《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 7: The Chocolate Crumbles
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Tree: Hey Death P.A.C.T! How's it been?
Liy: I would say it's been good! How about you?
Tree: I've also been good! Just, tired sometimes.
Pen: I get that man, no worries!
Pie: Wait, where's Remote?
Bottle: She was with her friends!
Pie: Oh, ok. (If she likes her friends so much, then why didn't she join their team?)
*BLEH POV* Taco: When do you think that speaker box will start the elimination?
Lollipop: Judging from past occurrences, he has a tendency to jump in your face with no hesitation.
Taco: Hm. Interesting.
Book: Hey speak-
Announcer: Hello, Book. Are you ready for the elimination?
Book: I guess, but I don't know where everyone else is.
Lollipop: Book, we're right here.
Taco: Yeah, hey Book.
Saw: And Teardrop and I are right here!
Gaty: And I'm right here!
Announcer: So that just leaves-
Gaty: Dora, right? Don't even bother, she's probably eliminated.
Announcer: Actually, she got the least, 0 votes out of 13, along with Taco.
Taco: Oh, huh. Cool.
Announcer: The prize is a spoon.
*Dora arrives* Dora: DADADA (SPOON?!?!)
Announcer: There you are. *Hands spoon*
Announcer: Next safe is Teardrop, Gaty, and Saw, all with 2 votes.
Gaty: Two? That's twice as much then last time!
*Teardrop shrugs it off*
Saw: How am I supposed to use this spoon, anyways?
Announcer: Now we're down to Lollipop, and Book, our final two!
Lollipop: How eventful.
Book: Oh man...
Announcer: And...
Announcer: Lollipop is the last safe, at 3. Book, you're eliminated with 4 votes.
Lollipop: Nice. But sorry to hear this, Book.
Book: Eh, it's fine. Even though my time on this game was short, I enjoyed it all.
Announcer: Ready to go?
Book: Yeah. At least I get to see where Icy is now- *Disappears*
Gaty: Alright everyone, we're done here.
*They leave*
Yellow Face: SPOONS!
Stapy: Oh yeah, look at all of these spoons! We should take these!
Bell: Agreed!
Stapy: By the way, can you recover Foldy, Announcer?
Announcer: Sure. *Foldy is popped back magically*
Foldy: Yeah!
Yellow Face: C'mon team, let's go somewhere else!
All: YEAH!
*Losers POV* Eggy: Hey, Clock. Can you tell me when the next challenge is?
Clock: I am a clock, but I can't know when the next challenge will start?
Needle: That makes for a pretty crummy clock.
Clock: Hey!
Eggy: C'mon guys, let's go ask the announcer, since he would know.
Cake: Okay...?
Needle: Hey announcer, what's the seventh challenge?
Announcer: Glad you asked. The seventh challenge is to eat 100 chocolate balls.
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Donut: Seriously? That's it?
Bomby: THAT SOUNDS BORING!
Coiny: Yeah, I have to agree. It is boring.
Announcer: Fine then. Eat 1000 chocolate balls. Go.
Firey: What?
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: Alright everyone. we need jobs!
Blocky: Jobs? Seriously? We're eating chocolate.
Basketball: Yeah! What gives?
Golf Ball: We need eaters, givers, and watchers.
Robot Flower: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
TV: Basketball should be an eater; she has such a big mouth.
Basketball: TV!?
Tennis Ball: Me and Golf Ball will be the watchers.
TV: Us mechanical minds can't eat, so we are useless.
Tennis Ball: You guys can give the chocolate balls to the eaters!
Robot Flower: *sigh* Fine...
*Iance POV* Match: Like, I'm not a fan of dark chocolate.
Pencil: Yeah, I'll pass on this one.
Snowball: I'm gonna pass you out in a second!
Fanny: Snowball, it's not worth it. Let's just do the challenge.
Bubble: Wait, guys! I have an idea!
Ruby: What is it?
*BLEH POV* Gaty: We have such a disadvantage! All the other teams have 7 or 8 people, while we only have, like, 6!
Lollipop: Hey Gaty, you might wanna look.
Gaty: What is it? *Turns around*
*Dora is eating chocolate balls insanely fast*
Dora: DADADADA (I love chocolate islands!)
Saw: You got this Dora!
Taco: Uh, announcer...?
Announcer: BLEH is safe!
Gaty: Good job Dora!
Dora: DADADADAA (Now you want to praise me?)
*Death P.A.C.T POV* Remote: If we place this evenly, we all eat 125 chocolates.
Pillow: I can't really eat when I'm trapped inside a bottle, though.
Bottle: Yeah, hehe!
Pie: Fine, I'll free you, just for this challenge.
*Pie frees Pillow* Pillow: Thanks!
*Pillow runs off* Pie: Hey! Get back here...
Liy: She left again??
Pie: Yeah...
Pen: No time to worry, just hurry up with the challenge!
Tree: Yeah, let's go!
*Free Food POV* Eraser: I feel full of that lasagna... I can't eat anymore...
Fries: Oh my fast food chain are you serious!?
Yellow Face: Hey Fries! Want a spoon?
Fries: A spoon.
Yellow Face: YES!
Fries: Fine. *Grabs the spoon out of Yellow Face's hand*
Stapy: You just grab some chocolate with the spoon, and eat it, Fries!
Bell: Hey, uh, Marker, could you toss me some?
Marker: Okay! *Tosses chocolate to Bell*
Bell: Thanks!
*Team Ice Cube POV* Donut: You guys got this! Just keep eating!
Naily: Donut, we're almost done. No need to worry!
Gelatin: Yeah! And it's delicious!
Spongy: Guys, this is the last piece.
