《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 13: Thinking Outside of the Box
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Taco: Hey guys! Check this out. *Taco does a finger gun*
Clock: Woah, that's cool. I wish I could do that with my hands.
8-Ball: You don't have any hands.
Clock: ...Clock hands?
8-Ball: Eh, whatever. I wish I had a hand sometimes. Or even a leg...
Taco: Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that... but hey, think about it this way! Not many other people don't have arms and legs, so you're unique!
8-Ball: Huh. I guess I am unique...
*Yellow Face, Bell, and Puffball stand behind 8-Ball.*
Puffball: We don't have hands or arms either!
Yellow Face: All of that can change when you buy our Limb Grower Deluxe for just 5 payments of $76.55! So yeah, buy no-
Clock: I'm leaving.
8-Ball: Me too.
Taco: Don't you have like... an elimination to go to???
Bell: Oh yeah... I forgot about that.
Puffball: Let's go to the elimination area I guess...
*Cake at Stake!*
Announcer: Hello, Free Food. You guys lost last time, so you are at cake at stake. The prize today is a potato chip.
Marker: How many votes did we get?
Announcer: 13. Out of those, Stapy is safe with 0.
Stapy: Yay! Wait, what about Foldy? Is she safe?
Announcer: No. Eraser, Marker, and Puffball are, with 1 vote each.
Marker: Yay! *Marker bites into the chip.* Spicy.
Yellow Face: Uh oh! I'm not safe yet.
Foldy: Wait... how many votes did I get?
Announcer: You, and Bell both got tied, with 3 votes each.
*Yellow Face gasps.* Yellow Face: So, I'm eliminated?!
Announcer: Yep.
Yellow Face: Well, I'll miss you guys... I was really excited to compete... but... good things can't last forever.
Marker: Yellow Face! No!
Yellow Face: Goodbye, guys. *Yellow Face disappears*
*Stapy looks at Liy* Stapy: You... You're what caused us to lose Yellow Face.
Foldy: We will both get revenge!
*Stapy and Foldy walk away from the elimination area.*
Black Hole: Hey, uh, Liy? Someone was trying to talk to you.
*Liy looks behind her* Liy: Huh? I don't see anyone.
Black Hole: Forget it.
*Announcer walks up to everyone* Announcer: Hello. Are you guys ready for your next challenge?
Match: Like, what is it?
Robot Flower: I'm interested!
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Pin: Yeah! What IS it?
Announcer: Calm down, guys. *Announcer teleports a boxing ring to his location.*
*Robot Flower and Pin both gasp, while Match looks uninterested.* Match: So? What's the challenge?
Announcer: The challenge will be a losers bracket boxing match. 1 person from each team will go against someone else. When that person is safe, they grant their team immunity. The last team to not be safe loses!
Gelatin: Do we get to choose?
Announcer: No.
Gelatin: Oh. That's just great.
Announcer: Now, go.
**
Lollipop: You got this, Taco!
Blocky: Yeah, go 8-Ball, I guess... (these boxing gloves are useless now...)
Taco: Ready to go, 8-Ball?!
8-Ball: Yeah...
*Taco grabs 8-Ball* Taco: Huh, you're heavy.
8-Ball: Wow... how nice of you to say...
Taco: I didn't mean it mean.. I meant it.. I mean,-
8-Ball: Just get it over with.
Taco: Fine. *Taco throws 8-Ball over*
Announcer: Bleh is safe! No prizes today!
Saw: Aw, seriously?
Dora: ADADADAD (Fine, we don't need any.)
Blocky: Can you please tell me we get someone different next round?
Announcer: Yep.
TV: What a relief.
Golf Ball: It wouldn't be much better if it was you.
**
Eraser: So how are we gonna settle this, Whispy?
Tree: Whispy? What is that supposed to mean?
Eraser: Are you... gonna answer my question?
Tree: Frankly, I don't want to hurt you. But. I also want my team to win, so I'll play defense.
*Eraser tries to knock Tree down, but struggles* Eraser: Just fall down already!
Tree: Sorry, but victory won't be that easy... Woah! *Tree is knocked to the ground* Y-you're strong!
Announcer: 5...4...3...2...1... Free Food wins!
Eraser: Phew... I did a good job guys, right?
Marker: Y-yeah...
Eraser: What's wrong...?
Stapy: Take a wild guess... our friend just got eliminated.
Foldy: Yeah.
*Eraser contemplates saying something, but decides not to, and just walks away.*
Pillow: You were slacking off, Tree. This isn't good for any of us. You know that.
Tree: I know.. but he was strong!
Liy: Guys, calm down. I'm sure next round will go better...
Black Hole: We can only hope so.
**
Snowball: Coiny, is that you?
Coiny: Oh... hey SB! This is awkward, huh...
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Snowball: Yeah...
Flower: Snowball, what are you doing? Crush him!
Snowball: Flower, he's my friend! I can't!
Coiny: It's ok, SB. You can just eliminate me from this round!
Snowball: Eh... I can't... *Snowball steps off* You win.
