《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 15: Valuable Airtime
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*Cake and Eggy are sitting on a bench, with Leafy nearby*
Cake: What a shame it is that Loser got eliminated.
Eggy: Oh, yeah, I agree. It must have been hard for you to deal with that... but, uh... that was, like, 12 episodes ago.
Cake: Oh, what a shame, don't you agree Eggy?
*Eggy moves farther away from Cake, in discomfort* Eggy: Uh... yeah? I just told you that.
Cake: It sucked... *Cake falls asleep*
*Leafy walks up to Eggy, with a paper in her hand* Leafy: Hey, Eggy! Wanna play a game of tic-tac-toe with me?
Eggy: Uh... not really. Just, y'know, elimination and all is putting me in a bad mood today.
Leafy: But, Eggy! We've been doing this game for 24 days, daily now!
Eggy: Look, if you wanted to talk to me so bad, you should've asked me to be on your team. *Eggy walks away*
Leafy: I- did...
*Cake at Stake!*
Announcer: Wow! You guys are here early.
Cake: Yeah, I mean, I just woke up...
Pin: Uh... can we just get on with it?
Coiny: Yeah, I'm kind of anxious.
Announcer: FFFFFFFine. I have a bowl of 6 pizza rolls. If you are safe, you get one. If you are eliminated, you get... nothing.
Firey: How many votes did we get?
Announcer: How many? We got 11 votes.
Clock: That's... less than last time.
Announcer: Just deal with it. Coiny is the first safe, with 0 votes.
Coiny: Yep, I knew this coin creature would be safe.
Announcer: Next safe is Firey and Needle, with 1 vote each.
Needle: Phew, I got scared there for a second.
Announcer: Now it's down to our final 4. Eggy, Pin, Cake, and Clock. Three of you are safe with 2 votes, while one of you is eliminated with 3.
Cake: Well, who is it?
Clock: I can't wait any longer! Tell us!
Announcer: Eggy, Pin and Clock are safe with 2 votes. Cake is eliminated with 3.
Eggy: Oh, phew. I thought I was toasted this time.
Cake: Aw, me?
Pin: Yay, I'm safe! Sorry about getting eliminated, Cake.
Cake: No, it's fine. I always just... slept in challenges, so I kind of deserve this...
Needle: But, you've helped us, a lot!
Cake: I did?
Pin: Yeah! Remember the challenge we had to make a cake? You gave us the win so easily on that one!
Firey: Yeah!
Cake: ...Well, thank you all for the great memories we had. See you all soon!! *Cake disappears*
Eggy: I'll miss him.
Clock: Him??
*Everyone else is sitting around in a field, waiting for the fifteenth challenge*
Woody: Wuh's gonna be the 15th challenge?
Nickel: Huh. Good question.
Fanny: I hate asking questions!
Woody; Go back to yowuh team, Fanny. *Woody pushes Fanny away*
Fanny: I hate this!
Match: Like, Fanny needs to calm down.
Lightning: I agree. Honestly, we need to get a new leader.
Match: Couldn't it, like, be me?
Lightning: You already have a faction. If you're team leader, you'll just favor the alliance.
Match: Then who? Snowball? Fanny? You?
LIghtning: We're NOT choosing Snowball. Also, not me, because I'm humble. (totally)
Match: Then... like... who else is there?
Flower: What about me?
*Match and Lightning both look at eachother in confusion* Match: Like, you?
Bubble: Yeah! Flower seems like a great captain. She's becoming nicer now!
Fanny: I ALSO agree. She doesn't kill people anymore!
Lightning: Fine.
Black Hole: Hey, Death P.A.C.T, look what Liy got us!
Liy: Hey, guys. I'm sorry for how I acted in the past, so I decided to try to make up for it with some cupcakes!
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Pen: Aw, Liy, you don't need to apologize for that! You just tried to help us win!
Tree: Yeah, no worries. We were just a little salty when we lost. Thanks!
