《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 6: Icing on the Cake
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Flower: Hey, Match! Why wasn't I in your picture?
Match: Yeah, like, you're going to need to hold on a sec... I'm doing something right now.
Flower: Whatever, you're my friend, right Snowball?
Snowball: Yeah... I guess.
Pencil: Hey, Bubble, have you seen Match lately?
Bubble: No, but I think she's with Flower!
Pencil: Yugh. Thanks for telling me!
Bubble: You're welcome!
Lightning: Pencil never asks me where her friends are! In fact, no one really asks me for stuff...
Bell: Hey, Lightning. Can you... move over?
Lighting: Okay?
Bell: Thanks! Now I have a better view of the elimination area.
Black Hole: It's starting already?
Bell: Yep!
Black Hole: I gotta watch this.
Announcer: Why are you all here so early?
Gelatin: We kind of... had nothing else to do.
Naily: I'm anxious to see who gets eliminated!
Announcer: Oh, ok. In that case, it's time for cake at stake!
Announcer: Today, the prize is a banana!
Bomby: OMG!
Announcer: We got 13 votes. That's the most ever. Bomby is the only one with no votes, so he is safe. *Announcer hands Bomby a banana*
Bomby: Yay! I shall cherish this banana forever!!
Announcer: Next safe are Barf Bag, and Naily, with one vote a piece.
Barf Bag: A piece? You could've worded that better...
Announcer: Spongy got 2 votes. *Hands Spongy a banana*
Spongy: Oh yeah!
Announcer: Bracelety is also safe with just 2 votes.
Bracelety: Yay! I love bananas!
Announcer: Now it's down to Gelatin, Firey Jr, and Donut.
Donut: Oh no... well, good luck to all of us!
Announcer: It appears you have good luck, Donut. You are safe with two votes, along with Gelatin.
Donut: Oh, yay!
Gelatin: Aw, yea- *His banana gets stolen by Yellow Face*
Yellow Face: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Announcer: So that means Firey Jr is eliminated.
Firey Jr: WHAT? This is stupid!
Naily: Sorry Junior. You just had to be sacrificed for the team...
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Firey Jr: Whatever! I never wanted to compete in this stupid show anywayyyyyy- *Disappears*
Gelatin: I guess he had a short fuse!
Bomby: YEAH!
Announcer: So, do you guys wanna go straight into the sixth challenge?
Taco: I wouldn't mind it.
Dora: DADADADADADA (The quicker people get eliminated, the better.)
Announcer: Alright, everyone. The sixth challenge is to make me some food. I will rate it out of ten, the lowest team's score loses.
Barf Bag: Can you amount to integers above 9 now?
Announcer: Yes.
*BLEH POV* Book: Alright guys, what's our plan?
Lollipop: Well, none of us actually know how to cook, right?
*Teardrop flutters her arms*
Lollipop: Teardrop, if you didn't care, you could've just done nothing...
Taco: Saw, do you have any ideas?
Saw: I have one idea! Why don't we go to my house?
Book: Uh... sure?
Lollipop: Oh... great.
*BEEP POV* Nickel: Hey, Leafy! Do you have anything we can use?
Leafy: I think I have some leftover strawberry cake we can use!
Balloony: That's a great idea!
Roboty: ... .--. .-. .. -. -.- .-.. . ... (SPRINKLES)
Cloudy: Let's add sprinkles!
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: Tennis Ball, make a rice cake!
Tennis Ball: GB, stop being so demanding. But I will, anyways.
TV: Time to wake up. *Wakes up*
8-Ball: Oh, hey, TV.
Tennis Ball: Okay, I'm finished!
Basketball: That fast?
Blocky: It's a rice cake, what do you expect?
*Losers POV* Coiny: Why don't we just use Cake?
Cake: Coiny, thank you, but you don't need to-
Needle: Here! I'll go get some Icing!
Eggy: Yeah, Cake! The Announcer will love seeing you!
Cake: Oh geez...
*Team Ice Cube POV* Spongy: What do we use?
Barf Bag: They never said we couldn't reuse stuff, right?
Donut: Well, yeah. But what are you getting at?
Barf Bag: What if we use Bomby's cake?
Bomby: YEAH!
Donut: I guess that could work?
Naily: We're gonna nail this!
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*iance POV* Flower: I present to you all... my Flower Cake!
Snowball: Wait a second... that's the cake Pin baked all that time ago!
