《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 17: Cheesy Stories
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Black Hole: Battery, battery, battery. Where could it even be?
*Tree walks up near Black Hole* Tree: You still haven't found that battery yet, huh?
Black Hole: Where am I supposed to look?
Tree: I don't know, Gelatin's Steakhouse maybe!?
Black Hole: I don't think they'd have it there...
Tree: That was sarcasm, buddy.
Black Hole: That's not how you use sarcasm, though...?
*Remote pops up* Remote: Hey, guys!
Black Hole: Woah! When did you come back?
Bottle: I found a battery.
Liy: And I gave it to Remote.
Remote: Yep! And these aren't any normal batteries, they're supercharged!!
Tree: S-supercharged?
Remote: Is something wrong with that?
Tree: N-no, I was just thinking of something... *Tree looks at the Announcer*
Liy: Wait... where's Pen?
*Meanwhile, on top of Gelatin's steakhouse* Pen: Someone get me down from here!!!
Eraser: Oh, geez Pen. Seriously?
Blocky: I'm not doing that.
*Gelatin walks out of the steakhouse* Gelatin: Excuse me, customers. I have received a noise complaint from my dear friend, Bomby.
Eraser: Bomby?
Bomby: Yeah! Pen, stop being so loud...
Pen: But I'm gonna DIE!!!
Bomby: Yeah, right. I die all the time, no big deal...
Blocky: So? About the noise complaint?
Gelatin: That'll be a $25 dollar fine.
*Eraser and Blocky walk away* Eraser: Yeah, Pen's paying for that.
Pen: WHAT?! *Pen trips, barely hanging on* AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Gelatin: Just for that, it's an extra twenty.
Pen: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Announcer: Shush, Pen. It's time for cake at stake.
Bomby: We're not up for elimination!!!
Announcer: Oh. Whatever.
*Cake at Stake!*
Announcer: Hello, BLEH. You are the first team to lose 3 times. Does that feel good?
Saw: No! It... really doesn't.
Gaty: Whatever, I'm hungry. What's the prize?
Announcer: Strawberries,
Teardrop: ...
Lollipop: I thought this was CAKE at stake, not my vegan diet I quit 2 years ago...
Dora: DADADAD (Be quiet, grape face...)
Announcer: Shush, sheesh. We got 10 votes.
Gaty: Ten doesn't seem like a lo-
Announcer: Saw is safe with no votes.
Saw: Yep! This is great. *Saw grabs the strawberry*
Gaty: Who's safe next?
Announcer: YOU, Taco, and Lollipop, all with 1 vote! *Announcer passes the strawberries out*
Lollipop: Nice.
Announcer: Now we have our bottom two, Dora and Teardrop.
Lollipop: I wonder who's gonna get out...
Taco: Announcer, could you show the results now?
Announcer: Fine. Dora is eliminated with 5 votes, while Teardrop is safe with two.
*Teardrop has a smug smirk on her face*
Dora: DADADADDA (Ah, I am eliminated. How embarrassing...)
Taco: We'll miss you, I guess, Dora...
Lollipop: Yeah.
Dora: DADADAD (I will miss you guys too...)
Announcer: Ready to go, Dora?
Dora: ...
Announcer: Dora?
Dora: DA (NO.) *Dora sprints off*
Announcer: Hey! Come back. I can't disappear you from here!!
Taco: You can't disappear her from a long distance? I thought you were powerful.
Announcer: I can disappear you from this distance, so keep your mouth shut.
Taco: Agh-!
Saw: You need to get Dora, though, right?
Announcer: Yeah, I guess. I can't just... leave you guys, either. I have a schedule...
*Donut walks in* Donut: Are there any other alternatives?
Announcer: Yes, there are, my good contestant. I'll bring in the Cheese Orb as a substitute host, while I'm gone. Have fun with him. *Announcer vanishes*
*Nickel comes in, along with a few others* Nickel: Who are you?!
Cheese Orb: I'm the Cheese Orb!
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Firey: Oh my gosh! It's the cheese orb! I love you cheese orb!
Taco: I don't know Firey, this guy seems kinda fishy...
Cheese Orb: I'm the cheese orb!
Basketball: We get it, what now?
Puffball: Yeah, what's the next challenge?
Cheese Orb: Wait... these teams look boring.
*Cloudy is crocheting* Cloudy: Boring?
Cheese Orb: Let's make it it to where one person on each team switches to another team!!!
Pin: Seriously?
Gaty: Who're gonna be the people switching?
Cheese Orb: Teardrop, Firey, Rocky, Bottle, Spongy, Snowball, Tennis Ball, and Puffball.
Gaty: Wait, which team is Teardrop going to?
Cheese Orb: The Losers!
Eggy: Oh, hey Teardrop!
Pin: Yeah, long time no see!
*Teardrop's smug smirk grows bigger*
Needle: Woah! TD!
Coiny: Great to have you here! Too bad about Firey though.
Clock: Eh... Firey is a little too much for me... plus, I don't think he would've been a fan of TD here, anyways.
Needle: Yeah, you're right.
Firey: Wait a second, where do I go?
Cheese Orb: BEEP!