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Barf Bag: Who should we give it to?
Bomby: NOT ME! I'm full!
Gelatin: I think the homie Spongy deserves it!
Bracelety: Yeah! You got this Spongy!
*Spongy eats it* EVERYONE: yay
Announcer: Team Ice Cube is safe!
*The Losers POV* Pin: Can't Firey just burn up all of the chocolate?
Coiny: Yeah! But we still have to eat it though...
Clock: Let's use Bottle to collect the melted chocolate!
Bottle: Yeah!
Pin: Hey Bottle!
*Firey burns the chocolate, and they collect in Bottle*
Eggy: Now, who's going to drink it?
*Everyone backs away*
Eggy: ...
*BEEP POV* Leafy: Slow and steady wins the race, guys!
Balloony: Cloudy, how's it going?
Cloudy: Pretty good! How much would you say we have left?
Balloony: Hm... A few dozen!
Woody: Wuh wuh!!
Cloudy: You're right! We need to use Rocky!
Balloony: Little one?
Rocky: MHM! *Swallows all the chocolate*
Announcer: BEEP is safe!
Roboty: ... .- -.. (SAD)
Nickel: Good job little one!
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: How many of those are there left?
Blocky: Around thirty. Don't worry, we aren't in a bad position.
8-Ball: Yeah. Luckily, I don't have a favorite number, so I don't care how many chocolate balls I eat.
Basketball: What he said!
TV: Are you finished?
Blocky: Pretty much, I just have a few more left.
TV: Can I have one?
Blocky: Knock yourself out, man.
Basketball: Finished!
Announcer: A Better Name Than That is safe.
Robot Flower: THIS PLAN WAS TOO COMPLICATED!
Tennis Ball: But it worked, right?
Robot Flower: ...Yeah, I guess.
*The Losers POV* Cake: Woah, Eggy, are you ok?
Eggy: Would you be ok if you had to chug a gallon of dark chocolate?!
Needle: Calm down, Eggy. Just a little more to drink, and you'll be fine!
Eggy: Ugh... *drinks it all* I think I'm gonna be hung over...
Announcer: Wow... The Losers are safe!
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Tree: This is great. We aren't even halfway finished, and Liy and Pie are running after Pillow, someone just took Bottle, and Remote is talking with her friends...
Pen: What about Black Hole?
Tree: Black Hole! Suck up the chocolate!
Black Hole: Oh... ok.
*Black Hole sucks it up*
Announcer: Death P.A.C.T. is safe!
Pen: Why didn't we think of this sooner?
*Bottle comes back* Bottle: Hey team!
Pen: What happened? There's chocolate all over you!
*Iance POV* Bubble: Our plan is to get revenge on Free Food, by grabbing our chocoloite balls, and sending them to thoir side!
Snowball: Good idea.
Flower: But isn't that cheating?
Match: Who, like, cares.
Lightning: Let's go!
Pencil: Like, shouldn't we start eating now?
Match: Nah, I told you. I'm choco-intolerante!
Pencil: Oh, ok. Me too!
*Free Food POV* Foldy: How is it going?
Stapy: It's- WOAH!? Our pile just doubled in size!
Puffball: Karma...
Yellow Face: Forget the spoons, EVERYONE EAT!
Puffball: We should, shouldn't we?
Marker: Just eat, Puffy.
Puffball: Fine.
*Iance POV* Lightning: We trolled those guys so hard, didn't we?
Flower: Yeah...
Fanny: I hate how fast they are eating!
Match: Yeah, like, don't you get diabetes from eating that fast.
Ruby: I know where the name "Free Food" comes from now...
Snowball: Will you guys hurry up and eat!?
Pencil: For a snow-ball, you need to chill out. And no.
Fanny: Don't worry Snowball. I am here to help!
*Free Food POV* Fries: Keep eating guys! We're almost finished!
Stapy: I don't...know...if i can handle anymore.
Eraser: Same...I'm totally toasted.
Foldy: Come on? Anyone?
Puffball: I'm still eating.
Marker: No one really notices you...
Puffball: Huh?!
*Iance POV* Flower: Guys, I think we're almost finished!
Ruby: Wow, that's great!
*Free Food POV* Bell: We're in the final stretch now!
Fries: Just a few more to go!
*Iance POV* Snowball: This is the last one! I'm gonna eat it!
Bubble: Shouldn't I eat it?
Flower: I want to eat it!
Match: What about me?
Pencil: What about choco-intolerante!?
*Free Food POV* Marker: We finished!
Stapy: Woohoo!
Fries: Announcer, we finished!
Announcer: ...
Fries: Announcer?
Announcer: You missed one. On Yellow Face's spoon.
Yellow Face: Huh!?
Lightning: We finished...
Announcer: That means iance is the last one safe, and Free Food is up for elimination! So close, too.
Bell: Yellow Face!
Yellow Face: I didn't know! I was just trying to help...
Foldy: It's ok, Yellow Boy. I think you did good.
Puffball: WHAT ABOUT ME??
Fries: Be quiet, Puffball.
VOTE FOR A CONTESTANT TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS! THE PERSON WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM BFB VOTING THINGY
VOTING ENDS WHEN WE GET 100 VOTES (like that's ever gonna happen)
*Yellow Face sitting alone*
Match: Yellow Face, you look kind of enlarged today?
Yellow Face: I don't need this right now...
Pencil: But, like, Yellow Boy! We can give you a makeover!
Match: All for the price of $27.63! Are you interested?
Yellow Face: Ok...
*Bubble and Ruby watch from the background*
Bubble: Wow! What a wholesome 100 chungus moment!
Ruby: I know!
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