《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 4: Hay Day
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Remote: Hello everyone, and welcome to the Mechanical Mind Meetup.
Ruby: Hey guys!
Remote: You aren't a mechanical mind, but you can stay, I guess.
TV: TV's Hopes and Dreams Episode 1: Give Me Dream Island :)
Robot Flower: I like this show!
Roboty: -... --- .-. .. -. --. (BORING)
Ruby: Oh, hey mechanical minds! What's up?
TV: Not much.
Ruby: Hey, remember when we all used to be in the LOL? Those were the days.
Roboty: - --- .-. - ..- .-. . (TORTURE)
Robot Flower: Wait, does anyone remember what happened to Nonexisty?
TV: Who
Ruby: He was such a great guy!
Ruby: Hey, Announcer! Do you remember what happened to Nonexist-
Announcer: Hello, Ruby. Thank you for reminding me to start the elimination!
Remote: But she didn't-
TV: C-C-Cake at stake!
Announcer: Hello, namers. You guys were up for elimination. Today's prize is a cup of Icing.
8-Ball: You aren't serious. Icing?
Announcer: Yes.
Announcer: We got 9 votes today, which is a lot.
8-Ball: Still not my favorite number.
Announcer: Robot Flower, Golf Ball, and Blocky got no votes!
Golf Ball: This is a huge win.
Robot Flower: Woohoo! Now TV needs to be safe, and we'll be ok!
Announcer: The other balls, all are safe with one vote each.
Tennis Ball: I got a vote? (and Golf Ball didn't!?)
Basketball: Phew. I got scared for a second.
Announcer: And Grassy and TV, our final two, were tied with 3 votes each.
Grassy: Wha?
TV: So, what's the tiebreaker?
Announcer: Your other teammates will have to vote for who they want out.
TV: Oh no.
Golf Ball: I'm voting Grassy, as TV's calculations help our team immensely! (1 vote Grassy)
Tennis Ball: Sorry, Grassy. (2 Votes Grassy)
Basketball: Well, I respect you Grassy. (1 Vote TV)
8-Ball: How about showing me some respect! (3 Votes Grassy)
Blocky: Still mad you never added Blocky's Funny Doings International to your show roster. (2 Votes TV)
Announcer: Robot Flower, it's up to you.
Robot Flower: Hmmm... they're both my friends...
Robot Flower: SORRY ABOUT THIS, GRASSY. (4 votes Grassy)
Grassy: What! I thought you guys gave me respect!
Tennis Ball: We're really sorry, it's just that-
Grassy: I liked Detroit better than th- *Disappears*
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8-Ball: His voice was super annoying, anyways.
*Free Food POV* Puffball: We've done good so far! Not a single member lost-
Marker: Yet! We don't know if we'll lose this next challenge!
Stapy: Yeah, and don't jinx it!
Foldy: Wait, what is the next challenge, Announcer?
Announcer: The fourth challenge is to find a needle in a haystack. Once you have found the needle, bring it to me. The last team to find a needle, loses. Go.
Needle: needle?
Foldy: Woah, that was sudden.
Puffball: Foldy, just compete in the challenge.
Stapy: Wait, Yellow Face! We can use your Bubble Transformer to turn the hay to bubbles!
Yellow Face: That's not how it works-
Stapy: Thanks! *Stapy uses the Transformer, turning the hay into bubbles*
Puffball: Here's the needle!
Announcer: Wow! That was fast! Good job.
Foldy: No problem!
*Losers POV* Coiny: Any ideas on this?
Pin: Maybe we could use Firey to burn the hay?
Coiny: But then who would get the needle?
Eggy: Well, Firey could just go-
Pin: Yeah, that won't work.
Coiny: What if we try using Needle? She's fast.
Pin: Yeah, she's already trying.
Eggy: Did you guys even listen to me? I said that we could-
*Death PACT POV* Pillow: This is boring.
Remote: Hey Black Hole. Why don't you suck up the hay?
Black Hole: But what if I suck up the needle?
Liy: I'm sure announcer probably has a replacement.
Pie: You got this, Black Hole.
*Black Hole sucks up the hay*
Pie: You see anything?
Pillow: Grass.
Pie: I didn't mean it like that-
Liy: Hey Bottle, have you seen a needle anywhere?
Bottle: You mean this? *Grabs needle out of himself*
Liy: You had that inside you the whole time?
Bottle: Yep!
Announcer: Death PACT is safe!
*BEEP POV* Roboty: -.. .- ...- .. -.. --..-- / -.-. --- -- .--. . - . (DAVID, COMPETE)
David: No!
Roboty: -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. . - / . .-.. .. -- .. -. .- - . -.. (YOU WILL GET ELIMINATED)
David: Seriously?
Roboty: -.-- . ... (YES)
David: Aw... *David starts to rip hay off the stack*
Cloudy: Good job Roboty!
Balloony: Hey guys, have you seen little one anywhere?
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*ABNTT POV* 8-Ball: Progress is going nowhere. We need a solution.
Robot Flower: What if we just use a metal detector?
TV: Question Mark?
*Robot Flower grabs a metal detector*
Basketball: This is going to take a while. I mean, the hay seems very dense.