Firey: BEEP?!
Leafy: Oh... hey, Firey! How-how's it going?
Firey: Yeah, it's.. uh.. fine...
Cloudy: Hey, you're the guy that won Dream-
Nickel: It's best if we don't talk about that right now.
Cloudy: Huh?
Woody: Weh... hey??
Firey: Oh, hey, Woody.
Leafy: Maybe, w-we should, uh... uhm... possibly we could-
Balloony: Aw, I'll miss little one. Hopefully the team he goes to can treat him well.
Woody: I'll miss him too....
Balloony: Where IS Rocky going, anyways?
Liy: Rocky?
Rocky: Bleh!
Remote: Ah, welcome to the team?
Tree: I don't see how Rocky can be useful to us... he just... barfs.
Black Hole: I've seen BEEP utilize his vomit before. How come we can't do the same?
Rocky: Mhm!
Remote: Good point, Black Hole. Rocky, I'm sure you'll make a great addition to our team.
Rocky: Bleh!
Tree: OH, and we lost... Bottle. Not to mention, Pen is nowhere to be found...
Liy: Speaking of Bottle-
Donut: Oh, that's just swell. Spongy's left us, for... Bottle.
Barf Bag: Hey, cheer up! Bracelety's having a lot of fun over there. Isn't that good?
Donut: I guess, but it won't be good when we LOSE.
Barf Bag: What makes you think we'll lose?
Bomby: Huh?
*Gelatin looks at his steakhouse, to see Pen still dangling down* Gelatin: He still hasn't left? He thinks he's in debt right now, he'll be in tons when he gets down from there...
Bomby: Woah.
Gelatin: Bomby, what are you doing?
Bomby: IDK. Minding my business.
Gelatin: I respect that.
Bracelety: Yay! Bottle!
Bottle: Oh, wow! You have a nice team, it looks like we could get up to tons of silly adventures!
Bracelety: I know, right?
Spongy: Uhhh... Hi?
Match: Spongy! You made it!
Ruby: Now we can successfully-
Match: Now we can successfully say... oh, sorry Ruby! I just got a little too excited!
Ruby: No worries, Match! Spongy, you're in our alliance now! *whispers* Match ate too much sugar last night.
Spongy: Heh...heh.
Flower: So Snowball is gone... *Flower erases Snowball's name with the prize pencil* and Spongy is in. *Flower writes the word "Spong" on her notepad*
Lightning: What are you doing?
*Flower hides her notepad* Flower: Nothing. Uh- how do you feel about Snowball leaving our team?
Lightning: Eh, I don't mind. He was strong, but just too headstrong.
Flower: Okay, yeah. *Flower turns around* What about you, Fanny?
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Fanny: I hate Snowball!
Flower: Understandable. Have a nice day.
Bubble: Where doid you even get that notepad, Flower?
Flower: Stole it from Pillow after she got eliminated.
Bubble: Huh. Wait, where did Snowball go-?
Snowball: No. No. NO. I CANNOT BE ON A TEAM WITH... YOU.
Golf Ball: HIM! I- I lose Tennis Ball, for YOU!?
Snowball: AGH! I'm leaving.
*Golf Ball is furious, causing her to kick Snowball* Golf Ball: AGH! ...
Snowball: ...Did you JUST-
Basketball: Guys, guys, calm down! We have no time for arguing!
TV: Agreed.
Blocky: Look, Snowball. You have me. And even Flower... kinda.
Robot Flower: I'm gonna crush you!
Snowball: Blocky, I'm sorry, but she just brings too many bad memories. I just want to...
Blocky: Crush her? I understand how that feels.
Snowball: *sigh* Thanks, Blocky.
Robot Flower: TV, where were you, anyways?
TV: I went to-
Tennis Ball: (Oh, no, I'm horrible at this.) Hey, guys! A-and girls!
Bell: Oh, you must be our new member! Welcome to the team, TB!
Tennis Ball: Hey, uh... Belly?
Bell: You can just call me Bell! And these are my friends, Stapy, Foldy, and-
Tennis Ball: You really don't need to introduce me, I know all of you guys.
Eraser: Oh, me and TB go all the way back to BFDI. Remember that?
Tennis Ball: Mostly.
Stapy: This is gonna be great, knowing a new person!
Foldy: Yeah! Too bad about Puffball, though.
Marker: Meh. She was too... Puffy.
Foldy: Heh! Good one, Marker!
*Puffball flies to BLEH* Puffball: This must be my team, then.
Lollipop: It's always great to see another purple contestant.
Taco: Isn't Puffball... pink, though?
Lollipop: She can turn purple, can she not?
Gaty: I'm purple too...
Saw: Huh. Good point! Plus, she's so fuzzy and cute!
Puffball: Thanks, guys. It means a lot.
Taco: No problem.
Cheese Orb: Are we all happy with our teams?
Snowball: N-
Robot Flower: Sure.
Cheese Orb: Now let's get ready for the 1st challenge of BFB Voting Thingy!
Fanny: We're on the 17th!
Cheese Orb: Oh. Yeah, 17th. Anyways, the next challenge is to write a story! It can be about anything. Go!
