《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 2: Going Swimmingly
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Bubble: Which one of you guys popped me!?
Pin: What are you talking about? We didn't even mess with anyone last challenge.
Bubble: Oh. But who did pop me, then!?
Clock: I'm pretty sure it was someone on Free Food? I'm not exactly sure, though. Even broken clocks are right twice a day!
Cake: But you are just turned off, and not broken?
Clock: Oh.
*Bubble walks off*
*Free Food POV* Puffball: We did great last challenge! I wonder if we get a prize for winning, anyways?
Fries: Don't even start with that...
Bubble: Hey! Which one of you guys popped me!?
Bell: It was me.
Bubble: Oh. Ok then, goodbye!
Yellow Face: Wait, what about my freshly made bubble convert-
Announcer: BLEH, you guys lost last time. You are up for elimination.
Saw: We're starting this already?
Announcer: Yes.
Saw: Oh, ok.
Gaty: How many votes did we even get?
Announcer: 10.
Lollipop: That's a nice amount. Who got the least votes?
Announcer: You, Book, Gaty, Dora, Saw, and Teardrop all with just one vote.
Teardrop: *sighs silently in relief*
Announcer: Taco and Ice Cube are our final two.
Taco: Huh!?
Ice Cube: Wha?
Announcer: It was a tie, so your remaining teammates will choose your fates.
Book: I'm sorry Taco, but I'm better friends with Ice Cube. *Book votes Taco*
Dora: DADADADADADADADA. (Delicious meal.) *Dora votes Taco*
Gaty: I'm sorry Ice Cube, Taco is more useful. *Gaty votes Ice Cube*
Lollipop: Gaty is right. *Lollipop votes Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: Huh?
Saw: Icy, Taco is my friend. *Saw votes Ice Cube*
Announcer: Now it is Teardrop's decision on whether to vote Taco or Ice Cube. Taco has 2 votes, While Ice Cube has 3.
*Teardrop votes Ice Cube*
Announcer: So that settles it. Ice Cube, you are the first eliminated.
Ice Cube: I want revengeeeee! *Disappears*
Book: Where did she go?
*Taco walks off. *
Book: Wait, Taco! I'm sorry!
Bracelety: I-Ice Cube...
Barf Bag: Bracelety, oh no... I'm sorry that Ice Cube is gone.
Announcer: With that over with, it's time for the second challenge. The challenge is to go on a boat and swim over the Goiky canal. The last team to finish will be up for elimination. Go.
*iance POV* Pencil: Like, everyone, get on!
*The team gets on the boat*
Match: Good thing Spongy isn't on this boat! He'd weigh the whole thing down, like, ten times over!
Lightning: I can help you guys pedal!
Flower: Yeah, I guess I'll help too.
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Pillow: Wow, this boat looks flimsy. Where are our oars even?
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Black Hole: Uhhhhh....
Tree: Did you suck up our oars?
Black Hole: Yes...?
Pen: I'm sure we have a replacement somewhere!... Guys?
Pie: Sorry about this, Pen. *Pie puts Pen underwater and uses him as an oar*
*Team Ice Cube POV* Gelatin: Do you think there are any fish in this water?
Barf Bag: Maybe? I didn't know this place has wildlife.
Naily: I'm sure we'll nail this challenge!
Firey Jr: Stop saying that!
Naily: OK, geez.
Spongy: Why aren't you guys letting me swim with you guys?
Barf Bag: Sorry Spongy. We can't risk our boat breaking!
Spongy: Ok, sorry...
Bomby: Where's Bracelety!
Firey Jr: Calm down man, wasn't she on Spongy? Or at least I thought she was...
*The Losers POV* Coiny: How are we going to get Firey on this boat? It's flammable!
Eggy: They never said anything about needing all your members to get to the finish. Why don't we just leave Firey here? He'll be just fine.
Firey: Oh, um, ok? Have fun you guys! I'll just be right here, alone...
Pin: Bye Firey!
Needle: See you soon!
Firey: Ugh, everyone else already left. Is there anyone still here?
Firey: Wait, is that Bracelety?
*BEEP Pov* Nickel: Hey Woody, this boat is just like you! Made out of wood!
Woody: Woh, yeah!
Leafy: If I look on my map, it says we're around halfway there!
Balloony: Oh, wow! Are we in first?
Cloudy: I've seen like 4 boats pass us, sadly not.
Leafy: Well, as long as we aren't last, I'm sure were fi-
*The boat comes to a complete stop*
Nickel: Woah, roadblock!
David: Aw, seriously?
*Free Food POV*
Yellow Face: So, when does this end?
Foldy: Just keep pedaling, Yellow Face. It will be over sooner than you think.
Eraser: Woah, who's that?
Snowball: We've swam from Iance's boat to come mess you guys up!
Ruby: As Ice Cube would say, REVENGE!
*Ruby starts throwing water on Marker*
Marker: WOah! I'm sorry Ruby! I didn't mean to hurt you last episode!
*Snowball holds Foldy up in the air*
Stapy: Hey! Get off of her!
Fries: Like, seriously! If you try anything funny, we're all falling off!
Snowball: *Lets go of Foldy* Fine. Truce, as long as we get to stay on your boat.
Bell: *sigh* Deal.
Ruby: Yay!
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: The weight of this boat is getting us nowhere!
Basketball: Well, I'm sorry! Anything you can do to make it faster?
Tennis Ball: TV, activate fan mode!
TV: Activating fan mode!
*ABNTT's boat is suddenly projected forward*
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Robot Flower: Now that's what I'm talking about!
*iance POV* Match: We, like made it!
Announcer: Bup, bup, bup. Where is Ruby and Snowball?