TV: Just like you.
8-Ball: Has anyone seen Tennis Ball?
Tennis Ball: Oh, hey Rocky!
Rocky: Hey, TB!
Tennis Ball: Wait, you still know how to talk?
Rocky: Mhm!
Tennis Ball: By the way, where's the rest of your team?
Rocky: Bleh!
Tennis Ball: ...Rocky?
*Team Ice Cube POV* Donut: Guys, do you have any ideas on how to win this challenge?
Firey Jr: Not really. Burning it doesn't work.
Donut: What about you Spongy?
Spongy: I could cannonball into it!
Naily: I don't think that's going to do anything.
Bomby: I want to try anyway! *Bomby jumps in*
Donut: Woah! Bomby, you could explode!
Bomby: Don't tell me what to do! But thank you for caring.
Gelatin: AGH! Hay got in my eye!
Spongy: That's a needle.
Gelatin: Oh. Yay!
Announcer: Team Ice Cube is safe!
Barf Bag: So now what?
Stapy: Hey, you guys!
Foldy: Can we have some of your leftover hay?
Donut: Sure? But what for...
Stapy: We are going to put it on Iance's pile!
Foldy: Yeah!
Bomby: Can I help?
Puffball: Of course!
*They walk off with the hay*
Donut: Geez Barf Bag, Bomby is like a wild card!
Barf Bag: Yeah.
*Iance POV* Pencil: It's break time!
Fanny: I hate how it's constantly break time for you guys!
Lightning: Yeah! At this rate, we'll never get this done!
Match: Fine, like, have your break time.
Lightning: Yay!
Fanny: That's not what I was asking...
Bubble: Who are you guys?
Puffball: We've come to put more hay on your sorry pile!
Bubble: Thanks! Oh, wait that's not good-
*Stapy pops Bubble*
Fanny: Me and Lightning are going to stack more!
Lightning: Yea- WOAH! Since when was our stack so big!
Match: Well, that's like, your problem. Me and Pence-Pence are on break time.
Fanny: UGH! I hate this!
*BLEH POV* Lollipop: Face it, guys. We've found nothing.
Gaty: What are we going to do about it?
Lollipop: I don't know, normally this would be the part where something good happens to us-
Taco: Guys, look what me and saw found!
Lollipop: Is it a needle?
Saw: No. But it's a green hay piece!
Book: That's Grassy's hair.
Taco: Oh.
Dora: ADDADDADA (Look.)
Lollipop: What is it, Dora?
Dora: ADDADADADA (LOOK.)
Lollipop: Did your hairstyle change again?
Dora: DADADADADADA (LOOK!)
Lollipop: Ohhhh. A needle.
Announcer: BLEH is safe!
Dora: DADADADAD (I can't believe you.)
*The Losers POV* Pin: Have you guys found anything yet?
Clock: Nope.
Cake: Wait, couldn't we just use Needle?
Pin: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Coiny: Just deal with it, Pin.
Coiny: Hey Announcer, we have your Needle!
Announcer: That's an ugly looking needle.
Needle: Huh!?-
Announcer: But the Losers are safe, regardless.
Coiny: See Pin, we had it in the bag.
Pin: Ugh...
*ABNTT POV* Robot Flower: Ok, the needle should be here any second.
Basketball: Give me that! *Takes metal detector*
Basketball: I see nothing here! Are you sure this even wor-
*The needle comes flying at Basketball, popping her. *
8-Ball: Oof. By the way, here's your needle.
Announcer: A Better Name Than That is safe!
Announcer: Our final two are BEEP, and Iance.
*BEEP POV* Balloony: There you are, little one! Your acid will speed up the process of finding the needle!
Leafy: WOAH! Wait! Needles aren't immune to Rocky's acid. We could destroy our only chance of winning!
Roboty: .- -. -.-- / --- - .... . .-. / .. -.. . .- ... / --. . -. .. ..- ... (ANY OTHER IDEAS GENIUS)
Woody: David! Hows it gowing!
David: Aw, seriously?
Woody: Not goowd?
*iance POV* Lightning: Pencil, you need to help us!
Pencil: Why?
Lightning: We're in the bottom two!
Ruby: Watch this! *goes upside down*
Fanny: How is that helping!
*10 needles suddenly get attracted to iance's location*
Ruby: See, I told you I was a magnet!
Snowball: You...never told us that.
Announcer: iance takes the final safe spot. BEEP loses!
Cloudy: I can't believe this! Our needle was stolen!
David: Seriously?
Balloony: But who could've done it?
*Dora holds up her needle*
Dora: DADADADADA (Fools.)
VOTE IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS BELOW
https://strawpoll.com/polls/05Zd1p89Qy6
Balloony
Cloudy
David
Leafy
Nickel
Roboty
Rocky
Woody
VOTING ENDS WHEN BEEP FINDS OUT WHO STOLE THEIR NEEDLE
Tennis Ball: Hey Rocky, want my leftover icing?
Rocky: Bleh!
Tennis Ball: Here you go!
Rocky: Mmmm! *Eats it*
Tennis Ball: You just... ate the pack whole.
Rocky: Yep!
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