《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 10: Go Take A Hike
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*Cake wasn't a very active guy. He wasn't the type to go on a hike, he would rather sleep most of the time. This is one of those times, as Cake is sleeping peacefully.*
Rocky: Hey, Cake! Wake up!
*Cake is awakened by the sound of Rocky.* Cake: Wh-... huh? Rocky, was that you?
Rocky: Mhm!
*Cake looks around.* Cake: Hey Rocky, do you know where the rest of my team is?
* Rocky shook his head, indicating that he wasn't aware of their location. *
Cake: Hm, that's odd. Normally they would have woken me up. Well, bye Rocky! I'm going to go find my team.
*Cake leaves.* Cloudy: Oh, hey Rocky! I didn't even see you there. Heh, that would've been unfortunate if I hadn't seen you... heh.
*Death P.A.C.T. POV.* Bottle: Aw, man. I wonder who will get eliminated.
Pie: Bottle, there's no need to worry. I'm sure it won't be you.
Bottle: Well, then, who do you think will get out?
Pie: Eh... uh...
*Tree walks by* Tree: Hey guys, you know it's time for the elimination, right?
Black Hole: Yeah, we better go. Better not to delay the inevitable.
*Bottle starts walking to the elimination area* Bottle: Alright, Pie, lets go!
*Cake at Stake!*
Announcer: Hello, everyone. We got 14 votes this time. The most, ever.
Remote: What's the prize?
Announcer: Dirt.
*Remote winced.*
Announcer: No need to worry, Remote. You, and Pen all got 0 votes.
Remote: Yay.
Pen: That's nice to know! But, who else is safe?
Announcer: Tree, with one vote.
Tree: One vote? I don't know why just one person would choose to vote me...
Announcer: Now for the remaining 5 of you. 3 of you got 2 votes.
*Bottle starts to shake* Bottle: I sure hope it's me!
Pillow: I don't care.
Announcer: Bottle, Pillow, and Liy all got two votes. Here's your dirt!
Bottle: Oh, yay!
Liy: Seriously? Two votes!?
Announcer: Now it's down to Black Hole and Pie. One of you is safe with 3 votes, while the other is eliminated, with 4.
Black Hole: What? I'm in the final two?
Pie: Well, you can't win them all.
Announcer: The person who got 4 votes was... Pie. You are eliminated. Black Hole is safe with 3.
Pie: Ah, I see.
*Announcer gives the dirt to Black Hole, with him just sucking his portion up*
Bottle: Oh no, Pie! You're eliminated!
Pie: Eh, I don't mind. I would rather I get out than anyone else here.
Black Hole: Thanks, I guess?
Pie: Just, Liy, make sure to keep the team safe. Especially...y'know... Pillow.
Liy: I will, don't worry!
Pie: Alright announcer, you can disappear me now.
Announcer: Ok.
Pie: Goodby- *Pie vanishes, leaving the rest of her team dumbfounded*
Pillow: Ok, now that that's over, can I leave now?
Liy: Do you even care that Pie is gone?!
Pillow: No.
*Liy grabs Pillow's hand* Liy: And just for your information, you're going nowhere.
Pillow: Awwww...
*Announcer POV* So how does it feel, iance?
*Bubble turns around* Bubble: What?
Announcer: You guys are the only team not to have lost... yet.
Flower: Wow, you're right! That's really cool!
Snowball: Hey, Flower. Don't jinx it.
Flower: Oh, ok.
*Balloony walks inbetween iance* Balloony: Hey, you, what's the next contest?
Announcer: Oh, yeah. The 10th contest is to *teleports* climb this mountain.
Balloony: Woah! This isn't Goiky!
Flower: Yeah, where ARE we?
Announcer: We're in a undisclosed location. Now get all of your team, together, to the mountain summit. G-
*Bomby runs up to the announcer* Bomby: Wait! Why are we doing this of all things!
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Announcer: Because, it's the tenth episode.
Bomby: Oh.
Announcer: Now, go.
*Bomby runs over to the rest of his team*
*The Losers POV- Coiny, Pin, Needle, Firey* Coiny: Alright guys, I can tell this is going to be fun!
