《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Wiedźmiński chat(5)
Advertisement
Geralt: Kto przebiera się ze mnom za trzeh kruli?!
Yennefere: Geralt... Boże moje oczy. Masz słownik na Trzech króli. *rzuca słownikiem z 100km w Geralta*
Geralt:Jezdem wiedzminem. A nie polonistom!!11!
Triss: To moje nienarodzone dziecko umie lepiej ortografię niż ty Geralt.
Vesemir: OH zamknij się Trisiu.
Triss: Czej...
*twelve second later*
Triss: Yyy...
*Two months later*
Triss: A ty zamknij się Vesemirku Piździlku!
Geralt: Jaka riposta... Cienta riposta Tris.
Triss: Ty sie nie odzywaj bo napisałeś ,,cienta". Yennefere,chyba za słabo walnełaś go tym słownikiem.
Yennefere:Widzę...
-----_----·
Witam moje Vesemirki! (Sej łaat?)
Podoba się rozdział?
Advertisement
- In Serial581 Chapters
Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear
Yuna, a 15 years old girl started playing the world’s first VRMMO. She has earned billions of yen in stocks. She confines herself in her house playing the game without going to school. Today, a huge update has arrived. She obtains a non-transferable rare bear outfit. But the equipment is so embarrassing that she can’t wear it even in the game. Furthermore, when she answers the survey regarding the new update and relaunches the game, she appears in unknown forest in a bear outfit. Where is this? Email from God? Different world? If she wears the bear outfit she’s a cheat, if she takes it off she’s a normal girl. Her adventure starts just like that. Yuna began doing as she liked.
8 570 - In Serial43 Chapters
The Blue Tower
When I heard a soft, and gentle voice, asking me if I'd like to go to a new world, far away from here... I didn't even think twice about it. My life on Earth could hardly have been any worse, right then - and the chance to start back over was more than I could have dreamed of. But now that I'm here, I'm starting to discover that this new world is really nothing like what I had been expecting. Right now, I'm all alone, in the middle of a huge, and darkened forest, with nobody to tell me where to go, or what to do next. And somewhere, far off in the distance... I can hear something huge, and strong, moving slowly through the woods. Before, I was hoping to get the chance to start my life up all over again. But now, I'm just hoping to make it safely through the night. Maybe once I achieve that, then I can finally start to think about what's going on... ... and then, maybe, I can figure out just why it was that I was brought here, exactly - and just what sort of a world it is that I've arrived in.
8 192 - In Serial23 Chapters
The Strangers
Brian Jeffries wakes up in a bed that is not his own, in a room dimly lit, surrounded by a large group of others just like him. This group of twenty-five finds themselves teleported to the land of Exandria, a world of swords and magic, of elves and orcs, of dungeons and dragons. A strange old man informs them that they are the newest members of the Adventurer's Guild, a group that takes contracts all around the world for gold and glory. For these normal humans the choice is simple: Serve or be executed. The captives are split into parties and sent out on their first jobs. Follow Brian and his newfound allies as they learn to become professional adventurers, complete contracts for the Guild, and maybe find a way home. To honor the source material's Dungeons and Dragons roots, I will be rolling dice throughout the development of this story. Everyone has a character sheet. From combat encounters to social interactions, everything that can be rolled will be rolled. See how a natural 1 can turn the tide of a battle, how a successful intimidation check can subvert a fight, or how deception can reveal critical info. No one is safe and anything can happen when you put your fate in your hands, take a chance, roll the dice. A Critical Role Fanfiction
8 161 - In Serial17 Chapters
Deviant's Masquerade: The Huntsman's Quest (Old Version)
Camp Bet looks like a regular every day summer camp. Then you realize the owner is a witch, the quartermaster is probably a serial killer, and the whole place is surrounded by a mystical forest. All of that is just part of the reason why Jon Whitaker considers Camp Bet home. So, when things from both the city and the forest start to threaten his home... Well, he's going to do something about that. --- (A Quest set in the world of Deviant's Masquerade.) Please Note: This story has undergone a soft reboot and can now be found here.
8 97 - In Serial24 Chapters
Dungeon Academy
Ethan Russell has always been poor, but up into now it hasn’t made him stand out. That changes when he wins a financial scholarship to the elite Hinan Academy in the small coastal town of Misty Oaks. While the school is amazing not everything in town is as it seems. Strange creatures are appearing all around town while rumors of missing people run rampant and deep beneath the school is something that will change Ethan forever …if he can survive long enough. Thanks for checking out my young adult school-life fantasy: Dungeon Academy. Please leave any feedback you have as I do read your opinions and ultimately they help make my books better.
8 223 - In Serial15 Chapters
The Flaming Hero And The Scientist (Izuku x Melissa)
i'll keep it short since i'll make an intro,this will be a Izuku x Melissa story
8 172
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
