《Here She Goes (Nishinoya x Reader)》The Toaster
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~Y/N POV~
"Y/N, HINATA'S HERE!" my mom called as I slipped my sweater vest on and grabbed my bag.
"COMINGGGG!" I called back as I flung the door open and waltzed down the stairs.
"Hiya ginger," I exclaimed as I skipped into my kitchen too see him sitting at the table talking with my mom.
"Morning Y/N!" he called back as I grabbed an eggo waffle from the freezer.
"Y/N, you don't have time for that!" my mom scolded as I stuck my tongue out and aggressively shoved the waffle in the toaster.
"I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!" I exclaimed as Hinata tried to hide his giggles and my mom threw a crumpled up piece of paper at me.
"Just bring the toaster with you!" she exclaimed as I perked up and looked from her to the toaster.
"GOOD IDEA!" I cheered as I unplugged it and shoved it into my backpack.
"Are you actually bringing that?" Hinata laughed as I nodded and shoved the box of eggos into my backpack along with it.
"Hinata, please make sure she brings it home at the end of the day," my mother sighed as Hinata nodded happily.
"Pssh, yea cause I'd totally forget a whole toaster at school!" I exclaimed as I zipped my bag up and tossed it over my shoulders.
"Come on Y/N! I wanna get some spiking practice in before school starts!" Hinata exclaimed as he shoved me towards the door while I took a bite of my waffle and waved too my mom.
"IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!" I exclaimed as Hinata and I barged into the gym where Noya, Tanaka, Ennoshita, Suga, Asahi, Daichi and Kageyama sat.
"Y/NNNNN!" Noya exclaimed as he leapt up and ran towards me.
"GAGH!" I exclaimed as he charged into me, knocking us onto the floor as Hinata leapt out of the way.
"Noya...air..." I gasped dramatically as he sat up and planted a quick kiss on my lips.
"You don't need air," he snickered as I ruffled his hair around.
"Nah, it's not like that's what helps me live," I teased as he pulled me up and slung his arm around my shoulder.
It had been 2 and a half weeks since the Shiritorizawa game and things between Noya and I have been going really well. We hang out all the time after practices and my mom seems to really like him which is a bonus.
"Grosssss, it's too early too see you guys flirting," Tanaka whined as I stuck my tongue out at him and dropped my bag next too the wall. As it landed it let out a loud bang, catching everyone's attention as Hinata and I burst out laughing.
"MY EGGOS!" I exclaimed as I knelt down and pat my bag gently as if I was comforting it.
"Shouldn't you be more worried about the toaster?" Hinata cackled as I shook my head.
"You brought a toaster to school?" Suga asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Yuhhhh," I said excitedly as I nodded my head.
"Her mom told her too," Hinata exclaimed happily as he grabbed a ball and started too pass it too himself.
"Your mom would do that," Noya thought out loud as he nodded his head and looked down at me.
"I wanna meet your mom!" Tanaka exclaimed as he wandered over.
"Oh yeaaaa you still haven't met her!" I realized as he nodded his head and pouted.
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"Don't worry, I'm sure she'll like me more then you," Noya said smugly as he crossed his arms and smiled.
"What was that little man?" he gasped dramatically as I rolled my eyes and leapt up, walking over to where the third years sat.
"Did you really bring a toaster to school?"
"Yup."
"I want to not be here❤️," I grumbled as Tanaka, Noya and I made our way down one of the halls.
"Too bad, I want you here so you have to stay," Noya exclaimed happily as I flicked his head and snickered.
"Stopppp, you're gonna make me throw up," Tanaka groaned as he leaned away from us, a disgusted look on his face. I looked to Noya and winked, receiving a nod from him as we intertwined our hands and clung too each other like one of those cringy couples in a high school romance movie.
"Noya, have I ever told you how good you look in that blazer?" I asked in an overly dramatic tone as Tanaka gagged.
"Well there's no way I look better then you right now," he cooed in return as Tanaka immediately sped up his pace.
