《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 14: Describe it All
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*Teardrop and Eggy are sitting on a bench, near the elimination area*
Eggy: Y'know TD, I would say my team is pretty lucky. We haven't lost a single person since episode 3! And even then, that was... Loser.
*Teardrop understandingly nods*
Eggy: I mean, you guys have lost 2 people. There was Ice Cube, and then Book. I never knew Ice Cube, but Book seemed pretty well-read. Don't you think?
*Teardrop shrugs*
Eggy: I understand. Anyways, it was nice talking, but I'm going to find my team! Cya around, TD! *Eggy walks away*
*Meanwhile, with Team Ice Cube* Gelatin: Haha, do you guys remember when Spongy did a cannonball into the pool?
Bracelety: That was hilarious! It took days to get the water out of him!
Spongy: Heh... yeah, that was fun. Do you guys remember when Naily held Firey Jr. out on the diving board?
Barf Bag: Oh man, he screamed so bad! Man, he was such a little menace, but he was our menace...
Spongy: Yeah... I wonder where they are now?
*Bomby walks up to the rest of Team Ice Cube* Bomby: Guys, I got bananas!
Spongy: I love bananas!
Bracelety: Yay!!
Barf Bag: But where COULD they possibly be?
Gelatin: Barfy, don't worry. Just have a banana!
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Tree: Ah, man. Cake at Stake is about to start, right?
Remote: Affirmative. Are you worried?
Tree: Well, yeah. I kinda want to win?
Pillow: We all do.
Remote: There's no need to worry, Tree. We both know you are in good favor with the voters. You only got one vote last time.
Tree: Yeah. But still, someone getting out of our team is a distressing thought.
*Announcer pops up* Announcer: Prepare to be distressed, Tree. It's time for cake at stake.
Pillow: You are so predictable.
Announcer: Shush.
*Cake at Stake!*
Announcer: Hello, Death P.A.C.T, you guys lost the last challenge. Anything to say?
Black Hole: This was unfair. We don't hurt people, we try to help them. And putting us in a challenge where we have to hurt people? It's almost obvious we'd lose.
Pillow: I don't care.
Pen: I for one, think that-
Announcer: Shush. We got 16 votes. The prize today are the 6 shattered chips Liy took off of Ruby last challenge.
*All of Death P.A.C.T. looks at Liy angrily* Liy: Look, I'm sorry! I was just trying to help us win!
Pillow: Your attempt ended in failure.
Announcer: Tree was the only one with 0 votes. So he's safe.
Tree: Phew. That's a re-leaf! *badum-pshh*
Pillow: That was a horrible joke.
Remote: Do you have the need to commentate on every thing you hear???
Pillow: Yeah.
Announcer: Next safe are Remote, and surprisingly, Liy, at 1 vote each.
Remote: Yes!
Liy: S-surprisingly!?
Announcer: Next safe are Pen and Bottle, with 2 votes to their names. Here's your pieces.
Pen: Oh, phew.
Bottle: Ooh! It's made of glass, just like me!
*Ruby hears from afar* Ruby: GLASS?!
Announcer: Black Hole. Pillow. You are the final two.
Pillow: Hm. This is an interesting scenario.
Bottle: Pillow, this isn't good! Our alliance!
Pillow: Don't worry, Bottle.
Black Hole: Oh, wow. I'm in the bottom two. Again.
Announcer: And you are safe, with the same amount of votes, too, at 3. Pillow, you are eliminated, at 7 votes, the most ever. *Announcer gives Black Hole a glass shard*
Black Hole: Wow. Thanks.
Pillow: It appears I have reached my elimination, haven't I?
Bottle: Pillow! D:
Pillow: Honestly, this is a humiliating feeling. Just having to realize, despite trying so hard at getting any closer to winning, just to lose.
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Announcer: Are you ready to go.
Pillow: I have to be. Goodbye, team.
Black Hole: W-we'll miss you.
Pillow: Yeah. *Pillow disappears*
Bottle: Well, this is just great... my best friend is gone...
*Bracelety walks up to Bottle* Bracelety: Hey, Bottle? Are you okay?
Bottle: Not really. I was in an alliance with Pillow, but she got eliminated. So, now I don't even have an alliance anymore... :(
Bracelety: I mean, we could be in an alliance!
Bottle: But, you're on a different team than me. How would that work?