Pin: What gives you that idea?
Coiny: I mean, it's not like this is our first time, right?
Pin: Huh?
Needle: I think he's talking about the time we climbed Yoyle Mountain.
Pin: Oh. Yeah, I guess, but I didn't really find that... fun.
*Firey walks up to his teammates* Firey: Hey guys, want some food?
Needle: I'd love to!
Coiny: Yeah, I need to eat, considering the walk ahead.
*The Losers POV- Cake, Clock, Eggy* Clock: They aren't even talking to us! This is unfair.
Eggy: Do you think they have a reason for this?
Cake: I'm not sure... I just want this challenge to be over already... I'm really, really tired.
Eggy: Come on, Cake. If you fall asleep, we won't make any progress!
Cake: I know, but sleep is just... so tempting...
Clock: Okay, I'm done with this. *Clock runs over to the rest of The Losers.*
Clock: Hey, you guys! Can you stop ignoring us and help?
Pin: Ignore? We thought you were doing your own thing.
Clock: Hm, yeah, suuuuure. Anyways, Cake is just about to fall asleep, can one of you hold her until she wakes up?
Needle: Why didn't you tell me sooner? Of course I can! *Needle grabs Cake, and gently holds her*
Cake: Thanks, Need...le... *Cake dozes off.*
Eggy: One less person to worry about.
*Free Food POV* Stapy: So, Bell, got any "ideas" you wanna say?
Bell: Really, Stapy? That was a long time ago. Let's just climb up this mountain.
Marker: Long time ago? That was... 11 hours ago.
Foldy: Hey, do you guys know where Eraser is?
Marker: I haven't seen him.
Eraser: Uh... I'm right here.
*Foldy looks up, to see Eraser on Bell.* Foldy: Why are you up there?
Eraser: I don't feel like walking. Plus, I get a good view from here.
Bell: You don't seem like the type to care about scenery. Plus, get off.
Eraser: Never!
Yellow Face: Hey guys, I don't know if I can keep up with all of you!
*Puffball looks back* If you're having difficulty, you can just ride on me!
Yellow Face: Really?
Puffball: Of course. Anything to help a fellow teammate!
*Yellow Face grabs onto Puffball* Yellow Face: Thanks!
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Tree: Liy, how does it feel to be captain?
Liy: To be honest, Tree, it feels a little overwhelming. I mean, now I have to constantly focus on Pillow, and Pie isn't even here to help me, and-
Tree: Woah, woah. Liy, it'll be ok.
Black Hole: With us on your side, I'm sure nothing could go wrong!
Liy: You mean it?
Tree: We mean it.
Pen: Hey guys, I would say we're doing pretty good! What do you guys think?
Remote: We are doing just fine right now. At this pace, we should...n't be last.
Bottle: Yeah! Noting could go wro-WOAH! *Bottle slips on a rock, and starts rolling down the mountain*
Pen: Oh no! Bottle!
Remote: Our progress, no!
Black Hole: Aw, shoot. What do we do.
*Pillow turns to face Black Hole* Pillow: You know, Black Hole, you could just go and suck him into your gravitational force, and bring him back. By extension, you could just suck all of us up, and bring us to the summit.
Black Hole: ...seriously? *Black Hole treks downwards to collect Bottle*
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Tree: Hey, that could work! Good idea, Pillow!
Pillow: Why are you acting like most of my ideas won't work?
Pen: Because... they don't.
Black Hole: Okay, I'm back.
Bottle: Hey guys! That was fun!
Pen: Okay Black Hole, now bring us to the summit!
Black Hole: *sigh* Fine. *Black Hole brings the team into his magnetic pull, and ascends upwards to the summit.*
Liy: Are we at the summit?
Pillow: I think so!
Bottle: Hey there Mr. Box. We've arrived.
Announcer: Death P.A.C.T. is safe. As a prize, you get a key!
Pen: Yay! But, whoah, this key is small. Uh, Bottle! Do you mind if you can hold this key inside you?
Bottle: Heehee! I don't mind at all!
