《Here She Goes (Nishinoya x Reader)》I'm Stupid Do Me!
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~Y/N POV~
It was now late in the evening, probably around 11 pm. Noya and I may or may not have begged my mom to let him spend the night, which she reluctantly agreed to.
Although she did tell him not to try any funny business since she's, and I quote, "not in the mood for a grandchild tonight."
TONIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN???
N e ways, the mother in question has already gone too bed, and Noya and I are sitting on the kitchen floor watching the timer countdown.
Did we just spend an hour trying to make brownies from scratch? Yes. Did we mess up and use the premade mix instead? Yes. It's not our fault we don't know how to measure flour on a scale! These are the things they should teach us in school instead of math or science.
"It smells so gooood," I cooed, pressing my face too the glass as I stared down the brownies.
"Can we just eat it nowww?" Noya asked hopefully as I pulled my face back and shook my head.
"Nope, you'll get that egg poisoning," I exclaimed as he cocked his head.
"Egg poisoning?" he asked as I wracked my brain for the word.
"Yea! The stuff in eggs that makes you sick if you don't cook it away!" I explained as he put a finger to his chin and thought.
"I think I know what that is," he thought out loud, narrowing his eyes.
"Gagh! What's it called?" I asked, repeatedly slapping my head over and over. "Stupid fucking dinosaur!"
"Sam...sam...samosa!" Noya exclaimed as I shook my head.
"No, that's not it," I sighed.
"Samsung!" he said excitedly as I flicked his forehead.
"That's a phone company you pickle!" I grumbled, diving back into thought as he started at me.
"Did you just call me a pickle?"
"Pssh, of course not!"
"Are you sure?"
"Hey, I bet Daichi will know!" I exclaimed, changing the subject as he smiled and shook his head.
DAICHIIII
WHATS THE NAME OF
THAT EGG POSION
YK THE ONE THAT MAKES
YOU SICKYYYY
Salmonella...
Aren't you in a biology class?
I am? 👁👄👁
I mean
I AM!
go to bed
no❤️
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"SALMONELLA!" I exclaimed as Noyas eyes lit up.
"OH YEAAAAA!" he cheered as I looked at my phone.
"Hey, Noya? Did you know we're in a biology class?" I asked as he thought for a moment.
"We are?" he asked, clearly unaware of the fact as well.
"According to Daichi!" I exclaimed, pointing too the messages.
"Maybe that's the class we always take a nap in!" he thought out loud as I nodded in agreement.
"That would make sense," I nodded as the timer went off, and I eagerly scrambled up. I shoved the oven mitts on my hands and pulled the tray out of the oven, setting it down and swatting Noyas hand away.
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"Oi! You'll burn yourself!" I warned as he pouted and gave me his infamous puppy dog eyes.
"But then I could have a transformer band aid too match yours!" he exclaimed, pointing too my scraped up leg.
"We would rock those bandaids," I said seriously, placing the brownies in the fridge too make them cool faster.
"We would," he nodded in agreement as I dropped the oven mitts on the table and looked around.
"I feel like doing something stupid," I announced as Noya got a sly smirk on his face.
"I'm stupid, do me!" he exclaimed as I felt my cheeks flush a gentle pink which he thankfully couldn't see due to the fact that we couldn't be bothered to turn the lights on.
"I think I'll pass," I teased as he wiped a fake tear and grabbed my hands.
"How could you do such a thing!" he gasped as I let go of one of his hands and reached up too ruffle his soft hair around.
"Technically I'm not doing anything OR anyone," I snickered as he let out a long sigh.
"Touché."
"NO, NOYA YOU HAVE TO GO BACK! DON'T WIMP OUT!" I exclaimed, shaking his shoulders as I stared at the computer screen.
"I'm not wimping out! Those guys are way bigger then me and I'll get eaten for sure!" he wailed, moving the mouse around.
It was now late in the night, or early in the morning depending on how you look at it. Probably around 2:30am. Noya sat at my desk playing Agar.io while I stood behind him, acting as his emotional support girlfriend/cheerleader/coach.
What can I say, I'm a woman of many talents.
"WOAAAAH! That guys bigger then my dick!" I cackled as he barely dodged a large orange blob on the screen.
"Pfft, no way he's bigger then mine," he snickered as I raised my eyebrows.
"Oh ma gawd he went there," I sighed dramatically, flopping on the floor as Noya laughed at my reaction.
"Y/N get up! I need support!" he exclaimed, the sound of the mouse being dragged along the desk in the background.
"Bitch I'm up...THE FUCK?" I gasped, seeing that Noya had nearly tripled his bubble in size in the thirty seconds I'd been laying on the ground.
"HOW YOU DONE DID THAT?" I asked, shaking him back and forth as he ate up a bunch of smaller players.