Liy: No proble-
*Bottle walks up, takes 5 cupcakes, eats them, and leaves happily*
Liy: Oh.
Remote: I couldn't eat them anyways, not a big loss.
Pen: Hey, announcer. What's the fifteenth challenge?
Announcer: Well, Pen... today is a very special day. We're at our final 50!
TV: *cheering sounds*
Pen: Yeah, but-
Announcer: So that means this challenge, we are going to have to go higher!
Marker: What does that mean?
*Announcer teleports everyone to eight hot air balloons* Announcer: This is what I mean.
Tennis Ball: Woah... where are we?
Basketball: Are... we in the sky?
Announcer: Yes. The 15th challenge is to stay on your team hot air balloon. The first team to have all of their members fall down to the ground... loses.
Cloudy: Wait, what about us flyers?
Puffball: Yeah, we... can't really fall.
Announcer: You guys will automatically not count, but you can still help your team.
Black Hole: Sweet.
Announcer: Now, go.
*Free Food POV* Stapy: Well, this is just great! With Bell and Puffball not counting, we basically only have 4 members in. We're a giant target!
Eraser: Hey, cheer up. Think of it this way. We can use Bell and Puffball to knock people out, and we don't even fall!
Bell: Yeah!
Puffball: I'm gonna go to one of the other teams, who is going with me?
Marker: I'm going with Puffball!
Foldy: Me, Bell, Eraser and Stapy are gonna stay here, right guys?
Bell: Yep!
Eraser: Yeah! We'll be on defense!
Marker: Alright! Bye guys! *Marker and Puffball leave*
Foldy: Alright guys, now that they're gone, we have to look for possible intruders!
Stapy: Right! *Free Food looks for intruders*
*Meanwhile, on BLEH's hot air balloon* Saw: Woah... it is windy out here!
Gaty: What do you expect? We're thousands of feet up in the air. There's bound to be a gust.
Saw: But, like, it's super windy! Like, drop you off your feet windy!
Gaty: I don't see your point here. If you can't handle it, just lay down. I'll pilot.
Lollipop: Uhh... you guys can't really pilot. *whispers* Dora's already doing it.
Saw: Oh. Okay?
Dora: DADAAD (I can hear you, y'know...)
Gaty: How does piloting a hot air balloon work, anyway?
*Taco points to Blocky* Taco: Guys! Blocky is going to sabotage us!!
Saw: W-What? *Saw looks at Blocky, who has a needle in his hand*
Blocky: Get ready to lose, BLEH! *Blocky holds a needle, and aims it for Teardrop*
Taco: Guys, what do we do?!
Dora: DADADA (I have a plan.)
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: Blocky, what are you doing?! That's our prize! It's sacred!
Blocky: Shut up, GB. I know what I'm doing?
Robot Flower: Who are you aiming for?
8-Ball: It looks like BLEH.
Robot Flower: But why would you point it at BLEH? Are they, like, easier?
Blocky: Yeah... they have 6 members, we have 7.
TV: That's 14% of all remaining contestants.
Tennis Ball: Are you sure this is a good idea, Blocky?
Blocky: It... has to be! *Blocky throws the needle at top speed*
Basketball: WOW! That's fast!
*BLEH POV* Gaty: Woah, woah! Dora, what are you doing?!
Lollipop: Are you insane, Dora?! What is running towards it at top speed gonna do!?
Taco: Guys, the needle is heading straight towards Teardrop!!
*Dora pushes Teardrop out of the way with her left hand, and grabs the needle with the other*
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Lollipop: Oh wow, you pushed Teardrop out of the way of a needle that won't even hurt her. Why don't you show us another great stunt, Dora?
Dora: DADADA (Watch this.) *Dora throws Lollipop off*
Lollipop: Oh, great. Skydiving. *Lollipop falls down*
Saw: Dora! Why did you do that?!
Dora: ADADADA (Trust me, it'll be worth it.)
Gaty: I guess we don't need this anymore... *Gaty throws the needle back*
*ABNTT POV* Blocky: My needle! *Blocky grabs the needle* Phew.
