always thought she looked inhuman," Tanaka sighed in agreement.

"Tanaka, Nishinoya, Y/N, are you paying attention?" miss asked suddenly, crossing her arms and looking back at us.

"Of course we are!" I exclaimed, sitting up in my chair and smiling sweetly at her.

"Alright, who can tell me what topic we're discussing?" she asked as the three of us froze, eyes immediately darting too the board.

"Samurais!"

"Gravity!"

"Gordon Ramsey!"

...

"DID YOU JUST SAY GORDON RAMSEY?" Tanaka burst out laughing as I slammed my head against my desk.

"WHY WOULD WE BE STUDYING GORDON RAMSEY IN PHYSICS?" Noya cackled as Tanaka looked at him.

"I thought this was history class!" he exclaimed.

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF ME WHEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CLASS THIS IS?" I yelled, lifting my head and glaring at the two.

"Pssh, do you know what class this is?" Tanaka asked smugly as I thought for a moment.

"Angry english chef studies?" I asked hopefully as the two burst out laughing once again.

"Y/N! TANAKA! NISHNOYA! TOO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!" miss exclaimed as we wiped tears from our eyes.

"Aw man, I was just there this morning," I whined, shoving my things into my bag and throwing it over my shoulder.

"Then you can go make sure nothings changed since you left."

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"Gordon Ramsey? GORDON RAMSEY?" Tanaka continued too ask as we dragged ourselves down the hallway towards the staircase.

"What! He's hilarious!" I exclaimed, slapping him in the back of the head as we reached the stairwell.

"Let me guess, you want to be just like him when you grow up?" Noya smirked as I nodded, sitting on the railing and sliding down it.

"Of course! He's epic!" I decided, flying off the edge of the railing and sliding out into the first year hallway.

"Y/N!" Hinata exclaimed as I nearly crashed into him.

"HIYA GINGER!" I called back, steadying myself as Noya and Tanaka followed me out the stairwell.

"Wait, did you guys get sent too the principals office again?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Pssh, of course not! We're simply going on a little adventure and our destination just so happens to be the office," I exclaimed, rubbing the back of my neck.

"Hey! If you hadn't said we were studying Gordon Ramsey then maybe we wouldn't be going on this adventure in the first place," Tanaka scoffed as I stuck my tongue out.

"I'd rather study Gordon Ramsey then Samurais," Noya teased, punching his friend in the shoulder.

"So...what class were you in?" Hinata asked as we continued too bicker.

"History!"

"Physics!"

"Angry English chef studies!"

"ANGRY ENGLISH MAN STUDIES IS NOT A THING!" Tanaka cackled as he clutched his stomach.

"WELL IT SHOULD BE!" I retorted as a teacher poked her head out the door.

"Hinata! Are these your friends? Please have them quiet down!" she exclaimed as the three of us deadpanned, and Hinata nodded while trying to hold back his giggles.

"Yes ma'am!" he exclaimed as the teacher nodded her head and disappeared back inside the classroom.

"Welp, that's our cue! See ya ginger!" I cheered, poking his head and skipping towards the office with Tanaka and Noya following closely behind.

"Bye Hinata!"

"Bye Shoyoooo!" I heard them call as I rounded the corner, not even pausing before I bursted through the office door.

"HELLOOOOO!" I exclaimed, skipping inside as the secretary looked up and sighed, rubbing the bridge of her nose.

"Y/N, it's only been a few hours, why are you here?" she asked, probably already knowing the answer.

"I don't really know but apparently it's inappropriate to ask if we were studying Gordon Ramsey in class," I shrugged as the boys came wandering in.

"Ah, there's more. Go on," she motioned too the spare room as we nodded and walked in it.

"Hurry up, I don't want Daichi too catch us in here," Tanaka shuddered as I stared at the blank piece of paper in front of me.

"Pssh, you try writing an apology for not doing anything wrong," I scoffed, crossing my arms.

"Uhm, I just did," he said smugly, holding up his piece of paper.

"Yea, yea, whatever," I sighed, scribbling a small drawing in the corner of the page.

"At least you only have three scrapped letters this time," Noya snickered as he picked up a crumpled piece of paper.

"Dear Miss,

Despite Tanaka's stupidity, hearing him talk about gravity gives me some ideas. Maybe you should work against it so my grades will stop dropping! And then we could actually study Gordon Ramsey! Just a thought, xoxo,

Y/N," he read allowed as Tanaka burst out laughing.

"EVEN I KNOW THATS NOT HOW GRAVITY WORKS!" he cackled as I groaned and rested my head in my hands.

"Just say you're sorry for interrupting again! But, no puns this time," Noya snickered as I nodded and looked at the paper.

"Dear Miss,

I'm terribly sorry for interrupting your class. However, I do wish we could watch Master Chef every once in awhile! Maybe then I'd be able too pay attention in your class!

Y/N L/ N," I read out loud as the boys shook their heads.

"Well, it's the best it'll get huh," Tanaka snickered as I nodded my head and folded up the note.

"Ahem," someone cleared their voice, and I turned too see the VP standing in the doorway.

"AH! THE DEVIL!" I shrieked, hiding behind Noya as he smiled sheepishly at the VP.

"Hi Mister, long time no see," he mumbled as the VP narrowed his eyes.

"Nishinoya, Tanaka, L/N, do you have a moment?" he asked as the three of us paused and looked between each other.

