《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 1: Balance Beaming
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Announcer: Time to start an object show that probably won't get finished.
Announcer: Anyways, the 64 contestants are going to be fighting for the ultimate paradise, Dream Island. The first challenge is to stay on a balance beam. The first team to have all their members fallen off, lose. Go.
*Free Food POV* Yellow Face: Do you want to compete in a show, and win? There are 2 simple rules to that! First, buy my-
Fries: Alright Yellow Face, we get it. Why don't you and Eraser go push some people off?
Eraser: I'm down for that.
Stapy: Me too, but who's stack do we knock over?
Foldy: Iance. There's something about them I just don't trust.
*The Losers POV* Loser: Hey guys, what if we decide to defend ourselves, instead of attacking?
Cake: Good idea, but with what?
Clock: Why not use Eggy? She is pretty big, anyways.
Eggy: Wh-?!
Coiny: Good Idea! *Grabs Eggy*
Coiny: Woah, why are you so slippery?! *Drops Eggy*
*SPLASH*
Firey: AAAAAuahagahaaag *evaporates*
Needle: Great going Coiny...
*Team Ice Cube POV* Donut: Guys, Spongy just fell. We need a plan if we don't want to lose.
Bracelety: Let's ask Ice Cube!
Firey Jr: Bracelety, you can't just rely on other people for your problems. Speaking of, where's Bomby?
Barf Bag: He told me he was going to knock some guys out on the other teams. Haven't seen him since.
*Death PACT POV* Pen: Hey guys, who's that in the distance?
Remote: I think it's BombeeEEK-*Pushed off by Bomby*
*Remote falling in the water causes the water to electrify, shocking everyone fallen down*
Bottle: Woah! What did you d- *Bomby grabs bottle, and quickly throws him down into the water*
Black Hole: Bomby, look what you've done! You've just caused death!
Bomby: Life is cheap! And if you don't all fall down right now, I will *Grabs Liy* ignite myself with Lighter!
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Liy: First off, I'm a light switch. Second, get off me.
Bomby: Oh. *Drops Liy*
Tree: Gh- Bomby, you need to cool down! *Throws Bomby onto Spongy, causing him not to get electrocuted*
Pie: Good job Tree. I'm glad we could solve that problem with little death!
*BEEP POV* Leafy: Alright guys, there are 3, 4, 5, Si- Woah! Where did David and Roboty go?
Cloudy: Don't you remember? David fell, and Roboty is on one of the edges.
Balloony: I'm sure he's probably doing well over there!
Nickel: Hey, little one, why don't you use your acid?
Rocky: Bleh! *creates an indent in the wooden beam, causing the separated part to wobble*
Woody: Woh noh! *Falls, along with Rocky*
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: Woah, it appears someone must have made a miscalculation in the structure of this balance beam!
Blocky: OK genius, what are we gonna do about it?
Robot Flower: Maybe if we go to the edge, we can even out the structure!
TV: *calculating chances of success* 31%, but no other idea has better chances.
Basketball: I like those odds, now lets hurr-oh! *trips*
Tennis Ball: Oh no, a teammate fell!
Grassy: Grassy needs some rest!
*Iance POV* Pencil: Ugh, who are those guys?
Match: I don't know, but like, they don't seem friendly!
Lightning: I can try my best to help!
Ruby: I will too!
Eraser: Hey Pensick! We've come to push you all off!
Match: Can you like, not? We've been doing good so far, and you aren't going to, like, ruin that.
Bell: Too bad! *Pops Bubble*
Pencil: Snowball, deal with them.
Snowball: I'm the one who pops Bubble around here, you entitled orange kid!
Marker: Take this! *Throws dirt in Ruby's face*
Ruby: I can't see! *falls*
Snowball: Ok, I'm done with this. *Grabs Fanny*
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Bell: Woah, what are you doing- *Cuts string with Fanny* My string!! *Falls*
Fanny: I hate how you used me like that! Seriously, you could have broken me! Why not just use Saw or something!?
Snowball: You gotta use what you have, Fanny.
Flower: Don't worry guys, I took care of Foldy and Stapy!
Marker: Retreat!
Eraser: Yeah, forget this.
*BLEH POV* Book: Why is this thing so unstable?
Taco: Yeah, it sure is a "balance beam..."
Gaty: That's out of the question, guys! Saw and Ice Cube just fell!
Lollipop: How unfortunate. Sucks to be them.
Golf Ball: Hey, bozos! Move out of our way! *Trips Lollipop*
Grassy: *Grabs Taco and Book* Grassy is sorry about this, you two.
Book: What are you doing, Grassy?
Taco: Get off of me!
Grassy: Oh, ok! *Lets go of both, causing them to fall*
Gaty: Hey, what was that fo- *Pushed over by Blocky*
Blocky: Finally, thats over with!
Announcer: Here are the current standings:
Team Ice Cube: 6/8
The Losers: 6/8
ABNTT: 6/8
Death PACT: 5/8
Free Food: 5/8
Iance: 5/8
Beep: 4/8
BLEH: 2/8
Announcer: Back to the competition...
Dora: *Grabs 8-Ball*
8-Ball: Dora, what are you doing...?
Dora: *Throws 8-Ball*
Flower: WOAH, guys, watch out!
*Flower gets hit by 8-ball, causing her and Match to fall off*
Pencil: OMG, Matchy, I'm coming to save you! *Jumps off*
Fanny: I hate how we are the only two left!
Snowball: Eh. It's more peaceful this way.
*Back to ABNTT POV* Tennis Ball: Dora, don't throw me off, too!
Golf Ball: Oh no, TB! Someone detain her!
Robot Flower: On it! *Kicks Dora off with Tennis Ball in her hands*
Blocky: You know Tennis Ball was still there, right?
Robot Flower: Yes.
*Team Ice Cube POV*
Naily: Wait, isn't BLEH UFE now? All of their members are gone.
Gelatin: I think there is one more, but i forgot his name.
Firey Jr: Gelatin, that team is made of all girls! So there wouldn't be a him on there.
Gelatin: Ok?
Bracelety: Ugh, you're not Ice Cube!
*Bracelety grabs Teardrop*
Gelatin: Oh, hey Watery!
*Firey Jr. facepalms*
Teardrop: *flutters arms severely fast*
Bracelety: You disgust me, melted Ice Cube!
*Bracelety throws Teardrop off*
Announcer: That means BLEH is up for elimination, because their last member was eliminated!
Naily: Oh, sweet!
(VOTE ONE OF THESE CONTESTANTS TO BE ELIMINATED USING THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS)
https://strawpoll.vote/polls/fb0dccjx/vote
Book
Dora
Gaty
Ice Cube
Lollipop
Saw
Taco
Teardrop
(VOTING WILL END SOMEDAY)
Saw: Hey, Icy, do you think this show will ever finish?
Ice Cube: Huh?
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