《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 19: Blown out of the Water
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Barf Bag: Hey, guys! What's up?
Donut: Oh, not much. We were just playing some board games.
Bomby: This stinks! I CAN NEVER WIN!!
*Bomby flips the table over*
Donut: There go the last 30 minutes of my life...
Barf Bag: Where are Bracelety and Bottle?
Donut: They quit halfway through to go do... something.
Barf Bag: Oh. I saw them earlier today by the canal, so I think they're doing fine.
Gelatin: Hopefully...
*Bomby leaves* Bomby: Hey, you two!
Bottle: Oh, hey, Bomby! What's up?
Bomby: I was wondering if you would place... a bet with me.
Bracelety: Hold on. A bet? About what?
Bomby: Uh... the announcer coming back right as we speak.
Bottle: How much?
Bomby: Hmm... 50 grand.
Bracelety: We'll do it!
Bomby: Okay, here goes... five... four... three...
*Bottle has a smug expression on her face*
Bomby: Two... one...
Bracelety: We win! Ha, you owe us!
Bomby: Awe, dang it.
*The announcer teleports back out of nowhere, leaving all three of them at shock*
Announcer: Hello, contestants.
Bracelety: Shoot, Bottle, we're in debt!!
Bottle: Don't worry. I transferred the money to Pen.
Bracelety: Huh-
Pen: SERIOUSLY?!
Announcer: Shush, sheesh. It's time for cake at stake.
*Cake at Stake!*
Cheese Orb: Hello, Free Food. Are you guys ready to lose a member?
Foldy: Uh... not really.
Bell: Yeah, I don't feel like doing this today.
*Foldy and Bell get ready to leave*
Announcer: No leaving, contestants.
Marker: Announcer? You're back?
Eraser: Oh, great. We missed you.
Announcer: How thoughtful.
Cheese Orb: Hey, you can't replace me! I'm the...
Announcer: Yeah. You can leave now...
Cheese Orb: Aw.... okay. *Cheese Orb leaves*
Firey: Hey! You could've been nicer to him!
Announcer: Hello, Firey. What are you doing in that cage?
Firey: I got eliminated.
Announcer: Oh, okay. *Firey disappears* Anything else I should know about?
Fanny: Yeah, you have something else! Recover Bubble, and get rid of... this thing!
Cheese Bubble: It's me! Cheese Bubble!
*Bubble pops up* Bubble: Hoi guys!
Announcer: Okay, and for the Cheese Bubble...
*Announcer cuts up the Cheese Bubble into 5 pieces*
Fanny: I didn't tell you to kill him...
Announcer: Anyways, on to Cake at Stake. The prize for this one is a piece of cheese bubble.
Stapy: That's disgusting...
Announcer: Too bad. Stapy and Marker are safe with 0 votes out of the 12 total.
Marker: Oh, phew! *Marker takes a bite of the cheese bubble* Ugh, tastes like eyes.
Stapy: Ok... so who's safe next?
Announcer: Tennis Ball and Foldy. With 1 and 2 votes respectively!
Tennis Ball: Huh. I thought I would get more votes, considering I'm on the wrong team.
Foldy: Wrong team?
Announcer: Now it's down to our final two, Bell and Eraser.
Eraser: I'm in the final two? Huh.
Bell: Oh my gosh! Why am I in the bottom two?
Eraser: So who's the last one safe?
Announcer: It's...
Cheese Orb: Eraser, with 2 votes.
Announcer: Didn't I tell you to leave?
Cheese Orb: Aw... :( *Cheese Orb leaves, for good this time*
Bell: Is it true?!
Announcer: Yeah. Bell, you are eliminated with 7 votes.
Bell: Oh, great. I'm eliminated. The guy who eats dirt for a living isn't out, but I am. I hope you guys know I WAS ONE OF YOUR BEST PLAYERS!
Marker: Hey!
Stapy: Don't worry, Marker. She's just salty.
Bell: SALTY?! I'M THIS TEAM'S BEST PLAYER, AND I'M CONSIDERED SALTY!? AGH, I'm leaving. Disappear me, Announcer.
Announcer: Okay. *Bell disappears*
Tennis Ball: Is it just me, or does it feel a lot quieter now that she's gone...?
Foldy: Yeah...
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Eraser: Whatever, this food isn't even good. I'm leaving.
Foldy: H- Yeah. Me too.
*Everyone else is hanging out on the tables. Clock has a conversation with Eggy* Clock: It's surprising how we got this far.