Bracelety: I mean, we could just try to... help eachother out? Like a mutual help?
Bottle: Hm. Sure! *Bracelety and Bottle shake hands*
Black Hole: Hey, Bottle! Hurry up, we gotta get ready for the next challenge!
Bottle: Okay, just give me a sec!
*Iance POV* Flower: Hey, guys! Do you guys wanna try my sweaters?
Fanny: I'm fine with how I look right now...
Snowball: No. Not until you apologize for calling me a wimp!
Flower: You're still pressed about that? That was a day ago!
*Bubble whispers to Flower* Bubble: Don't tell him this, but his brain is kinda small. So just give him what he wants.
Flower: Oh... ok. Sorry.
Snowball: That's more like it. I still don't want the sweater though.
Flower: Seriously?!
Announcer: People, shush. It's time for the 14th challenge.
Needle: Now I know why you're so tired all of the time, Cake. It's been 14 challenges already...
Cake: Yeah...
Announcer: Anyways... The 14th challenge is a puzzle, of sorts.
Bell: That sounds complicated.
Announcer: Listen. One person in your team will have an item, and everyone else on the team will have to guess the item just by how the one person describes it.
Foldy: So, are we like, blindfolded?
Announcer: Yes. Now, it's time to pick the describers.
Announcer: For iance, it's Snowball.
iance: SNOWBALL!?
Snowball: Aw, yeah. I knew it would be me. Are you guys ready for an easy victory?
Match: Are you guys ready for a fat L?
Ruby: Hey, Match. Cheer up! Snowball clearly knows what he's doing.
Lightning: Yeah. Clearly knows...
Announcer: For BEEP, it's Rocky.
*Cloudy, Balloony, Nickel and Woody just sit in horrified awe*
Woody: Wocky?!
Leafy: Aw, c'mon guys, this'll be fun! Rocky will do great at explaining, won't you, little one?
Rocky: Mhm!
Announcer: For Team Ice Cube, it's Barf Bag.
Bomby: Oh, phew!
Gelatin: You got this, Barfy!
Spongy: Yeah!
Barf Bag: Are... you guys sure?
Donut: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do great.
Barf Bag: Thanks, guys.
Announcer: For Death P.A.C.T, it's Remote.
Bottle: You can do this, Remote!
Tree: Yeah, you bet your batteries you can!
Liy: Yeah...
Pen: Aw, man... I wish it was me.
Liy: Pen, be polite.
Black Hole: Yeah.
Announcer: For The Losers, it's Eggy.
Eggy: Oh my egg! Me? I don't think I'm qualified for this.
Clock: Don't worry, Eggy. You'll be fine! *whispers* Hey, at least it wasn't Cake.
*Cake is shown snoozing in the background.*
Coiny: Yeah, you got this Eggy! Don't worry, I'm like, great at puzzles.
Firey: No, you aren't.
Coiny: And how would you know?
Firey: I just know.
Needle: Both of you, shush!
Announcer: For A Better Name Than That, it's TV.
Tennis Ball: Oh, ok... TV.
Basketball: Yeah... TV...
Robot Flower: You got this, TV! You're a mechanical mind, so you'd be excellent at describing.
Golf Ball: Huh. You're right.
Announcer: For Free Food, it's Bell.
Stapy: Oh, yay.
Foldy: Hey, Stapy, cheer up. Bell will do just fine!
Marker: Yeah! Go Bell!!
Announcer: And finally, for Bleh...
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Gaty: Announcer?
Announcer: Teardrop.
Gaty: Welp... it was a nice try, but we've lost.
Lollipop: Yeah, I guess we're going to have to lose for a third time...
Dora: DADADADAD (Can you just stop worrying so much)
Taco: Guys, can you just stop worrying so much?
Saw: Yeah, we'll be fine!
Dora: ...Bruh
Announcer: Go.
*TV is holding an orange* TV: Oh, wow. What I'm holding is very...well...orange.
Golf Ball: A wood plank?
Tennis Ball: Ahhh....uh... sand?
Basketball: ME!
TV: No, no, and... no.
Robot Flower: Uh...hm. I'm lost.
Golf Ball: Guys, we can't be "lost" yet! We've only started!
TV: Yeah, this is kinda pathetic.
Blocky: I'm not good at guessing, don't get mad at ME for that!
