《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Wiedźmiński chat(5)
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Geralt: Kto przebiera się ze mnom za trzeh kruli?!
Yennefere: Geralt... Boże moje oczy. Masz słownik na Trzech króli. *rzuca słownikiem z 100km w Geralta*
Geralt:Jezdem wiedzminem. A nie polonistom!!11!
Triss: To moje nienarodzone dziecko umie lepiej ortografię niż ty Geralt.
Vesemir: OH zamknij się Trisiu.
Triss: Czej...
*twelve second later*
Triss: Yyy...
*Two months later*
Triss: A ty zamknij się Vesemirku Piździlku!
Geralt: Jaka riposta... Cienta riposta Tris.
Triss: Ty sie nie odzywaj bo napisałeś ,,cienta". Yennefere,chyba za słabo walnełaś go tym słownikiem.
Yennefere:Widzę...
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