《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Wiedźmiński Chat (4)
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Triss:Geralt jestem w ciąży.
Geralt : Bożę BĘDĘ ŁOJCEM!
Triss: A skąd wiesz,że to ty?
Geralt: A co? To nie ja?!
Vesemir: He he he. Nie bo ze mną jest w ciąży.
Geralt: A..ale... JAK TO?!
Triss: Tak to. Vesemir jest tak bezpłodny,że aż płodny.
Geralt: Mam focha!
Yennefere: Mnie możesz zapłodnić(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Yen:Ej. Yennefere moja podróbo. GERALT.JEST.MÓJ.
Geralt: Moje serce jest u Yennefere.
Yennefere:Oooo... Kc Geralt 😘😚👫💑💏
Yen:Pfff... Wole Jaskiera.
Geralt: Chyba Jaskra.
Yen:Jaskiera.
Geralt:Jaskra.
Yen: Będę pisać jak chce. Yennefere idziemy!
Yennefere: Gdzie?
Geralt: Na statek ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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Łel jestem tu robię to co chce. Z tobą dziele się (?).
Zapraszam na konto w którym jestem ja, JulieOfRivia WiedźminBlack i Elcia02.
Nazywa się TheWitchersTeam.
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