Golf Ball: Why do you even need that needle!? It's not gonna cause you to magically win, and it MOST CERTAINLY won't push anyone off.
Blocky: But do you know what will!? *Blocky kicks Golf Ball off of ABNTT's hot air balloon*
Tennis Ball: Aw, seriously Blocky?!
Blocky: Do you want to be next!?
Tennis Ball: No :(
Basketball: You still have the needle though, right?
Blocky: Yep!
TV: So, nothing of value was lost.
Robot Flower: But which team do we target next?!
*8-Ball looks at Beep* 8-Ball: I think I know a team.
*Meanwhile, on Team Ice Cube's hot air balloon...*
Gelatin: Hey, look at me! I'm so high!
Donut: Hey! Gelatin, that is not appropriate to say!
Gelatin: Why? We're in the air, so no one can hear us...right!? Did they monetize the sky or something?!
Donut: Just forget it! Do what you want, I don't care.
Barf Bag: Hey, hey. Don't fight, guys! That's the last thing we need right now!
Bomby: Yeah!
Bracelety: Hey... guys?
Barf Bag: Gh- Bracelety, what is it?
Bracelety: Why is our balloon sinking instead of rising?
Bomby: Is it another avalanche?!
Donut: No, no, Bomby. There has to be a reasonable cause of this...
Gelatin: Have you guys considered... Spongy?
Spongy: Gelatin, are you saying I'm fat?!
Gelatin: Yeah, pretty much
Spongy: So are you guys going to push me off, like you always do? Just throw away Spongy, like he's nothing but a dead weight!
Donut: When did we ever say that?
Bomby: But, Donut. We can't just let him stay. We'll lose again, and one of us will go! Again!
Bracelety: Yeah...
Spongy: *sigh* Get rid of me, I guess. I'm just mad I can't help you guys win...
Barf Bag: Wait... you can help us, Spongy!
Bracelety: Huh?
Spongy: Wha?
Barf Bag: Why don't we... put you on another team's balloon? So you can sabotage them!
Spongy: Okay, fine... But which team do I go on?
Bracelety: Not Death P.A.C.T, or ABNTT. Just because... they are friendly to us!
Donut: Yeah... sure.
Gelatin: Why not iance? Match hates Spongy, she'll surely get set off at the sight of him!
Bomby: Good idea! Ready, Spongy?
Spongy: You know I am!
*Bomby grabs Spongy, and throws him over to iance*
*Iance POV* Spongy: Uh... hello?
Flower: An intruder?!
Snowball: Oh... hey Spongy!
Match: Like, OMG, Spongy! Wanna play spongy cake!?
Ruby: Can I, like, join?!
*Team Ice Cube POV* Gelatin: This was a much better idea on paper.
Donut: If it distracts them, fine.
*Iance POV- and spongy* Flower: Are they seriously just... letting Spongy join?
Fanny: He doesn't look hostile.
Bubble: Spongy is a great friend to be around, just so you know.
Lightning: I say this is bogus. We should just push him off.
Snowball: I don't think you could if you TRIED. Spongy is like, a million pounds. I mean, h-he's not even a problem for me to hold!
Fanny: Uh-huh. Right.
Match: You're cool, Spongy. I don't know why Pencil never saw that in you.
Ruby: Oh, please. That bozo bot Golf Ball is a million times worse than no Spongy can ever be.
Spongy: Thanks, guys! I knew you guys would make great friends.
Bubble: Yeah! Maybe you can join our team?
Ruby: I don't think that's allowed.
Match: What if we add Spongy as an alternate in the alliance instead?
Bubble: Oh hey, that could work!
Spongy: I don't think I really want t-
Match: Like, welcome to the alliance, Spongy!
*Fanny stops* Fanny: Wait a second... WHY CAN I SEE THE GROUND FROM HERE?!
Flower: Huh?! Are we...descending?!
