Namjoon:

Shouldn't we introduce ourselves?

Pinkprincess💖: probably

Namjoon:

Ok

Hello my name is kim Namjoon. Im 25 years old and I'm a therapist 👋🏻

jksugardaddy:

Woah ur really young for a therapist

Pinkprincess💖:

Ikr he's like insanely smart

Hi I'm kim seokjin. I'm 26 (the oldest), I work/own a cafe, I like to cook, and I'm really hot 😙

Grandpa:

I'm min yoongi, 25, and I produce music.

I'm also dating jimin so don't think about it

jksugardaddy:

Wait

THE min yoongi

jiminie👶🏻:

Yup

Hoseokmydick:

Believe it

Pinkprincess💖:

You're talking to someone famous

Grandpa:

I mean I'm not famous

babie:

...

Namjoon:

...

jksugardaddy:

...

jiminie👶🏻:

Taehyung we've been trying to tell him for two years 🤧

Pinkprincess💖:

OKAY next person

hoseokmydick:

Hi! I'm Jung Hoseok. I'm 25 and I work at a Vet!

Grandpa:

He's also unnecessary loud all the time.

Namjoon:

Not wrong

Hoseokmydick:

Leave me and my personality alone ;(

jiminie👶🏻:

Hi Taehyung!! We've talked before but Im Jimin, 22,I'm a dance major, and I'm yoongis boyfriend. (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

Grandpa:

awe

babie:

He didn't even do anything

Grandpa:

idfc

babie:

sigh

hi tae

um you already know who I am

jksugardaddy:

mmhh ☺️

hoseokmydick:

gross

Anyways who are YOU

jksugardaddy:

oh yeah sorry I forgot

hi I'm Kim Taehyung. I'm 24 years old and I model.

Namjoon:

Cool

Now what?

hoseokmydick:

Not sure

babie:

fun.

taehyung text me

I'm cooler than them😎

jksugardaddy:

Okay :)

jiminie👶🏻:

fuck both of you

Pinkprincess 💖:

Forget about them

Hoseok stole my pink dildo 😡

Hoseokmydick:

oh shut up you have likes 2 thousand sex toys

Pinkprincess💖:

Then why couldn't you have stolen the black or purple one

Why the pink one??

Hoseokmydick:

i may have wanted to piss u off 🤷🏻‍♂️

jiminie👶🏻:

uh

can't you guys argue in your private chat

Hoseokmydick:

Jimin

I love you

But shut the fuck up

Grandpa:

Hoseok.

Hoseokmydick:

I mean

Jimin our baby

I'm sorry but this is a very urgent conversation and it would take to much time to switch to our own chat room

I hope you understand and sorry for the inconvenience

Jiminie👶🏻:

Um thank you?

Pinkprincess💖:

anyways

I want my dildo back right now

Hoseokmydick:

Sure but I already used it and I don't feel like washing it

Pinkprincess💖:

HOSEOK

you're buying me a new one

It was expensive

Hoseokmydick:

Uh no thank you

Pinkprincess💖:

You're buying it wether you want to or not

Hoseokmydick:

Fine omg

Grandpa:

This is gross

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Grandpa:

Hi baby

We're alone now ;)

Jiminie👶🏻:

I see that ;)

Namjoon:

Uh guys?

Grandpa:

oops

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Grandpa:

Anyways

I miss you 🥺

Jiminie👶🏻:

You miss me or my ass? 😂

Grandpa:

Both

Now get that fine ass here

Jiminie👶🏻:

yes sir

Grandpa:

😳

⬆️

⬅️🍆➡️

⬇️

Jiminie👶🏻:

Hehe

Be there in ten

Grandpa:

Okay I love you

Jiminie👶🏻:

I love you too 💛