《sext me | k.th & j.jk》삼십 오
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miss you 🐰
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i miss you too 🐯 :)
: THEY HAVE ANIMAL EMOJIS FOR EACH OTHER !!!
: he really does look like a bunny 🥺
: you saw each other like a week ago and you spend all night on FaceTime calm down
shut up >:(
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🐰 🐯
jisooturtlerabbitkim:
so I stole it 🥳
Namjoon:
you stole your brothers girlfriends dogs friends mom grandpas wheelchair because he said blue lives and all lives matter?
Jisooturtlerabbitkim:
yup
Namjoon:
queen
Pinkprincess💖:
I like this girl
Jiminie🐥: yeah me too good job hobi
Sunshine: :)
babiekoo: isn't he like trapped in his house now?
Farmboy🤠🐔: it's for the better
Jisooturtlerabbitkim: he's a danger to society
Anyways
What're you guys up to
Farmboy🤠🐔: I'm at home not doing anything in particular
Agust D😎:
Same
Ew the username
Sunshine: deal with it
I'm with pinkie at Jin's cafe
Pinkprincess💖: I'm at the cafe with hoseok and jimins fatasses eating all my pastries for free
Jimine🐥:
I like the raspberry ones the most🙈
babiekoo:
The blueberry ones are superior
Sunshine:
Your sleeping in the blackberry ones 😾
Agust D😎:
Oh my god shut up
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Taehyung🤍🐯:
Hi :)
Me:
Hi :)
Taehyung🤍🐯:
Whatcha doinggggg
Me:
I'm watching some movie
Making fun of the straight couple
Taehyung🤍🐯:
As you should 🙈
Me:
😌
How about you?
Taehyung🤍🐯:
It's my day off so I'm lying in bed texting you
Me:
Sooooo you're not doing something important??
Taehyung🤍🐯:
Not really why
Me:
Can we FaceTime
?
Taehyung🤍🐯:
Ugh
fucking finally
I was waiting🤪
🤍🐯 is requesting time FaceTime you!
Decline
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