8-Ball: Is it an orange?
TV: Oh... uh... correct?
*The blindfolds on ABNTT fall down*
8-Ball: Nice.
Golf Ball: An orange...seriously?
Blocky: Gimme that! *Blocky takes the orange, and eats it*
TV: My orange :(
Robot Flower: Yay! We did it!!!
Announcer: Good job. Your prize is a needle.
Tennis Ball: A needle?
8-Ball: How needy.
*The Losers POV* Needle: Don't call me needy! *Needle slaps Coiny*
Coiny: What was that for? I didn't even call you Needy, Needy!
Needle: Oh. Don't call me Needy! *Needle slaps Coiny*
Eggy: Can both of you calm down!? I won't ever be able to explain with you two yelling around!
Firey: Yeah, be quiet Coiny!
Cake: What color was it again?
*Eggy holds the stake* Eggy: Uh, red.
Pin: Hmmm... red? What do I know that's red?
Clock: Well, you're red.
Pin: Yeah, but what ELSE is red?
Clock: Hm... soda?
Eggy: Unfortunately, that's incorrect.
Cake: Can you at least... eat it?
Eggy: Well, yeah?
8-Ball: Is it sour cream?
Eggy: N- Wh- What are you doing here?!
8-Ball: I don't know. I'm bored, so I wanted to help you guys.
Eggy: Well, you can't. *Eggy throws 8-Ball away, to another team*
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Tree: Hm... Remote, I have a question.
Remote: Yeah, what is it?
Tree: Is there any properties to it?
Remote: You write with it.
Pen: So, it's a Pen?
Remote: No.
Liy: Crayon?
Bottle: Marker?
Remote: Nope.
Black Hole: So, it must be a pencil, right?
Remote: Correct! Death P.A.C.T. is safe!
Announcer: That's my line. Don't steal it from me.
Remote: Oh... ok
Bottle: Yay! We won!
8-Ball: Hey, Bottle. Can I join your alliance?
Bottle: Woah?! Since when were you here?
8-Ball: I don't know, a while probably.
Bottle: And... I guess you could join? Our alliance already has two members, but we don't mind a third!
8-Ball: Epic.
*Bleh POV* Lollipop: So we're just going to sit here... and do nothing?
Dora: DADADAD (What do YOU think)
Taco: Well... hold on a second. Teardrop can help us WITHOUT talking, right?
Saw: What's that supposed to mean?
Taco: Teardrop can like, make us hold the item, or whatever...
*Teardrop gives her twig to Gaty*
Gaty: Hm... It's very long, but not wide... A crayon, maybe?
*Teardrop facepalms loud enough for Gaty to hear*
Gaty: Huh. I guess not, then.
Saw: Come on, guys! We have the texture, now all we need is to figure out what it is!!
*Free Food POV* Foldy: What color is it?
Bell: Well, uh, it's not just one color. There's, uh, red, and blue, and a little bit of black, orange, green-
Stapy: Just forget about the color. Is there like any properties, identifying things to it?
Bell: It's, um, this, like uh, block think you like, uh, move? Maybe?
Puffball: You seem tense. Is something wrong?
Bell: I just get a little scared sometimes...
Stapy: Yeah. Sure.
Marker: Don't worry, Bell. There's nothing to be afraid of! Not with us, at least.
Eraser: Yeah. There's no need for you to be scared, Bell. I know.
Bell: Aw... thanks, guys.
Eraser: So what else is there about it?
*BEEP POV* Cloudy: Come on, Rocky! Say something!
Rocky: Bleh! *Rocky vomits on Cloudy*
Balloony: This is just grand! We're gonna lose, due to Rocky!
Leafy: Hey! Don't be too harsh on him! He will tell us when he wants...
Nickel: Have you tried... asking him at all?
Leafy: Oh! Good idea! Rocky, what's our item?
*Rocky walks up to Leafy, and gives him a cup*
Leafy: Woah, what is this... a cup?
Rocky: Mhm!
*Announcer pops up* Announcer: BEEP is safe.
Nickel: Oh wow, you did it Rocky!
Rocky: Mhm!
Woody: Good job everywone!!
*Iance POV* Snowball: Grrrr, what is this?!
Flower: Oh great, HE doesn't even know the item.
Ruby: Can you like, give us some details about it?
*Snowball grabs the heart* Snowball: It's pink! And stupid!