Black Hole: That... was kind of tiring. I might take a nap. *Black Hole leaves*
Remote: Have fun with that!
*Team Ice Cube POV* Donut: So, what do you guys think this rope is for?
Gelatin: It's probably to grab one of us if we fall down. What did you think it was for?
Donut: Well, I don't know.
Barf Bag: Hey, guys. How far would you say we are?
Spongy: Definitely NOT far enough for you to feel comfortable.
Barf Bag: You didn't need to be blunt about it!
Spongy: Well, I'm sorry.
Bracelety: Where do you guys think Ice Cube is?
Gelatin: Not anywhere where you think.
Bracelety: Aw.
Donut: Gelatin, let her believe what she wants!
Gelatin: Look Donut, the faster she stops thinking about Ice Cube, the better.
Bomby: Hey guys, do you guys feel something?
Donut: Give us a sec, Bomby.
Bomby: No, really, I think you guys should see this!
*BEEP POV* Cloudy: It is getting kind of windy out...
*Rocky shivers* Rocky: Mhm!
Nickel: You're a cloud, though. Wouldn't you be used to it the most?
Cloudy: Yeah, I am used to it. I just wanted to tell you guys.
Leafy: Hey, everyone. Look at the bright side here! This is a bonding opportunity for all of us!
Balloony: It's been ten episodes, would we have known eachother enough by now?
Leafy: What about Roboty, do you know him?
Balloony: Fair point.
Woody: We don't know Woboty, though!
Roboty: .. .. - / .- .-.. .-.. / .... -....- .... ..- .-. .-. - ... ... (IIT ALL HURRTS)
Cloudy: Well, how has everyone's day been?
Balloony: Hm. Not too bad, honestly!
Nickel: Eh, more or less the same.
Woody: Good!
Rocky: Bulleh!
Leafy: Great!
Roboty: .... . .-.. .--. / -- . (HELP ME)
*A sudden burst of wind appears* Balloony: WOAH!
Cloudy: How... is it... so WINDY?
*The burst of wind sends Balloony into the air* Balloony: Someone, help!
*Leafy grabs on to Balloony* Leafy: Don't worry Oony, I got you!
Balloony: Leafy! Do you not realize you are lighter than me!?
Leafy: I am? *Another gust of wind blows them away, again...* Oh, so I am.
Cloudy: You aren't flying off today! *Cloudy grabs Balloony's hand*
Balloony: Wow, gee, thanks Cloudy! Now fly us back!
Cloudy: Yeah, with the wind... It'll take a while.
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: Wow, this wind is strong. Good thing we're heavy enough to stay on the ground!
Basketball: Well, I don't know if I'm heavy enough!
TV: I'm surprised. You've got such a big mouth, I would think you'd weigh a lot!
Blocky: OK, TV. This needs to stop.
TV: Why do you care? *ABNTT passes Blocky and TV*
Blocky: The way you treat Basketball is just wrong! Why do you act that way to people!?
TV: You see Blocky, I don't think the viewers care what I do.
Blocky: Huh?
TV: It doesn't matter if I act super nice, or be the meanest person in the world. It's only a matter of time before I get eliminated. Every win you guys get- is just delaying the inevitable.
Blocky: Then why do you choose to act so mean? Is it some sort of revenge?!
TV: Precisely. If the voters won't show me any respect, why should I? Why should I act nice in a game where it doesn't even make a difference!?
Blocky: TV... I didn't know you felt like that... I just- don't take your anger out on people!
TV: ...I guess you're right. I... will stop.
*BLEH POV* Taco: Agh... this is tiring.
Lollipop: Yeah... if only we had a faster way...
Dora: DADADAD (I'M RIGHT HERE!)
Saw: Hey guys, I think Dora wants to say something.
Gaty: Go ahead Dora, say it!
Dora: Vamos! *Dora grabs BLEH, and starts running*
Lollipop: Ah, good thinking Saw.
Saw: I know, right!
*Dora reaches the summit.*
Gaty: We're here!
*Teardrop pokes the announcer.*
Announcer: Bleh is safe.
Taco: The altitude is making me sick, ugh!
