《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Porada na... Mięso ?!
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Triss: Ej Geralt.
Geralt:Gitara yolo co?
Triss:Masz jakąś poradę...
Geralt:Na zdradę?
Triss:Niee! Poradę na mięso 🍗 wiesz to co jesz to dobre coś...
Geralt: Wiem co to jest mięso ciołku. Jaka porada? Na lepszą skórkę? Lepsze mięso 🍗? Dam ci przepis.
Triss: NIE.
Geralt:Okej może dam Ci przepis na fit mięso 🍗?
Triss: JA PIERDOLE SUGERUJESZ,ŻE JESTEM GRUBA?! ŻE POTRZEBUJE FIT MIĘSA ŻEBY SCHUDNĄĆ?!
Geralt:Nie o to mi chodzi!
Triss:O CO KURWA CI CHODZI? WIEM,ŻE UWAŻASZ MNIE ZA BRZYDKĄ,ALE JA PIKNA JESTEM. Z JASKREM BYŁO MI LEPIEJ W ŁUSZKÓ.
Geralt:Co?! Nie odzywaj się do mnie.
Triss:JEZU
O CO CI CHODZI
JEZU
KOCHANIE?
JA PIERDZIELE.
GERALT
KOCHANIE
WEŹ ODEZWIJ Się
Geralt:Na dwójeczce byłem.
Triss:Wiesz co? NIE POTRZEBNIE MARNUJE BATERIE MOJEGO IPHONA 69 NA TWOJĄ KUPĘ.FOCH.
Użytkownik Triss zablokował/a użytkownika Geralt
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