Snowball: I think so! This isn't good...
Lightning: I told you to start hitting the gym, Snowball. All that extra weight isn't doing you any good.
Snowball: Excuse me, I'm very sensitive about my weight, and I would like it if you weren't to say those... rude remarks. :(
Flower: Guys! Not now! We need some weight off of here!
Match: Eh, hot air balloons are boring.
Ruby: I think we're gonna bounce on this one.
Match: Come on, Spongy.
Spongy: Huh!? Wait!
*Match, Ruby, and Spongy jump off* Ruby: Cya, guys!
Bubble: Bye...
Fanny: Okay, now that all that weight is gone, we're going back up, right?
Lightning: Yeah, but we aren't going very fast.
Snowball: Hey. At least the teams can't see us from down here.
Flower: True.
*BEEP POV* Leafy: Woody, don't be scared! We're safe, in a hot air balloon.
Woody: Wuh... okay!
Leafy: Good! See, Nickel, I'm helping him get over his fears.
Nickel: Yeah, okay. Sure.
Balloony: Hey, guys? What is tha-
*Balloony pops, causing everyone on BEEP to stop* Cloudy: Balloony?!
Woody: Balloony... WAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Leafy: Okay, guys. Calm down, it'll be okay!
Rocky: Bleh!
Leafy: Yeah, be like Rocky, positive!
Nickel: Eh, it's not like death doesn't occur every other minute.
Cloudy: Yeah, you're right.
*Woody grabs the needle that popped Balloony* Woody: A needle?
Nickel: Who would throw a needle to pop someone?
Leafy: I think I know someone...
*Leafy sternly looks at Blocky, who is paying no attention* Leafy: It was him.
Nickel: Okay, yeah, but how do we get back at him?
Woody: Grrr, take this! *Woody grabs Nickel*
Nickel: Okay, Woody. I know what you are about to do. Can't we think about tHISSSSSSS-!?
*Woody throws Nickel to A Better Name Than That's balloon, hitting Tennis Ball*
Tennis Ball: AGH! *Tennis Ball falls off, but Nickel barely hangs on*
Basketball: Hey! Why'd you throw Tennis Ball off?!
Nickel: That wasn't me, I swear!
Basketball: Liar! *Basketball grabs on to Nickel's hand to push him off*
Nickel: FOOL! *Nickel grabs onto Basketball, causing both of them to fall down*
Basketball: Oh noooooooooooo....
8-Ball: Geez, it seemed like she wanted to fall down.
Robot Flower: Agreed?
Blocky: Hey, guys! Throw me, cuz I'm gonna get on some team's balloon!
Robot Flower: Fine. *Robot Flower grabs Blocky, and throws him as hard as she can*
8-Ball: Is he gone?
Robot Flower: Yep.
TV: Yay!
8-Ball: Finally, peace.
TV: Indeed.
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Pen: Black Hole, do you see someone?
Black Hole: I don't know... it's kind of hard to see when you're a giant hole with no eyes or mouth!
Remote: Or nose.
Black Hole: Whatever.
Liy: Wait... I think I see someone!
*Marker and Puffball walk up to Death P.A.C.T's balloon*
Tree: Who are those?
Pen: Yeah, who are you?
Marker: I'm your worst nightmare! A washable writing tool!
Pen: NO....
Tree: Seriously? Okay, why are you here?
Puffball: To knock all of you off, duh.
Remote: That won't happen.
Bottle: Yeah, that won't happen!
Marker: Just, watch! *Marker grabs Pen*
Pen: Wh- Hey, let go of me, you washable menace!
Marker: Oh... okay!
Liy: Pen, no!!
*Marker throws Pen off the balloon*
Pen: Purple is my least favorite colooooooooooooorrrrr...!
Liy: This will not go unpunished!!! *Liy grabs onto Marker, on Puffball*
Tree: Liy, what are you doing?!
Bottle: Yeah, Liy, what are you doing!?