"NASTYYYY!" he whined, attracting attention of the people throughout the hallway.
"Oh, I just love you so much Noya!" I exclaimed, leaning closer too him as Tanaka stopped and covered his ears.
"Nope! I won't have it!" he demanded as Noya continued on.
"I love you too Y/N!" he exclaimed, leaning in and placing a kiss on my forehead as Tanaka started to scream and run down the hall.
"TANAKA! SHUT UP!" Ennoshita screamed from the other end of the hall where Tanaka was heading, sparking a few laughs from surrounding students.
"ENNOSHITA! YOU GOTTA GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!" he begged, shaking the brunette back and forth as we approached the pair.
"Hah! You're like a four year old!" I teased, ramming my shoulder into him as he dramatically collapsed onto the floor.
"I'm deceased," he breathed, letting his arms fall too the side.
"I'll plan the funeral!" Noya exclaimed happily as Tanaka sat up and glared at him.
"I thought we were bros," he sobbed, clutching his chest.
"Yea, that's why I'm planning the ceremony!" Noya exclaimed as Tanaka scowled and turned away.
"HAH, you're just mad cause Kiyoko won't do any of this with you," I cackled as I bent over and placed my hands on my knees.
"HEY IF NOYA CAN FIND LOVE THEN SO CAN I!" he scolded as the bell rang.
"Tanaka, just shut up and go too class," Ennoshita snickered as he entered his own classroom.
"Pssh, it's not like I pay attention in class," Tanaka grumbled as he stood up.
"I heard that!" Ennoshita called from inside the room as Tanaka took off down the hall.
"OI, WAIT FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!" I yelled as I grabbed Noyas hand and took off down the hall, crashing into Tanaka as we tried to enter the classroom.
"Ow you dipshit," I muttered as I peaked over his shoulder to see what he was looking at. "Move, the fuck."
I pushed him in the room as miss sighed and punched the bridge of her nose, probably thinking of new ways too deal with us.
"Who dat?" Noya whispered in my ear as he pointed to a tall boy with black hair and brown eyes who stood next too miss.
"I'll find out," I whispered back, "HIII MISSSSSS! Who dat?"
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"Y/N, if you three hadn't barged in here then I would've been able to tell you," she sighed as I frowned.
"Well, I'm here now so go ahead!" I said happily as Noya and Tanaka snickered behind me.
"Just sit," she sighed as I nodded and skipped towards our desk after Noya and Tanaka.
"Now that that's taken care of," miss began as she shot the three of us glare, "I'd like to introduce you all to our new student. Please state your name."
The boy nodded and stepped forwards, clearing his throat before saying something truly iconic.
"Hey ya'll its Nicki Minaj," he said confidently as the entire class burst out laughing, and I eagerly looked between Noya and Tanaka.
"I like this kid!" I exclaimed as I stood up and applauded him.
"Why thank you. And you are?" he asked, bowing dramatically.
"Wassup, I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read!" I exclaimed as Tanaka rolled off his chair from laughter.
"Ahem, are you done?" miss asked in an irritated tone as I shook my head and held up my hand.
"So Miss Minaj, would you like a waffle?" I asked seriously as his eyes lit up and he nodded eagerly.
"Y/N!" miss yelled as I flinched and closed my eyes, opening one too see her standing with her arms crossed.
"Aight, that's my cue folks!" I exclaimed, saluting and retaking my seat.
"Are you high?" Noya asked through laughs as I leaned back and crossed my arms.
"I'm high on lifeeee," I sung as miss let out a long sigh and placed a hand on Nick Minaj's shoulder, motioning for him to do a proper introduction.
"Fine, fine, I'm not actually Nicki Minaj," he began as I let out a long dramatic cry, only being silenced when Noya slapped his hand over my mouth.
"I'm Mako Akihito, but you can call me Mako," he said happily as I took a mental note of the name since I was sure this wasn't the last I'd see of him.
"Thank you Mako, please take a seat over there," she instructed, pointing too an empty desk diagonal of Noya, Tanaka's and mine.