Flower: Is it me? Wait, I'm not stupid!?
Match: I'd beg to differ.
Bubble: Pink? Hm... a puffball, maybe?
Snowball: NO! Use your brain next guess!
Bubble: Bubbles don't have brains, stupid.
Snowball: Don't call me stupid! I can pop you right now!
Fanny: This is a disaster.
Lightning: Tell me about it.
*Team Ice Cube POV* Spongy: Is it tasty?
*Barf Bag looks at her chocolate bar* Barf Bag: Definitely!
Spongy: So it has to be spongy cake!
Bomby: S-spongy cake?!
Barf Bag: ...No.
Donut: Wait a second... Is it your favorite food?
Barf Bag: Oh... yeah, it is!
Donut: Then it must be a chocolate bar, because I know that's Barf Bag's favorite!
Barf Bag: Correct! *Team Ice Cube's blindfolds unwrap*
Announcer: Team Ice Cube is safe.
Donut: Good hints, Barfy!
Gelatin: See, I knew you could do it!
Barf Bag: Aw, thanks, guys!
Spongy: Wait... where's Bracelety?
*BLEH POV* Saw: Wait.. can we do a taste test on the item?
Lollipop: The announcer never explicitly said it wasn't a part of the rules... so... go ahead.
*Saw takes a bite out of the item* Saw: Hm... salty.
Dora: DDADADAD (What is it?)
Saw: Hmmm.... I think it's... uh... pretzel stick?
*Teardrop happily nods*
Gaty: Oh, huh. We won. Sweet.
Announcer: Yes. Bleh is safe.
Taco: Oh, phew, I got worried for a second. Good job, Teardrop!
*Teardrop high fives Taco*
*Free Food POV* Marker: Wait, you said it was a cube, right?
Bell: Yeah? So...?
Marker: Is it one of those cubes where you have to SOLVE it?
Bell: What do you- OH! Yeah, it is!
Foldy: Oh... I know those, I'm just blanking out on the name!
Eraser: Same!!!
Puffball: I hate to be anticlimactic, but the name you're looking for is "Rubix Cube"...
Bell: Oh... okay.
Announcer: Free Food is safe at 6th. Now it's down to iance and The Losers!
Marker: Ooh, who do you guys think will lose?
Stapy: I hope it's iance. They just...
Foldy and Stapy: bother us...
Eraser: Okay...???
*The Losers POV* Coiny: What could it possibly be??
Needle: Is it cherry ice cream?
Eggy: Not even close...
Cake: Hm... what's red and edible?
Firey: Pshh, that's easy! Tomatoes, strawberries, uhhh.... sweet potatoes?
Eggy: Nope.
Clock: Okay, I'm tired of this... can't you tell us anything more about it, Eggy?
Eggy: Uhhh... yeah, it's just my mind is kind of blanking right now on what to say...
Pin: Oof, I understand how that feels. Just let us know when you know how to help us!
Eggy: Okay...
*Clock ticks while the rest of The Losers do nothing*
Eggy: Oh, yeah! It's made of meat!
Firey: Did it take you that long to give us that detail???
Eggy: Yep! Now start guessing!!
*iance POV* Bubble: Snowball, you gotta give us details about it, or else we're gonna lose!!!
Snowball: There's nothing else to say! I hate it.
Flower: Look, can you just say... anything else?
Match: If you don't tell us what it is, we'll like, lose the contest...
Snowball: Well, too bad!
Lightning: Do you even have a heart???
Snowball: Oh... uh, yeah. I do.
Lightning: Huh?
Snowball: That was my item. A heart. So.... we win.
Fanny: I hate you sometimes.
Match: Like, me too.
Announcer: Iance is safe. So The Losers... lose.
Pin: Guys, we tried our best!
Eggy: Yeah... sorry for not giving enough detail...
Coiny: You did what you could, and even if that wasn't enough, you tried.
Eggy: Thanks, guys!
Clock: Yeah... right.
VOTE ONE OF THE LOSERS TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. THE PERSON WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM BFB VOTING THINGY.
Needle: Hey, Firey. Why don't you talk very much?
Firey: I just don't see the need to.
Needle: Oh... okay.
*Nobody talks for a bit*
Coiny: Awkward silence...
Firey: Coiny, get out of here!
Needle: Yeah!
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