Pillow: You should... get over it.
*iance POV* Lightning: Isn't there a faster wa-
Pencil: Lightning, be quiet. Just deal with this.
Match: Yeah, we'll be walking for a long, long, time.
Lighting: I was trying to say that-
Pencil: Lightning, stop being so entitled! Just shut up, and keep walking.
Lightning: ...
Lightning: Why don't you shut up! You always boss people around, telling them what to do, when you have no idea what to do either!
Match: Woah, woah, woah. Wait-
Lightning: There's no more waiting! I'm going to finish this challenge all by my own, and you guys WON'T tell me what to do! *Lightning leaves*
Match: We might've been a little harsh.
Fanny: You don't think so!? We just lost a member.
Bubble: I'm sure she'll come back.
Ruby: I'm not so sure of that, Bubble.
Pencil: AUGH! Just forget about Lightning, keep walking!
Snowball: What's gotten into her?
Ruby: No idea, big guy.
*Team Ice Cube POV* Bomby: Guys!
Donut: Bomby, what is it?
Bomby: The ground feels WEIRD!
Barf Bag: The bomb-guy has a point. It almost feels...shaky?
Donut: Oh, yeah... That's not good.
Gelatin: Eh, I'm sure it's nothing serious. I mean if it was, Announcer would tell us about it...right?
Bracelety: What if it's an Ice Cube family reunion?
Spongy: That seems unlikely.
Barf Bag: Woah, everyone, stop. The ground really feels shaky now.
*Spongy falls over* Spongy: Mmmmmph!!!
Donut: Oh no.
Gelatin: What? What's wrong.
Donut: It's...
Bracelety: It's...?
Donut: AVALANCHE! TAKE COVER, EVERYONE!
*An avalanche pours right in the middle of Team Ice Cube, causing...problems*
Gelatin: OH NO! I'm falling!
Bracelety: Me too!
Bomby: Ohmigosh!!!
Spongy: No! Donut, you saved me, now it's time to repay the favor! *Spongy throws Donut and Barf Bag to safety, but falls down, along with the rest of Team Ice Cube in the process.*
Donut: Oh no.
Barf Bag: Could this day get any worse!?
*The Losers POV* Firey: Could this day get any better!?
Coiny: What are you talking about?
Firey: Well, I'm eating snacks, and going on a nice little hike with you guys!
Needle: Is this the summit?
Cake: Huh?
Announcer: The Losers are safe.
Eggy: Oh, sweet!
Clock: Time for a little sunbathing!
Pen: Clock, we're in the summit of a mountain! There's no sun here, you dingus!
*ABNTT POV* Robot Flower: Where do you think Blocky and TV are?
8-Ball: If anything, we should've just waited for them.
Basketball: I like not having to hear TV! Things feel a lot more peaceful without him!
Robot Flower: I mean, we're friends, but you have a point.
8-Ball: Wait, I think I see them!
Tennis Ball: No 8-Ball, that's just Free Food.
Foldy: We, like made it!
Announcer: Free Food is safe.
Yellow Face: Thanks for the ride!
Puffball: No problem!
Basketball: Do you think I should go check where they are?
8-Ball: Wait, no need, I think I see them!
Tennis Ball: No 8-Ball, that's just- oh. It is actually them.
Blocky: Hey guys.
Announcer: A Better Name Than That is safe. 3 teams left!
*iance POV* Match: I'm like, worried about Pence Pence.
Snowball: Yeah, I see. I don't know why she just lashed out!
Fanny: This is the reason why Lightning left!
Ruby: Come on, guys! I see the finish!
Bubbly: Roilly?
Fanny: Finally!
Flower: Yay! We made it.
Pencil: Finally! All this walking made me nauseous...
Flower: So, Announcer, are we safe?
Announcer: No. You're still missing Lightning.
Pencil: Ugh! That worthless bolt!
Fanny: Pencil, this is your fault! You've mistreated us since the moment we've started, and now when someone is tired of it, they're in the blame!?
Bubble: Goiys, calm down!
Snowball: Yeah, let's just wait for Lightning.