"Oh yeaf we gotta fit neht to Nicki Minah," I cheered as Noya tightened his grip on my mouth and shook his head.
"Boys, I think we have a new buddy," Tanaka said seriously as I turned around to see him starting off in the distance with his pink clout goggles on.
"PFFT, WHEN DO YOU PUT THOSE ON?" I howled as miss simply ignored me and started to write on the board.
"Noya, control your girl!" Tanaka exclaimed as I flicked the goggles, making them bounce on his nose and sending me into a fit of laughter.
"Yea there's nothing that can control her," he sighed as I laid down with my head on his lap and brining my feet up so they were across Tanaka's.
"Good night!" I said cheerily as I pulled my own clout goggles out and slipped them on my face.
"Night munchkin," Noya laughed as I gently slapped his face and closed my eyes.
I somehow managed to lay there for about 15 minutes without anyone noticing. I was even about to drift off to sleep when I was rudely interrupted.
"Y/N, can you please read number fift- wheres Y/N?" miss asked as I poked my head above the desk and smirked at her.
"I'm in your dreams," I snickered as she closed her eyes. I thought I saw her fight back a smile, but then again I was almost asleep so who knows.
"Y/N, this isn't nap time. Please sit up," she instructed as I pouted and lifted myself up.
"I just wanted a nap," I grumbled as I stretched my legs out under the desk and tilted my head back.
"Y/N, the question?" miss asked as I perked up, snatching the textbook off my desk and flipping through it.
"Wait a second, I can't read! I thought we already went over this?" I gasped dramatically as she sighed and moved her eyes around the room.
"Fine, Mako, please read number fifteen, Y/N you will answer,"she instructed as the boy flipped through his book until he located the question and I let out a loud groan.
"Ahem, people from what European country were the first to reach Japan?" he read allowed as I placed a hand on my chin and pretended to think.
"Davinki!" I exclaimed happily as the entire class burst out in laughter.
"DA- HAHAHA, DAVINKI?" Noya cackled as he tried to catch his breath.
"THATS A FAMOUS ACTOR NOT A EUROPEAN COUNTRY YOU DUMBASS!" Tanaka cackled as I smacked the back of his head.
"THATS LEONARDO DICAPRIO, NOT LEONARDO DAVINCI YOU SHEPARDS PIE!" I yelled as he froze, starring at me with wide eyes and a shocked expression on his face.
"Wait, what?" he asked as the entire class continued too laugh at his stupidity.
"HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THIS FAR?" I asked seriously as he placed his goggles on his head and stared me down.
"I have no idea," he said honestly as miss clapped her hands too get the classes attention.
"Y/N, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Mako, this is your final warning," she said sternly as the four of us nodded sIncErlY.
About another fifteen minutes passed before I grew hungry, remembering the toaster just chilling inside my backpack. I looked up too see miss writing on the board, so I quickly knelt down and pulled the toaster from my bag.
"Oh no," Noya snickered as I scooted my chair too the side and plugged it into the outlet behind our desk.
"Oh yes," I gushed as I pulled out the eggos and slipped two into the toaster, one in each side.
"So, what are you gonna do when she turns around?" Tanaka asked as I paused and thought.
"I'm going to jump out that window," I said seriously as I looked out the large window.
"Now, if you could all flip to pag-"
POP.
"Y/N!"
I snickered and pulled one of the waffles out of the toaster, handing it to Noya as I put another in it's place.
"You called?" I asked, pushing down on the lever and biting into the other waffle.
"Where did that come from?"
POP.
"My kitchen," I announced as I pulled the third waffle out and handed it too Tanaka.
"And why is it here?" she asked as I chomped down on my waffle and waited for the fourth one too pop out.
"Because I brought it," I explained as the fourth one finished cooking, and I looked up too Mako.
"Ayo Nicki, breakfast is served!" I declared, tossing the waffle too him which he successfully caught.
"Thanks Jared," he exclaimed, biting into the waffle as the four of us look up at miss.
"You four, too the principals office. Bring the toaster."
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