Liy: I will avenge you, Pen! *Liy pushes Marker*
Marker: I'm falling! Ugh, if I'm going down, you're coming with me!!
*Marker grabs Liy, and falls down with her*
Remote: Liy!
Puffball: Marker!
Tree: Look, you pushed our members off, can you leave now?!
Puffball: FINE! But first *Puffball grabs Remote and throws her down*
Remote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*Puffball leaves*
Tree: Are you kidding me!?
Bottle: Hey, I'm still here!
Tree: Yeah, sure... Black Hole, make sure this doesn't happen again.
Black Hole: Yep! I totally will.
*The Losers POV* Pin: Oh, great. Look.
Firey: What is it?
Eggy: Is that... Blocky?!
Blocky: Yep! And it's time to be pushed off!
Clock: Woah, woah. We can arrange this! You don't have to do this!
Blocky: Too bad! *Blocky grabs Clock, and pushes him off* Clock: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....
Eggy: This WILL stop now!
Blocky: Uhhh... how about no. *Blocky grabs Eggy*
Eggy: Blocky, don't you dare even attempt to throw me down!
Blocky: Or else? *Blocky drops Eggy*
Eggy: Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo- *Eggy falls to impending doom*
Needle: He's on a rampage!
Pin: What do we do!
Coiny: I got this. *Coiny walks up to Blocky* Can you stop hurting my teammates?
Blocky: *Sigh* Fine. But just because you're my friend. But one thing.
Coiny: What?
*Blocky grabs Needle* Blocky: I'll just be taking this!
Needle: HUH?! *Blocky runs off with Needle*
Firey: This is a disaster.
Coiny: I agree.
*Free Food POV- Bell, Eraser, Foldy, Stapy* Eraser: Do you think Puffball will come back soon?
Stapy: We can only hope so...
Foldy: Hey, I think she's arrived!
*Puffball comes back* Puffball: Hey, guys.
Stapy: Wait, where's Marker?
Puffball: He got into a fight with Liy. It didn't turn out well for them.
Stapy: Ugh. Liy.
Foldy: Forget about HER. Did you knock any teams out?
Puffball: Eh. Couldn't really.
Eraser: Aw, that sucks.
Bell: Hey, guys! Look! HE's coming! *Bell points to Blocky, holding Needle*
Blocky: Hello. You guys ready to lose?!
Eraser: Come on, Blocky. We're friends!
*Blocky rips Foldy* Blocky: Sorry, man. Friends don't win you a competition, do they?
Stapy: Grrr! You killed my best friend, Foldy! *Stapy tries to punch Blocky, but his hand is grabbed by Blocky's hand*
Blocky: Sorry, fella. You're gonna need to try harder than that. *Blocky kicks Stapy off the balloon*
Eraser: PLEASE, Blocky! I won't mess with your team, I promise! Just don't kick me off!
Bell: Yeah! He's never wronged you!
Puffball: Spare him, please...
Blocky: ...fine. While I'm at it, I guess I don't need Needy anymore!
Needle: Don't call me- *Blocky throws Needle off of Free Food's balloon*
Blocky: If you want advice, I suggest you ditch this balloon, and go somewhere else. You're safer there. *Blocky leaves.*
Puffball: He's right. *Puffball and Eraser go to Death P.A.C.T's balloon*
Tree: What are YOU doing here?
Bottle: Yeah, what are YOU doing here, hehe!
Eraser: Look, I know my team might have pushed a few members of your team off... including Pen... but can I PLEASE stay with you guys?!
Tree: I'm not convinced.
Eraser: I COULD DIE if you don't!
Bottle: Yeah, he could die if you don't!
Tree: ...Okay, sure. Just don't mess with anything.
*Team Ice Cube POV* Barf Bag: Man, I kinda miss Sponge.
Donut: Me too, but we have to keep going!
Gelatin: Yeah!
*Bomby jumps* Bomby: Yeah!
Bracelety: Uh... Bomby...?
Bomby: Yeah?
Gelatin: Y-your fuse...
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