Eggy: What do you mean?
Clock: Well, it always seems like we gain a large number of votes every episode, y'know? And with our team not being the best with challenges, what happens when we lose next?
Eggy: I would rather not think about that... I mean, instead of worrying about losing, why not think about winning?
Clock: I guess that's one way to think about it...
Eggy: Yeah!
Clock: In other words, I wonder what Teardrop's doing?
Eggy: Me, too. You can never know with that little rascal.
*Teardrop is running around the obstacle course leftovers from Episode 3. Leafy walks by*
Leafy: Oh, hey Teardrop! It's been awhile, hasn't it?
*Teardrop doesn't notice*
Leafy: Wow, running across an obstacle course, eh? Nice practice!
*Teardrop looks at Leafy, only giving her a wave before going back to practicing*
Leafy: Thanks... I think I'll go now... *Leafy leaves Teardrop alone*
Announcer: Hello, everyone. Are you guys ready for your next challenge?
Robot Flower: Eh. Not in the mood.
Basketball: Me neither, could you just give us a second?
Announcer: Sure.
Basketball: WOW, that's considerate of y-
Announcer: Boop. Time's up.
Robot Flower: Basketball, you should really just stop trying.
Announcer: The 19th challenge is to fill those containers with 10 gallons of water. The last team to do so loses. Go!
*Iance POV* Ruby: Okay, guys, let's get some water!
Flower: From where?
Ruby: Uhhh... the Goiky canal? That has... some water.
Match: Ugh... brings back bad memories.
Bubble: Come on, guys! Let's go!
*Bubble tries grabbing some water, but it fails*
Bubble: Oh...
Fanny: We need a better way of doing this!
Lightning: Agreed. We won't get any water if we don't think of a plan.
Ruby: Do you have any ideas, Flower?
Flower: Hm... I have one idea.
*Flower looks at Spongy, grinning*
Spongy: Huh?
*Team Ice Cube POV* Donut: Why don't we use Bottle to collect the water? I think it would just be easier if we did that.
Bottle: Good idea, Donut! *Bottle jumps in the water*
Barf Bag: And now to get you out... *Barf Bag pulls Bottle out of the water, using all of her strength*
Bottle: You look like you're tired, heehee!
Barf Bag: I am tired...
Gelatin: Now that we have the water stored in Bottle, how do we get her to the container?
Donut: We could use the ladder we got from episode ten.
Bomby: You still have that?
Bracelety: Well, we can't wait! *Bracelety grabs the ladder, and places it* Come on, Bottle!
Bottle: Okay! *Bottle climbs the ladder, and nearly makes it to the top, but slips* Uh oh!
*Bottle falls on the ground, shattering, causing all of the water stored in her to fly everywhere*
Bracelety: Wow. I, uh... didn't know that would happen...
Bomby: Whatever, let's just recover her.
Gelatin: And fast!
*Free Food POV* Foldy: So, any ideas, guys?
Marker: Can't we just push the container into the water?
Eraser: Huh?
Marker: If we push the container into the water, it will still fill up, and we won't even have to do any work!
Stapy: Huh, I guess we could do that, but...
Tennis Ball: Pushing the container would not be convenient.
Marker: And getting 10 gallons of water is?
Tennis Ball: *sigh* Whatever, I just really didn't feel like doing this today.
*5 minutes of pushing later*
Foldy: Are we done yet?
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Stapy: Almost... and... done!
*The container falls into the canal, filling up, but also sinking to the depths of the water*
Stapy: Oh.
Eraser: I mean, we still filled it up, right?
Marker: I guess.
Announcer: Free Food is the first team safe! As a prize, you get this! *Announcer hands Eraser a paper*
*Eraser reads it* Eraser: Announcer's favorite items-
Announcer: Shush. Keep that info to yourself. *Announcer leaves*
Foldy:... Huh. Weird.
*Death PACT POV* Pen: Okay, guys. We need an idea. How do we get the water in?
Black Hole: We could just use Pillow's idea.
Pen: Huh?
Black Hole: Y'know, I suck up the water, out into the container...? I did it that one time....
Remote: Ooh, I think I remember!
Liy: Yeah! You can do it, Black Hole!
*Black Hole sucks up the water, and brings it into the container. He drops around a gallon on Tree, however*
Tree: Seriously? Now I'm all soggy.
Rocky: Bleh! *Rocky barfs on Tree*
Tree: Ugh... Do we have enough?
Remote: It looks like we're just short...