Barf Bag: Wait, you guys are waiting on someone too?
Ruby: Yeah, we're waiting on our friend, Lightning!
Donut: You guys are lucky. We're waiting on our whole team, that fell like a hundred miles down the mountain due to an avalanche!
Flower: Unfortunate.
*Lightning POV* Lightning: Ugh, stupid Pencil. I don't need her. I'm doing just fine by mysel-
*Lightning bumps into Woody* Woody: Wuh?
Lightning: Woody?
*Nickel looks back* Nickel: Lightning? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with your-
Leafy: Oh my gosh! A new visitor! Hello!
Rocky: Bulleh!
Lightning: Hey. Is it okay if I stay with you guys for a bit?
Cloudy: I don't mind, old friend!
Balloony: Hey, I think the summit's getting close!
Woody: Yay!!
Roboty: ... --- -- . --- -. -. / -.-. .- -. / ..-. .. .. -..- / -- . . . (SOMEONN CAN FIIX MEEE)
Leafy: Wait a second...does anyone feel the wind growing stronger?!
Lightning: Oh. Yeah. I can feel it, alright.
Balloony: Oh no! Everyone hold on!
*The wind gust blows, sending Leafy flying* Leafy: Aaahhh!!!! Someone help!
*Cloudy tries to grab on to Leafy, but it is too late, as Leafy as already flown too far* Cloudy: Oh no, what do we do!?
Balloony: Someone needs to go save him!
Roboty: ... .... . . ... / --. --- -. -. . (SHEES GONNE)
Cloudy: I'm on it! *Cloudy starts flying down*
Woody: I'm coming too! *Woody also starts running down*
Lightning: But what about the rest of us?
Nickel: Well, we're pretty much at the finish line... You can make your team safe now.
Lightning: Okay... *Lightning flies up to the finish*
Announcer: Iance is safe. Now it's down to BEEP, and Team Ice Cube.
Bubble: There you are, Lightning! I got so worried about you! *Bubble hugs Lightning*
Lightning: Glad to know you're safe too, Bubble.
*Team Ice Cube POV- Bomby, Bracelety, Gelatin, Spongy* Spongy: Wuh... What happened?
Gelatin: Don't you remember, an avalanche hit us? And we all fell down, like, a million miles down the mountain!
Bomby: THIS IS CHEAP!
Spongy: Oh... yeah.
Gelatin: I mean, look at it, it's almost night! We fell in the middle of daylight!
Bracelety: Yeah! Now how are we supposed to win?!
Spongy: Well, how would I know!?
Bomby: OF COURSE YOU DON'T! NONE OF US KNOWS ANY WAY FOR US TO WIN!
*Bomby's screaming causes a pile of snow to fall, revealing the rope they got last episode as a prize* Gelatin: Oh my collagen! Is that our rope!?
Spongy: Barf Bag and Donut had to have placed the rope to help us climb back up!
Bomby: YAY!
Bracelety: Well, what are we waiting for! Let's climb back up!
*All of Team Ice Cube gets on the rope, for the exception of Spongy.* Gelatin: Hey, Spongy! What's the hold up?
Spongy: I'm too big! If I go on the rope, it will break, and we'll all fall down again!!
Bracelety: But there's no other way, Spongy!!
Bomby: Actually, there's ONE way! *Bomby grabs Spongy, and throws him as far as possible*
Bracelety: Seriously?!
Gelatin: Whatever, keep climbing.
*Spongy gets thrown all the way to the finish* Spongy: Huh?
Barf Bag: Spongy?! How did you get here? And where's the rest of the team?!
Spongy: They're still climbing...
*BEEP POV- Cloudy, Woody* Woody: Weafy! Come here!
Cloudy: Where do you think he could even be?!
*Woody shrugs his arms* Woody: I dunno.
Cloudy: Well, he has to be somewhere around here...
Leafy: Guys!! Help!!
Woody: WEAFY?!
Leafy: I'm stuck between two rocks! You guys gotta get me out of here!
Cloudy: I'm on it! *Cloudy goes up to Leafy and tries to nudge him out of the rocks*
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