Pin: Huh?
Bubble: How is it still in such good condition, after all this time?
Flower: Simple. I kept it in my secret fashion store, refrigerated perfectly!
Lightning: So, are we going to use it?
Fanny: What do you think?
*Free Food POV* Fries: Okay, is it finished baking?
Stapy: I think so?
Puffball: Lasagna?
Fries: Yep! Lasagna is pretty popular around here!
Yellow Face: MMMM *About to bite it*
Foldy: Woah! Yellow Face! Wait until the challenge is over, then you can eat it as much as you want!
Yellow Face: OH, ok!
*Death PACT POV* Pen: What do we use?
Liy: Luckily, I coerced Naily into giving me this banana!
Tree: Seriously? We're going to give him, a banana.
Black Hole: Why not?
Tree: Isn't it just... too little for him to eat?
Black Hole: I'm sure it is just fine.
Pillow: Can I leave now?
Bottle: Nope!
*BLEH POV* Saw: We're here!
Lollipop: Your house is very small.
Dora: ADDADADA (It smells horrible in here...)
Gaty: So why are we here again?
Saw: Duh, to get a soda!
Gaty: We came here... all the way to get a soda?
*Saw and Teardrop both nod their heads*
Taco: Let's see what's going on in the news?
*The TV doesn't turn on*
Saw: Oh yeah, I don't pay taxes.
Lollipop: Hm. Ok, we got the drink, let's go.
*They walk back*
*Announcer POV* Time's up, let's review everyone's food, in the order of last time.
Flower: Here's your flower cake!
Announcer: Hm... I feel as if I've seen this before.... 7/10.
Bubble: Yoylecake!
Announcer: BEEP, your turn.
Cloudy: Here's our strawberry cake, with sprinkles!
Announcer: Very rectangular. Just like me. 8/10.
Balloony: Wow, you're generous today!
Announcer: Next up is Team Ice Cube.
Spongy: We got Bomby's cake, from like, a few days ago.
Announcer: Yeah, 5/10. This is old.
Bomby: Aw. :(
Barf Bag: Don't worry Bomby, it'll be ok!
Pen: We got Bomby's banana!
Tree: It's very nutritious, you'll love it!
Announcer: Correct, 7/10.
Black Hole: Told you.
Announcer: The Losers, it's your turn.
Pin: Here's our good friend Cake, all decorated for your beautiful eyes!
Cake: Hey, Speakery...
Announcer: Very wholesome. 10/10!
Clock: Good job, Cake!
Eggy: Yeah! You just gave us a win!
Cake: Thanks, guys...
Announcer: A Better Name Than That, your turn.
Tennis Ball: A rice cake!
Announcer: A rice cake...
Robot Flower: We added salt so it wouldn't be so bland!
Announcer. Not my type. 3/10, for effort.
Blocky: Golf Ball, I told you we shouldn't have done that.
Golf Ball: It's not my fault he has bad taste!
Fries: Move out of the way, GB!
Yellow Face: Introducing, the world's best lasagna!
Announcer: Who do you take me for, Garfield? 4/10.
Yellow Face: AW...
Eraser: Whatever, don't listen to him. Let's prove how scrumptious it is!
*Free Food starts chowing down on it*
Announcer: I think I lost my appetite.
Foldy: Me too...
Saw: Hey Announcer!
Taco: We finished!
Announcer: Finally. What did you get me?
Gaty: A soda!
Announcer: ...
Gaty: What?
Announcer: I am a robot... I can't drink. 0/10. You lose.
Lollipop: Saw! Why didn't you just give him a pie or something?
Saw: I didn't know guys, I'm sorry!
Dora: ADADDADADA (Saw, don't worry. I respect you, and am not mad at your blunder. The announcer is just a wimp.)
Saw: Thanks, Dora.
VOTE ONE OF THESE 7 IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS BELOW
Book
Dora
Gaty
Lolipop
Saw
Taco
Teardrop
VOTING ENDS WHEN FREE FOOD FINISHES THE LASAGNA
Foldy: Seriously, how long is it taking them to eat that?
Announcer: I don't know.
Foldy: Here, want to play rock paper scissors?
Announcer: Sure!
BOTH: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Foldy: Paper!
Announcer: Scissors.
Foldy: Scissors cuts paper, you win!
*Announcer cuts Foldy*
Announcer: Whoops.
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