"Uh, yes," I stammered, unsure of what he would say. Were we in trouble? Most likely. But what was going to happen?

"Alright, I obviously know why you're here so what I'm about to say may come as a shock too you" he began as Noya gripped my hand. I'd heard something about him being suspended previously, and after that he avoided the VP at all costs.

"I need your assistance."

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when the vp talks too us without getting us in trouble🧍🏼‍♂️

I DO MY LIL DANCEY DANCE💃🏽💃🏽

YEA BABY🕺🏽🕺🏽

did we cross over into an alternate universe?

C'mon dude! We're not that bad!

I'M SO PROUD OF MY LIL SIS

THANKS BROTHA

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"So, I'm not having a nightmare, right?" I asked as Noya, Tanaka and I laid in the stairwell.

"If you are having a nightmare then I'm the knight in shining armour who will save you!" Noya exclaimed as he tilted his head and smirked at me.

"Pssh, I'd like too suffer without you two flirting," Tanaka scoffed as he lifted his head and looked at us.

"Hey! You're suffering either way!" I shot back as he groaned and set his head down.

*flashback*

"YOU need OUR assistance?" I gasped as he nodded his head.

"Yes. You see, we're starting something new here at Karasuno. It's kind of like a school spirit booster, and a way too get students more involved!" the VP exclaimed as we looked between each other.

"Am I dreaming?" Noya asked as he looked around the room, and the VP sent a glare his way.

"No, this is for real. We were hoping you three would be able to initiate it," he explained.

"Who is this 'we' you keep referring too?" I asked slyly, raising an eyebrow.

"Actually, it was Takeda who suggested you three do it. He says you're very enthusiastic at practices and games, and your teacher actually wound up agreeing."

TAKEEEEEE MY DUDE WHYYYYYY

"So, what is it exactly that we'd be doing?" Tanaka asked suspiciously.

"Sort of like a little pep talk over the intercom in the mornings, and we'd also like you too help out with school spirit days and pep rallies," the VP continued to explain.

"Hmm, you'll have to talk too my manager," I thought out loud, tapping my chin as both the boys sighed.

"Y/N, you ARE the manager," Noya snickered.

"Oh yeaaaaa," I smiled, dragging out my words.

"So, what do you say?" the VP asked hopefully as I turned too look at the boys.

"Give us a moment to discuss the circumstances," Tanaka said seriously as he marched too the back corner of the room.

"Alright, what do we say boys?" I asked sternly as they each plastered their faces with determined looks.

"I do believe it would boost our likability, plus Daichi couldn't yell at us for being late too morning practices. What say you?" Tanaka asked, turning too Noya.

"I do agree that it would be great too get away from the father figure. It could also give us a valid excuse for always showing up too class late. And the lady?" Noya continued as I crossed my arms and thought.

"Personally I've never been this committed to anything in my life, but if I could get on rug heads good side then perhaps my suspension risk could be lowered. I'm in," I decided as both the boys smirked and nodded.

We turned around, marching towards the VP and standing in a line, each with our hands on our hips.

"We're in."

*end of flashback*

"Why did we agree too this! I'm going to say something stupid over the intercoms and get yelled at," I groaned as I dragged my hand down my face.

"Hey! You said yourself that our suspension risks could be lowered if we got on the VP's good side!" Noya exclaimed as I nodded hesitantly.

"Just wait till Daichi finds out we get too cast our humour over the whole school," Tanaka snickered, probably picturing Daichi's shocked face in his mind.

"He's going to give us a whole lecture about being positive, isnt he?" I asked as both the boys nodded.

"WAIT DAICHI! WHAT TIME IS IT?" Noya suddenly gasped as I pulled my phone out and looked at the time.

"SHIT, PRACTICE STARTED 10 MINUTES AGO!"

-

"WE'RE NOT DEAD I PROMISE!" I exclaimed as we burst into the gym, and I placed my hands on my knees as I tried too catch my breath.

"Great," Tsukkishima sighed sarcastically as I sent a glare his way, getting interrupted by a fuming Daichi who stepped between us.

"AGH! THIS IS IT! MY TIME AS COME!" I whispered as I hid behind Noya.

"PLEASE DON'T MURDER US!" he begged as Daichi sighed and walked towards us.

"Where have you three been?" he demanded as we froze, looking up at the captain.

"Y/N THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING GORDON RAMSEY IN CLASS AND GOT US SENT TOO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TOO WRITE IN OUR APOLOGIES SO WE GOT STUCK THERE AND THEN THE VP FOUND US AND SAID HE NEEDED OUR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND THEN-"

"TANAKA SHUT UP! YOU'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH!" I whined, grabbing his collar and shaking him back and forth.

"YEA, WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS ENTIRELY Y/N'S FAULT? YOU THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING SAMURAI!" Noya exclaimed, hitting Tanaka in the back of the head.

"SAYS THE GUY WHO THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING GRAVITY!" baldy shot back as I groaned and collapsed on the floor.

"Wake me up once this is over," I sighed, hearing snickers coming from the first years.

"Y/N, why would you be studying Gordon Ramsey in class?" Suga asked calmly as Daichi face palmed at our stupidity.

"Why wouldn't we!" I exclaimed, titling my head back to look up at him.

"Good grief, just get- wait a second, what did the Vice Principal need your help with?" he asked, raising an eyebrow as I lifted my head to look at the boys.

"NOTHING!" we exclaimed in unison.