~Y/N POV~

"I smell like lysolllll," I whined as I tossed a dirty rag into the bucket.

"You can still smell? The bleach washed away my senses hours ago," Tanaka sighed as he wiped down one of the desks.

"Yea, well maybe if you hadn't gotten so competitive when you lost in the Kahoot then we wouldn't be here!" Noya exclaimed as he stood on a chair to wipe the top half of the chalk board.

"Excuse me! I totally won!" Tanaka exclaimed as I scoffed and crossed my arms.

"Nuh uh! If you hadn't thrown my phone across the room then I would've won!" I retorted as he simply waved me away.

"Yea, yea, it's your fault for teaming up with Noya and working against me!" he whined as I snickered and flicked his head.

"Pssh, maybe you shouldn't have shoved your hand in my face!" I shot back as he glared and looked up at Noya.

"OH NUH UH, DON'T TALK! YOU KISSED ME SO I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ONE OF THE QUESTIONS!" Noya exclaimed as I thought back and snickered too myself.

~6 hours earlier~

"TANAKA HOW ARE YOU AHEAD OF ME?" I shrieked as he moved into first place on the scoreboard.

"BECAUSE IM A GENIUS!" he cackled, holding his phone out of my reach as I tried to grab it.

"Y/N, Tanaka! Please keep it quiet!" miss exclaimed as I rested back in my chair and scowled.

"Fine," Tanaka sighed as he readied himself for the next question.

"ITS REDDDDDD!" I shrieked, tapping my fingers randomly on Tanaka's phone as the next question came up.

"SHUT UP YOU BASTARD! IT IS NOT!" he exclaimed, shoving his hand in my face and making me fall backwards onto Noya's lap.

"HEY HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!" Noya exclaimed as he wrapped his arms around me.

"HEY, SHE WAS ALL OVER ME JUST A SECOND AGO!"

"YEA BUT ALL I WAS DOING IS MESSING UP YOUR ANSWER!"

"UH HUH, AND HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU?" he snickered, pointing to my phone which was glowing a bright red.

"WHAT? NO I DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER!" I wailed as Tanaka reached over and high fived Noya.

"NICE ONE BRO!" Tanaka exclaimed as my mouth fell open.

"YOU HELPED HIM DISTRACT ME SO YOU COULD HIT THE WRONG ANSWER?" I gasped as Noya held his arms up in defence.

"HE MADE ME! I SWEAR!" Noya screamed as I swatted at his face.

"You are SOOOOO lucky you're cute," I grumbled as he snickered and grinned at me.

"You still love me thoughhhhh," he cooed as I rolled my eyes, glancing too the screen as the next countdown started.

"Yes, I do," I smirked, leaning towards him and placing my lips against his.

"EWWWWW, GET A ROOM!" Tanaka gagged as I smiled into the kiss, feeling Noya freeze beneath my touch. Just as he regained his composure and began leaning into the kiss, I pulled back and looked at the board, selecting the correct answer before he knew what was happening.

"GOTCHA BITCH!" I laughed as he stared straight ahead, a deep blush on his cheeks as Tanaka started to howl from laughter.

"Aw man! She got you there bro!" he cackled as I smiled and crossed my arms.

"I just had to get my revenge!" I exclaimed in defence.

I felt Noyas eyes on me before he looked down to his phone, tapping away on it as a message appeared on my screen.

🥰

Help me lower Tanaka's score

I looked up and nodded at him, waiting for the next countdown to begin. As the screen changed, I pointed out the window and gasped.

"LOOK! It's Kiyoko!" I exclaimed as Tanaka's eyes lit up and he lunged towards the window.

"WHERE? Where are you sweet mama?" he gushed as I grabbed his phone, selecting the wrong answer and high fiving Noya.

"Oh, what a shame it was just Asahi redoing his man bun," I snickered as Tanaka's face dropped, and he whirled around too face us.

"YOU BASTARD! GIVE ME THAT!" he exclaimed, lunging towards me as I leaned away, allowing him to fall face first on the ground.

"TANAKA! Get up!" miss yelled as she stood up and crossed her arms.