Clock: Aren't you going to explain more...?
Cheese Orb: Why would I need to?
Clock: Well.. uh...
Needle: Come on, Clock! We need to go, now!
*FREE FOOD POV* Foldy: If only Yellow Face was here, he'd know how to write a good story.
Bell: Well, he's not... so get over it.
Stapy: Bell, stop acting so entitled.
Bell: Entitled?!
Eraser: Look, I don't think he would've written anything good, anyways. Why doesn't Tennis Ball write for us? He seems... smart.
Tennis Ball: Thanks, Eraser.
Marker: Good idea!! *Marker passes the sheets of paper to Tennis Ball*
Tennis Ball: Alright, time to write... *Tennis Ball unknowingly grabs Marker and starts writing with him*
Marker: Hey?!
*Tennis Ball doesn't listen to Marker, and is indulged in his writing*
Marker: Are you listening to me!?
Eraser: Wow, he's concentrated.
Bell: Is that a good thing?
Foldy: I mean, more writing has to equal better quality, right?
Bell: That's not how it works...
*ABNTT POV* Snowball: I just want Golf Ball gone!
Blocky: I know you do, and sometimes I do too, but this isn't the way to deal with things!
Snowball: There IS no other way with people like her, Blocky!
Blocky: Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. *Blocky walks off*
*Meanwhile, over on Golf Ball's side* Golf Ball: I just, can't concentrate, Basketball! Tennis Ball, my best friend, is gone, and now I have to deal with... HIM!?
Basketball: GB, calm down. I'm sure there's a way we can arrange things!
Golf Ball: No, there isn't. I know Snowball. He is a worthless piece OF-
Basketball: Calm down, Golf Ball!
Robot Flower: I say this is a waste of time.
Basketball: RF, don't be like that! We just need to- Robot Flower?
*Robot Flower walks over by TV* Robot Flower: And what are you doing?
TV: Writing.
Robot Flower: Okay... what's it about?
TV: Something.
Robot Flower: *sigh* I need a break.
*Team Ice Cube POV* Gelatin: Excuse me, guys, but I have to go.
Donut: Where are you going?!
Barf Bag: Probably to his steakhouse.
Donut: Whatever, now where are our pieces of paper?
Bomby: Bracelety has them.
Donut: Oh... yay.
Bracelety: Bottle, what do you think we should add about Ice Cube?
Bottle: Ooh! Add about how she was eliminated first!
Bracelety: Oh... yeah, that.
Bottle: What's wrong?
Bracelety: Oh, nothing, really.
Bottle: Your writing looks pretty good though!
Bracelety: Thanks.
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Tree: Alright, now to look for Pen!
Rocky: Hm!
Remote: Later, Rocky. We're searching right now.
Liy: Where do you think he could be?
Black Hole: I don't know...
*Gelatin walks up to Death P.A.C.T.* Gelatin: Are you guys... perhaps looking for Pen?
Remote: Yes. Why are you here.
Gelatin: I happen to know where he is! Follow me!
Black Hole: No harm in that. Here, Rocky, stay behind and uh... write!
Rocky: Hmph!
Liy: Cya soon, Rocky! *Death P.A.C.T. leaves*
Rocky: Bleh! *Rocky barfs on the paper stack, leaving a hole in it.*
Rocky: Heh.
Gelatin: There he is.
Pen: AAAAAAHHHHH! Guys, help!
Tree: On it! Remote, Liy jump on top of me!
*Remote jumps on top of Tree, and places a ladder, while Liy jumps near Black Hole to get a boost to the roof*
Liy: Okay, Pen, calm down. It's okay, we'll just climb down that ladder!
Pen: Huh... okay, just climb down that ladder...euuguhhh.... *Pen's face contorts into a sick one*
Black Hole: Pen, don't worry. Just get down.
Pen: *Sigh* Okay... *Pen and Liy get down*
Remote: You feel okay?
Pen: Eh... I'm fine. Where's Bottle?
Tree: The Cheese Orb made her switch teams.
Pen: The what now?
Black Hole: It's a long story. We'll fill you in later. *Death P.A.C.T. heads back*
*Gelatin holds Tree's wallet* Gelatin: Heh, he'll never know.
*iance POV* Match: Like, lets make a story about, like, Pencil rejoining!
Ruby: And add poopy mayonnaise!
Spongy: Maybe, have everyone else get eliminated so-
Fanny: Bubble, what's wrong?!
Bubble: Oh, hey, Fanny. I was just a little sad over Pencil being eliminated.
Fanny: Shouldn't you have moved on by now?
Bubble: I guess, but it's just not the same without her. Replacing her with Spongy just feels kind of... wrong?
Fanny: Why would you even care for her? She was so mean!
Bubble: I care about her in the same way that I care about you! Y'know... hating everyone?
Fanny: Yeah, you have a fair point.
Spongy: Hey, Bubble, come here!
Match: Yeah, you should add some stuff to our story!
Bubble: Oh, of coirorse!
Lightning: Oh, classic Bubble.
Flower: Yeah, classic Bubble, sure. *writes down something in her notepad*
Lightning: ... *Lightning moves away*
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