Announcer: The Losers are safe!
Clock: Good job, Coiny!
Coiny: Thanks... I didn't really win it, though.
Clock: Oh.
Match: Like, seriously, Snowball? Sucking up to a friend you haven't seen in years?
Fanny: I thought you were strong!
Snowball: Forget it.
**
Nickel: Oh wow...this is gonna be hard.
Bracelety: Oh... Hi Nickel!
Nickel: Hey. So... are we gonna-
Bracelety: Yep! *Bracelety grabs Nickel*
Nickel: Hey! Get off of me!!
Bracelety: And this is for Ice Cube! *Bracelety throws Nickel as hard as she can*
Announcer: Team Ice Cube is safe!
Donut: Wow, good job Bracelety!
Spongy: High five?
Bracelety: Yeah! *Bracelety high fives Spongy*
Spongy: Ow.
Leafy: Nickel! Are you okay?
Nickel: Yeah, I'm fine.
Woody: Phew.
**
Blocky: Come on! Basketball?!
Bottle: You got this, Pen!
Pen: Ha! This is gonna be easy!
Basketball: I wouldn't be too sure of that.
Pen: What is THAT supposed to mean?
Basketball: You'll see. *Basketball starts running towards Pen*
Pen: You're running? Psh. Easy.
*Right as Basketball is about to approach Pen, she jumps, and kicks Pen from above*
Pen: AGH! Ow... *Pen tries to get up, but is too dizzy from the attack.*
Announcer: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Done. A Better Name Than That wins.
Basketball: See, I did it!
TV: ...Good job.
Tennis Ball: That was so cool!
Pillow: Oh, great.
Tree: Pull my weight, huh?
Pen: I didn't know Basketball was that strong! Like you did any better...
Remote: Come on, guys. We only have one more chance to win, we can't fight now!
Pen: Sigh... yeah. Let's do this!
**
Lightning: Oh... this should be easy?
Rocky: Bl-
Lightning: Huh?
Rocky: Bleh! *Rocky barfs on Lightning*
Lightning: Ew! Agh, get it off!
Rocky: Hm! *Rocky points to the cleaning fountain that just appeared a few minutes ago*
Lightning: Hey! You're trying to trick me, aren't you!?
Rocky: Bleh! *Rocky barfs on Lightning... once again*
Lightning: Ew ew ew!!! *Lightning leaves*
Announcer: Beep is safe!
Balloony: Good job little one!
Cloudy: Yeah! We couldn't have done it without you!
Rocky: Mhm!
Woody: Woohoo!!!
Announcer: Now it's down to Iance, and Death P.A.C.T... The winner of this round decides it all. The loser, well... they will be up for elimination.
**
Ruby: Well, well, well. Look who it is.
Liy: Hey, Ruby. Are you ready to battle?
Ruby: You know I am.
Liy: Heh... Let's do this. *Liy starts running to Ruby's direction*
Ruby: Oh, no you don't! *Ruby swiftly dodges Liy's attack*
Liy: Huh... you're fast! *Liy stops.*
Ruby: Yeah! Why don't you see? *Ruby starts running towards Liy*
Liy: Heh. You think you've won, huh? *Liy dodges Ruby, and uppercuts her while she turns*
Ruby: HUH!? *Ruby falls to the ground, in shock*
Announcer: 10...9...8...
Match: Like, Ruby! You can't lose now!
Bubble: We can't lose again!
Announcer: 7... 6... 5...
Liy: Gonna give up now, Ruby?
Announcer: 4... 3... 2...
*Ruby gets up, and grabs Liy's hands* Ruby: No! I'm not gonna give up this easily!
Liy: Ooh! The little rock is fighting back!
*Ruby pushes Liy to a corner* Ruby: I'm not a rock! I'm a gem!
Liy: You must not have much value, then! *Liy pushes Ruby to the ground, and charges up a punch*
Ruby: Ugh... are you gonna shatter me...?
*Liy realizes what she'd done* Liy: Wait...no... no. I'm not supposed to be hurting... I'm supposed to be helping! This is wrong...
Ruby: L-liy?
Liy: *sigh...* I forfeit.
Announcer: That means Iance clutches out the win, and Death P.A.C.T loses!
*Iance POV* Ruby: I did it!
Flower: That was so cool!
Match: Like, great job!
Snowball: Yeah. You did good.
Fanny: I hate how we couldn't have won sooner!
...
Fanny: But still... good job.
Bubble: That's our Ruby! *Bubble hugs Ruby*
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Liy: I'm sorry, guys.
Pillow: Liy!? How could... you?
Black Hole: It's ok, Liy. You did the right thing.
Bottle: In the end, it all ended fine!
Remote: Not really.
Bottle: Aw.
VOTE ONE OF DEATH P.A.C.T. TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. THE PERSON WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL BE ELIMINATED.
VOTING ENDS SOMETIME SOON
TV: Hey Basketball?
Basketball: What do you want...?
TV: I'm sorry for what I said.
Basketball: *sigh* Fine, I accept your apology. Just don't do that again.
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