"I'm the best at this game, that's how!" he exclaimed, once again discovering the bigger player who'd attacked him earlier.
"OH MY GOD IT'S YOUR ENEMY! THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED! ITS TIME FOR THE FINAL BATTLE!" I declared, realizing that Noya now had the bigger bubble.
"AWW YEA! GET BACK HERE MAN, I WANNA CRUSH YOU!" he snickered, chasing after the other player.
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"COME ON NOYA! SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!" I cheered as he started too close in on the bigger player.
"YOU'RE MINE NOW!" he declared, almost completely closing in on his nemesis as another fairly large player appeared in front of them.
"NOYA RUN! HE'S GOING TO EAT THAT GUY AND GET YOUUUU!" I shrieked as he moved the mouse around as the other player swallowed both Noya and the new enemy in one play, ending Noya's incredible game.
"NOOOOOO!" he sobbed, leaning back in the chair and looking up at the LED lights on my wall.
"YOU DID SO GOOD!" I exclaimed as he rolled off the chair, laying down on the floor.
"BUT I LOST! TOO HIM!" he whined, pointing too the screen where the player who'd just eaten him hovered.
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER! YOUR TRIED SO HARD! AND GOT SO FAR!" I exclaimed, breaking into song per usual.
"BUT IN THE END! IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER!" he finished, pouting and looking up at me as I smiled brightly.
"Whats so funny?" he asked as I sat down on the floor next to him.
"Nothinggg."
"You wanna have a dance party, don't you?"
"YES!" I exclaimed as he eagerly sat up, and I opened the music app.
"Play hey soul sister!" he demanded as I eagerly scrolled down till I found the song. (if you don't like this song please stfu, ty😃)
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Your lipstick stains, on the front lobe of my left side brain!" we sang, still laying on the floor as the music hummed through the air.
"I knew I wouldn't forget you! And so I went and let you blow my mind!" I sang, tilting my head too look at him.
His brown eyes appeared almost a red beneath the purple lighting, and his hair fell messily over his face. He wore a plain t-shirt and black exercise shorts, and crew socks which we may or may not have used for a sliding competition😗✌🏼
"Hey soul sister! Ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair you know," he sang, not breaking eye contact as I smiled widely.
"Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you doooooo! Tonight," I sang, joining in on the chorus as we both sat up.
"Hey! Heeeeey! Heeeey! Hey!" we sang out loud, holding our hands too our mouths like microphones.
Here we are, just two kids madly in love sitting on a bedroom floor at 2 am, singing out loud without a care in the world. God it feels amazing.
"I wanna choose the next song," I exclaimed, crawling on my knees towards the desk and picking up my phone.
I scrolled through it until I found one of the songs we played at camp, smiling as the tune started too play.
"All I wanna get is, a little bit closer!" I sung out loud, turning too see Noya smiling giddily at me like a small child.
"All I wanna know is, can you come a little closer?" we sang together as I crawled back over too him.
"The doors are open and the wind is really blowing! The night sky is changing overhead!" I sang as he pulled me up, holding my hands and dancing the way we did that night at camp.
"IT'S NOT, JUST ALL PHYSICAL! I'M THE TYPE WHO WONT GET OH SO CRITICAL! SO, LET'S, MAKE THINGS PHYSICAL! I WON'T TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE OH SO TYPICAL!" we nearly screamed as we swung each other back and forth, eyes locked with one another's.
"I want you close I want you!" I continued as Noya slowly trailed off, pausing his step as he stared at me. I shrugged it off and continued to dance around the room, my hair flying everywhere and his hoodie laying over my torso.
"All I wanna know is, can you come a little closer?" I finished, hopping onto my bed and posing as the tune died out.
"Just when I thought you couldn't get any better," he laughed as I blushed slightly, flopping down on my bed and turning my head too look up at him.
"What? Is that? No, it couldn't be! Nishinoya, are you flustered?" I teased, seeing the blush on his face even beneath the coloured lights.
"Of course not! That would be ridiculous!" he exclaimed, crossing his arms and turning his face away as I burst out laughing.
"Come here, I'm tired," I yawned as he looked back towards me, his usual cheesy grin appearing on his face.
"Doesn't take much too tire you out, huh?" he asked grabbing my phone and carrying it over too the bed before leaning down and hugging me.
"Meh, just a pan of brownies, 20 games of Agar.io and a short dance party," I smiled into the crook of his neck as he laid down on top of me.
"Yea, that's all," he laughed as I opened my phone, dimming the lights with the LED light app.
"Mhm, goodnight," I mumbled, tossing my phone too the side as Noya relaxed into the bed, hugging me as I wrapped my arms around his neck and shut my eyes.
"I love you," he mumbled, making my heart flutter at his suddenly sleepy voice.
"I love you too."
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