Pen: Don't worry guys, I got this! *Pen spits*
Black Hole: Seriously? You had to do that??
Pen: I mean... we win... right?
Announcer: Correct. Death P.A.C.T is safe at second.
*A Better Name Than That POV- Basketball, Golf Ball, Robot Flower, TV* Golf Ball: Okay, now that we're settled in, I think we need a team meeting!
Basketball: For what?
Golf Ball: Well, since Tennis Ball's gone, I just thought that we would re-assess our team roles?
TV: Mhm. Sure, buddy.
Robot Flower: What's my place?
Golf Ball: Well, first off, I'm the leader.
TV: That's obvious.
Golf Ball: Next, Basketball. You will be my co-leader, until I can get Tennis Ball back. Don't think of it as a promotion, but rather just... a substitute.
Basketball: Yaaaayyyy...
Golf Ball: Blocky, Robot Flower, you guys are my subordinates. You will help with challenges.
Robot Flower: Yay, fun. What about TV?
Golf Ball: He's our task checker. He helps check on people. A very important and not boring job.
TV: (This is boring. I'm gonna go do something else.) *TV grabs the bucket from last challenge and walks off*
Basketball: TV isn't even here... anyways, what about... Snowball?
Golf Ball: We don't count him.
*Snowball hears in the distance* Blocky: Just, stay calm SB. No reason to get mad over Golf Ball.
Snowball: It's kind of hard to when she has such BAD TAKES!
*GB and the rest of ABNTT hear Snowball* Golf Ball: Uhhh.... why don't we do the challenge?
Blocky: The bucket is gone.
Golf Ball: WHAT!?
*The Losers POV* Clock: Hey, the water looks pretty good!
Eggy: I don't think we collected enough though!
Clock: Y- Why not?
Eggy: We aren't at the 10 gallon mark.
Pin: We need to solve this, quick!
Needle: Uh, uh... use Teardrop?
*Teardrop looks disappointed*
Needle: What?
Coiny: Okay, have fun TD! *Coiny throws Teardrop onto the container*
Announcer: The Losers are safe!
Pin: We did it!!
Coiny: Yeah!!
*BEEP POV- Balloony, Leafy* Leafy: Ugh... I miss Firey. He was mean, but... I feel bad, almost.
Balloony: Leafy, Leafy. I lost Rocky, and I got over it fine, too.
Leafy: I don't actually think so...
Balloony: Gh- What do you mean?
Leafy: You've kind of been distant from us since Rocky left. I don't get it?
Balloony: He gave me a lot of joy when he was here... And now that he's gone, I just don't feel very motivated anymore.
Leafy: I can understand. Firey's gone, so I don't feel motivated all that much...
Balloony: We should probably help our team now...
Leafy: Yeah! We can't just leave them. Let's go! *Leafy and Balloony stark walking back*
*Bleh POV* Taco: Got the water, Puffball?
Puffball: Yep! *Puffball dumps out the water from her fur, causing it to fall in the container*
Saw: How much is that, Gaty?
Gaty: Approximately 9.74 gallons.
Lollipop: Alright, we're almost finished.
Taco: Any ideas on HOW to finish?
Lollipop: It's only like a quarter of a gallon, I don't think it would be that hard...
*A sun ray passes through the cloud Lollipop is looking at, melting her*
*The rest of Bleh looks terrified*
Gaty: Uhh... at least I think we have enough gallons now...
Announcer: Correct. Bleh is safe.
Saw: WAIT! Before you go, recover Lollipop.
Announcer: Okay. *Lollipop pops up*
Lollipop: Huh?
*Iance POV* Ruby: Now squeeze out the water in Spongy!
*Everyone squeezes Spongy, causing a flow of water to be dumped into the container*
Lightning: Yes! We're gonna win!
Fanny: Yeah! How does it feel, Spongy?
Spongy: Hehe, it feels like I'm being... squeezed.
Bubble: Well, yeah, but...
Ruby: All done! *Iance drops Spongy into the container, and leaves*
Spongy: GUYS! What about me!
Match: Don't like, worry, Sponge. Take a nap or something.
Flower: So... are we safe?
Announcer: Yep. 3 teams left.
*BEEP POV- Cloudy, Nickel, Woody* Cloudy: I wonder why Balloony would deny my request to be in an alliance. He's a really good friend, so I don't get why he wouldn't accept.
Nickel: Maybe he's going through some hard stuff right now.
Woody: Yeah! Like... Wocky being gone.