"I'M TRYINGGG!" he wailed, snatching his phone back and pulling himself back up onto his chair.

"You've just declared a war you didn't want to start," he grumbled as miss let out a a long sigh and started the next round.

"IT'S PURPLE!" I exclaimed as the options flashed up, and Tanaka immediately moved his fingers to tap.

"WAIT- PURPLE ISNT AN OPTION!" he whined as I burst out laughing, trying to decide which answer to go with.

"OKAY ITS GRE- HEY!"

clunk.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, Ryūnosuke Tanaka just threw my phone across the classroom.

"TANAKA YOU SHREK MOVIE REJECT WHAT THE FUCK!" I screamed as I dove across his lap, falling to the floor as I grabbed my phone,

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SHREK MOVIE REJECT?" he gasped in an offended tone as I snickered and tapped my phone.

"Yup. You're also a loser!" I teased, pointing too the scoreboard as I moved back into first place, and he fell below Noya into third.

"NOOOO WHAT?" he wailed as Noya burst out laughing.

"THATS RIGHT! FEEL OUR WRATH!" he declared as a shadow suddenly appeared over me, and I looked up too see miss giving me a Daichi level death glare.

"Y/N. Stand up."

"I'm sorry Y/N isn't here right now, please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!" I exclaimed, closing my eyes and pressing down on my nose as I made the sound affect.

"After school, the three of you are cleaning my classroom."

*end of flashback*

"Well at least I didn't tell miss to leave a message!" Tanaka snickered as I smiled and sat down on top of one of the desks.

"What! I didn't feel like dealing with her!" I exclaimed in defence as Noya hopped down from the chair and wandered over to me.

"Just wait till Daichi finds out about this! Then, miss will be the least of our problems," he snickered, sliding onto the desk with his back too mine.

"Oh my god he's gonna make me do my homework!" I whined, imagining the worst possible thing Daichi could do to us.

"Oh my god that would be torture!" Tanaka gasped as he leaned against the wall.

"It's not like we could actually do it! I still don't know how we got the top three places in that Kahoot," Noya sighed as I perked up.

"Hang on, how DID we get the top three spots?" I asked, shocked. We literally never play attention so how the hell did we come in first?

"You guys didn't see? Everyone stopped playing at the end so they could film us!" Tanaka exclaimed as I looked over to Noya, a shocked expression on each of our faces.

"NOOOOO WHAT IF THEY SEND IT TO DAICHIIII!" I wailed, crashing into Noyas back.

"I DON'T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK!" he continued as Tanaka slid down the wall.

"THIS IS IT! THE END!" he wailed, slumping on the floor as I set my phone up and took a picture.

Anyone know if Daichi has seen THE video? asking for a friend😃🤏🏼

what video...

- dw bout it👺

I SAW IT, YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS

Thank ya ginger🤠

THANKS SHOYOOOOO

I saw it.

I want the Backyardagins theme too play at my funeral.

I second that

I third that

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"We're fucked."

"So the Backyardigans theme?"

"Yes please."

🤠

"Okay, Noya's goung first since for once, he caused the least amount of trouble. Once the coast is clear, Tanaka and I will follow. Everyone clear on the plan?" I asked as the boys nodded.

The three of us were currently hiding inside the front doors of the school, trying to figure out whether or not the volleyball team was still practicing.

Although we had to stay too clean the classroom, it didn't take us all that long. Aside from the complaining, we worked pretty efficiently

However, if Daichi was still here, we wouldn't ever see that classroom again.

"Alright. I'm going!" Noya exclaimed as I saluted too him, watching as he crept out into the courtyard. He looked both ways before sneaking towards the gym, careful too stay low on the off chance the target was still here.

He paused once he reached the walls of the gym, pressing his ear against us and throwing up a hang loose sign. That was our signal for 'Father is home'.

"Alright, the mission is going to be more difficult then anticipated," I sighed, gripping the door handle as Tanaka and I put our clout goggles on.

"Let's just hope the disguises work," he agreed as we watched Noya slip his goggles on too.