Bubble: We sent them to mess with Free Food!
Announcer: I guess you will have to wait for them to finish for you guys to be safe.
Flower: Seriously!
Lightning: To clarify, I am not at fault for this, as I did not make this decision.
Pencil: Shut up, Lightning.
*BLEH POV* Book: Even though we lost Ice Cube, I'm sure we'll still make it!
Gaty: Be quiet, Book. We've heard you say this 3 times now.
Lollipop: Hey, I see more people ahead. We must be getting close to the finish!
Saw: Oh, that's great!
Taco: Yay.
*Firey POV* Firey: Hey, Bracelety! Where's the rest of your team?
Bracelety: They left...
Firey: Why aren't you with them?
Bracelety: There's no point without Ice Cube...
Firey: Well, what would Ice Cube do if you got eliminated?
Bracelety: Probably keep competing...?
Firey: So why don't you? Think of it, you could continue Ice Cube's legacy!
Bracelety: I could?
Firey: Yeah! Now go out there and show your team that!
Bracelety: Yeah! But they are probably miles ahead, how do I get to them?
Firey: Use Tennis Ball's trebuchet!
*Bracelety jumps on*
Firey: Ready?
Bracelety: Yeah!
*Bracelety gets launched onto Spongy*
Bracelety: Hi Spongy!
Spongy: Oh, hey Bracelety!
*BEEP POV* Nickel: How do we get rid of the roadblock?
Leafy: Someone's going to need to swim down there and get it!
Balloony: Little one?
Rocky: Mhm! *Rocky jumps underwater, and swallows the roadblock*
Cloudy: Good job Rocky!
Rocky: Bleh! *Vomits a hole in the boat*
Balloony: Oh, great.
*Free Food POV* Foldy: We made it!
Announcer: Free Food and iance are safe!
Yellow Face: How are we both safe?
Puffball: Yeah, I wanna know.
Announcer: Look.
Flower: Hey Ruby!
Pencil: Yeah, hey Erasick.
Eraser... that name only works when I use it.
*BLEH POV* Saw: Hey guys, I see the finish line!
Taco: Oh, cool!
Dora: ADDADADA (Closer to paradise, one paddle at a time.)
Book: Hey Announcery!
Announcer: BLEH is safe.
Naily: What about us?
Bomby: We're here TOO!
Announcer: Oh, yeah. Team Ice Cube is safe.
Bracelety: Ice Cube... I can do this for you!
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Tree: I told you Bottle, slow and steady wins the race!
Bottle: Wow! You're right for once!
*Remote jumps off the boat, on the other side of the canal*
Remote: Hello!
Announcer: Hello. Death P.A.C.T. is safe.
8-Ball: And so are we.
Announcer: Wow! A Better Name Than That is safe! You guys are on a roll!
Golf Ball: You got that right!
Announcer: I meant the other teams, not you.
Golf Ball: Oh.
Announcer: Now it's down to BEEP and The Losers!
Coiny: What are you talking about? We're right here?
Announcer: Where's Firey?
Pin: We needed him? Eggy, why did you leave him?!
Eggy: I d-didn't know! I thought we didn't need everyone on our team!
Needle: Who's going to get him?
Loser: I will!
Cake: Yeah! Go Loser!
*Loser starts swimming back*
*BEEP POV* Cloudy: The leak is sinking our ship! We're doomed!
Woody: Aha! I have an iwea!
Balloony: What is it?
Woody: Woboty! You need to let me get your battery!
Roboty: -.. --- / .-- .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- / -- ..- ... - .-.-.- (Do what you must.)
*Woody opens Roboty's chute and takes a battery from it*
Woody: Clouwy! You gotta get me a motor frowm your cowwection!
Cloudy: On it!
*Loser POV* Loser: Firey, you gotta come with me!
Firey: I can't swim!
Loser: I'll hold you!
Firey: Won't you get burnt though?
Loser: We've got no time, get on!
*Firey gets on Loser*
Cloudy: There it is!
*Cloudy grabs the motor*
Cloudy: I'm coming, Woody!
Loser: Agh, my arms!
Firey: I'm sorry!
*Cloudy goes to Woody*
Cloudy: What's the motor for?
Woody: Watch!
*Woody puts the battery onto the motor and attaches it to the back of the boat, causing it to speed up immensely*
Leafy: WOAH! I can see the finish!
Loser: I can see the finish!
*BEEP Barely outruns Loser*
Balloony: We made it!
David: Seriously?
Leafy: OH! Roboty, here's your battery back!
Roboty: .. / ..-. . . .-.. / .-.. .. -.- . / .- / -. . .-- / -- .- -. .-.-.- (I feel like a new man.)
Announcer: That means The Losers, Lose!
Firey: I'm sorry about that, Loser!
Loser: Yeah, It's ok! We all tried our best.
Needle: Most of us...
Eggy: Look guys, I'm sorry! Ok?
(VOTE ONE THESE GUYS IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS)
https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgeVjvrjZp
Cake
Clock
Coiny
Eggy
Firey
Loser
Needle
Pin
VOTING ENDS WHENEVER I GET ENOUGH VOTES
Naily: Hey Bracelety, do you feel better now?
Bracelety: You know I do! And I'm gonna win for Ice Cube!
Barf Bag: Wow, that's really inspiring!
Firey Jr: Have any of you guys seen Spongy?
*Spongy is on a boat*
Spongy: Hey guys! I'm swimming on the boat, like I rightfully deserve to!
Gelatin: Hey Spongy, you know that might brea-
(The boat breaks under Spongy's weight)
Spongy: Ow.
Firey Jr: Told you.
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