Cloudy: I can understand Rocky, but I just... don't get it.
Woody: On the brighwt side, we're alwost done!
Balloony: Hey guys!
Leafy: Sorry we came late.
Woody: Wuh took you guys so long?
Balloony: Oh, nothing. Why don't we finish this up?
Nickel: Okay, sure.
Cloudy: Yeah... *Cloudy pours some water stored in him into the container*
Announcer: BEEP is safe! Now it's down to Team Ice Cube and A Better Name Than That!
Woody: Wuh did it!!! *Woody busts a move*
Announcer: Oh my god not this again... *Announcer disappears*
*Team Ice Cube POV* Bomby: Announcer! Come here!
Donut: Yeah! Recover Bottle!
Announcer: What? Oh, yeah. Okay. *Announcer brings Bottle back*
Bottle: Heehee, I'm back!
Gelatin: Great! Now let's hurry! *Team Ice Cube leaves announcer*
Barf Bag: Guys, we need a game plan!
Donut: Anyone have any ideas?!
Bracelety: I have one!
Donut: Well, tell us!
Bracelety: So we're going to use Bottle and Barf Bag to collect us our water, right?
Donut: Yeah?
Bracelety: Well, Donut and Gelatin will be in charge of collecting, and then they will give their water to Bomby, and he will transport it, since he's the strongest one here!
Bomby: Yeah! But what do you do!?
Bracelety: I'll keep our climbing ladder sturdy, so we don't fall!
Donut: Huh. Good plan, Bracelety!
Gelatin: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
*A Better Name That That POV* Golf Ball: What!? Where is our bucket?! I relied on that to help us win the challenge?!
Basketball: Not my fault it suddenly went missing.
Golf Ball: Don't you understand, Basketball?! We could've won with one filling with that bucket!!
Robot Flower: I highly doubt that.
Blocky: Look Golf Ball, what do we do?
Golf Ball: Hold on, Blocky. I need to talk to someone. *Golf Ball starts walking*
Blocky: Wait, who are you-
Basketball: Don't tell me he's going to talk to Snowball.
Robot Flower: Someone stop him!
Blocky: I will! *Blocky starts running towards Golf Ball*
Snowball: WHAT do YOU want, Golf Ball?!
Golf Ball: It's time you learn your place, Snowflake!
Snowball: Don't even dare to try anything! I will beat you up!
Golf Ball: What are you even doing?! You haven't been helping us at all!
Snowball: I'm not going to help when you're here!
Golf Ball: What is this even about?! Some drama from 12 years ago?!
Snowball: You know exactly what it's about, Golf Ball. You've done nothing but boss people around for the last 100 years, and now I'm TIRED OF IT.
TV: Okay, I got my water. *TV starts walking back* Oh, geez. What if I trip?! I'll sizzle!
Blocky: Guys, guys! Stop fighting!
Robot Flower: Wait... is that... TV? With our bucket?
Basketball: What is he doing?
*TV starts running up towards the container*
Robot Flower: No, it's too dangerous!
Snowball: Huh?
Blocky: TV, wait!
*TV leaps to put the bucket of water in the container, but he barely misses, causing the bucket to spill on him, sizzling him*
Robot Flower: TV, no!
*Team Ice Cube POV* Bracelety: And... done!
Barf Bag: Hey, we did it!
Bottle: Yeah, we did it!
Gelatin: Aw, yeah.
Announcer: Team Ice Cube is the last team safe!
Donut: Wow, we did it! And if it weren't for your awesome plan, Bracelety, we would have lost!
Bracelety: Thanks, guys.
Bomby: No problem! Too bad about the losing team, though. They don't look too happy.
Announcer: Which means A Better Name Than That, loses.
Basketball: Wow, TV is dead. That's great.
Robot Flower: You two couldn't even stop fighting to help your team, huh?
Basketball: I'm going to leave.
Robot Flower: Me too.
*Basketball and Robot Flower leave, with just Blocky, SB, and GB still there*
Blocky: I thought you were better than this, SB. I'm disappointed in you. *Blocky, too, leaves*
Snowball: ...
Golf Ball: ... Why didn't I just-
Snowball: No, no. This was my fault. We both know it. *Snowball leaves*
*Golf Ball is shocked.*
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Spongy: Hello... anybody?
Match: OH, yeah. You can like, get out now.
Spongy: How?
Match: IDK, just... get out.
Spongy: *sigh* I'm gonna be in here for a lot longer, won't I?
Fanny: Yep.
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