I watched as he held up a gun with his fingers, pretending too shoot the wall as Tanaka and I ducked into the courtyard. We kept low, racing across it and adding in some somersaults and cartwheels for good measure.

Once we reached the gym wall, we all hovered around the door, watching as the team appeared to be playing a five on five game.

"They're distracted, let's go," I whispered, eying the bike rack where my scooter was.

The boys nodded, adjusting their goggles as we got down onto the ground, army crawling across the concrete as we passed by the door.

"Oh my god I knew you were dumb but this is a whole new level of stupidity," the dead voice of Tsukkishima scowled as we paused in our tracks, moving our heads too look at him.

"And who do you think you are?" I exclaimed, pushing my self up and speaking in a deep accent.

"Yea, you better watch your mouth skinny!" Tanaka added, deepening his voice as well.

"Yea! How dare you call us dumb when you have no idea who we are!" Noya continued as skinny jeans simply rolled his eyes, stepping over our legs as he walked away from the gym.

"What is happening out her- there you are."

"ITS THE TARGET!" I shrieked, turning my head too see Daichi standing in the doorway with a purple aura emitting from him.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSSS!" Noya screamed as he leapt up, taking off towards Tsukki.

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEE!" Tanaka wailed as the two of us went in opposite directions, screaming like children as the team gathered at the door.

"HE CANT CATCH US ALL. STAY SEPARATE!" I instructed, receiving nods from the boys as Daichi stepped out of the gym.

"Tanaka, Nishinoya, Y/N, I know it's you," he growled, eyeing each of us as we all gasped dramatically.

"I've never heard those names in my life!" I exclaimed, crossing my arms.

"Yea, who would name their kid Tanaka? Pssh," baldy snickered.

"Yea! Nishinoya's a stupid name anyways!" Noya continued as Daichi sighed, turning too Suga who nodded.

"If you three come here then we'll give you all the nerf bullets Y/N's lost around the school," he announced, grabbing a large box from within the gym and setting it down.

"MY DARTSSSSS!" I exclaimed, taking off towards them and digging through the box.

"Y/N NOOOOO! SHES GONE TOO THE DARK SIDE!" Noya wailed as he collapsed against the bike rack.

"Noya, we have a gari gari kun!" Ennoshita cooed as he walked down the steps, holding out the treat for Noya too see.

"GARI GARI KUNNNNN!" he exclaimed, tearing towards us and grabbing the treat midair.

"NOYA! WHY? YOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!" Tanaka gasped as he clutched his chest.

"Tanaka. Come," Kiyoko requested as the boy immediately came running over, falling too the ground as she stepped out of the way of his hug.

"Perfect. Now, care to explain what I saw on that video?" Daichi asked as the three of us looked up at him, terror in our eyes.

"No," we said in unison as he sighed and rubbed his forehead.

"Tanaka! No more throwing Y/N's phone across the classroom. Nishinoya! No more edging Y/N on! You know it will only end badly. And Y/N, no more telling your teacher to leave a message as you pretend to die!" he exclaimed as the three of us pouted.

"Hey! What I did was harmless! It's not my fault she didn't want to leave a message!" I exclaimed, crossing my arms and sighing.

"Ah yes, because that's the only thing you did," Hinata snickered from the door way.

"Hey! At least I didn't crack her phone!" Tanaka exclaimed in defence as I stuck my tounge out at Hinata.

"But you could've!" I declared as he made a face at me.

"How come I'm being scolded? I barely did anything!" Noya whined as he bit into his popsicle.

"HEY! IF WE GO DOWN THEN WE GO DOWN TOGETHER!" I sang as his eyes immediately lit up.

"WE'LL GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING! LETS SHOW THEK WE ARE BETTER!" he continued as Suga sighed, shaking his head as Tanaka joined in.

"LETS SHOW THEM WE ARE BETTER!"

"LETS SHOW THEM WE ARE BETTER!"

"Are you done?" Daichi asked in an annoyed tone.

"No."

"WE WERE STAYING IN PARISSSS-"

"SHUT IT! SHUT IT!"